Sigh, seems I'm the only one giving feedback...
iamdanielcruces - I love the general idea behind your descriptions. Black is humourous yet informative, and White is as good. I have nothing to say.
LouisCyphre - I fail to see humour in these. Whilst they would make excellent Pokedex descriptions normally, humour is what bugmaniacbob is begging for.
RavensNation - I know you disagree with what bugmaniacbob has said, but humour will get you slated.
Shelmet - Oh goodness. You certainly tried for humour, although it seems a little immature and... Raseri was right.
Yilx - Very good. Subtle and witty, each entry is well written. Don't change a thing.
jagged_angel - I also cannot see humour in these entries. I know you're trying to be subtle, but bringing out the humour a little more wouldn't hurt. For the White entry, replace "is" with "as".
Adams - Dex entries tend to be longer than what you've come up with. The entries seem a little vague, and doesn't tie in with humour.
capefeather - The White and Sequel entry is fine. However, the Black lacks humour. You're not wasting your time, but I believe you can improve each entry.
nyttyn - Needs more humour. I understand what you're doing with the Black/White 2 entry, but it seems forced and not needed. Try coming up with something else.
WebsterVanCooney - Very nice. I'm not gonna say your black entry copies mine, but it certainly is similar.
Scoopapa - The black entry is... I dislike sex jokes with pokedex entries. The other two are very good, however.
Jebus McAzn - I'm lovin' these. The White entry seems awkwardly phrased however, I'd work on it.
Bull of Heaven - The Black and White entries are too similar, but I love the B/W 2 entry.
Rediamond - Good job.
SubwayJ - Very nice, although the B/W2 needs more humour
Anyway. my one:
, the Divine Pokemon
Its gold is often used to coat Magikarp caviar as a gourmet dish. Once eaten, many experience a sense of pure gratitude,
and a sickly sweet aftertaste.
Although scientists have yet to uncover its prominent attributes, it is rumoured to roam near bright lights, harshly headbutting them repeatedly.
Its stinger changes colour in seemingly random patterns. For this reason, they are often used as Christmas decorations, providing spectacle and wonder.
It is not uncommon for an AURUMOTH to detatch its thorax once hurt. This thorax is then powered by gold dust, and becomes a VENONAT.
I added the Alternate just in case anybody prefers this to one of my other entries. I really want feedback on this!