BILLY MAYS HERE - Page 5

**cookie** · Oct 25th, 2009, 9:34:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Fat DM

hey man, I just wanted to let you know someone shot paintballs all over your avatar

just fyi

help they got me too

Oddish On Fire · Oct 25th, 2009, 9:53:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Fat cookie

help they got me too

Please tell me this doesn't become like the new Sugimori art fad, where everyone made a Pokemon their avatar.

**cookie** · Oct 25th, 2009, 10:02:48 PM

i've been jackson pollock'd

Billy Mays · Oct 26th, 2009, 4:06:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Fat Atheist Cult

You're supposed to be dead, Billy Mays. How are you contacting us?

HI BILLY MAYS HERE WITH LAVENDER RADIO TOWER.

TIRED OF BEING DEAD?

SICK OF FINAL RESTING PLACE BEING TURNED IN TO A REGIONAL BROADCASTING CENTER?

WELL NOT ANY MORE.

NOW BILLY MAYS IS INVADING YOUR AIR WAVES. THIS IS FOR RADIO, THE TEACHY TV, EVEN INTERNET. THAT'S RIGHT. BILLY MAYS HAS EVEN INVADED YOUR NINTENDO WFC BY MEANS OF THE AFTERLIFE.

HOW CAN I PASS ON? IN JUST TWO EASY STEPS, YOU CAN HELP EXHUME MY REMAINS FROM MR. FUJI'S BASEMENT AND HELP ME REACH THE NEXT PLAIN.

HI BILLY MAYS AGAIN. TIRED OF LOOKING FOR MORTAL REMAINS IN AN UNMARKED FLOOR?

FIND YOURSELF WANDERING AIMLESSLY, ALWAYS TAPPING A BUT FINDING NOTHING?

BILLY MAYS HERE WITH THE ITEMFINDER. JUST APPLY TO SELECT AND ACTIVATE.

THE SOUND BEEPS IN YOUR EAR, TO SHOW ITEMS ARE NEAR.

BUT I'M NOT DONE YET. CALL NOW AND I'LL TRIPLE THE OFFER, AND I'LL ALSO INCLUDE THIS DOWSING APP ABSOLUTELY FREE. YOU WON'T EVEN HAVE TO PAY SEPARATE SHIPPING AND HANDLING.

THAT'S THREE ITEM FINDERS AND THE DOWSING APP ALL FOR ONLY $19.95

SO CALL RIGHT NOW

KnightoftheWind · Oct 26th, 2009, 4:32:39 AM

HI ITS KNIGHT WITH GRACIDEA. YOU GONNA BE IN A GREAT MOOD ALL DAY BECAUSE YOU'RE GOING TO BE SLAPPING YOUR SHAYMIN'S TROUBLES AWAY WITH THE GRACIDEA.

NOW LOOK, HERE'S A SHAYMIN. USE IT ONCE, YOU GOT AN EXCELLENT SWEEPER. GIVE IT A CHOICE SCARF. REVENGE KILLER IN A SECOND. LOOK AT THIS. IF YOU GIVE IT AIR SLASH, THE MORE YOU USE IT, THE HAXIER IT GETS, YOU DON'T NEED TO SWITCH ANY MOVES!

NOW, YOU LOVE SUBSEEDERS, YOU HATE HOW SLOW THEY ARE. YOU KNOW YOU HATE LOW SPEED SUBSEEDERS, THAT'S WHY YOU DON'T HAVE ANY SUBSEEDERS IN YOUR TEAMS! WATCH THIS, GRACIDEA, SUBSEEDER! I LOVE DIVERSE TEAMS TOO, BUT FOR ONCE IN A WHILE, GET THE GRASS TYPES IN. AT LEAST THROW THEM INTO THE TEAM. YOU GONNA CHANGE YOUR PLAYING HABITS. OFFENSE, STALL, BALANCE. YOU GET IN 5 SECONDS. 4-5 SECONDS IT'S DONE.

THIS THING, THIS SHAYMIN, LOOKS BORING. STOP HAVING A BORING SHAYMIN, STOP HAVING A BORING LIFE. ADD THE GRACIDEA, NOW YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE A NICE SHAYMIN SKY FORME. LOOK AT THIS, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE AN EXCITING LIFE NOW!

