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**sandshrewz** · Oct 14th, 2012, 6:06:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Fat Yonko7

Here's my version!

Hai

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<h1>Introduction</h1>
<body>
<p>Last issue, I explored the <a href="http://www.smogon.com/smog/issue20/dangerous_irl">top 10 most dangrous Pok&eacute;mon</a> if they were to exist in real life. The world would be squirming with things looking to kill you at all times of the day as I pointed out in that article. However, there would be a select few that would be on the lesser side of dangerous, and maybe even helpful. Theoretically, you could catch even the most dangerous of Pokémon, assuming technology advanced to the point to where that were possible, and use them for your own destructive purposes. However, there would be a few Pokémon left in the world that wouldn't cause you much harm should you encounter them on your travels. These are the Pokémon you'd <i>want</i> to meet one-on-one in a dark forest with nothing on your person but the clothes on your back.</p>
</body>
<h1>10. Farfetch'd</h1>
<img src="http://www.smogon.com/download/sprites/bw/83.png"</img>
<body>
<p>Farfetch'd is probably the least dangerous bird that would exist if Pokémon were real. The reason for this is two-fold: they're endangered and therefore wouldn't want to come across you in the wild in the first place, and even if you came across one it wouldn't be able to do much to you besides smack you with its leek (or incessantly follow you signing <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wnE4vF9CQ4/">leekspin</a>, which come to think of it is probably the worst thing it could do to you). Though, that's not even that threatening since you can just punt it before if even got close enough to bash you. The best part? If you did come across a Farfetch'd in the wild, it's a free meal! They're supposedly quite a delicacy, which drove them to the brink of extinction in the first place. Getting caught eating a Farfetch'd or even messing with one could land you a cushy place in jail though, which is probably the greater threat here. Should you be lucky enough to try one though, let me know how it tastes. Bon app&eacute;tit!</p>
</body>
<h1>9. Azurill</h1>
<img src="http://www.smogon.com/download/sprites/bw/298.png"</img>
<body>
<p>So here we got a flotation device with a face. Assuming its tail isn't made of rock or something, getting hit by the Thick Fat or Sap Sipper variants probably wouldn't hurt much. And should you need to ford a river, all you need to do is grab one of these mouse monikers and be on your way. You can even use it as a sentient bolas in order to catch some other kind of food source, like a tasty Sawsbuck. Of all of the things that would exist ready to kill you as soon as you reach any amount of water, seeing one of these barbells would be a sigh of relief. Unfortunately, it'd probably cry a lot, which if you've spent any time around a baby you'll know just how annoying that can get. Also beware of the Huge Power variants; I've seen some guys mistakenly mess with one of those and they are now paralyzed from the neck down.</p>
</body>
<h1>8. Ledyba</h1>
<img src="http://www.smogon.com/download/sprites/bw/165.png"</img>
<body>
<p>Cutest Pok&eacute;mon. Hands down. Favoritism aside, Ledyba is the epitome of weak, monster-sized bugs you'll inevitably stumble across on your adventures. The most harmful thing this cutie could hope to do is maybe put you in a coma from d'awwwing too much. If it tried fighting you it would just look even cuter; can you imagine this thing getting angry and trying to punch you with its tiny arms? Adorable. The only downside to encountering a Ledyba is probably its stink. If you've spent any time in the northwoods in fall, you know what I'm talking about when I say that ladybugs are a fowl smelling species; I can only imagine one 100x the size of the average ladybug smells putrid.</p>
</body>
<h1>7. Shuckle</h1>
<img src="http://www.smogon.com/download/sprites/bw/213.png"</img>
<body>
<p>So Shuckle is a bug, in a rock. Let's soak that in for a second. It's a worm... with a symbiotic relationship with a rock. That has a habit of changing Berries into Berry Juice. Cool. So it's a living, portable juice bar that's basically incapable of harming you. And they're typically located on beaches. All you need now is a beach towel and a parasol and you're set. It's also fun to think about if you let the Berry Juice ferment for an extended period of time. Getting you and your Pokémon drunk off fermented Sitrus Berry juice would be hilarious.</p>
</body>
<h1>6. Luvdisc</h1>
<img src="http://www.smogon.com/download/sprites/bw/370.png"</img>
<body>
