/me message extravaganza!

[Steelicks]

for those who do not use IRC (and you should), /me messages are used to denote actions and movements in a chat, adding a sense of realism and allowing users to do the impossible! they greatly increase the quality of the chat, as evidenced below:

[10:52:53] * @Steelicks transforms into a toilet seat
[10:54:25] <@CFickle> Dont be a toilet seat goddammit, youre a man, have some sense of self-worth.
[10:54:53] <@Steelicks> :)

anyway, it occured to me that i am better than every single one of you... thats why i have gathered a collection of some of my /me messages here. lets have a look at how i, steelicks, have evolved through the years, becoming the glorious poster and role model that i am today. =)

[13:58:36] * @Steelicks takes Vineon's hand, and places them on my heart. "My heart will be yours... always."

[13:59:26] * @Steelicks ruffles up Vineon's hair

[18:23:17] * @Steelicks casts the Light of Judgment on #smogon. A booming voice roars from the heavens: "atlas. Smogon's worst user."

[19:16:30] * @Steelicks enters the house and heads straight for the fridge

[09:19:51] * @Steelicks sends out Pidgeot. "GO, PIDGEOT!" he yells afterwards, somewhat redundantly.

[14:56:36] * @Steelicks gives Surgo "the official beginners guide to being an op"

[15:11:10] * @Steelicks swipes in an attempt to take cloudaway's hand, but is out of his grasp

[12:15:55] * @Steelicks tells Jumpman16 that "he's down with that, G"

[16:22:13] * @Steelicks observes Vineon, with a slight smile on his face

[10:16:13] * @Steelicks takes a nibble out of justin's meal that cloud just farted on. It tastes like peppered curry.

[19:08:34] * @Steelicks smiles at cfickle, warming the hearts of EVERY #smogon user.

[19:37:35] * @Steelicks brands cfickle's backside, the words "property of the Steelicks" burnt into his flesh.

[20:55:44] * @Steelicks attacks Max without warning or provocation

[11:09:16] * @Steelicks smiles sweetly at noiven

[15:06:41] * @Steelicks dives at Basics, tackling him through a wall

[15:20:14] * @Steelicks looks MoP straight in the eye, and takes his hand

[18:59:42] * @Steelicks pushes the truck next to the SS Anne using Tera Drain, and is surprised to discover a Hitmontop underneath.

[11:18:19] * @Steelicks teleports inside Toothache's skull, and steals his brain

[11:19:44] * @Steelicks turns to address cfickle. "Problem, pal?"

[14:53:00] * @Steelicks can run faster, think faster, and program faster than Articuno64. But he cannot type faster faster.

[15:04:09] * @Steelicks offends Christian Jason by referring to how educational the Harry Potter books are.

[15:09:46] * @Steelicks prays to the high heavens for a better life. An anvil suddenly falls and lands on his head.

[15:15:03] * @Steelicks gets in his lollerskates. He loses control and gets hit by a rofflecopter

[18:09:59] * @Steelicks flails around randomly and starts smacking things

[20:35:32] * @Steelicks plucks at his harp gently, killing a Behemoth

[09:55:15] * @Steelicks grabs BlueKirby by the scruff of his neck, and slams him against a wall.

[14:35:20] * @Steelicks spits out his root beer in shock, with every drop landing down the back of Carl's pants.

[14:35:47] * @Steelicks unzips his fly and somehow produces a laptop

[14:50:13] * @Steelicks keeps a careful eye on magicalmaster2001, as he enters the deep end of the sandpit. "Stay in the shallow end, dear"

[14:54:42] * @Steelicks tugs on chaos' cape, in a playful manner. But it turns out to be a roll of his skin.

[14:59:18] * @Steelicks does a slow dance with natalie, much to the jealousy of Jumpman (and the apparent delight of chaos)

[20:07:14] * @Steelicks shoots a deer because it makes me feel like a man

[18:37:33] * @Steelicks smiles at zerowing, spraying him with acid.

