how Obama's election will affect some of Smogon's best

havoc · Nov 8th, 2008, 4:38:30 AM

--instead of fireworks show, nation/world expected to watch kakky's head explode on January 20th

--Jumpman16 appointed Head of Eloquence and On Rare Occasions Tldr. upon conclusion of first speech, audience member comments "I know this guy's way smarter than me so I just daydreamed torchic.jpg talking to me"

--after successfully being re-elected to a second term, Obama admits that he's actually just a curly-haired (well really hairy in general) white guy and not half-black; population "somewhat surprised, but figured a half-negro couldn't be THAT cool." weeks later, his Vietnamese Secretary of Cute admits that he is in fact Bengali; accused of "jumping on the bandwagon AS USUAL wtf o_-O"

--Articuno64 called in from Canada to help initiate prescription drug plan for USA; Mr. Wynja complies, but insists on being in complete control. when asked for comment, Wynja replied "I'm sorry to sound power-hungry, but I just like to see big plans carried out to the very, very, very end. it's just the kind of guy I am."

--organized crime appears to wipe itself out after both the Mafia and the civilians who chased them are found lynched; incidents, however, continue on a monthly basis indefinitely. though comforted by the fact that organized crime is no longer a threat, police ask "how many more goddamn costumes can these people think of to do the same thing over and over again, will they ever wipe themselves out permanently, Jesus"

--MrE appointed Ambassador to Every Country Ever; has snazzy nickname for each and every world leader, but generally negotiations hit an awkward wall after salutation exchange until finally broken with "how 'bout dem Cowboys"

--newly instated Secretary of Defense Cornelius Meddable Fickle trolls Iran, North Korea, Iraq, Afghanistan, and Pakistan into submission, resulting in the Habbo Conference Treaty of 2010. President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad of Iran frustratedly comments "bobba bobba bobbaaaaa"

--new ATF director Sonuis vows to "sternly wag a finger in the face of drug and firearm abuse," "DARE[s] someone to test me"

--Department of Transportation's new slogan: "VROOOOMZ"

only time will tell if anything else may happen due to this historic event! more may come.

Minwu · Nov 8th, 2008, 5:30:32 AM

You forgot about Deck Knight

Toothache · Nov 8th, 2008, 7:16:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fat Minwu

You forgot about Deck Knight

The title is 'smogon's best', not 'smogon's worst'. Dumbass

West · Nov 8th, 2008, 7:21:37 AM

Deck Knight completely changed sides and is now wearing a shirt that says: "Jesus is black".

Atlas · Nov 8th, 2008, 7:56:11 AM

this thread needs more "lol, nice post havoc" and less "shit"

lol, nice post havoc

cloud · Nov 8th, 2008, 7:57:43 AM

you forgot MEGATRON being appointed our military coordinator and his first action being not only the invasion of the oriental nations but also the mass rape of all of their women so many chinawomen

norulz · Nov 8th, 2008, 8:01:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fat Atlas

this thread needs more "lol, nice post havoc" and less "shit"

lol, nice post havoc

lol, nice post atlas

~~Hazerider~~ · Nov 8th, 2008, 10:09:04 AM

5 star thread

I especially liked the mafia one, ls', mre's and kakky's

Jackal · Nov 8th, 2008, 12:39:50 PM

haha awesome

gorm · Nov 8th, 2008, 1:41:13 PM

--need for a dept. of cuteness becomes too significant too ignore, havoc appointed as head secretary although rumour of a "shadow cuteness department" pulling the strings from behind the scenes abound. clan cute denies all allegations.

--new "no posters left behind" program forces test subject minwu into watching a slideshow of glen putting on pants 100 times, "clockwork orange style"

Synre · Nov 8th, 2008, 2:24:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fat Atlas

lol, nice post havoc

Loki · Nov 8th, 2008, 3:37:49 PM

--Controversy erupts when it's revealed that the newly appointed Chairman of the Fed once failed a stats class. Digging deeper, investigators soon discover that the chairman is in fact asian. all questions regarding his intelligence cease.

--steelicks is appointed secretary of education. Because of his portliness and unusual mannerisms, he is initially unaccepted by the public. after a massive ad campaign featuring the hit slogan "please accept poor steelicks", the public is won over by his charisma and his revolutionary use of the phrase "xD".

Phantasia · Nov 8th, 2008, 5:39:20 PM

Heh, really clever havoc

**cookie** · Nov 8th, 2008, 5:42:23 PM

yeah this is pretty good lol

Raikage · Nov 8th, 2008, 7:06:17 PM

Ok this is definitely great

Minwu · Nov 8th, 2008, 10:16:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fat Toothache

The title is 'smogon's best', not 'smogon's worst'. Dumbass

He's best known as Smogon's worst

Sonuis · Nov 9th, 2008, 3:02:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fat havoc

--instead of fireworks show, nation/world expected to watch kakky's head explode on January 20th.

By far the funniest and most accurate line in this entire thread.

Mr.E · Nov 9th, 2008, 1:13:22 PM

Awwwwright.

Giggity giggity gig-gi-ty.

***Mekkah***** · Nov 9th, 2008, 3:31:07 PM

-several people agreed with the policies of Shiv BZZZT. They have been cast into space until further notice.