<p>After lounging on the beach with your Shuckle-bar, you can take a swim with your significant other in the warm tropic waters to search for this love-fish. Not only is it not going to harm you, it's going to bring you ever-lasting love. Talk about a sweet deal, and an awesome aphrodisiac. No longer do you have to spring for the Spanish fly; just meet up with a Luvdisc and BAM, you're ready to go. Though this could come with the side effect of seeing a ton of old couples on the beach ditching their Viagra for some Luvdisc love...</p>
</body>
<h1>5. Sunkern</h1>
<img src="http://www.smogon.com/download/sprites/bw/191.png"</img>
<p>Here we have a seed. A tiny little seed. That's only form of defense is to shake its leaves at attackers. What it thinks it's doing by shaking its leaves is baffling; it's almost like if a bear were attacking me and I decided to whip out my junk and shake it at it. Ultimately, the effort will be fruitless. About the only time that Sunkern is even moderately threatening is when it falls randomly out of the sky. From whence it is falling is unclear, but if it has built up enough momentum it could be damaging to your cranium.</p>
</body>
<h1>4. Klink</h1>
<img src="http://www.smogon.com/download/sprites/bw/629.png"</img>
<body>
<p>Klink is not only never going to hurt you, unless you are massively weak to electrical shocks, it's also the solution to the world's energy crisis. It's a self-sustaining, reliable, electrical resource that takes orders! No longer would the world have to rely on coal or natural gas for electricity; all you would need is a plant of these suckers. What happens when they evolve into Klang and Klinklang? Well all you have to do is take the minigear from Klang and it dies, ensuring that humans would always have control over them. Klink is the complete opposite of dangerous, and it's lucrative!</p>
</body>
<h1>3. Magikarp / Feebas</h1>
<img src="http://www.smogon.com/download/sprites/bw/129.png"</img> <img src="http://www.smogon.com/download/sprites/bw/349.png"</img>
<body>
<p>I'm sure everybody and their mother saw this one coming, and it should be obvious as to why. They're nothing but ordinary fish! There's hundreds of real animals that are far more dangerous than these stupid fish, like, I don't know, SHARKS. They're so stupid that they can't even naturally learn any dangerous moves, instead vying for the extraordinary ability to Tackle their foes to death, or heaven forbid, Splash and flop at the feet of their attackers. The only onus with these two is, you just can't mess with them in the fear that they <i>could</i> evolve suddenly into Gyarados or Milotic. But that usually only happens if you club them too much with your other death creatures. So, don't club them and everything should be alright!</p>
</body>
<h1>2. Togepi / Togetic</h1>
<img src="http://www.smogon.com/download/sprites/bw/175.png"</img> <img src="http://www.smogon.com/download/sprites/bw/176.png"</img>
<body>
<p>With the rare <a href="http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/DP142">evil Togepi</a> aside, meeting up with a Togepi or Togetic would be one of the best things to ever happen in your life. How long the happiness lasts from meeting up with these creatures is unclear, but it very well could be a lifetime of pure euphoria and joy. Imagine a life where you never feel sadness or grief. You would be as happy as a Canadian at all times. Get shot in the leg? "LOL, good shot bro! I really need to watch my step! Sorry for wasting your time, eh!" Significant other cheats on you? "Well, there are plenty of other fish in the sea, right eh!" World War III happens? "Well, it was only a matter of time if you ask me."</p>
<p>Not to mention that having one of these bundles of joy nearby would be the cure for depression, and along with that significantly less suicides. Though, this could have an unintentional side effect of creating an army of happy-go-lucky suicide bombers ready and willing to die for their country... Yippeeeeee BOOOM!</p>
</body>
<h1>1. Chansey / Blissey / Audino</h1>
<img src="http://www.smogon.com/download/sprites/bw/113.png"</img> <img src="http://www.smogon.com/download/sprites/bw/242.png"</img> <img src="http://www.smogon.com/download/sprites/bw/559.png"</img>
<body>
<p>These three are the only purely good Pokémon in the world. While they are capable of shooting thunderbolts and flames out of their mouths like many of the other death creatures, they would never harm another creature without the orders of a mean Trainer. They get their high instead from helping and healing others. If you were to throw a rock at Audino, it would just shoot a Heal Pulse right back. You probably couldn't make them angry if you tried; it's like they have an unquenchable thirst of motherly care. It's unclear if they're capable of performing invasive surgery, but if they can, hospitals would never need to hire another doctor again. And these three would never need to be paid; they'd just be happy bringing care to their patients. Free health care at last!</p>
</body>
<div style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://www.smogon.com/media/upload/smog/issue21/bottom10threateningmon.png"</img></div>

