http://pokemonshowdown.com/replay/rucurrent5262520
The luckiest damn battle I could have fought.
I got the luckiest crit on a overdone Clefable, then got a ton of lucky paralyzes in this total stall battle.
And yes I did let him set up that Cosmic Clefable because I'm stupid and didn't think to use Drapion earlier. derp.