nobody appreciates a good joke these days - Page 2

TheMusicMan · Apr 3rd, 2006, 2:25:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fat Vineon

[01:26:49] Courtney: p2 doesn't really cut it

[01:27:05] chaos: if porygon2 cant cut it use sharpen

ROFLing.

I've got one...

Q:What do you call a dog with brass balls and no hind legs?

A:Sparky

Arcturus · Apr 3rd, 2006, 2:28:57 PM

^ Don't ever speak....EVER.

TheMusicMan · Apr 3rd, 2006, 2:33:36 PM

lol what... its not that bad

dynamo · Apr 3rd, 2006, 2:36:38 PM

*Knock knock*

"Jesus, is that you?"

"oshi!"

Arcturus · Apr 3rd, 2006, 2:37:34 PM

Also I forgot to mention that Carl's is the winner so far.

.astrokid · Apr 3rd, 2006, 7:16:07 PM

the only 'funny' in this thread is Carls joke @_!

:(

Xorglordwhipsass · Apr 3rd, 2006, 7:29:23 PM

ok this is just random:amen:

Acura · Apr 3rd, 2006, 7:41:54 PM

i thought the pancakes joke was cute

a horse walked into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?"

X----D

RicepigeonKKM · Apr 3rd, 2006, 8:21:55 PM

A black man walks into a bar with a duck on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where'd you get that?"

The duck responds "Africa, theyre all over the fucking place"

Classic.

Kikuichimonji · Apr 3rd, 2006, 8:51:27 PM

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are on a camping excursion. After a good meal and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night and went to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awakes and nudges his faithful friend. 'Watson," he says, "look up at the sky and tell me what you see." A tired Watson looked up and replied, "I see millions and millions of stars." "And what does that tell you, Watson?"

By now, Watson was wide awake and alert to the intellectual challenge that Holmes had laid down. He pondered for a minute and then replied carefully: "Astronomically, Holmes, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies, billions of stars, and potentially millions of planets like ours. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. From the standpoint of physics, it tells me that beams of light originating at times billions of years apart across our universe are striking our eyes simultaneously. Horologically, I deduce that the time is quarter past three. Meteorologically, I expect that we will have good weather tomorrow. And theologically, I can see how all powerful God is and how insignificant and small we are." Watson, quite proud of himself, turned to Holmes and asked, "What does it mean to you?" Holmes was silent for a moment, and then spoke. "Watson, you idiot, it means that someone has stolen our tent!"

Black Leather Jacket · Apr 3rd, 2006, 9:13:35 PM

A personal favorite [dirty joke]

Q: Why did the faggot get fired from the sperm bank?
A: Because he was caught drinking on the job!

RicepigeonKKM · Apr 3rd, 2006, 9:27:40 PM

Q.) How do you blindfold a chinese man?
A.) Dental Floss

Q.) Why do white folks go to black garage sales?
A.) To get their stuff back

Black man: "Wanna hear my new car?"
White man: "okay"
B.M.: "Honkie! Honkie!"
W.M.: "Wanna hear my new chainsaw?"
B.M.: "Sure"
W.M.: "RUN! NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA! RUNNN!! NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA"

moomoonerd · Apr 3rd, 2006, 10:19:17 PM

Hahaha. I always forget my jokes when it comes time that I actually need/want to remember them. :(

TheMusicMan · Apr 3rd, 2006, 11:15:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fat Kikuichimonji

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are on a camping excursion. After a good meal and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night and went to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awakes and nudges his faithful friend. 'Watson," he says, "look up at the sky and tell me what you see." A tired Watson looked up and replied, "I see millions and millions of stars." "And what does that tell you, Watson?"

By now, Watson was wide awake and alert to the intellectual challenge that Holmes had laid down. He pondered for a minute and then replied carefully: "Astronomically, Holmes, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies, billions of stars, and potentially millions of planets like ours. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. From the standpoint of physics, it tells me that beams of light originating at times billions of years apart across our universe are striking our eyes simultaneously. Horologically, I deduce that the time is quarter past three. Meteorologically, I expect that we will have good weather tomorrow. And theologically, I can see how all powerful God is and how insignificant and small we are." Watson, quite proud of himself, turned to Holmes and asked, "What does it mean to you?" Holmes was silent for a moment, and then spoke. "Watson, you idiot, it means that someone has stolen our tent!"

ROFLing.

Shiv · Apr 4th, 2006, 5:59:46 AM

^ Hahaha, the only joke I really like was this.