I noticed that I was able to use <h1></h1> for all of them, and all the headers looked the same size. Also, centering the picture at the end was confusing, but with Jellicent's "hint" it was much easier. ^^

EDIT: After looking at the Key they're all <h2></h2> .-.

Jellicent covered the image and body tags well, follow what he said :) good use of <div> tag to center the image. I'll explain why h2 tags are used instead of h1. Go to Oglemi's article and press ctrl+u. Scroll down and you'll see that h1 tags are used for the article title. The [title] tag in the SCMS will wrap the title with h1 tags etc so that's where h1 is already used. h1 tags should never be used for anything :) and use [HTML][/HTML] instead of [CODE][/CODE] tags because the HTML tags will also color HTML elements~ :) another thing is the presentability of the HTML. Though it isn't a requirement, having a neat HTML is good as it makes editing and checking it easier, especially when edits need to be made on-site :p it's good practice to have spaces between <p> tags etc, wherever you deem fit. Oh one more since I spotted it last minute. DON'T USE <i> TAGS or <b> TAGS !_! It's spelt out in chaos's thread. Just use <em> and <strong> tags :)

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Originally Posted by Fat Redew

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<h2>Introduction</h2>

<p>Last issue, I explored the <a  href="/smog/issue20/dangerous_irl">top 10 most dangerous  Pok&eacute;mon</a> if they were to exist in real life. The  world would be squirming with things looking to kill you at all times of  the day as I pointed out in that article. However, there would be a  select few that would be on the lesser side of dangerous, and maybe even  helpful. Theoretically, you could catch even the most dangerous of  Pokémon, assuming technology advanced to the point to where that were  possible, and use them for your own destructive purposes. However, there  would be a few Pokémon left in the world that wouldn't cause you much  harm should you encounter them on your travels. These are the Pokémon  you'd want to meet one-on-one in a dark forest with nothing on your  person but the clothes on your back.</p>

<h2>10. Farfetch'd</h2>

<img src="/download/sprites/bw/83.png" alt="pokemon" />

<p>Farfetch'd is probably the least dangerous bird that would  exist if Pokémon were real. The reason for this is two-fold: they're  endangered and therefore wouldn't want to come across you in the wild in  the first place, and even if you came across one it wouldn't be able to  do much to you besides smack you with its leek (or incessantly follow  you signing <a  href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wnE4vF9CQ4">leekspin</a>,  which come to think of it is probably the worst thing it could do to  you). Though, that's not even that threatening since you can just punt  it before if even got close enough to bash you. The best part? If you  did come across a Farfetch'd in the wild, it's a free meal! They're  supposedly quite a delicacy, which drove them to the brink of extinction  in the first place. Getting caught eating a Farfetch'd or even messing  with one could land you a cushy place in jail though, which is probably  the greater threat here. Should you be lucky enough to try one though,  let me know how it tastes. Bon app&eacute;tit!</p>

<h29. >Azurill</h2>

<img src="/download/sprites/bw/298.png" alt="pokemon" />

<p>So here we got a flotation device with a face. Assuming its  tail isn't made of rock or something, getting hit by the Thick Fat or  Sap Sipper variants probably wouldn't hurt much. And should you need to  ford a river, all you need to do is grab one of these mouse monikers and  be on your way. You can even use it as a sentient bolas in order to  catch some other kind of food source, like a tasty Sawsbuck. Of all of  the things that would exist ready to kill you as soon as you reach any  amount of water, seeing one of these barbells would be a sigh of relief.  Unfortunately, it'd probably cry a lot, which if you've spent any time  around a baby you'll know just how annoying that can get. Also beware of  the Huge Power variants; I've seen some guys mistakenly mess with one  of those and they are now paralyzed from the neck down.</p>

<h2>8. Ledyba</h2>

<img src="/download/sprites/bw/165.png" alt="pokemon" />

<p>Cutest Pok&eacute;mon. Hands down. Favoritism aside, Ledyba  is the epitome of weak, monster-sized bugs you'll inevitably stumble  across on your adventures. The most harmful thing this cutie could hope  to do is maybe put you in a coma from d'awwwing too much. If it tried  fighting you it would just look even cuter; can you imagine this thing  getting angry and trying to punch you with its tiny arms? Adorable. The  only downside to encountering a Ledyba is probably its stink. If you've  spent any time in the northwoods in fall, you know what I'm talking  about when I say that ladybugs are a fowl smelling species; I can only  imagine one 100x the size of the average ladybug smells putrid.<p>

<h2>7. Shuckle</h2>

<img src="/download/sprites/bw/213.png" alt="pokemon" />

<p>So Shuckle is a bug, in a rock. Let's soak that in for a  second. It's a worm... with a symbiotic relationship with a rock. That  has a habit of changing Berries into Berry Juice. Cool. So it's a  living, portable juice bar that's basically incapable of harming you.  And they're typically located on beaches. All you need now is a beach  towel and a parasol and you're set. It's also fun to think about if you  let the Berry Juice ferment for an extended period of time. Getting you  and your Pokémon drunk off fermented Sitrus Berry juice would be  hilarious.</p>

