Sorry. I was expecting it to be deleted like my last post (the last post had reason, though).
I managed to abuse my TID/SID in Black, so I know the process. I have already found my parameters using the awesome new method.
Sooo. I started the game up. Kept track of my starting time and date. Didn't hold down any buttons. I started the game and waited til the Gamefreak animation to press start so I can skip that and the little cutscene video thereafter so I can go to the menu. I started, put in a Random name for myself and my Rival. Waited for my mother to talk to Juniper. Immediately when I could move, I checked my TID. I put it in the searcher along with all the other data and nothing. Didn't even appear to search at all. So I don't know what's wrong. If you need any more specific data, let me know.
Also, the links on the first post that say BW1/BW2/common functions all lead to the same link. The one about BW2 specific things.