Thanks for the feedback! I've been on break for a while, and I just got back to this. I implemented all of the suggestions you provided in brief, and I'll work on the more in-depth stuff as I write out its kin (the rest of the in-depth stuff). I'll be steadily plugging away at this, but it'll probably take a little while due to the fact that I've been really busy lately. If you (or anyone else who's reading this) have any suggestions, they are greatly appreciated.
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