<h2>6. Luvdisc</h2>

<img src="/download/sprites/bw/370.png" alt="pokemon" />

<p>After lounging on the beach with your Shuckle-bar, you can take  a swim with your significant other in the warm tropic waters to search  for this love-fish. Not only is it not going to harm you, it's going to  bring you ever-lasting love. Talk about a sweet deal, and an awesome  aphrodisiac. No longer do you have to spring for the Spanish fly; just  meet up with a Luvdisc and BAM, you're ready to go. Though this could  come with the side effect of seeing a ton of old couples on the beach  ditching their Viagra for some Luvdisc love...</p>

<h2>5. Sunkern</h2>

<img src="/download/sprites/bw/191.png" alt="pokemon" />

<p>Here we have a seed. A tiny little seed. That's only form of  defense is to shake its leaves at attackers. What it thinks it's doing  by shaking its leaves is baffling; it's almost like if a bear were  attacking me and I decided to whip out my junk and shake it at it.  Ultimately, the effort will be fruitless. About the only time that  Sunkern is even moderately threatening is when it falls randomly out of  the sky. From whence it is falling is unclear, but if it has built up  enough momentum it could be damaging to your cranium.</p>

<h2>4. Klink</h2>

<img src="/download/sprites/bw/629.png" alt="pokemon" />

<p>Klink is not only never going to hurt you, unless you are  massively weak to electrical shocks, it's also the solution to the  world's energy crisis. It's a self-sustaining, reliable, electrical  resource that takes orders! No longer would the world have to rely on  coal or natural gas for electricity; all you would need is a plant of  these suckers. What happens when they evolve into Klang and Klinklang?  Well all you have to do is take the minigear from Klang and it dies,  ensuring that humans would always have control over them. Klink is the  complete opposite of dangerous, and it's lucrative!</p>

<h2>3. Magikarp / Feebas</h2>

<img src="/download/sprites/bw/129.png" alt="pokemon" /> <img src="/download/sprites/bw/349.png" alt="pokemon" />

<p>I'm sure everybody and their mother saw this one coming, and it  should be obvious as to why. They're nothing but ordinary fish! There's  hundreds of real animals that are far more dangerous than these stupid  fish, like, I don't know, SHARKS. They're so stupid that they can't even  naturally learn any dangerous moves, instead vying for the  extraordinary ability to Tackle their foes to death, or heaven forbid,  Splash and flop at the feet of their attackers. The only onus with these  two is, you just can't mess with them in the fear that they could  evolve suddenly into Gyarados or Milotic. But that usually only happens  if you club them too much with your other death creatures. So, don't  club them and everything should be alright!</p>

<h2>2. Togepi / Togetic</h2>

<img src="/download/sprites/bw/175.png" alt="pokemon" /> <img src="/download/sprites/bw/176.png" alt="pokemon" />

<p>With the rare <a  href="http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/DP142">evil  Togepi</a> aside, meeting up with a Togepi or Togetic would be one  of the best things to ever happen in your life. How long the happiness  lasts from meeting up with these creatures is unclear, but it very well  could be a lifetime of pure euphoria and joy. Imagine a life where you  never feel sadness or grief. You would be as happy as a Canadian at all  times. Get shot in the leg? "LOL, good shot bro! I really need to watch  my step! Sorry for wasting your time, eh!" Significant other cheats on  you? "Well, there are plenty of other fish in the sea, right eh!" World  War III happens? "Well, it was only a matter of time if you ask  me."</p>

<p>Not to mention that having one of these bundles of joy nearby  would be the cure for depression, and along with that significantly less  suicides. Though, this could have an unintentional side effect of  creating an army of happy-go-lucky suicide bombers ready and willing to  die for their country... Yippeeeeee BOOOM!</p>

<h2>1. Chansey / Blissey / Audino</h2>

<img src="/download/sprites/bw/113.png" alt="pokemon" /><img  src="/download/sprites/bw/242.png" alt="pokemon" /><img  src="/download/sprites/bw/559.png" alt="pokemon" />

<p>These three are the only purely good Pokémon in the world.  While they are capable of shooting thunderbolts and flames out of their  mouths like many of the other death creatures, they would never harm  another creature without the orders of a mean Trainer. They get their  high instead from helping and healing others. If you were to throw a  rock at Audino, it would just shoot a Heal Pulse right back. You  probably couldn't make them angry if you tried; it's like they have an  unquenchable thirst of motherly care. It's unclear if they're capable of  performing invasive surgery, but if they can, hospitals would never  need to hire another doctor again. And these three would never need to  be paid; they'd just be happy bringing care to their patients. Free  health care at last!</p>

