Bird Mafia - Night 8 PLOT TWIST

Jimbo · Mar 28th, 2009, 8:49:48 AM

"Hello. I'm Alfred Hitchcock and I'm here to invite you to the wonderful world of birds. This is my pet, billymills, he's an adorable pelican."

"CAW CAW!"

"What? Pelicans don't caw, billy what's wrong?"

Suddenly Hitchcock noticed that it wasn't billymills who cawed, but a gigantic flock of angry birds swarming around him.

"Oh fffffffff"

The birds moved in, he never stood a chance. Hitchcock was quickly ripped to pieces.

"I'm taking over now bitch. My name is Jimbo, and I'm a puffin ^___^ It was my right hand bird billymills and I who were behind this gruesome attack!"

Billy the pelican flew over to the rest of the birds and opened his gigantic mouth,

"Thank you for coming to this oncoming battle. The winner (or winners) of this climactic battle will become the indisputable kings and queens of birds. Also, since we are birds, there is NO ROLLING THE HOST."

Basic rules:

1. Cycle.
Like other mafias, this game will cycle between Night and Day.
It is now Night 0. All kill based roles will fail tonight.
Day and Night will last approximately 48 hours, unless all Night PMs are sent, or a Lynch target has been decided on.

2. The lynch.
Votes must be in bold face. eg: Lynch darkie
If you are changing your vote, please make it clear who you are withdrawing a vote for.
If no lynch is wanted, No Lynch can be posted. If the majority of votes are No Lynch, then no one will be lynched.

3. Items.
A player may hold any number of items.
All items are stolen if targeted by a thief.
All items may be passed in the day or at night. PM billymills and Jimbo Night/Day x - Giving ITEM to USER.
Item passing has the lowest priority. This means you can't give your item away if you're about to be killed at night or lynched during the day.

4. Communication.
Feel free to contact Jimbo or billymills with any questions. If we decide not to answer, don't press us.
You are not allowed to Screenshot anything related to the game, including but not limited to IRC chats, Shoddy logs, AIM, MSN, etc.
You are not allowed to copy and paste any part of your role PM before Day 1.

5. Other.
This is a basic mafia. Hosted by beginners for beginners. The players who may be somewhat more experienced should keep this in mind.

6. Deadtalking
There will be absolutely no deadtalking. This means you cannot give out information or tell anyone what to do after you die. (Basically this means messing with the game after you die).
Evidence of this might get you banned from future mafia games.

7. All PMs should be sent to Jimbo and billymills, this is to help the game move faster.

8. Use as much deception as you wish, but under no circumstances can you impersonate Jimbo or billymills.

9. If you want to create a pastebin, mini-forum, or IRC channel (I recommend you make this hidden!), please tell Jimbo and billymills.

10. Misc. stuff
Action priorities are kept at my discretion, some users might know though.
There can be neutral player(s) in this game.
There is no villager role, everyone has SOMETHING special.
Don't be an asshole and try to ruin the game. Doing so could get you banned from forum games.

Jimbo · Mar 28th, 2009, 8:50:19 AM

All PMs should be sent. If you didn't get a PM and you're on the list please tell me!! Sorry to those who didn't get in :[

Players (picked randomly):
6. Twash
11. ExplorerAce
12. Sir_Lu
20. Thorns
21. Earthworm
22. TAY

