Itt we rap battle - Page 4

~~YankeeSprinter~~ · Aug 6th, 2008, 2:16:16 PM

Then there's something that i must reveal then

i'm,
your father
i'm your father
i'm,
your father
i'm your father

CaptKirby · Aug 6th, 2008, 2:27:31 PM

KNOCK 'EM OUT THE BOX LUKE, KNOCK'EM OUT

Carl · Aug 6th, 2008, 3:03:55 PM

great edit sd

~~YankeeSprinter~~ · Aug 6th, 2008, 3:11:49 PM

But now I'm here, gunna wreck some shit like im in the Top Tier,
Yah Pallet town is where I was raised,
I battle sucka mc's like you and I'm not even faised.
My rhymes are simple, you're head is just dense,
dude, your rhymes suck, they don't make sense.
These rhymes I spit are faster than a crobat speed stat
Your rhymes come slow like you got Thick Fat.
"Every syllable Explodes, I unload Electrodes on your Victory Roads,"
It sounds like you wanna jerk me off bro.
This battle is tired and weak like your Team,
I just froze you bitch, like I used icebeam

and capt kirby I'm not even going to say anything to that

firstgenhomeboy · Aug 6th, 2008, 3:42:19 PM

listen up you little turds,
i sweep your top six with a team of delibirds,
my pokemon will sweep your OU hoards,
i get my sets off smogon, you get yours on collegeboard,
i grew up on the cerulean streets, you were raised in goldenrod,
listen underpoochyena, im the arceus of trainers, a BL god,
i dare you to respond to my pokerhyme,
hurry slowpoke im running out of time

Ryfle · Aug 6th, 2008, 3:56:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fat firstgenhomeboy

listen up you little turds,
i sweep your top six with a team of delibirds,
my pokemon will sweep your OU hoards,
i get my sets off smogon, you get yours on collegeboard,
i grew up on the cerulean streets, you were raised in goldenrod,
listen underpoochyena, im the arceus of trainers, a BL god,
i dare you to respond to my pokerhyme,
hurry slowpoke im running out of time

Your fucking wack.

Acme · Aug 7th, 2008, 12:33:31 AM

hahaha i thought that one was great

darkie · Aug 7th, 2008, 1:38:47 AM

you messed up some lyrics, sd.

but you still get points for trying :)

Kier · Aug 7th, 2008, 2:37:07 AM

that's so uncanny, i looked up the star wars gangster rap just yesterday ~for old time's sake~

ps. i lov you SD please send my your berd in the mail

~~Vengeance~~ · Aug 7th, 2008, 10:54:53 AM

YO I caught some Pokemon but I want moreI'm thinking of catching a bulbasaurWhen I catch more pokemon I'll need cashPerhaps I should catch a RapidashI catch all my Pokemon with a great ballI bought a firestone at the pokemallPallet Town is where I was raisedI battled Gary Oak and I'm not even phazedI got in a battle with team rocketgood thing i had a hyper potion in my pocketteam aqua and magma came on the scenethey were abusing mad pokemon and acting all meanso i threw out a pokeball "go charizard"they threy out a bellsprout and he used safeguardI told my charizard to use fire spin luckily for the mother Fvcking win*chorus*We battling pokemonActing all coolIf you mess with meThen I'll beat you in a duelCan't none of yall face my top sixwhen i battle at the tower i get all the chicksYou probably can't even EV traini'm the king of pokemon this is my reignI became the champion when I beat lancenow trainers run away from me at first glanceI beat a n00by trainer her name was lassthen I took her to my room and Fvcked her up the a$$</p>

Ryfle · Aug 7th, 2008, 2:27:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fat Vengeance

</p> Yo I caught some Pokemon but I want more I'm thinking of catching a bulbasaur. When I catch more Pokemon I'll need cash. Perhaps I should catch a Rapidash. I catch all my Pokemon with a Great Ball. I bought a Fire Stone at the Pokemall. Pallet Town is where I was raised. I battled Gary Oak and I'm not even phazed. I got in a battle with Team Rocket, good thing I had a Hyper Potion in my pocke. Team Aqua and Magma came on the scene. They were abusing mad Pokemon and acting all mean, so I threw out a Pokeball and said go Charizard, They threw out a Bellsprout and he used Safeguard. I told my Charizard to use Fire Spin luckily for the mother fucking win*chorus*. We battling Pokemon acting all cool. If you mess with me then I'll beat you in a duel. Can't none of yall face my top six. When I battle at the Tower I get all the chicks. You probably can't even EV train. I'm the king of Pokemon this is my reign. I became the champion when I beat Lance. Now trainers run away from me at first glance. I beat a n00by trainer her name was Lass, then I took her to my room and fucked her up the ass.</p>

Changes in bold.