<div-style="text align: center;"><img  src="/media/upload/smog/issue21/bottom10threateningmon.png"  alt="yilxart"></div>

yea you missed <em> tags too. It isn't compulsory to fill up the alt="" . Also you missed the alt="" /> in your last image tag :O Good job overall~

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Originally Posted by Fat Brutaka

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Hm. Well, my future career *is* web designer, so why not?
I mean, all I've taken is three high school web design classes, but that's more than some people, and more than anyone in my school, so, again, why not?
Now, it has been awhile, so I was rusty as I was writing this.

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<h2>Introduction</h2>
<p>Last issue, I explored the <a href="/smog/issue20/dangerous_irl">top 10 most dangerous Pokémon</a> if they were to exist in real life. The world would be squirming with things looking to kill you at all times of the day as I pointed out in that article. However, there would be a select few that would be on the lesser side of dangerous, and maybe even helpful. Theoretically, you could catch even the most dangerous of Pokémon, assuming technology advanced to the point to where that were possible, and use them for your own destructive purposes. However, there would be a few Pokémon left in the world that wouldn't cause you much harm should you encounter them on your travels. These are the Pokémon you'd want to meet one-on-one in a dark forest with nothing on your person but the clothes on your back.</p>
<h2>10. Farfetch'd</h2>
<p><img src="/download/sprites/bw/83.png" alt=""/></p>
<p>Farfetch'd is probably the least dangerous bird that would exist if Pokémon were real. The reason for this is two-fold: they're endangered and therefore wouldn't want to come across you in the wild in the first place, and even if you came across one it wouldn't be able to do much to you besides smack you with its leek (or incessantly follow you signing <a html="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wnE4vF9CQ4">leekspin</a>, which come to think of it is probably the worst thing it could do to you). Though, that's not even that threatening since you can just punt it before if even got close enough to bash you. The best part? If you did come across a Farfetch'd in the wild, it's a free meal! They're supposedly quite a delicacy, which drove them to the brink of extinction in the first place. Getting caught eating a Farfetch'd or even messing with one could land you a cushy place in jail though, which is probably the greater threat here. Should you be lucky enough to try one though, let me know how it tastes. Bon appétit!</p>
<h2>9. Azurill</h2>
<p><img src="/download/sprites/bw/298.png" alt=""/></p>
<p>So here we got a flotation device with a face. Assuming its tail isn't made of rock or something, getting hit by the Thick Fat or Sap Sipper variants probably wouldn't hurt much. And should you need to ford a river, all you need to do is grab one of these mouse monikers and be on your way. You can even use it as a sentient bolas in order to catch some other kind of food source, like a tasty Sawsbuck. Of all of the things that would exist ready to kill you as soon as you reach any amount of water, seeing one of these barbells would be a sigh of relief. Unfortunately, it'd probably cry a lot, which if you've spent any time around a baby you'll know just how annoying that can get. Also beware of the Huge Power variants; I've seen some guys mistakenly mess with one of those and they are now paralyzed from the neck down.</p>
<h2>8. Ledyba</h2>
<p><img src="/download/sprites/bw/165.png" alt=""/></p>
<p>Cutest Pokémon. Hands down. Favoritism aside, Ledyba is the epitome of weak, monster-sized bugs you'll inevitably stumble across on your adventures. The most harmful thing this cutie could hope to do is maybe put you in a coma from d'awwwing too much. If it tried fighting you it would just look even cuter; can you imagine this thing getting angry and trying to punch you with its tiny arms? Adorable. The only downside to encountering a Ledyba is probably its stink. If you've spent any time in the northwoods in fall, you know what I'm talking about when I say that ladybugs are a fowl smelling species; I can only imagine one 100x the size of the average ladybug smells putrid.</p>
<h2>7. Shuckle</h2>
<p><img src="/download/sprites/bw/213.png" alt=""/></p>
<p>So Shuckle is a bug, in a rock. Let's soak that in for a second. It's a worm... with a symbiotic relationship with a rock. That has a habit of changing Berries into Berry Juice. Cool. So it's a living, portable juice bar that's basically incapable of harming you. And they're typically located on beaches. All you need now is a beach towel and a parasol and you're set. It's also fun to think about if you let the Berry Juice ferment for an extended period of time. Getting you and your Pokémon drunk off fermented Sitrus Berry juice would be hilarious.</p>
<h2>6. Luvdisc</h2>
<p><img src="/download/sprites/bw/370.png" alt=""/></p>
