BILLY MAYS HERE - Page 3

VirtualKaraokeCircusAct · Oct 25th, 2009, 12:02:33 AM

thank you for calling consumer relations, our hours are monday through friday, from 9 am to 5pm eastern. Our offices are closed at this time. (french)

Billy Mays · Oct 25th, 2009, 12:03:44 AM

YOU NEED TO CALL BACK DURING THEIR HOURS AND THEN PURCHASE THESE FABULOUS PRODUCTS FOR ONLY $19.95

Diana · Oct 25th, 2009, 12:04:30 AM

Wow, there's two of them now.

Hey Vince, the shamwow was a sham, I had to catch a Vaporeon to absorb the water.

VirtualKaraokeCircusAct · Oct 25th, 2009, 12:09:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fat Diana

Wow, there's two of them now.

Hey Vince, the shamwow was a sham, I had to catch a Vaporeon to absorb the water.

problem is vappy just "melts away into water"
that would never happen with the sham wow!

Billy Mays · Oct 25th, 2009, 12:12:05 AM

ZORBEEZ ARE MADE OUT OF PURE 100% QUAGSIRE THEY CAN ABSORB ANYTHING COFFEE SODA EVEN RED WINE. THEY'LL EVEN ABSORB YOU SO ACT FAST

Ivysaur · Oct 25th, 2009, 12:15:33 AM

But Billy, I'm allergic to Quagsire!

Can I get one made out of Lapras?

The Koopinator · Oct 25th, 2009, 12:16:19 AM

I remember one time I took my mewtwo to pokemon tower and it got scared of the ghosts.

I thought to myself, "this game is bullshit"

Billy Mays · Oct 25th, 2009, 12:16:53 AM

NOT ONLY THAT, BUT I'LL TRIPLE THE OFFER! THAT'S THREE LAPRAS ZORBEEZ, ALL FOR ONLY $19.95!

Ivysaur · Oct 25th, 2009, 12:18:38 AM

WELL HOT DOG

I'LL CALL RIGHT AWAY

LonelyNess · Oct 25th, 2009, 12:26:16 AM

This is a 5 star thread

KnightoftheWind · Oct 25th, 2009, 12:43:17 AM

Can I get a Poliwrath Shamwow? Sometimes I need liquid absorbers with some extra punch.

***Cathy***** · Oct 25th, 2009, 1:06:59 AM

I just cleaned up this thread using the unparalleled absorbent abilities of the Zorbeez. Definitely worth the $19.95.

Despotar · Oct 25th, 2009, 1:43:38 AM

XDD What a weird idea

Umbreon Dan · Oct 25th, 2009, 3:44:21 AM

:|

not seeing the humour

Mountain Dewgong · Oct 25th, 2009, 4:41:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fat Umbreon Dan

:|

not seeing the humour

My thoughts exactly.
All i see is thousands of sub par Tyranidos posts and caps spam.

**Deck Knight** · Oct 25th, 2009, 4:45:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fat Mountain Dewgong

My thoughts exactly.
All i see is thousands of sub par Tyranidos posts and caps spam.

I thought these were all billymills posts and ignored them entirely...

Doctor Heartbreak · Oct 25th, 2009, 5:14:17 AM

what are you faggots talking about, this thread is hilarious

***Mekkah***** · Oct 25th, 2009, 5:38:37 AM

bwhaahahahaha

TEA_DEMON · Oct 25th, 2009, 6:38:38 AM

CAN THIS PRODUCT EVEN ABSORB THE SEMEN I EJACULATED WHILE READING THIS THREAD?

Witnessed · Oct 25th, 2009, 7:56:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fat KnightoftheWind

Can I get a Poliwrath Shamwow? Sometimes I need liquid absorbers with some extra punch.

You following me cameraguy?

Broth3r · Oct 25th, 2009, 8:12:32 AM

I'd buy it, but i'm on the DEAD credit list.

B-Lulz · Oct 25th, 2009, 8:22:02 AM

These guys made me miss Billy Mays =(.

Oh awesome thread btw.

Zach · Oct 25th, 2009, 8:34:29 AM

nice thread

**cookie** · Oct 25th, 2009, 8:48:35 AM

5-fucking-starred

Blue_Tornado · Oct 25th, 2009, 9:15:57 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwgCN...1&feature=fvwp

This thing is a big scam =/

Oct 25th, 2009, 12:02:33 AM	#51
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Oct 25th, 2009, 12:04:30 AM	#53
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Oct 25th, 2009, 12:16:53 AM	#58
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Oct 25th, 2009, 12:03:44 AM	#52
Billy Mays Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 24	YOU NEED TO CALL BACK DURING THEIR HOURS AND THEN PURCHASE THESE FABULOUS PRODUCTS FOR ONLY $19.95

Oct 25th, 2009, 12:12:05 AM	#55
Billy Mays Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 24	ZORBEEZ ARE MADE OUT OF PURE 100% QUAGSIRE THEY CAN ABSORB ANYTHING COFFEE SODA EVEN RED WINE. THEY'LL EVEN ABSORB YOU SO ACT FAST

Oct 25th, 2009, 12:15:33 AM	#56
Ivysaur Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 329 ／人 ◕ ‿‿ ◕ 人＼	But Billy, I'm allergic to Quagsire! Can I get one made out of Lapras?

Oct 25th, 2009, 12:18:38 AM	#59
Ivysaur Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 329 ／人 ◕ ‿‿ ◕ 人＼	WELL HOT DOG I'LL CALL RIGHT AWAY

Oct 25th, 2009, 12:26:16 AM	#60
LonelyNess Want my opinion? Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 2,917	This is a 5 star thread

Oct 25th, 2009, 1:06:59 AM	#62
*Cathy* Administrator** Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 1,051	I just cleaned up this thread using the unparalleled absorbent abilities of the Zorbeez. Definitely worth the $19.95.

Oct 25th, 2009, 1:43:38 AM	#63
Despotar Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 1,119 Fort Worth, TX	XDD What a weird idea __________________ 1506-0469-4826. My trade thread!

Oct 25th, 2009, 3:44:21 AM	#64
Umbreon Dan Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 3,185 kiss my ass, this is a holy site.	:\| not seeing the humour __________________ 9.9 dan likes to ramble <@Fatecrashers> im really gay <@Fatecrashers> and i might fart rainbows

Oct 25th, 2009, 5:14:17 AM	#67
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Oct 25th, 2009, 6:38:38 AM	#69
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Oct 25th, 2009, 8:12:32 AM	#71
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Oct 25th, 2009, 8:34:29 AM	#73
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Oct 25th, 2009, 8:48:35 AM	#74
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Oct 25th, 2009, 9:15:57 AM	#75
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