[09:53:30] * @Steelicks trips over during his run swim. But luckily he doesn't fall and hit the ground; he just floats there.

[13:57:19] * @Steelicks slams a disco ball on the ground. "THEN LETS GET THIS SHIT STARTED."

[14:11:47] * @Steelicks imprison DoomMullet in the Water Temple for his sins

[14:12:54] * @Steelicks swings the Megaton Hammer at Dark DoomMullet

[15:45:27] * @Steelicks throws his head back and sneezes in goofball's face

[09:52:36] * @Steelicks goes into zerowing's crib and urinates on his sofa

[12:19:42] * @Steelicks takes a photo of Shiv and Noobster using his imaginary camera. "Oops! I'm out of imaginary film"

[15:04:28] * @Steelicks watches in delight as Justin slips on a banana peel

[15:44:14] * @Steelicks rips off his shirt
[15:44:39] * @Steelicks puts his shirt back on, embarrassed

[09:41:42] * @Steelicks breaks open his pillow, which is revealed to be stuffed with Justin Defeater

[10:26:30] * @Steelicks places his nose in cloud's ear, and gives a good, hard sniff

[17:49:05] * @Steelicks takes a bite out of the shit, mistaking it for a Snickers bar

[13:01:17] * @Steelicks bangs his Robotic Chest and tackles Vineon

[14:45:33] * @Steelicks trips over his big feet as he stands up to greet cloud

[16:47:20] <@Steelicks> the elder wand is not your true master!
[16:47:40] * @Steelicks allows Aeloius to use the killing curse on him, apparently unaware that Aelosu is actually the wands master

[17:05:45] * @Steelicks itches, making small insects bounce from my arm into Hipmonlee's hair

[11:00:17] * @Steelicks positions himself on the seat, wriggling his backside deeper into the chair to get more comfortable

[11:03:12] * @Steelicks looks up a swear word in french. He then says it to Vineon, but pronounces it wrong.

[17:04:38] * @Steelicks does a pole vault over aamto's head

[17:18:19] * @Steelicks suddenly kicks Batpig in the face. "YOUR MIND IS NOT SET FREE. Clear your mind, and anticipate my very move."

[11:09:14] * @Steelicks evolves into a giant boot. He walks over and kicks chaos' bottom.

[11:10:11] * @Steelicks goes out for a quiet day of fishing. Unfortunately, the only thing he catches is old tyre chaos!

[12:43:37] * @Steelicks gives the Hero Brownie to chaos

[14:17:19] * @Steelicks dips his hands in the toilet bowl, and retrieves his prize log

[15:24:47] * @Steelicks throws his batarang. It rebounds off the wall, and lands cleanly back into his hand. "Checkmate."

[15:26:44] * @Steelicks dives under a table for cover. Unfortunately, he dives too high and hits his head on the table

[10:39:07] * @Steelicks kisses Carl gently on the forehead, and tucks him in. "Goodnight, champ."

[11:10:07] * @Steelicks has an intense conversation with CFickle about the possible effects Super Smash Brothers Brawl may have on American politics.

[11:33:41] * @Steelicks captures the ghost of omni

[11:50:33] * @Steelicks sends out Goldeen! It flops around on the floor uselessly.

[11:59:31] * @Steelicks has a fond flashback, and smiles knowingly

[12:02:41] * @Steelicks fumbles and drops the excalipoor as he turns to confront cfickle

[13:30:48] * @Steelicks captures Roy in a butterfly net

[16:41:56] * @Steelicks takes a deep smoke
[16:42:16] * @Steelicks slaps the cigarette out of his own mouth. "You fool! Smoking kills!"

[16:47:54] * @Steelicks punches Mekkah in the stomach, causing a baby to fly out of his bottom

[11:47:54] * @Steelicks outstretches his arms, and yells to the heavens. "DRAGON POKEMON! GIVE ME YOUR STRENGTH!" A piano promptly falls and smashes him to pieces.

[09:14:21] * @Steelicks proves how fantastic he is by bench pressing Articuno64

[09:15:37] * @Steelicks jumps over Jumpman16 and performs a slam dunk, proving Jumpman's "honkys can't jump" statement... VOID.