<p>After lounging on the beach with your Shuckle-bar, you can take a swim with your significant other in the warm tropic waters to search for this love-fish. Not only is it not going to harm you, it's going to bring you ever-lasting love. Talk about a sweet deal, and an awesome aphrodisiac. No longer do you have to spring for the Spanish fly; just meet up with a Luvdisc and BAM, you're ready to go. Though this could come with the side effect of seeing a ton of old couples on the beach ditching their Viagra for some Luvdisc love...</p>
<h2>5. Sunkern</h2>
<p><img src="/download/sprites/bw/191.png" alt=""/></p>
<p>Here we have a seed. A tiny little seed. That's only form of defense is to shake its leaves at attackers. What it thinks it's doing by shaking its leaves is baffling; it's almost like if a bear were attacking me and I decided to whip out my junk and shake it at it. Ultimately, the effort will be fruitless. About the only time that Sunkern is even moderately threatening is when it falls randomly out of the sky. From whence it is falling is unclear, but if it has built up enough momentum it could be damaging to your cranium.</p>
<h2>4. Klink</h2>
<p><img src="/download/sprites/bw/629.png" alt=""/></p>
<p>Klink is not only never going to hurt you, unless you are massively weak to electrical shocks, it's also the solution to the world's energy crisis. It's a self-sustaining, reliable, electrical resource that takes orders! No longer would the world have to rely on coal or natural gas for electricity; all you would need is a plant of these suckers. What happens when they evolve into Klang and Klinklang? Well all you have to do is take the minigear from Klang and it dies, ensuring that humans would always have control over them. Klink is the complete opposite of dangerous, and it's lucrative!</p>
<h2>3. Magikarp / Feebas</h2>
<p><img src="/download/sprites/bw/129.png" alt=""/><img src="/download/sprites/bw/349.png" alt=""/></p>
<p>I'm sure everybody and their mother saw this one coming, and it should be obvious as to why. They're nothing but ordinary fish! There's hundreds of real animals that are far more dangerous than these stupid fish, like, I don't know, SHARKS. They're so stupid that they can't even naturally learn any dangerous moves, instead vying for the extraordinary ability to Tackle their foes to death, or heaven forbid, Splash and flop at the feet of their attackers. The only onus with these two is, you just can't mess with them in the fear that they <span style="font-style:italic">could</span> evolve suddenly into Gyarados or Milotic. But that usually only happens if you club them too much with your other death creatures. So, don't club them and everything should be alright!</p>
<h2>2. Togepi / Togetic</h2>
<p><img src="/download/sprites/bw/175.png" alt=""/><img src="/download/sprites/bw/176.png" alt=""/></p>
<p>With the rare <a href="http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/DP142">evil Togepi</a> aside, meeting up with a Togepi or Togetic would be one of the best things to ever happen in your life. How long the happiness lasts from meeting up with these creatures is unclear, but it very well could be a lifetime of pure euphoria and joy. Imagine a life where you never feel sadness or grief. You would be as happy as a Canadian at all times. Get shot in the leg? "LOL, good shot bro! I really need to watch my step! Sorry for wasting your time, eh!" Significant other cheats on you? "Well, there are plenty of other fish in the sea, right eh!" World War III happens? "Well, it was only a matter of time if you ask me."
<br/><br/>Not to mention that having one of these bundles of joy nearby would be the cure for depression, and along with that significantly less suicides. Though, this could have an unintentional side effect of creating an army of happy-go-lucky suicide bombers ready and willing to die for their country... Yippeeeeee BOOOM!</p>
<h2>1. Chansey / Blissey / Audino</h2>
<p><img src="/download/sprites/bw/113.png" alt=""/><img src="/download/sprites/bw/242.png" alt=""/><img src="download/sprites/bw/559.png" alt=""/></p>
<p>These three are the only purely good Pokémon in the world. While they are capable of shooting thunderbolts and flames out of their mouths like many of the other death creatures, they would never harm another creature without the orders of a mean Trainer. They get their high instead from helping and healing others. If you were to throw a rock at Audino, it would just shoot a Heal Pulse right back. You probably couldn't make them angry if you tried; it's like they have an unquenchable thirst of motherly care. It's unclear if they're capable of performing invasive surgery, but if they can, hospitals would never need to hire another doctor again. And these three would never need to be paid; they'd just be happy bringing care to their patients. Free health care at last!</p>
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Anyways, I've got HTML and CSS down fairly well, I think. I know *some* Javascript, but just amateur stuff.

