I made a mistake in that Absol has 3 abilities rather than 2, however, I RNG'd 3/3, meaning Absol's ability is still Justified, so nothing actually changed.
"Dark type Pokemon have many tricks!"
Detect-Double Team (1 Clone)-Detect
Status: Double Team (1 Clone)
"That was great! Let's keep it up!"
Zen Headbutt-Future Sight-Zen Headbutt
If Blaziken uses Protect, Chill, but not consecutively.
If Blaziken uses a damaging physical fighting move, use Counter.