[12:39:36] * @Steelicks jumps into the pouch of a kangaroo and makes his escape

[17:05:22] * @Steelicks holds the Triforce in the air, it's power radiating across the land. He then fumbles and drops it.
[17:05:32] * @Steelicks crawls around on his hands and knees trying to locate the Triforce in the tall grass

[17:07:51] * @Steelicks pulls out a giant wooden hammer and slams Oliver
[17:08:00] * @Steelicks puts the giant wooden hammer back up his ass for storage

[10:09:14] * @Steelicks posts a happy birthday thread in Trou Du Cul to get DM reaaaaaaaaaaaaally mad!

[10:54:33] * @Steelicks dives into chaos' pants

[10:56:41] * @Steelicks looks around. "I don't see a co-oof!"... he is suddenly struck by a penis the size of the eiffel tower.

[11:02:12] * @Steelicks builds a robot that can think, feel... and love. The robot immediately headbutts MoP in the balls.

[10:03:32] * @Steelicks informs cloud to come closer, as he has a surprise for him.
[10:03:41] * @cloud comes closer..
[10:03:56] * @Steelicks suddenly pops a boner, that is so powerful that it sends cloud flying across the room.

[12:37:27] * @Steelicks sees a bullet lying on a table. Following noob_leet's request, he promptly headbutts it. The bullet rolls down the ground but overall does no damage.

[17:31:03] * @Steelicks reads the dictionary. Suddenly the front cover closes, and oof! His penis is trapped!

[13:09:42] * @Steelicks grabs Justin by the back hair, and rips a huge chunk out
[13:09:47] <Justin8649> owwwww
[13:09:57] * @Steelicks gives it to TheLips as a valentines day gift

[13:55:55] * @Steelicks dives for a dead bee, with his bug net in hand. He misses the bee, and hits his head on a tree. The tree shakes and a beehive falls, landing firmly on his head.

[13:59:46] * @Steelicks sets a bee trap in Justin's pants. Instantly, 1,001 bees go flying into Justin's briefs.

[14:32:49] * @Steelicks throws a land mine into Justin's mouth

[14:57:08] * @Steelicks buys a plot of land on Arti's butt, and raises his family of fourteen there.

[13:33:25] * @Steelicks places the Sorting Hat on his head. The Hufflepuff toilet seat appears in the hat and smashes his head.

[18:16:20] * @Steelicks sniffs the air and locates cloud's punjabi. "It was behind the radiator."

[20:51:14] * @Steelicks throws a rock at Mekkah, and hides, so Mekkah doesn't know who it is. This is known as the "Stealth Rock" technique


unbelievably, this is only TWO MONTHS worth of /me messages (spanning last december and january)...

now its up to you. post YOUR /me messages here for the world to see, and remember: There is no God. (also please dont debate about religion in my thread)

[ls]

Can you please remove the quotes dealing with arti? They dragged down what is otherwise a solid thread.

Anyway great effort! Youre getting better.

[Steelicks]

thanks cfickle =)

thanks a million.

[Synre]

I got super lazy on this but

[20:35:32] * @Steelicks plucks at his harp gently, killing a Behemoth

I bet steelicks hides like a pro

[AJers]

Dan Stan, Stop being such an IRC slut. :( I thought we were exclusive! *sob*

[Steelicks]

lets just get one thing straight Tofu: i am NOT a bard nor am i spoony!

take my hand anita =)

[Amelia]

All this from 2 months? Geez.
I wished i joined IRC back then :D

[Hipmonlee]

/me is being blackmailed into posting in this thread

Have a nice day.

[Articuno64]

Originally Posted by Fat ls

Can you please remove the quotes dealing with arti? They dragged down what is otherwise a solid thread.

Anyway great effort! Youre getting better.

don't

[chaos**]

* @Steelicks builds a robot that can think, feel... and love. The robot immediately headbutts MoP in the balls.

hahahaha

anyway, ill contribute to this thread tonight or tommorow :)

[DM]

Oh DanStan... you're a rofl a minute!