Dead:
10. Bass - Neutral - Seagull - Lynched Day 1
15. ControllerOfFlames - Fucking Awesome Birds - Great Horned Owl - Killed Night 1
16. Bender - Fucking Awesome Birds - Hedwig - Killed Night 1
7. Kumar - Birds of Prey - Bald Eagle - Lynched Day 2
4. RB Golbat - Birds of Prey - Peregrine Falcon - Lynched Day 3
3. Jenigmat - Fucking Awesome Birds - Toucan - Killed Night 3
2. tennisace - Fucking Awesome Birds - Pidgeot - Killed Night 3
8. CyzirVisheen - Birds of Prey - Albatross - Lynched Day 4
5. moot - Fucking Awesome Birds - Heron - Lynched Day 5
13. Misaki-Chi - Fucking Awesome Birds - Barn Owl - Killed Night 5
1. Flounder - Fucking Awesome Birds - Penguin - Killed Night 5
23. yoshi! - Fucking Awesome Birds - Turkey - Lynched Day 6
9. Veedrock - Fucking Awesome Birds - Parrot - Killed Night 6
17. Scrubs - Birds of Prey - Vulture - Lynched Day 7
14. moi - Fucking Awesome Birds - Dragonite - Killed Night 7
19. Shade - Fucking Awesome Birds - Hummingbird - Killed Night 7
18. porygon3 - Fucking Awesome Birds - Goose - Lynched Day 8

Flounder · Mar 28th, 2009, 9:02:21 AM

!kill billymills

***RBG**** · Mar 28th, 2009, 9:03:18 AM

Flounder =/= Bird

Flounder can not enter

Flounder · Mar 28th, 2009, 9:04:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fat RB Golbat

Flounder =/= Bird

Flounder can not enter

technically you are not a bird either as Golbat is a bat and bats are mammals

***RBG**** · Mar 28th, 2009, 9:06:08 AM

Golbat can use Brave Bird, so I am able to participate

Jimbo · Mar 28th, 2009, 9:34:45 AM

All PMs have been sent.

Night 0 will end Sunday night, EST (GMT -5) at 7 PM

yoshi! · Mar 28th, 2009, 9:38:33 AM

Yoshi! used Final Smash! Yoshi! turned into a bird! :3

moi · Mar 28th, 2009, 10:27:58 AM

could i urge all the extinct birds to contact me

Veedrock · Mar 28th, 2009, 10:59:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fat Flounder

[17:17:12] <+Serenity> lolers moi is asking people to contact him
[17:17:12] <+Serenity> we saw how that ended last game

ooh burn

StrangerDanger · Mar 28th, 2009, 2:23:28 PM

this has to be a joke

moot · Mar 28th, 2009, 2:24:57 PM

i call gimmick until i see a role pm but jimbo had some good ideas when we were talking on IRC so i'm actually kinda interested to see how it plays out

there better be a moot- the Adelie Penguin role :3

GTS · Mar 28th, 2009, 2:51:39 PM

i don't think it would be allowed if it were a joke

Thorns · Mar 28th, 2009, 5:13:56 PM

bg protect.

EDIT: oh night 0 I'm dumb

Shiv · Mar 28th, 2009, 5:38:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fat StrangerDanger

this has to be a joke

i agree man, i just dont know how this theme could be made fun, i hope jimbo managed to do it though!

tennisace · Mar 28th, 2009, 6:13:37 PM

Help I've lost my flock

Oh wait I'm on the Flock browser

Jimbo · Mar 28th, 2009, 6:58:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fat Jimbo

Night 0 will end Sunday night, EST (GMT -5) at 7 PM

Just making sure everyone sees this :)

I've gotten a few Night PMs. Just so everyone knows, killers don't need to send anything in.

edit crap I double posted.
err yea this isn't a joke ^_^

Thorns · Mar 28th, 2009, 8:40:00 PM

FALCON PUNCH

haha get it

anyway, i am neutral. first person to pm me gets my services

as in the village. i don't even know who the village are so if you could contact me that would be stellar

Flounder · Mar 28th, 2009, 9:00:24 PM

thorns is a lying liar who is lying out of his lying hole
and a deceiver
do not trust him.

Thorns · Mar 28th, 2009, 10:43:21 PM

i understand your concern however i am really neutral and i am interested in winning with the village

Veedrock · Mar 29th, 2009, 12:12:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fat CyzirVisheen

Attention Inspector:

Could you please come out and identify yourself, either in this thread or privately with...me...? We must get into contact ASAP, at least before Night 0 ends ;_;.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fat Martin Luther King Jr.