Fixed a couple mistakes. You forgot to capitalize allot of things. Dollar signs aren't letters. You had a bunch of periods missing. Besides all that I don't think this deserves it's own analysis.

Cooper · Aug 7th, 2008, 3:40:59 PM

Vengeance, that made me puke in my mouth. Everything about that was bad until the last line. Also Bellsprout does not learn Safeguard.

StrangerDanger · Aug 7th, 2008, 4:07:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fat Cooper

Vengeance, that made me puke in my mouth. Everything about that was bad including the last line. Also Bel-aaaaaaaaaa

Cooper · Aug 8th, 2008, 2:29:45 AM

Hey, cut him some slack. Everyone else talked about fucking trainers and got away with it.

GTS · Aug 8th, 2008, 3:38:28 AM

A tremendous force
I'll end your cycle course
The only one that Nintendo endorse
The only one with the power to enforce
Of course
I leave you crying, feeling remorse
You shouldn't of battled me,
you'll take a turn for the wOrse
Build up strength with my curse
Gimme all your gold, no, I will not reimburse
Snatch your man-purse
What you just heard,
was the world's sickest verse.

Cynthia · Aug 9th, 2008, 3:43:47 AM

Yo, I'm an Abomasnow
This Walrein's gonna be my ho
Yo, I'm an Abomasnow
The North Pole is my ghetto
Yo, I'm an Abomasnow
Got my hailstorm, yeah you know
Yo, I'm an Abomasnow
You sandstorm bitches are hos fo sho
Yo I'm an Abomasnow
Holla Back

Fatality · Aug 9th, 2008, 4:11:27 AM

I don't fuckin' get this shit
So just shut up and gimme a hit
Pass em around, take a drag
Don't use Garchomp and be a fag

Fuck rappin' I ain't black
I'm jus' some ole' white bread
So go ahead and gimme a smack
Use CB Bliss if you wanna get head

-Nigga out-

Doomsday · Aug 9th, 2008, 12:25:04 PM

pokemon rap is so bad
it makes me wanna puke
check out that edit, luke

check it out im rapping

~~Morm~~ · Aug 11th, 2008, 1:09:00 AM

Late game its time for a sweep
Leavin' haters lying in a heap
My bellyzard is blazin'
Too late to be phazin'
His substitute's up
and Salac says 'sup

throwin down earthquake
this zard is no fake
fire punch in the face
Your wall's a disgrace

Blissey and skarm
they've bought the farm
Say bye to your forry
that's the end of the story

Aug 6th, 2008, 2:16:16 PM	#76
~~YankeeSprinter~~ Banned deucer. Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 10	Then there's something that i must reveal then i'm, your father i'm your father i'm, your father i'm your father Last edited by StrangerDanger; Aug 6th, 2008 at 3:02:10 PM.

Aug 6th, 2008, 2:27:31 PM	#77
CaptKirby Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 6,688 on a branch, sleepin' till it's night	KNOCK 'EM OUT THE BOX LUKE, KNOCK'EM OUT __________________ Elsewhere, a somewhat startled Warren Worthington III finds that he has accidentally wandered into an electrified east-side world of post-twist teens and watsui-ing teeny-boppers... Last edited by StrangerDanger; Aug 6th, 2008 at 3:02:27 PM.

Aug 7th, 2008, 12:33:31 AM	#82
Acme Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 674	hahaha i thought that one was great __________________ Fresh like, uhhh [x]

Aug 7th, 2008, 1:38:47 AM	#83
darkie coolcoolcool Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 5,362 Plano, TX	you messed up some lyrics, sd. but you still get points for trying :) __________________

Aug 7th, 2008, 2:37:07 AM	#84
Kier Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 1,016	that's so uncanny, i looked up the star wars gangster rap just yesterday ~for old time's sake~ ps. i lov you SD please send my your berd in the mail Last edited by Kier; Aug 7th, 2008 at 2:40:17 AM.