I will contribute later tonight, though I highly doubt mine will hold a candle to your geniusery.

[DM]

Okay, let me add some:

* @DM slaps Rock on the bum with his large trout

* @DM dances with joy for Jason!!!!!!!!!!!

[18:36] <@Jumpman16> ballerz hi5
[18:36] * @DM high fives the other corporate whore present

[20:21] <@DM> whatever, I don't care anymore
[20:21] * @DM is pretty disenfranchised.

[22:58] <@Carl> np: hum - the pod
[22:58] <@DM> oh god
[22:59] <@DM> Carl is playing Hum
[22:59] * @DM huggles Carl

[19:36] <m0nkfish> can i do it
[19:36] <@DM> who is talking to who
[19:36] <@DM> whatever it is I wanna do it
[19:37] <m0nkfish> its me
[19:37] <m0nkfish> do me
[19:37] * @DM does m0nkfish
[19:37] <@DM> 6/10

[22:56] <@DM> my weiner itches
[22:56] <@Aeolus> can i scratch it for you DM?
[22:56] <@Aeolus> please let me
[22:57] <@DM> giggity
[22:57] * @DM opens his legs and looks longingly at Tony! Toni! Tone!

[02:07] * @Broolucks hugs dm
[02:07] * @DM hugs Brainy
[02:07] * @DM hugs Hipster
[02:07] * @DM hugs TangerMEAN
[02:08] * @DM hugs ScarBRAH
[02:08] * @DM hugs MATTAMOAMT
[02:08] * @DM hugs HORNAYYRAKAKK
[02:08] * Drew108 (~Drew108@125-239-12-116.jetstream.xtra.co.nz) has joined #smogon
[02:08] * @DM hugs Drew108
[02:08] <@DM> PHEW
[02:08] <@DM> almost missed him
[02:09] <Drew108> ...
[02:09] <@DM> sup baby
[02:09] * @DM fondles Drew108's balls
[02:09] <Drew108> piss off
[02:09] <@DM> you like it
[02:09] <@DM> don't act like you don't
[02:09] * Drew108 (~Drew108@125-239-12-116.jetstream.xtra.co.nz) Quit (http://irc.netsplit.de/)
[[02:09] <+Tangerine> lol
[02:10] <@DM> he can't handle the #smogon hardcore
[02:10] * Drew108 (~Drew108@125-239-12-116.jetstream.xtra.co.nz) has joined #smogon
[02:10] * @DM fingers Bentendo's cypress ass
[02:10] <Bentendo> lol
[02:11] <@DM> welcome back Drew108
[02:11] * @DM scoops Drew108's nutsack
[02:11] <Drew108> your worse than the guys at my school

<@Steelicks> take my hand into yours
[08:37] <@Steelicks> and grasp it tight
[08:37] <@Steelicks> while i struggle
[08:37] <@Steelicks> with all my might
[08:37] * @DM takes Steelicks' hand in his and grasps it tight while he struggles with all his might.
[08:37] <@Steelicks> oof!
[08:38] <@Steelicks> not THAT tight! not tonight!
[08:38] * @DM smacks Steelicks upside the head. "STOP STRUGGLING JACKASS!"

[20:21] <@DM> GIMME
[20:21] <@Broolucks> hey, kid? wanna ride?
[20:21] * @DM chases the candy car down the street to his kidnapping doom

[00:39] <+Justin8649> who wants to chat
[00:39] <@DM> ohhhhhhhhh me
[00:39] * @DM raises his hand to the breaking point

Heh, mine are all relevant to conversations. Steelicks is way more random.

This reminds me of a thread idea I've had for a while... I think it's nigh time to bust it out.

