MysticZap, welcome to the Trick Room. Don't even try to make sense of this since it is completely incoherent! You must catch a Solosis on Route five, and you shall name him Blender. You may use any items on him except Potions, Max Potions, Max Revives, Carbos, and Chesto Berries. You must then take him to solo all of Clay's Pokemon. Once that is completed you may evolve him into Duosion. After he evolves into Duosion, you must remove the move with the least power, and replace it with Frustration from a TM obtained in Nimbasa City. Once you have done that, it must then solo two of Ghetsis' Pokemon (doesn't matter which) for it to evolve into Reuniclus. Because Blender also likes comic books, you must teach him Gyro Ball, again obtained as a TM from Nimbasa City. Replace it with the move that has the lowest power that is not Frustration. Have a tricky day!
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