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By the way, expect every reffing to start with a link to this.

Sharky (M) @ Life Orb
HP: 110 | EN: 100 | Spe: 118 (+) (Acc boost: 16%)
Ranks: 6/2/4/3 | Total: 22
Size: 4 | Weight: 4
Abilities: Sand Veil, Rough Skin
Other: None


Carcinus (F) @ Rawst Berry
HP: 90 | EN: 100 | Spe: 75
Ranks: 5/4/1/3 | Total: 18
Size: 2 | Weight: 4
Abilities: Hyper Cutter, Shell Armor, Sheer Force
Other: None

So here we are at the Stargazer Colosseum. This epic battle starts off with Sharky the Garchomp and Carcinus the Kingler. Sharky begins by planting some special Stealth Rocks on Carcinus' side of the arena. Carcinus, on the other hand, goes straight on the offensive by whacking Sharky with a Crabhammer. However, the Garchomp's rough skin leaves a small wound on Carcinus. Satisfied that the current plan is working, Sharky then causes a huge Earthquake that spreads across the entire arena! This shakes Carcinus up a bit, but she retaliates by Stomping on Sharky's toes. This seems to cause Sharky a bit more pain than usual, but it doesn't stop him from summoning a Draco Meteor to pulverise Carcinus. The Kingler's still alive and kicking though, and she follows up with another one of her trademark Crabhammers. So far, both pokemon appear to have delivered roughly equal blows, but those rocks surrounding Carcinus might make all the difference.


Sharky (M) @ Life Orb
HP: 58 | EN: 73 | Spe: 118 (+) (Acc boost: 16%)
Ranks: 6/2/4/3 | Total: 22
Size: 4 | Weight: 4
Abilities: Sand Veil, Rough Skin
Other: -2 special attack (1 more round)


Carcinus (F) @ Rawst Berry
HP: 38 | EN: 81 | Spe: 75
Ranks: 5/4/1/3 | Total: 18
Size: 2 | Weight: 4
Abilities: Hyper Cutter, Shell Armor, Sheer Force
Other: Stealth Rock

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Sharky uses Stealth Rock for 12 energy
Team MK Ultra is afflicted with Stealth Rock

Carcinus uses Crabhammer for 6 energy
Roll a D16 for crit (boosted to 2/16): 3 - no crit
Sharky takes (9+3+(5-2)*1.5)=16.5 damage
Carcinus takes (16.5/4)=4.125 damage due to Rough Skin

Sharky uses Earthquake for 6 energy
Roll a D16 for crit: 12 - no crit
Carcinus takes (10+3+(6-5)+(5-4)*1.5+3)=18.5 damage
Sharky takes 2 damage due to Life Orb

Carcinus uses Stomp for 7 energy
Roll a D16 for crit: 1 - crit
No flinch roll because Sharky has already acted
Sharky takes (9+2-4+3+(5-2)*1.5)=14.5 damage
Carcinus takes (14.5/4)=3.625 damage due to Rough Skin

Sharky uses Draco Meteor for 9 energy
Accuracy boosted to 100%
Roll a D16 for crit: 13 - no crit
Carcinus takes (14+3+(4-3)*1.5+3)=21.5 damage
Sharky's special attack is lowered by 2 stages
Sharky takes 2 damage due to Life Orb

Carcinus uses Crabhammer for 6 energy
Roll a D16 for crit (boosted to 2/16): 5 - no crit
Sharky takes (9+3+(5-2)*1.5)=16.5 damage
Carcinus takes (16.5/4)=4.125 damage due to Rough Skin

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