Like these suggestions. In lieu of those who wanted No Guard, I would like to put forth Compoundeyes as a second ability. The argument I saw for No Guard was to reduce luck-based risk, which is what we do not want for this CAP, we want different types of risks highlighted in previous threads, such as team-based and situational risks. Compoundeyes would serve as a buffer to make this CAP fulfill its intended purposes, without the obviously overpowered nature of a ability like No Guard.
Also works very well flavourwise. Also we could go with Honey Gather as previously mentioned...
"Internet Tough Guy" on PO/Showdown and "??????" on Serebii as well as here.