[dinosaurdan]

for most nuzlockers as long you didn't get one from that area already then its fine
EDIT: Whoop Whoop Update!

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As I move toward Wellsping cave I decide to to a bit of training at the daycare center. I make it through without taking a single point of damage (off topic, but how did a 4-5yo get a pokemon??) but Rodger gains a level.
AND OMFG RODGER EVOLVES. HOW AMAZING.
And theres a slight problem... the twins won't let me pass them... I need to bend the rules a little for this battle...
I go back to the Dreamyard and grab the pokemon Patrat TEMPORARILY.
Nickname: Fagbag
I murder Fagbag and take on the twins with Rodger and breeze through the battle. I then proceed to cover up any evidence that I murdered a small pokemon.
I move on to Cheren who is fairly easy, I cut the shit out of Tepig, and OHKO Purrloin with Leaf Tornado. Oh no, Team Plasma, how terrifying. They stole a preschoolers pokemon and now I'm expected to get it back, but lol Cheren thinks he can get it.
Encounter with Pidove. DGAF.
Encounter with Adleaide. DGAF.
Encounter with Woobat. DGAF.
Encounter with Team Plasma. 2HKO. DGAF.
Encounter with another Team Plasma with Cheren. Not even gonna bother.
Then goes a heated debate on whether nuzlockes are certain death for all pokemon (which they are). I get some Heal Balls, then I go back to the Center in Striaton.
I battle with some trainers on Route 3, learn what doubles grass is, and I move to Nacrene City.
BUT WAIT! Pidove encounter.
I'm now going to take the liberty of showing you all the things I can get for my first pokemon!
35% Petlil(good) 35% Sewaddle (bad) 15% Venipede(good) Trade Petlil for Cottonee(terrible)Shaking spots 10% Pansage(ok) 5% Lilligant (ok)
Excitement boils in my blood.
I meet with Cheren, and he gives me Chesto Berries... Super Potions would be nice. He also gives me the really helpful advice of using fighting types on the normal gym leader. REAL FUCKING FUNNY CHEREN HAHAHAHA.
I heal my pokemon, and attempt to go to Pinwheel Forest. I grab Rock Smash, an Ether, and a Super Potion. And surprise surprise. Pinwheel Forest is blocked, but I promise I'll get a pokemon before the end of this chapter!
I now go to the museum to go face that pedophile N, and he's still really easy. So easy I feel like Rodger is OP but lolno. I go heal then I go to the Gym to do some smashing.
I get the tour and whatnot. Then I have a delicious nacho break. Then I get a Fresh Water. The Guide tells me to use Fighting pokemon against Lenora. HAHAHAHA. I read some books and smash some nerds, and now...
MAJOR BATTLE 2!!
Lenora
Herdier lvl 18
Watchog lvl 20
Rodger uses Growth while Herdier uses Leer, the I get a crit with Leaf Tornado an it dead. She sends out Watchog and I use Leech See. Watchog puts me to sleep, so thank god I had Leech See up. I proceed to use a Chesto Berry while Watchog uses Retaliate. I hit with Leaf Tornado while it puts me to sleep again. I use a Potion on Rodger while he gets hit by a NOTHING BECAUSE RETALIATE MISSED lol. Leech Seed wins the game on this fine day and Rodger is level 22!
I now get the Basic Badge, which allows me to do something something. And Team Plasma threatens to steal some bones. Lol great thievery guys. They scream Koooooooooobraaaaaaaaaa and run away. Burgh the a-MAZ-ing Bug type leader, Cheren and Bianca appear to help, i get the Dowsing Machine, and I'm off to Pinwheel Forest finally.
I totally slide past some twins, then I battle a Plasma guy. lol.
And then I find it. The patch of grass that holds MY FIRST POKEMON! It was..
Pidove..NEXT It was..
FUCK SEWADDLE.
Slasher the Sewaddle Female
Careful
Tackle
String Shot
Bug Bite

I think I'm gonna end the Chapter there.

Chapter Two of Bugrasslocke is over!