this was pretty well done. However you missed the italics used in the Introduction :x also the italics in the Togepi paragraph, you can just use <em> tags :) image tags should be <img src="/download/sprites/bw/113.png" alt="" /> instead of <img src="/download/sprites/bw/113.png" alt=""/>. Space needed after alt="" . And there's no need to use <br /> tags in this case. <p> tags will do as they're another paragraph. One thing to note though, that it's <br /> instead of <br/>. <div> tags can be used instead of <p style="...">. You used <p> probably to add an addditional space between the image and the last paragraph I guess? Doesn't really matter haha. Not much problems overall :)

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<h2>Introduction</h2>
<p>Last issue, I explored the <a href="/smog/issue20/dangerous_irl">top 10 most dangerous Poke&eacute;mon</a> if they were to exist in real life. The world would be squirming with things looking to kill you at all times of the day as I pointed out in that article. However, there would be a select few that would be on the lesser side of dangerous, and maybe even helpful. Theoretically, you could catch even the most dangerous of Poke&eacute;mon, assuming technology advanced to the point to where that were possible, and use them for your own destructive purposes. However, there would be a few Poke&eacute;mon left in the world that wouldn't cause you much harm should you encounter them on your travels. These are the Poke&eacute;mon you'd want to meet one-on-one in a dark forest with nothing on your person but the clothes on your back.</p>

<h2>10. Farfetch'd</h2>
<img src="/download/sprites/bw/83.png" alt="" />
<p>Farfetch'd is probably the least dangerous bird that would exist if Poke&eacute;mon were real. The reason for this is two-fold: they're endangered and therefore wouldn't want to come across you in the wild in the first place, and even if you came across one it wouldn't be able to do much to you besides smack you with its leek (or incessantly follow you signing <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wnE4vF9CQ4">leekspin</a>, which come to think of it is probably the worst thing it could do to you). Though, that's not even that threatening since you can just punt it before if even got close enough to bash you. The best part? If you did come across a Farfetch'd in the wild, it's a free meal! They're supposedly quite a delicacy, which drove them to the brink of extinction in the first place. Getting caught eating a Farfetch'd or even messing with one could land you a cushy place in jail though, which is probably the greater threat here. Should you be lucky enough to try one though, let me know how it tastes. Bon app&eacute;tit!</p>

<h2>9. Azurill</h2>
<img src="/download/sprites/bw/298.png" alt="" />
<p>So here we got a flotation device with a face. Assuming its tail isn't made of rock or something, getting hit by the Thick Fat or Sap Sipper variants probably wouldn't hurt much. And should you need to ford a river, all you need to do is grab one of these mouse monikers and be on your way. You can even use it as a sentient bolas in order to catch some other kind of food source, like a tasty Sawsbuck. Of all of the things that would exist ready to kill you as soon as you reach any amount of water, seeing one of these barbells would be a sigh of relief. Unfortunately, it'd probably cry a lot, which if you've spent any time around a baby you'll know just how annoying that can get. Also beware of the Huge Power variants; I've seen some guys mistakenly mess with one of those and they are now paralyzed from the neck down.</p>

<h2>8. Ledyba</h2>
<img src="/download/sprites/bw/165.png" alt="" />
<p>Cutest Poke&eacute;mon. Hands down. Favoritism aside, Ledyba is the epitome of weak, monster-sized bugs you'll inevitably stumble across on your adventures. The most harmful thing this cutie could hope to do is maybe put you in a coma from d'awwwing too much. If it tried fighting you it would just look even cuter; can you imagine this thing getting angry and trying to punch you with its tiny arms? Adorable. The only downside to encountering a Ledyba is probably its stink. If you've spent any time in the northwoods in fall, you know what I'm talking about when I say that ladybugs are a fowl smelling species; I can only imagine one 100x the size of the average ladybug smells putrid.</p>

<h2>7. Shuckle</h2>
<img src="/download/sprites/bw/213.png" alt="" />
<p>So Shuckle is a bug, in a rock. Let's soak that in for a second. It's a worm... with a symbiotic relationship with a rock. That has a habit of changing Berries into Berry Juice. Cool. So it's a living, portable juice bar that's basically incapable of harming you. And they're typically located on beaches. All you need now is a beach towel and a parasol and you're set. It's also fun to think about if you let the Berry Juice ferment for an extended period of time. Getting you and your Poke&eacute;mon drunk off fermented Sitrus Berry juice would be hilarious.</p>

<h2>6. Luvdisc</h2>
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<p>After lounging on the beach with your Shuckle-bar, you can take a swim with your significant other in the warm tropic waters to search for this love-fish. Not only is it not going to harm you, it's going to bring you ever-lasting love. Talk about a sweet deal, and an awesome aphrodisiac. No longer do you have to spring for the Spanish fly; just meet up with a Luvdisc and BAM, you're ready to go. Though this could come with the side effect of seeing a ton of old couples on the beach ditching their Viagra for some Luvdisc love...</p>

