[danmantincan]

I wasn't going to do this, but why the hell not.

Mons (Comments may or may not be added later)

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Dragonite (57):
Lucario 47:
Arcanine (18):
Pyroak (43):
Blaziken (28):
Venusaur (18):
Bronzong (16):
Carracosta (14):
Ninetales (21):
Magmortar (12):
Togekiss (30):
Roserade (19):
Dusknoir (23):
Camerupt (15):
Snorlax (32):
Octillery (12):
Cyclohm (60):
Stoutland (1):
Claydol (8): Looking to trade this if anybody is interested.
Salamence (26)
Braviary (10):
Staravia (Staraptor) (8):
Tomohawk (36):
Skarmory (7):
Vaporeon (6):
Umbreon (4):
Flareon (1):
Espeon (7):
Jolteon (3):
Leafeon (4):
Glaceon (5):
Emboar (15):
Volcarona (27):
Infernape (17):
Slowking (9):
Kirlia (Gardevoir) (53):
Piloswine (Mamoswine) (19):
Stratagem (35):
Torkoal (3):
Gastrodon X2 (8):

HipsterDex - 785/41 = 19.1463414634...
That puts me in the middle of UU, which is actually lower than what I expected.