Just made some calcs, it appears my Hipster Index is 6,36.
Nobody is going to die on my watch.
....And ASB team
<Glacier> Suddenly Ahri was overpowered by Texas's might! "B-b-but Texas.." she whispered, trying to hide her wet craven, "What if Glacier finds out-" but Texas didnt care, and suddenly mouth was on mouth, eyes rolling back as the hormones did the talking
<Glacier> AND THEN GLACIER COMES IN AND THREESOME YAY