<h2>5. Sunkern</h2>
<img src="/download/sprites/bw/191.png" alt="" />
<p>Here we have a seed. A tiny little seed. That's only form of defense is to shake its leaves at attackers. What it thinks it's doing by shaking its leaves is baffling; it's almost like if a bear were attacking me and I decided to whip out my junk and shake it at it. Ultimately, the effort will be fruitless. About the only time that Sunkern is even moderately threatening is when it falls randomly out of the sky. From whence it is falling is unclear, but if it has built up enough momentum it could be damaging to your cranium.</p>

<h2>4. Klink</h2>
<img src="/download/sprites/bw/629.png" alt="" />
<p>Klink is not only never going to hurt you, unless you are massively weak to electrical shocks, it's also the solution to the world's energy crisis. It's a self-sustaining, reliable, electrical resource that takes orders! No longer would the world have to rely on coal or natural gas for electricity; all you would need is a plant of these suckers. What happens when they evolve into Klang and Klinklang? Well all you have to do is take the minigear from Klang and it dies, ensuring that humans would always have control over them. Klink is the complete opposite of dangerous, and it's lucrative!</p>

<h2>3. Magikarp / Feebas</h2>
<img src="/download/sprites/bw/129.png" alt="" /><img src="/download/sprites/bw/349.png" alt=""  />
<p>I'm sure everybody and their mother saw this one coming, and it should be obvious as to why. They're nothing but ordinary fish! There's hundreds of real animals that are far more dangerous than these stupid fish, like, I don't know, SHARKS. They're so stupid that they can't even naturally learn any dangerous moves, instead vying for the extraordinary ability to Tackle their foes to death, or heaven forbid, Splash and flop at the feet of their attackers. The only onus with these two is, you just can't mess with them in the fear that they could evolve suddenly into Gyarados or Milotic. But that usually only happens if you club them too much with your other death creatures. So, don't club them and everything should be alright!</p>

<h2>2. Togepi / Togetic</h2>
<img src="/download/sprites/bw/175.png" alt="" /><img src="/download/sprites/bw/176.png" alt=""  />
<p>With the rare <a href="http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/DP142">evil Togepi</a> aside, meeting up with a Togepi or Togetic would be one of the best things to ever happen in your life. How long the happiness lasts from meeting up with these creatures is unclear, but it very well could be a lifetime of pure euphoria and joy. Imagine a life where you never feel sadness or grief. You would be as happy as a Canadian at all times. Get shot in the leg? "LOL, good shot bro! I really need to watch my step! Sorry for wasting your time, eh!" Significant other cheats on you? "Well, there are plenty of other fish in the sea, right eh!" World War III happens? "Well, it was only a matter of time if you ask me."</p>
<p>Not to mention that having one of these bundles of joy nearby would be the cure for depression, and along with that significantly less suicides. Though, this could have an unintentional side effect of creating an army of happy-go-lucky suicide bombers ready and willing to die for their country... Yippeeeeee BOOOM!</p>

<h2>1. Chansey / Blissey / Audino</h2>
<img src="/download/sprites/bw/113.png" alt="" title="Chansey" />
<img src="/download/sprites/bw/242.png" alt="" title="Blissey" />
<img src="/download/sprites/bw/559.png" alt="" title="Audino" />
<p>These three are the only purely good Poke&eacute;mon in the world. While they are capable of shooting thunderbolts and flames out of their mouths like many of the other death creatures, they would never harm another creature without the orders of a mean Trainer. They get their high instead from helping and healing others. If you were to throw a rock at Audino, it would just shoot a Heal Pulse right back. You probably couldn't make them angry if you tried; it's like they have an unquenchable thirst of motherly care. It's unclear if they're capable of performing invasive surgery, but if they can, hospitals would never need to hire another doctor again. And these three would never need to be paid; they'd just be happy bringing care to their patients. Free health care at last!</p>
<div style="text-align: center;"><img src="/media/upload/smog/issue21/bottom10threateningmon.png" alt="" /></div>

You missed <em> tags as well too :O and don't put the image tags in new lines when they're on the same line :O title="" is not needed in this case. :p and yea spaces between <p> tags are good to have to :o you already have smog access so you should know what's the HTML standards~~ :p

Just a heads up. If Pokemon already has the accent in the article, you can leave it as Pokémon instead of Pokeémon :) good job everyone~ we'll see if Jellicent or Omicron has anything to add on :)