We must learn to live together as brothers or perish together as fools

**billymills** · Mar 29th, 2009, 7:04:28 PM

You've all had plenty of time.

Night 0 is over. (PMs to come shortly.) You all emerge from the various places you've been plotting in.
You all head towards the center of the village, to the surprise of all, there are actually no deaths. What a relief.
You all start murmuring between yourselves, awaiting a decision on someone to lynch.

It is now Day 1. It will end when either a majority is reached, or at 5:30 EST Tuesday.

blue_light · Mar 29th, 2009, 8:02:14 PM

Lynch Billymills

***jumpluff**** · Mar 29th, 2009, 10:44:00 PM

Hello, fabulous villagers and mafia, my fellow avian friends. I'm Misaki-chi, and today we are lynching BASS THE SILENCER. Why should you listen to me? Because he has been independently investigated and is not one of our faction, and another bird gave me good logs that suggest he is in fact the silencer. All of my allied villager birds, kindly join up with me and send me your role PMs. You should know from my post if you are one of our fucking awesome brethren! If we want to win this game, it is ABSOLUTELY IMPERATIVE I unite you guys. The bodyguard should protect me tomorrow night because I have exposed my role (inspector). If you could all help me lynch Bass then that'd be wonderful~ ^_^

Lynch Bass

Shiv · Mar 29th, 2009, 11:02:59 PM

"dont trust her lies"

replace her with his and tell me where the quote comes from.

first person gets 10 points extra in FE mafia!

(just fyi im not playing in this game, this was just a fun comment, dont let it have any bearings on your game or whatever)

Mar 28th, 2009, 8:49:48 AM	#1
Jimbo it's a revolution, i suppose Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 3,572 New Jersey	Bird Mafia - Night 8 PLOT TWIST "Hello. I'm Alfred Hitchcock and I'm here to invite you to the wonderful world of birds. This is my pet, billymills, he's an adorable pelican." "CAW CAW!" "What? Pelicans don't caw, billy what's wrong?" Suddenly Hitchcock noticed that it wasn't billymills who cawed, but a gigantic flock of angry birds swarming around him. "Oh fffffffff" The birds moved in, he never stood a chance. Hitchcock was quickly ripped to pieces. "I'm taking over now bitch. My name is Jimbo, and I'm a puffin ^___^ It was my right hand bird billymills and I who were behind this gruesome attack!" Billy the pelican flew over to the rest of the birds and opened his gigantic mouth, "Thank you for coming to this oncoming battle. The winner (or winners) of this climactic battle will become the indisputable kings and queens of birds. Also, since we are birds, there is NO ROLLING THE HOST." Basic rules: 1. Cycle. Like other mafias, this game will cycle between Night and Day. It is now Night 0. All kill based roles will fail tonight. Day and Night will last approximately 48 hours, unless all Night PMs are sent, or a Lynch target has been decided on. 2. The lynch. Votes must be in bold face. eg: Lynch darkie If you are changing your vote, please make it clear who you are withdrawing a vote for. If no lynch is wanted, No Lynch can be posted. If the majority of votes are No Lynch, then no one will be lynched. 3. Items. A player may hold any number of items. All items are stolen if targeted by a thief. All items may be passed in the day or at night. PM billymills and Jimbo Night/Day x - Giving ITEM to USER. Item passing has the lowest priority. This means you can't give your item away if you're about to be killed at night or lynched during the day. 4. Communication. Feel free to contact Jimbo or billymills with any questions. If we decide not to answer, don't press us. You are not allowed to Screenshot anything related to the game, including but not limited to IRC chats, Shoddy logs, AIM, MSN, etc. You are not allowed to copy and paste any part of your role PM before Day 1. 5. Other. This is a basic mafia. Hosted by beginners for beginners. The players who may be somewhat more experienced should keep this in mind. 6. Deadtalking There will be absolutely no deadtalking. This means you cannot give out information or tell anyone what to do after you die. (Basically this means messing with the game after you die). Evidence of this might get you banned from future mafia games. 7. All PMs should be sent to Jimbo and billymills, this is to help the game move faster. 8. Use as much deception as you wish, but under no circumstances can you impersonate Jimbo or billymills. 9. If you want to create a pastebin, mini-forum, or IRC channel (I recommend you make this hidden!), please tell Jimbo and billymills. 10. Misc. stuff Action priorities are kept at my discretion, some users might know though. There can be neutral player(s) in this game. There is no villager role, everyone has SOMETHING special. Don't be an asshole and try to ruin the game. Doing so could get you banned from forum games.