Optimusje · Oct 26th, 2009, 5:08:04 AM

Hi Billy Mays, I tried calling but I got connected to a Russian sounding prostitute jynx. Is this right or did I misdial? I'd love to have three itemfinders!

ThePatriot · Oct 26th, 2009, 6:46:38 AM

billy can i bring you back to life if i use a silph scope on you?

Masamune · Oct 26th, 2009, 7:01:01 AM

Three item finders AND dowsing app for $19.95?

What a bargain

Blue_Tornado · Oct 26th, 2009, 10:58:34 AM

He's fucking back?

Billy Mays · Oct 26th, 2009, 4:39:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Fat ThePatriot

billy can i bring you back to life if i use a silph scope on you?

WELL YOU HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE, SO YOU MIGHT AS WELL CALL NOW!

monkfish · Oct 26th, 2009, 4:43:31 PM

must be some american thing

Trick Room · Oct 26th, 2009, 5:47:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Fat m0nkfish

must be some american thing

yeah, we have all the fun.

Galactic Boss Cyrus · Oct 26th, 2009, 6:21:17 PM

Ah, Billy Mays... I would send him my condolences if it weren't for the fact that he had it coming.

Tyranidos · Oct 26th, 2009, 7:20:07 PM

billy, how scared were you when the airplane you were on blew its tires?

how bad did your head hurt when you hit it according to this scale:

Lord Blood · Oct 26th, 2009, 7:27:41 PM

I'll buy it, just send it to the following address:

9001 No Fucking Way Street
OVER9000 New York, New York

But, is there a way I can get this over the phone?

B-Lulz · Oct 26th, 2009, 7:48:08 PM

This guy knows how to pitch a product, fucking quality.

dialga_438 · Oct 27th, 2009, 7:10:40 AM

roflcopter this is brilliant ahahahahahahahahahahaha

NESgamer · Oct 27th, 2009, 4:59:25 PM

I just want to buy the Go-goggles already!

monkfish · Oct 27th, 2009, 5:20:36 PM

personally i preferred dialga_437

DM · Oct 27th, 2009, 6:45:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Fat m0nkfish

personally i preferred dialga_437

2nd

I think this thread could do with a good ol' "clean 'n' lock"

I think Billy sells that, actually

blue_light · Oct 27th, 2009, 10:45:04 PM

It looks like Michael Jackson has achieved his dream of being a little girl, the plane is now leaving for its one stop destination: Hell.

~~oh baby~~ · Oct 27th, 2009, 11:14:03 PM

billy mays part was good, rest of the people trying to troll just ruined it.

Swaggersaurus · Oct 28th, 2009, 12:38:54 AM

good threads should autolock

ivar · Oct 28th, 2009, 12:53:48 AM

Game set lock

Oct 26th, 2009, 4:32:39 AM	#105
KnightoftheWind Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 2,067 Way past cool	HI ITS KNIGHT WITH GRACIDEA. YOU GONNA BE IN A GREAT MOOD ALL DAY BECAUSE YOU'RE GOING TO BE SLAPPING YOUR SHAYMIN'S TROUBLES AWAY WITH THE GRACIDEA. NOW LOOK, HERE'S A SHAYMIN. USE IT ONCE, YOU GOT AN EXCELLENT SWEEPER. GIVE IT A CHOICE SCARF. REVENGE KILLER IN A SECOND. LOOK AT THIS. IF YOU GIVE IT AIR SLASH, THE MORE YOU USE IT, THE HAXIER IT GETS, YOU DON'T NEED TO SWITCH ANY MOVES! NOW, YOU LOVE SUBSEEDERS, YOU HATE HOW SLOW THEY ARE. YOU KNOW YOU HATE LOW SPEED SUBSEEDERS, THAT'S WHY YOU DON'T HAVE ANY SUBSEEDERS IN YOUR TEAMS! WATCH THIS, GRACIDEA, SUBSEEDER! I LOVE DIVERSE TEAMS TOO, BUT FOR ONCE IN A WHILE, GET THE GRASS TYPES IN. AT LEAST THROW THEM INTO THE TEAM. YOU GONNA CHANGE YOUR PLAYING HABITS. OFFENSE, STALL, BALANCE. YOU GET IN 5 SECONDS. 4-5 SECONDS IT'S DONE. THIS THING, THIS SHAYMIN, LOOKS BORING. STOP HAVING A BORING SHAYMIN, STOP HAVING A BORING LIFE. ADD THE GRACIDEA, NOW YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE A NICE SHAYMIN SKY FORME. LOOK AT THIS, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE AN EXCITING LIFE NOW! __________________ To live a life of power, you must have faith that what you believe is right, even if others tell you you're wrong. The first thing you must do to live a life of power is to find courage. You must be ready to reach beyond the boundaries of Time itself. And to do that, all you need is the will to take that first step....