[kd24]

[02:07] * @Broolucks hugs dm
[02:07] * @DM hugs Brainy
[02:07] * @DM hugs Hipster
[02:07] * @DM hugs TangerMEAN
[02:08] * @DM hugs ScarBRAH
[02:08] * @DM hugs MATTAMOAMT
[02:08] * @DM hugs HORNAYYRAKAKK
[02:08] * Drew108 (~Drew108@125-239-12-116.jetstream.xtra.co.nz) has joined #smogon
[02:08] * @DM hugs Drew108
[02:08] <@DM> PHEW
[02:08] <@DM> almost missed him
[02:09] <Drew108> ...
[02:09] <@DM> sup baby
[02:09] * @DM fondles Drew108's balls
[02:09] <Drew108> piss off
[02:09] <@DM> you like it
[02:09] <@DM> don't act like you don't
[02:09] * Drew108 (~Drew108@125-239-12-116.jetstream.xtra.co.nz) Quit (http://irc.netsplit.de/)
[[02:09] <+Tangerine> lol
[02:10] <@DM> he can't handle the #smogon hardcore
[02:10] * Drew108 (~Drew108@125-239-12-116.jetstream.xtra.co.nz) has joined #smogon
[02:10] * @DM fingers Bentendo's cypress ass
[02:10] <Bentendo> lol
[02:11] <@DM> welcome back Drew108
[02:11] * @DM scoops Drew108's nutsack
[02:11] <Drew108> your worse than the guys at my school

this was my favorite.

[Clicky Pen]

*Clicky_Pen[Death] clicks

is the only /me you need to know about ever

[Steelicks]

rofl the Drew108 log was legendary

[GTS]

Haha. Great stuff.

Mine are basically

/me sets mode: +b dak

or similar.

[Steelicks]

do not sully my greatest moment with your assclownery, Boy Evan! leave this place!

[Articuno64]

[02:11] * @DM scoops Drew108's nutsack
[02:11] <Drew108> your worse than the guys at my school

hahaha

[Doomsday]

One must wonder what kind of school does Drew108 goes to...

[Drew108]

Originally Posted by Fat DM

[02:08] * Drew108 (~Drew108@125-239-12-116.jetstream.xtra.co.nz) has joined #smogon
[02:08] * @DM hugs Drew108
[02:08] <@DM> PHEW
[02:08] <@DM> almost missed him
[02:09] <Drew108> ...
[02:09] <@DM> sup baby
[02:09] * @DM fondles Drew108's balls
[02:09] <Drew108> piss off
[02:09] <@DM> you like it
[02:09] <@DM> don't act like you don't
[02:09] * Drew108 (~Drew108@125-239-12-116.jetstream.xtra.co.nz) Quit (http://irc.netsplit.de/)
[[02:09] <+Tangerine> lol
[02:10] <@DM> he can't handle the #smogon hardcore
[02:10] * Drew108 (~Drew108@125-239-12-116.jetstream.xtra.co.nz) has joined #smogon
[02:10] * @DM fingers Bentendo's cypress ass
[02:10] <Bentendo> lol
[02:11] <@DM> welcome back Drew108
[02:11] * @DM scoops Drew108's nutsack
[02:11] <Drew108> your worse than the guys at my school

Son of a @($#*!

Shiv's trying doing this to me on IRC at this moment. I'm not falling for it again.

EDIT:

Originally Posted by Fat Articuno64

[02:11] * @DM scoops Drew108's nutsack
[02:11] <Drew108> your worse than the guys at my school

hahaha

Originally Posted by Fat Doomsday

One must wonder what kind of school does Drew108 goes to...

That wasn't quite what I meant.

[Abmaru]

/me touching my dog

/me touching DRace's hair pretty boy

[Shiv]

hahaha damn, i was hoping you hadn't seen this topic yet lol

[Steelicks]

rofl i cant believe he posted here

[Atlas]

the only memorable one ive did would have to be...

*atlas sticks his hand in akuchis vagina and snaps his fingers. suddenly akuchi starts reciting bad poetry.

[DM]

rofl Atlas

Location: Revaping Crystal Sprites

I don't get it, how can you revap something if you can't vap it? Also,

* DM gently runs his fingertips over Drew108's scrotum