Mar 28th, 2009, 8:50:19 AM	#2
Jimbo it's a revolution, i suppose Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 3,572 New Jersey	All PMs should be sent. If you didn't get a PM and you're on the list please tell me!! Sorry to those who didn't get in :[ Players (picked randomly): 6. Twash 11. ExplorerAce 12. Sir_Lu 20. Thorns 21. Earthworm 22. TAY Dead: *10. Bass - Neutral - Seagull - Lynched Day 1* *15. ControllerOfFlames - Fucking Awesome Birds - Great Horned Owl - Killed Night 1* *16. Bender - Fucking Awesome Birds - Hedwig - Killed Night 1* *7. Kumar - Birds of Prey - Bald Eagle - Lynched Day 2* 4. RB Golbat - Birds of Prey - Peregrine Falcon - Lynched Day 3 *3. Jenigmat - Fucking Awesome Birds - Toucan - Killed Night 3* *2. tennisace - Fucking Awesome Birds - Pidgeot - Killed Night 3* *8. CyzirVisheen - Birds of Prey - Albatross - Lynched Day 4* *5. moot - Fucking Awesome Birds - Heron - Lynched Day 5* *13. Misaki-Chi - Fucking Awesome Birds - Barn Owl - Killed Night 5* *1. Flounder - Fucking Awesome Birds - Penguin - Killed Night 5* *23. yoshi! - Fucking Awesome Birds - Turkey - Lynched Day 6* *9. Veedrock - Fucking Awesome Birds - Parrot - Killed Night 6* *17. Scrubs - Birds of Prey - Vulture - Lynched Day 7* *14. moi - Fucking Awesome Birds - Dragonite - Killed Night 7* *19. Shade - Fucking Awesome Birds - Hummingbird - Killed Night 7* *18. porygon3 - Fucking Awesome Birds - Goose - Lynched Day 8* Last edited by Jimbo; Apr 23rd, 2009 at 4:20:33 PM.

Mar 28th, 2009, 9:02:21 AM	#3
Flounder Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 829 In a beautiful place out in the country	!kill billymills __________________ You are transfixed, you are forgetting just to breathe

Mar 28th, 2009, 9:03:18 AM	#4
*RBG It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything. Super Moderator** Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 3,230 Home: Goshen Scout Reservation	Flounder =/= Bird Flounder can not enter __________________ Alder: N, even if we don't understand each other, that's not a reason to reject each other. There are two sides to an argument. Is there one point of view that has all the answers? Give it some thought.

Mar 28th, 2009, 9:06:08 AM	#6
*RBG It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything. Super Moderator** Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 3,230 Home: Goshen Scout Reservation	Golbat can use Brave Bird, so I am able to participate __________________ Alder: N, even if we don't understand each other, that's not a reason to reject each other. There are two sides to an argument. Is there one point of view that has all the answers? Give it some thought.

