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Redew · Sep 26th, 2012, 1:14:21 AM

Welcome to:

Redew's Let's ~~Fail~~ Play
now with more corny jokes

Pokemon Crystal

Here's the second chapter of my let's play! If you're just tuning in, here's a recap:

got starter (cyndaquil named harsha)
im not funny
got geodude (named jellicent)
bad puns
bellsprout sucks
bad jokes
got first badge
oh and more bad jokes

dut duh duh daaaaaahhhhhh

Super psyched that I won my first gym battle! (although i knew that it wasn't going to be a hard one). After I left the gym, Elm called right away to inform me about that egg that he shat himself over. I decided to go and get it as I need a Togetic and I don't think that you can get it anywhere else. So, stopping by the PokeCenter I healed up and ~~took~~ received the egg from Elm's aid and headed out for more ADVENTURE.

I have a special name for this egg... >:)

l ol n o ob m afe

Let's go train this little bugger, shall we?

Ugh, Mafe, you suck so much. Why did I pick you .-.

Honorable move mentions:

Outrage
Hyper Beam
Fucking Explosion you dick
Fire Blast x2
Aurora Beam
Zap Cannon

Yeah, that's good enough. Thinking of ditching Mafe, tbh. Thoughts?

Anyway, caught a Growlithe and named it TrollFreak because I promised I would. I'm going to use this one. Growlithe isn't too much of a bother to level up, as he can chew through anything he encounters. After learning Ember we moved on to the next city, Azalea Town.

Change of plans: caught a Hoothoot and named it Mihawk.

Trained it

feelsgoodman.jpg

Okay! So, we're off to fight the evil Team Rocket in Slowpoke Well. Not sure why they got together again, because if they can be beaten by a 10-year-old, then they really need to do some soul searching for what their purpose in irl. Anyway, beat them easily with Mihawk and then went on to murder Bugsy. After the battle I went to my PC and deposited Harsha (sorry, man :(). Ahhhhhh so many things.

(Me beating Bugsy)

Beat Veemon!

noob

After beating him, I got the HM Cut and proceeded to pick up Harsha to be an HM slave. I cut through everything, defeated everything, and now I believe I'm ready to take on Whitney.

Oh! But wait! I got an egg! Thank you old man. Running, running, running, running, running...

:O

First ever Tyrogue. I'll keep it for now. Maybe it will evolve before Whitney and I'll have a strong Fighting-type to use.

That's a story for another time! For now, I bid you adieu.

Sorry about the lack of interesting things in this chapter. Maybe next time will have more things!

Sep 26th, 2012, 1:14:21 AM	#3
Redew The higher I get the lower I'll sink. Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 362 <@Redew> jellicent <@Redew> how hammered are you <&Jellicent> i am a hammer Mentor	Welcome to: Redew's Let's ~~Fail~~ Play now with more corny jokes Pokemon Crystal Here's the second chapter of my let's play! If you're just tuning in, here's a recap: got starter (cyndaquil named harsha) im not funny got geodude (named jellicent) bad puns bellsprout sucks bad jokes got first badge oh and more bad jokes dut duh duh daaaaaahhhhhh Super psyched that I won my first gym battle! (although i knew that it wasn't going to be a hard one). After I left the gym, Elm called right away to inform me about that egg that he shat himself over. I decided to go and get it as I need a Togetic and I don't think that you can get it anywhere else. So, stopping by the PokeCenter I healed up and ~~took~~ received the egg from Elm's aid and headed out for more ADVENTURE. I have a special name for this egg... >:) l ol n o ob m afe Let's go train this little bugger, shall we? Ugh, Mafe, you suck so much. Why did I pick you .-. Honorable move mentions: Outrage Hyper Beam Fucking Explosion you dick Fire Blast x2 Aurora Beam Zap Cannon Yeah, that's good enough. Thinking of ditching Mafe, tbh. Thoughts? Anyway, caught a Growlithe and named it TrollFreak because I promised I would. I'm going to use this one. Growlithe isn't too much of a bother to level up, as he can chew through anything he encounters. After learning Ember we moved on to the next city, Azalea Town. Change of plans: caught a Hoothoot and named it Mihawk. Trained it feelsgoodman.jpg Okay! So, we're off to fight the evil Team Rocket in Slowpoke Well. Not sure why they got together again, because if they can be beaten by a 10-year-old, then they really need to do some soul searching for what their purpose in irl. Anyway, beat them easily with Mihawk and then went on to murder Bugsy. After the battle I went to my PC and deposited Harsha (sorry, man :(). Ahhhhhh so many things. (Me beating Bugsy) Beat Veemon! noob After beating him, I got the HM Cut and proceeded to pick up Harsha to be an HM slave. I cut through everything, defeated everything, and now I believe I'm ready to take on Whitney. Oh! But wait! I got an egg! Thank you old man. Running, running, running, running, running... :O First ever Tyrogue. I'll keep it for now. Maybe it will evolve before Whitney and I'll have a strong Fighting-type to use. That's a story for another time! For now, I bid you adieu. Sorry about the lack of interesting things in this chapter. Maybe next time will have more things! __________________