Oct 26th, 2009, 5:08:04 AM	#106
Optimusje Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 896 Occupation: Walker	Hi Billy Mays, I tried calling but I got connected to a Russian sounding prostitute jynx. Is this right or did I misdial? I'd love to have three itemfinders! __________________ #webfoot Pokemon Closet Players [18:14:20] <~forks> conquering these crippling insecurities of mine, and whatnot [18:14:21] <~forks> so that [18:14:27] <~forks> i will get fewer fucks

Oct 26th, 2009, 6:46:38 AM	#107
ThePatriot Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 213 us east	billy can i bring you back to life if i use a silph scope on you? __________________ http://www.youtube.com/user/SmogonU Go there. NOW!!!!!

Oct 26th, 2009, 10:58:34 AM	#109
Blue_Tornado Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 2,898 Phantastic	He's fucking back? __________________ .

Oct 26th, 2009, 6:21:17 PM	#113
Galactic Boss Cyrus Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 339 Galactic HQ	Ah, Billy Mays... I would send him my condolences if it weren't for the fact that he had it coming. __________________ Team Galactic is currently accepting new recruits! Join and immerse yourself in the power of the cosmos!

Oct 25th, 2009, 10:02:48 PM	#103
cookie Moderator Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 7,038	i've been jackson pollock'd

Oct 26th, 2009, 7:01:01 AM	#108
Masamune Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 1,486	Three item finders AND dowsing app for $19.95? What a bargain

Oct 26th, 2009, 4:43:31 PM	#111
monkfish what are birds? Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 5,002 we just don't know.	must be some american thing

Oct 26th, 2009, 7:27:41 PM	#115
Lord Blood Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 652 NJ	I'll buy it, just send it to the following address: 9001 No Fucking Way Street OVER9000 New York, New York But, is there a way I can get this over the phone? __________________ I'm Back! Message me if you want me to rate your teams. Wifi/BW OU only!

Oct 27th, 2009, 7:10:40 AM	#117
dialga_438 Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 93 riding on a ROFLCOPTER	roflcopter this is brilliant ahahahahahahahahahahaha __________________ I will nickname my 'Cyclohm' Thunderdick for lack of a good name for the CAP8. Copy and paste it if you will too.

Oct 27th, 2009, 4:59:25 PM	#118
NESgamer Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 1,871 Death Heim	I just want to buy the Go-goggles already! __________________

Oct 27th, 2009, 5:20:36 PM	#119
monkfish what are birds? Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 5,002 we just don't know.	personally i preferred dialga_437

Oct 27th, 2009, 10:45:04 PM	#121
blue_light Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 876	It looks like Michael Jackson has achieved his dream of being a little girl, the plane is now leaving for its one stop destination: Hell. __________________ Greg Jennings, he puts his team on his back

Oct 27th, 2009, 11:14:03 PM	#122
~~oh baby~~ Banned deucer. Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 15	billy mays part was good, rest of the people trying to troll just ruined it.

Oct 28th, 2009, 12:38:54 AM	#123
Swaggersaurus I DON'T NEED A MAN Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 4,793 I DON'T NEED A MAN	good threads should autolock __________________ everybody needs a hobby

Oct 28th, 2009, 12:53:48 AM	#124
ivar Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 1,400 recovering at name change rehab	Game set lock