[Objection]

I keep my word.

Behemoth (F) @ Nothing
HP: 110 | EN: 100 | Spe: 80
Ranks: 1/4/5/3 | Total: 20
Size: 4 | Weight: 4
Abilities: Shield Dust, Static, Overcoat
Other: None

Texas Cloverleaf's bench

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Sharky (M) @ Life Orb
HP: 58 | EN: 73 | Spe: 118 (+) (Acc boost: 16%)
Ranks: 6/2/4/3 | Total: 22
Size: 4 | Weight: 4
Abilities: Sand Veil, Rough Skin
Other: None

Vulcan (F) @ Expert Belt
HP: 110 | EN: 100 | Spe: 65
Ranks: 6/2/4/3 | Total: 22
Size: 3 | Weight: 5
Other: Stealth Rock

MK Ultra's bench

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Carcinus (F) @ Rawst Berry
HP: 38 | EN: 81 | Spe: 75
Ranks: 5/4/1/3 | Total: 18
Size: 2 | Weight: 4
Abilities: Hyper Cutter, Shell Armor, Sheer Force
Other: None

The common cold has commanded me not to add much flavour to this round. Let's just say, Vulcan gets attacked by the stealth rocks and conjures sunlight only for it to be extinguished by a rain storm from Behemoth, then Vulcan causes a huge earthquake and then causes a smaller earthquake that leaves Behemoth slowed, and Behemoth splashes Vulcan with a blast of water.

Speaking of water, I need to get some.


Behemoth (F) @ Nothing
HP: 72 | EN: 72 | Spe: 80 45.714...
Ranks: 1/4/5/3 | Total: 20
Size: 4 | Weight: 4
Abilities: Shield Dust, Static, Overcoat
Other: -1 speed (2 more rounds)

Texas Cloverleaf's bench

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Sharky (M) @ Life Orb
HP: 58 | EN: 73 | Spe: 118 (+) (Acc boost: 16%)
Ranks: 6/2/4/3 | Total: 22
Size: 4 | Weight: 4
Abilities: Sand Veil, Rough Skin
Other: None

Vulcan (F) @ Expert Belt
HP: 59 | EN: 79 | Spe: 65
Ranks: 6/2/4/3 | Total: 22
Size: 3 | Weight: 5
Other: Stealth Rock

MK Ultra's bench

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Carcinus (F) @ Rawst Berry
HP: 38 | EN: 81 | Spe: 75
Ranks: 5/4/1/3 | Total: 18
Size: 2 | Weight: 4
Abilities: Hyper Cutter, Shell Armor, Sheer Force
Other: None

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Vulcan takes 12 damage due to Stealth Rock

Vulcan uses Sunny Day for 9 energy
The weather changes to sun for 4 rounds

Behemoth uses a combo of Twister and Rain Dance for ((3+10)*1.5)=19.5 energy
Roll a D16 for crit: 12 - no crit
No flinch roll because Vulcan has already acted
Vulcan takes (4*2+(5-3)*1.5-3)*1.5=12 damage
The weather changes to rain for 4 rounds

Behemoth cools down

Vulcan uses Earthquake for 7 energy
Roll a D16 for crit: 6 - no crit
Behemoth takes (10+(6-5)+(5-4)*1.5+2)*1.5=21.75 damage

Behemoth uses Hydro Pump for 8 energy
Roll a D100 for accuracy: 77 - hit
Roll a D16 for crit: 8 - no crit
Vulcan takes (12+(5-3)*1.5+3)*1.5=27 damage

Vulcan uses Bulldoze for 5 energy
Roll a D16 for crit: 4 - no crit
Behemoth takes (6+(6-5)+(5-4)*1.5+2)*1.5=15.75 damage
Behemoth's speed is lowered by 1 stage

And now it's Texas' turn.