McDonald's answers to the public

[Bogmire]

Q. i remember reading in the paper that a member of your kitchen staff once masturbated into the mayonaise at mcdonalds. is this true and what actions have been taken to prevent this happening again?

A. No, this is not true.

rofl

[matty]

Hahaha, the ones that Cookie posted were the best so far.

Good thread

[darkie]

1. so is it fun to crush 30,000 chickens in a cage and kill them when there 6 weeks old for little peices of rubbish quality additive full chicken nuggets which cause obesity in children today because there addictive? No McDonald’s food menu items are created to be addictive. Chicken McNuggets are made from carefully deboned chicken breast and are coated in a specially seasoned batter. McDonald's takes the view that meat can form an important and natural part of a balanced diet. the slaughter of animals is unavoidable. McDonald’s have strict standards in place that are continually monitored to ensure that the slaughter and rearing of chickens is carried out in a humane and compassionate manner and will not work with any supplier that cannot adhere to these high standards, and to those required by UK and EU legislation.

[leafgreen386]

For some reason I read the response that darkie posted as "No. McDonald’s food menu items are created to be addictive."

[Hyra]

Originally Posted by Fat leafgreen386

For some reason I read the response that darkie posted as "No. McDonald’s food menu items are created to be addictive."

Same here. I think that response would be much better.

[Invective]

yeah, thats how i read it as well. i thought it was a better answer.
and on an unrelated tangent,

shit, i do believe theyre lying to us.

[matty]

Originally Posted by Fat kusaninja

yeah, thats how i read it as well. i thought it was a better answer.
and on an unrelated tangent,

shit, i do believe theyre lying to us.

Oh S.H.I.T.Z!

[darkie]

fuck it doesn't say that? that's how i read it!

[Master Mikaruge]

I lol'd

[DragonPoke]

Originally Posted by Fat PikaPete

I don't want to alarm anyone in Mexico, but they're definitely not denying this....

LOL. I think worms would be better tasting and more nutritious than, well, a Big Mac... BTW, they're usually eaten along with fried crickets and some other goodies. Yum yum.

[gaudetjaja]

IIRC worms, crickets, ants and other small animals are daily food in Mexico?

Anyhow, I´m curious how they will answer to my question:

I have always enjoyed McDonald´s food, during my entire lifetime it has filled a large void in my life that no person could ever fill. Now, I would like to do something back for McDonald´s. I was wondering, would it be possible for me to donate my organs to McDonald´s after I have passed away? My donated organs could perhaps be used in a special promotion hamburger of some sort. I am eagerly awaiting your reply, and I would highly appreciate McDonald´s accepting my offer of gratitude.

[the Lexx]

haha these are great. better answers to the stupid questions than I expected.

3. no offense, but the fries at burger king are nice than yours. can you steal their recipe?
McDonald's believes that its French Fries taste great and current has no plans to change them. However it's a matter of personal taste, and the company respects your opinion. (July 2008)

1. me and a friend are argueing ove how much a bog mac cost in 1989 could you plz tell me thanks
The Big Mac was approximately £1.19 back in 1989. Hope this settles the argument once and for all. (May 2008)

15. is it true that you have machines that forcibly pump out the smell of your special sauce into the streets thus tricking peoples subconcious into believing they want to eat your meat?

21. what can u do for me if i realize that the meal i have bought from mcdonald is not enough hot?

32. If I order 10 Big Macs at once, will you're staff ridicule me, call me Mr Blobby and generally desimate my self esteem?
McDonald's staff are there to look after you and make sure that you have everything you need. Want to order 10 Big Macs? Go ahead, the staff will certainly not ridicule you or call you names. (November 2007)

53. Is it true that if I insult a member of staff they will deposit some of their bodily fluids in/on my meal?

100. what is the purpose of mcdonalds ?

118. Why does your food suck so much? It's like all you do is come up with the most disgustingly unhealthy food products and server it out of the some of the most unsanitary restaurants I've ever had the misfortune to vistit.
McDonald’s uses free range eggs for its breakfast menu items. The shell eggs are cracked open and cooked on the hot grill using a poaching cylinder to give the eggs their shape. In addition, the eggs for the Big Breakfast are scrambled in the restaurant using a liquid free range egg and milk mixture. The liquid egg is 80 percent free range egg and 20 percent milk. The eggs in the bagel are cooked on the hot grill and folded, again using a liquid free range egg and milk mixture.

[DragonPoke]

Originally Posted by Fat gaudetjaja

IIRC worms, crickets, ants and other small animals are daily food in Mexico?

They're tasty, at least the crickets are... worms are mostly from Maguey plants... I think worms form Agave (which Tequila is made of) are eaten too. And I don't remember how they call the ants, but they're gourmet food, seasonal and expensive :p... quite the gastronomy I think.