Mar 28th, 2009, 9:34:45 AM	#7
Jimbo it's a revolution, i suppose Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 3,572 New Jersey	All PMs have been sent. Night 0 will end Sunday night, EST (GMT -5) at 7 PM

Mar 28th, 2009, 2:23:28 PM	#11
StrangerDanger the wind is passing by. Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 1,763 Santa Monica, CA	this has to be a joke __________________ transformation complete

Mar 28th, 2009, 2:24:57 PM	#12
moot Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 2,144 Seattle, WA	i call gimmick until i see a role pm but jimbo had some good ideas when we were talking on IRC so i'm actually kinda interested to see how it plays out there better be a moot- the Adelie Penguin role :3 __________________ My friends, I'm only flesh and bone But I won't let you die alone

Mar 28th, 2009, 2:51:39 PM	#13
GTS Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 2,133 G0IN G0LD	i don't think it would be allowed if it were a joke __________________ alphabetically, i'm comin after U like the letter V

Mar 28th, 2009, 5:13:56 PM	#14
Thorns Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 4,291 outrun my gun	bg protect. EDIT: oh night 0 I'm dumb __________________ [19:01:02] <pookar> can u go 30/12/20 with karthus? fuckhead [19:01:26] <@LonelyNess> I can die more than that if I put my mind to it [19:01:43] <@LonelyNess> in fact I can die more than that even if I don't put my mind to it

Mar 28th, 2009, 6:13:37 PM	#16
tennisace RIDE OR DIE MOTHERFUCKERS ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 5,237	Help I've lost my flock Oh wait I'm on the Flock browser __________________ ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ

Mar 28th, 2009, 8:40:00 PM	#18
Thorns Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 4,291 outrun my gun	FALCON PUNCH haha get it anyway, i am neutral. first person to pm me gets my services as in the village. i don't even know who the village are so if you could contact me that would be stellar __________________ [19:01:02] <pookar> can u go 30/12/20 with karthus? fuckhead [19:01:26] <@LonelyNess> I can die more than that if I put my mind to it [19:01:43] <@LonelyNess> in fact I can die more than that even if I don't put my mind to it

Mar 28th, 2009, 9:00:24 PM	#19
Flounder Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 829 In a beautiful place out in the country	thorns is a lying liar who is lying out of his lying hole and a deceiver do not trust him. __________________ You are transfixed, you are forgetting just to breathe

Mar 28th, 2009, 10:43:21 PM	#20
Thorns Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 4,291 outrun my gun	i understand your concern however i am really neutral and i am interested in winning with the village __________________ [19:01:02] <pookar> can u go 30/12/20 with karthus? fuckhead [19:01:26] <@LonelyNess> I can die more than that if I put my mind to it [19:01:43] <@LonelyNess> in fact I can die more than that even if I don't put my mind to it

Mar 29th, 2009, 8:02:14 PM	#23
blue_light Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 876	Lynch Billymills __________________ Greg Jennings, he puts his team on his back

Mar 29th, 2009, 10:44:00 PM	#24
*jumpluff just came to say hello Super Moderator** Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 5,377 Location: Australia Mentor	Hello, fabulous villagers and mafia, my fellow avian friends. I'm Misaki-chi, and today we are lynching BASS THE SILENCER. Why should you listen to me? Because he has been independently investigated and is not one of our faction, and another bird gave me good logs that suggest he is in fact the silencer. All of my allied villager birds, kindly join up with me and send me your role PMs. You should know from my post if you are one of our fucking awesome brethren! If we want to win this game, it is ABSOLUTELY IMPERATIVE I unite you guys. The bodyguard should protect me tomorrow night because I have exposed my role (inspector). If you could all help me lynch Bass then that'd be wonderful~ ^_^ Lynch Bass __________________

Mar 29th, 2009, 11:02:59 PM	#25
Shiv mostly harmless Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 5,820	"dont trust her lies" replace her with his and tell me where the quote comes from. first person gets 10 points extra in FE mafia! (just fyi im not playing in this game, this was just a fun comment, dont let it have any bearings on your game or whatever)