I am voting Helicopter ejector seat provided it doesn't eject me into the rotating blades of a helicopter. If it does I am voting Chocolate teapot because who doesn't want a teapot which makes chocolate tea.
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1985, before the Iowa-Michigan game, Coach Fry sent a guard out to long snap during pregame punting warmups just to mess with Schembechler, then turned his back while the guard wildly snapped the ball over the punter's head, off the turf, and into the second row. Schembechler, watching the display, asked Fry, "You're not going to let that guy long snap today, are you?" Fry responded, "Coach Schembechler, I don't plan on punting." Go Hawkeyes
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