Aug 6th, 2008, 3:03:55 PM	#78
Carl or Varl Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 4,531 Gear Station	great edit sd

Aug 6th, 2008, 3:11:49 PM	#79
~~YankeeSprinter~~ Banned deucer. Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 10	But now I'm here, gunna wreck some shit like im in the Top Tier, Yah Pallet town is where I was raised, I battle sucka mc's like you and I'm not even faised. My rhymes are simple, you're head is just dense, dude, your rhymes suck, they don't make sense. These rhymes I spit are faster than a crobat speed stat Your rhymes come slow like you got Thick Fat. "Every syllable Explodes, I unload Electrodes on your Victory Roads," It sounds like you wanna jerk me off bro. This battle is tired and weak like your Team, I just froze you bitch, like I used icebeam and capt kirby I'm not even going to say anything to that

Aug 6th, 2008, 3:42:19 PM	#80
firstgenhomeboy Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 2	listen up you little turds, i sweep your top six with a team of delibirds, my pokemon will sweep your OU hoards, i get my sets off smogon, you get yours on collegeboard, i grew up on the cerulean streets, you were raised in goldenrod, listen underpoochyena, im the arceus of trainers, a BL god, i dare you to respond to my pokerhyme, hurry slowpoke im running out of time

Aug 7th, 2008, 10:54:53 AM	#85
~~Vengeance~~ Banned deucer. Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 1	YO I caught some Pokemon but I want moreI'm thinking of catching a bulbasaurWhen I catch more pokemon I'll need cashPerhaps I should catch a RapidashI catch all my Pokemon with a great ballI bought a firestone at the pokemallPallet Town is where I was raisedI battled Gary Oak and I'm not even phazedI got in a battle with team rocketgood thing i had a hyper potion in my pocketteam aqua and magma came on the scenethey were abusing mad pokemon and acting all meanso i threw out a pokeball "go charizard"they threy out a bellsprout and he used safeguardI told my charizard to use fire spin luckily for the mother Fvcking winchorusWe battling pokemonActing all coolIf you mess with meThen I'll beat you in a duelCan't none of yall face my top sixwhen i battle at the tower i get all the chicksYou probably can't even EV traini'm the king of pokemon this is my reignI became the champion when I beat lancenow trainers run away from me at first glanceI beat a n00by trainer her name was lassthen I took her to my room and Fvcked her up the a$$</p> Last edited by Vengeance; Aug 7th, 2008 at 11:05:08 AM.

Aug 7th, 2008, 3:40:59 PM	#87
Cooper Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 2,806 The sunny streets of Santa Barbara	Vengeance, that made me puke in my mouth. Everything about that was bad until the last line. Also Bellsprout does not learn Safeguard.

Aug 8th, 2008, 2:29:45 AM	#89
Cooper Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 2,806 The sunny streets of Santa Barbara	Hey, cut him some slack. Everyone else talked about fucking trainers and got away with it.

Aug 8th, 2008, 3:38:28 AM	#90
GTS Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 2,136 G0IN G0LD	A tremendous force I'll end your cycle course The only one that Nintendo endorse The only one with the power to enforce Of course I leave you crying, feeling remorse You shouldn't of battled me, you'll take a turn for the wOrse Build up strength with my curse Gimme all your gold, no, I will not reimburse Snatch your man-purse What you just heard, was the world's sickest verse. __________________ alphabetically, i'm comin after U like the letter V Last edited by GTS; Aug 8th, 2008 at 3:43:01 AM. Reason: use the force

Aug 9th, 2008, 3:43:47 AM	#91
Cynthia Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 641 US	Yo, I'm an Abomasnow This Walrein's gonna be my ho Yo, I'm an Abomasnow The North Pole is my ghetto Yo, I'm an Abomasnow Got my hailstorm, yeah you know Yo, I'm an Abomasnow You sandstorm bitches are hos fo sho Yo I'm an Abomasnow Holla Back

Aug 9th, 2008, 4:11:27 AM	#92
Fatality Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 146 The Witness Protection Program prevents me from disclosing this information.	I don't fuckin' get this shit So just shut up and gimme a hit Pass em around, take a drag Don't use Garchomp and be a fag Fuck rappin' I ain't black I'm jus' some ole' white bread So go ahead and gimme a smack Use CB Bliss if you wanna get head -Nigga out- __________________ Fatal: 5370 1951 0919 - Standard Clauses, I use Fast Hatch & IV Check Codes. Credits I have: TheForgottenSoul - 13, tirsus - 4, guraboy - 8, Dark-Ryu - 5, The Lost One - 12, Python - 13

Aug 9th, 2008, 12:25:04 PM	#93
Doomsday Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 6,166	pokemon rap is so bad it makes me wanna puke check out that edit, luke check it out im rapping __________________ a wicked engine

Aug 11th, 2008, 1:09:00 AM	#94
~~Morm~~ Banned deucer. Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 4,253 not here, thank god	Late game its time for a sweep Leavin' haters lying in a heap My bellyzard is blazin' Too late to be phazin' His substitute's up and Salac says 'sup throwin down earthquake this zard is no fake fire punch in the face Your wall's a disgrace Blissey and skarm they've bought the farm Say bye to your forry that's the end of the story