DM · Apr 4th, 2006, 9:17:18 AM

Would this be an inappropriate time to bust out the dead baby jokes?

Well, yes. Because they are NEVER appropriate.

Apr 3rd, 2006, 2:28:57 PM	#27
Arcturus Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 893 Los Angeles	^ Don't ever speak....EVER. __________________ ~ these atoms are liars

Apr 3rd, 2006, 2:36:38 PM	#29
dynamo Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 1,782 England	Knock knock "Jesus, is that you?" "oshi!" __________________ well you know I used to have a friend code here but then my wifi decided to be gay

Apr 3rd, 2006, 2:37:34 PM	#30
Arcturus Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 893 Los Angeles	Also I forgot to mention that Carl's is the winner so far. __________________ ~ these atoms are liars

Apr 3rd, 2006, 7:29:23 PM	#32
Xorglordwhipsass Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 15 at my computer	Right... ok this is just random:amen: __________________ i am me, you are not, piss off nigger there once was a man he live in japan, and when he logged on, this site ( named smogon) ... ... ... he was pelted by racism:amen: :lol: :confused: :o

Apr 3rd, 2006, 8:21:55 PM	#34
RicepigeonKKM Wait, who? Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 2,346	A black man walks into a bar with a duck on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where'd you get that?" The duck responds "Africa, theyre all over the fucking place" Classic. __________________ <Place an ad here>

Apr 3rd, 2006, 2:33:36 PM	#28
TheMusicMan Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 874 Michigan, USA	lol what... its not that bad

Apr 3rd, 2006, 7:16:07 PM	#31
.astrokid Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 473	the only 'funny' in this thread is Carls joke @_! :(

Apr 3rd, 2006, 7:41:54 PM	#33
Acura Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 841 amsterdam	i thought the pancakes joke was cute a horse walked into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?" X----D

Apr 3rd, 2006, 8:51:27 PM	#35
Kikuichimonji Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 1,526 USA	Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are on a camping excursion. After a good meal and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night and went to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awakes and nudges his faithful friend. 'Watson," he says, "look up at the sky and tell me what you see." A tired Watson looked up and replied, "I see millions and millions of stars." "And what does that tell you, Watson?" By now, Watson was wide awake and alert to the intellectual challenge that Holmes had laid down. He pondered for a minute and then replied carefully: "Astronomically, Holmes, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies, billions of stars, and potentially millions of planets like ours. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. From the standpoint of physics, it tells me that beams of light originating at times billions of years apart across our universe are striking our eyes simultaneously. Horologically, I deduce that the time is quarter past three. Meteorologically, I expect that we will have good weather tomorrow. And theologically, I can see how all powerful God is and how insignificant and small we are." Watson, quite proud of himself, turned to Holmes and asked, "What does it mean to you?" Holmes was silent for a moment, and then spoke. "Watson, you idiot, it means that someone has stolen our tent!"

Apr 3rd, 2006, 9:13:35 PM	#36
Black Leather Jacket Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 1,467	A personal favorite [dirty joke] Q: Why did the faggot get fired from the sperm bank? A: Because he was caught drinking on the job! __________________ Aspirine is safer than proteins I eat an aspirine everyday, it keeps your blood thin so it can get into every fibra in your muscles, makes you looked more jacked, like proteins but safer to your liver.

Apr 3rd, 2006, 9:27:40 PM	#37
RicepigeonKKM Wait, who? Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 2,346	Q.) How do you blindfold a chinese man? A.) Dental Floss Q.) Why do white folks go to black garage sales? A.) To get their stuff back Black man: "Wanna hear my new car?" White man: "okay" B.M.: "Honkie! Honkie!" W.M.: "Wanna hear my new chainsaw?" B.M.: "Sure" W.M.: "RUN! NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA! RUNNN!! NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA" __________________ <Place an ad here>

Apr 3rd, 2006, 10:19:17 PM	#38
moomoonerd Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 519	Hahaha. I always forget my jokes when it comes time that I actually need/want to remember them. :( __________________ skaspaakssa on Shoddy.

Apr 4th, 2006, 5:59:46 AM	#40
Shiv mostly harmless Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 5,820	^ Hahaha, the only joke I really like was this.

Apr 4th, 2006, 9:17:18 AM	#41
DM CHESTER COPPERPOTS Moderator Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 12,488 Location: Felony Butt Prison	Would this be an inappropriate time to bust out the dead baby jokes? Well, yes. Because they are NEVER appropriate. __________________ <Ninahaza> hey jumpman make sure to read DM's smocon 08 with her, its a great story but it has like 90% pictures half naked guys and you are in like 45% of those pics