Obviously, I'm sending out Zorua and Vanillite, aka Red Spy and Vanilla DEATH respectively.
Taunt (Elekid) ~ Hail ~ Blizzard
Swords Dance ~ Swords Dance ~ Detect
IF [an attack is aimed at you a1 or a2] AND [you haven't Detected previously] THEN [use Detect].
Hope that substitution is legal.
Oh, and Zorua's Conquest picture is awesome.