Nov 8th, 2008, 4:38:30 AM	#1
havoc pottlepalooza Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 2,453 Louisiana	how Obama's election will affect some of Smogon's best --instead of fireworks show, nation/world expected to watch kakky's head explode on January 20th --Jumpman16 appointed Head of Eloquence and On Rare Occasions Tldr. upon conclusion of first speech, audience member comments "I know this guy's way smarter than me so I just daydreamed torchic.jpg talking to me" --after successfully being re-elected to a second term, Obama admits that he's actually just a curly-haired (well really hairy in general) white guy and not half-black; population "somewhat surprised, but figured a half-negro couldn't be THAT cool." weeks later, his Vietnamese Secretary of Cute admits that he is in fact Bengali; accused of "jumping on the bandwagon AS USUAL wtf o_-O" --Articuno64 called in from Canada to help initiate prescription drug plan for USA; Mr. Wynja complies, but insists on being in complete control. when asked for comment, Wynja replied "I'm sorry to sound power-hungry, but I just like to see big plans carried out to the very, very, very end. it's just the kind of guy I am." --organized crime appears to wipe itself out after both the Mafia and the civilians who chased them are found lynched; incidents, however, continue on a monthly basis indefinitely. though comforted by the fact that organized crime is no longer a threat, police ask "how many more goddamn costumes can these people think of to do the same thing over and over again, will they ever wipe themselves out permanently, Jesus" --MrE appointed Ambassador to Every Country Ever; has snazzy nickname for each and every world leader, but generally negotiations hit an awkward wall after salutation exchange until finally broken with "how 'bout dem Cowboys" --newly instated Secretary of Defense Cornelius Meddable Fickle trolls Iran, North Korea, Iraq, Afghanistan, and Pakistan into submission, resulting in the Habbo Conference Treaty of 2010. President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad of Iran frustratedly comments "bobba bobba bobbaaaaa" --new ATF director Sonuis vows to "sternly wag a finger in the face of drug and firearm abuse," "DARE[s] someone to test me" --Department of Transportation's new slogan: "VROOOOMZ" only time will tell if anything else may happen due to this historic event! more may come. Last edited by havoc; Nov 8th, 2008 at 4:56:40 AM.

Nov 8th, 2008, 7:21:37 AM	#4
West Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 868	Deck Knight completely changed sides and is now wearing a shirt that says: "Jesus is black". __________________ Wibbly wobbly timey wimey

Nov 8th, 2008, 7:56:11 AM	#5
Atlas I'm the Mary! Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 3,485 Alliston, Ontario	this thread needs more "lol, nice post havoc" and less "shit" lol, nice post havoc __________________

Nov 8th, 2008, 7:57:43 AM	#6
cloud groove, slam, work it back, filter that baby, bump that track Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 2,517 here we go	you forgot MEGATRON being appointed our military coordinator and his first action being not only the invasion of the oriental nations but also the mass rape of all of their women so many chinawomen __________________ is this the website where everybody has aspergers? Last edited by cloud; Nov 8th, 2008 at 8:08:12 AM.

Nov 8th, 2008, 12:39:50 PM	#9
Jackal I'm not retarded I'm Canadian it's different Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 6,128 Canada eh	haha awesome __________________

Nov 8th, 2008, 10:09:04 AM	#8
~~Hazerider~~ Banned deucer. Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 4,286 38º47'N 9º22'W	5 star thread I especially liked the mafia one, ls', mre's and kakky's

Nov 8th, 2008, 1:41:13 PM	#10
gorm Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 1,206 ½gone	--need for a dept. of cuteness becomes too significant too ignore, havoc appointed as head secretary although rumour of a "shadow cuteness department" pulling the strings from behind the scenes abound. clan cute denies all allegations. --new "no posters left behind" program forces test subject minwu into watching a slideshow of glen putting on pants 100 times, "clockwork orange style" __________________ pretentious like a 7th son infectious like h1n1

Nov 8th, 2008, 3:37:49 PM	#12
Loki like seashells Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 1,934 Meeeeeeechigan	--Controversy erupts when it's revealed that the newly appointed Chairman of the Fed once failed a stats class. Digging deeper, investigators soon discover that the chairman is in fact asian. all questions regarding his intelligence cease. --steelicks is appointed secretary of education. Because of his portliness and unusual mannerisms, he is initially unaccepted by the public. after a massive ad campaign featuring the hit slogan "please accept poor steelicks", the public is won over by his charisma and his revolutionary use of the phrase "xD".

Nov 8th, 2008, 5:42:23 PM	#14
cookie Moderator Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 7,038	yeah this is pretty good lol

Nov 8th, 2008, 7:06:17 PM	#15
Raikage Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 1,065	Ok this is definitely great

Nov 9th, 2008, 1:13:22 PM	#18
Mr.E im the best Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 2,732	Awwwwright. Giggity giggity gig-gi-ty. __________________ FREE AND the Jump non ice beam cleric blissey

Nov 9th, 2008, 3:31:07 PM	#19
*Mekkah* pfbwowbfobwobwobfwowbf Administrator** Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 13,835 Most of them are good	-several people agreed with the policies of Shiv BZZZT. They have been cast into space until further notice. __________________ onions videos cameras models steroids dinoturtlethings Last edited by Mekkah; Oct 14th, 2009 at 5:53:53 AM.