BTW, I loved your question. Perhaps they'll offer a super special burger of some sort.

[Acme]

20. You say 100% Beef in your burgers ? Well 100% includes anything off a COW because a Cow is 100% of it body and that includes from the tip of it's nose to the end of it's tail and EVERYTHING in between?

21. I have a few questions about Ronald McDonald. What size bra does he wear? What is his sexual preference? What pants size is he. What ring size is he? Does he like ninjas or pirates? Has he ever considered suicide? Why does he wear red shoes? I heard he likes mudkips? Does he like tacos? Is the cake a lie?

[Minwu]

Answers...?

[NESgamer]

Originally Posted by Fat DragonPoke

They're tasty, at least the crickets are... worms are mostly from Maguey plants... I think worms form Agave (which Tequila is made of) are eaten too. And I don't remember how they call the ants, but they're gourmet food, seasonal and expensive :p... quite the gastronomy I think.

BTW, I loved your question. Perhaps they'll offer a super special burger of some sort.

Yeah that's correct, not like it's daily food but there is a species of crickets (raised on farms for their consumption) that they use on the south of the country to make different meals. I haven't eaten it myself, but some say it's tasty.

Found that post interesting xP.

[Sir Spanky]

This thread seriously delivered. I decided to quote one or two of my favourites as some people have done, but I seriously couldn't narrow it down. Very lol-worthy.

[art-of-tennis]

I liked this one.

10. Did staff really have to use upside-down bread crates laid on the floor, to avoid walking through raw sewage in an American Mcdonald's back room? This appears to be in relation to the McLibel case. This came to court many years ago (1994) and the substance concerned allegations about practices in the 1980s. The world has moved on since then and so has McDonald’s.

They didn't deny this at all. xD

[Rodan]

14. Hello Ronold, I'm going to a party tonight. Should I wear my blue jumper or my black one? Black. (May 2008)

[FDS]

373. would you ever use toe nail clippings in a burger?


376. I have heard that the burgers are delivered to each branch in liquid form - they are then poured out and solidify into patty's - is this true?


386. My teacher told me that banana man contracted his super powers after drinking his body weight in your banana milkshakes, is this true?


942. I find some of the Mcdonalds food terrible and often tastes off. Why can you not answer questions truthfully as that is what you have promised and I firmly believe that you are just denying eveything because you want to look good. Look at the difference in the meat in your Chicken products to the chicken in KFC products. There is a different consistency because the chicken at KFC is much more likely to be 100% breast meat as it is not all sloppy and doesnt look like mushed up fat.

943. why is the website for the uk not as good as the american website? theres is so much better.

944. My friend's girlfriend who works at mcdonald told me that your burgers come in each morning made like that yet some are still used from previous days. Also the eggs that come in are in fact already shaped on the burger the only part which is apparently not done is the burger bun which apparently has chalk in it.

1055. how do you use plants and how do you grow it

1059. How do we know that you aren't lying about anything, you tell us that the Chicken Nuggets are made from Breast Meat and backstage while nobodys looking, they are made from Chicken feet.


1061. Is your cheese a kind of meat, a tasty yellow beef?


1218. In many parts of the world goat is eaten as staple part of the diet.Would Macdonalds consider tapping into the growing ethnic diversity of the UK and introduce goat burgers to it's menus? Perhaps you could call them Big Maaaaacs.

1220. Why is it that whenever I order large fries I basically recieve a medium amount of fries in a larger box? The amount I recieve is never close to the amount shown in the large fries on the displays. Am I within my rights as a customer to compensate for this by taking more straws then I could ever use?

1228. why do we always get a few fries

1486. is it true that if you throw a hamburger in the trash can and spin around 3 times really fast and say,"i was hamboozled" the hamburgaler will appear?


1494. Is the reason you stopped selling the McRib is because the animal you used for it is now extinct because of you people at McDonald's.

1499. I heard employees get acne for the rest of their lives is this true.


1541. Do your burgers contain poo? And also is the meat held together
with cow seamen? And can I have an honest answer, and not a generic answer. Also how many big macs can you make out of a cow?

1549. How can you confidently say that none of your employees have ever spat in a burger when it probably has happened somewhere? I think you place too much faith in your employees.

[Master Mikaruge]

Once again I lol'd

[Wishy]

Ahaha... Priceless. The answers to some of them were amazing.

[DiamondDust]

what would they say if we asked them if they like mudkips born in the uk?

[Mastadi]

They would ask you if you like them, and if yes why don't you order some more big macs.

[Eersnot]

Originally Posted by Fat gaudetjaja

IIRC worms, crickets, ants and other small animals are daily food in Mexico?

Anyhow, I´m curious how they will answer to my question:

What? Of coarse that's not true. As said before some insects maybe considered gourmet but that's true of all countries, like France with snails.