Maestroke's Pokemon Platinum Introductory Update
So I get up for another routine day in the small boring town of Twinleaf, this ofcourse involves wasting half of the day away with the television and so I watch this Prof. Rowan report.. real boring stuff, maybe it would be better to take the old fashion way and play outside? Well I try to, but Barry barges into my room on the way out and it turns out he watched the report to and wants to threaten Rowan to give us some of his Pokemon, sounds trill, am up for it. Alas, he storms off before I can even say a word, some guy tips me off that he's in his house so I decide its time I barged into his room instead >:) instead he bumps into me at the door again >.> Imbecile, he even forgot what he went back home for :( where do I find friends like this.. He runs around some more which is getting annoying so I just knock him out and decide to drag him to Sandgem town and just as I was going to use him for wild Pokemon bait he wakes up on Route 201 (I should club harder next time).
So anyway, the Rowan guy shows up (now's our chance to get him >:)) but Barry goes soft on him and the Prof's scared too so he just decides to bribe us with the Pokemon he's carrying for his safety. Then this mystical force overwhelms me and makes me pick the Fire-type Chimchar .. The old man now scrambles off before we can rush him with his own Pokes and then Barry rushes me to see who got the better Pokemon, time to teach this punk a lesson >:( during the fight the Chimchar tells me his name is Gassy to which I reply "ok..." Suspiciously (these things are suppose to talk right?) And then proceed to mop the floor with Barry and his Piplup. We decide to go and thank Rowan and tell him we no longer wish to threaten his life, but Barry wants to catch Mesprit first (sure, wynaut?) The idiot forgets about Pokeballs tho and we run into this Blue haired guy, I make my way to Sandgem beating on an innocent Bidoof and Starly on the way hehe and Chimchar tells me the reason for his name , he has gas issues O.o uh oh looks like I picked the wrong 1, I can probably get Rowan to give me Turtwig instead right?
Apparently not, the cheapskate says no refunds and gives me a Pokedex to compensate, sigh. Dawn tells me she's the reason I can't get my refund /:| and she feels bad so she'll teach me the technique of enslaving these Pocket Monster beings for my own evil desires, trill. But first, I gotta say goodbye to mama, I got a bad feeling about that Starly and Bidoof I ko'd wanting revenge so I decide to forget her lessons and stock up on some Pokeballs myself, how hard could it be?
The Female Bidoof and Male Starly jump me and I promtply chuck the Pokeballs at them, capturing them, suckers :p they tell me their names as well. Slavery - Bidoof.. In her words "as your Pokemon, master, I am now forever in your debt to do whatever you wish as your slave" Me:"Coool" (think imma stick some HM moves on this 1), but Starly is more interested on capitalising on the first 4 letters of his name and making it BIG, so he wants to be called Star, Me:"Sure, whatever".
They join the party , I return to Twinleaf and the paranoid mums feel the need to dump junk like maps and journals on me -.- ok fine, now I have to find Barry and give him his, My mum takes care of my gassy Chimchar and resets his Gas meter too(apparently, healing resets it). I pass Sandgem town to find Dawn waiting to teach me
She offers to show me how to catch'em but I reject her offer and proceed to show her my superior catching skills (pfft, I mean, I already caught 2 of'em). "Step aside, babe, ;) I'll show you how it's done" the words I utter before engaging a wild Shinx in battle and elegantly toss a Pokeball @ it.. And miss.. "Uh oh" and then it rushes @ me as I flee for my dear life, Dawn then weakens it with her Turtwig and catches it before handing it to me laughinly ("Why I oughta") hmph, I take it from her hands and ignore all her other talk while walking away a good distance from her.. No good lil- oh, we have a new Pokemon in our hands, that just tried to kill us, well I'm in charge now >:).
It's a male Shinx, which I call Lynx (cause it rhymes) like every1(cept Gassy) he has an ambition of his own, to be the leader of the pack (a rather rivalrous Shinx if you ask me ) and to do so he needs to show atleast 20male electric-types who's boss . Ofcourse, why not, because what we need in this team is MORE wackos.. Anyway, we make our way to Jubilife to rest after this hectic day of events, we'll find Barry tomorrow.
That's All Folks!
Next Update will likely be after I beat up Roark, so it'll come soon ;)
Team (as of update)