[Standard] Troll NOC Mafia Game Over - Mafia Wins!

vonFiedler · Jan 19th, 2011, 2:58:16 PM

Approved by Earthworm

Once upon a time there was this village where everyone was overworked and unhappy but at least there wasn't any organized crime. Then there was organized crime. So a family of made men decide to invade the foggy town and take over. YOU SHOULD READ THIS STORY CAREFULLY, IT IS GAME RELEVANT. The mafia was looking for STARS because STARS are the key to controlling the town so they all went off to look for STARS.

Some Fuckin Rules

Players List (Randomized)
capefeather
Fangren
reyscarface

Dead:
Yeti
LightWolf
Aura Guardian
Da Letter El
zorbees
Phantasia jigglypuffers42
Agape UncleSam
Pidge
Eo Ut Mortus
Altair
theangryscientist
Nook wickdaggler
Kharozz
smashlloyd20
polelover44
Johann Fatecrashers
Server_Crash
HitoriRaven
JB25
Spiffy
UltraPorygon
terrador14

It is now Night 0. There are no kills. Night 0 ends in 48 hours.

polelover44 · Jan 19th, 2011, 3:05:06 PM

first.

I am very excite.

Fangren · Jan 19th, 2011, 3:05:56 PM

First NOC game on smogon, I'm excited.

Da Letter El · Jan 19th, 2011, 3:11:04 PM

GUYS, I HAVE THE SANDS

ALL USERS WHO WANT THE SANDS CONTACT ME OUTSIDE OF THE THREAD

Franklin · Jan 19th, 2011, 3:32:50 PM

YOU JIVE CRACKAS BETTER PRAY TO YO GOD CAUSE YOU'LL NEED ALL THE LUCK YOU CAN GET

GET YO WHITE ASSES TO #50,000

Blue_Tornado · Jan 19th, 2011, 3:35:07 PM

All PMs out.

go

polelover44 · Jan 19th, 2011, 3:38:37 PM

I am going.

Aura Guardian · Jan 19th, 2011, 3:43:23 PM

Good luck, everyone.

Quagsires · Jan 19th, 2011, 3:50:08 PM

My priority was sky high. How did I not get in?

And where's the IRC channel for the NOC so I can troll?

(Willing to Sub)

vonFiedler · Jan 19th, 2011, 3:54:08 PM

There's trolling, and then there's you are like the 5th person to make the same joke.

js

Spiffy · Jan 19th, 2011, 4:02:35 PM

I would be very excite if I loved poles too.

Acklow · Jan 19th, 2011, 4:08:58 PM

Just here to troll Spiffy, Lynch Spiffy...ah the good ol' days...

Engineer Pikachu · Jan 19th, 2011, 4:10:26 PM

Fangren, I think Lockdown was an NOC as well, and it was Cardflip Off, too. Also, I'm willing to sub if one is needed.

Fangren · Jan 19th, 2011, 4:24:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fat Engineer Pikachu

Fangren, I think Lockdown was an NOC as well, and it was Cardflip Off, too. Also, I'm willing to sub if one is needed.

I meant that it was my first NOC game on smogon...

Altair · Jan 19th, 2011, 4:39:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fat polelover44

first.

I am very excite.

Only a mafia man would be very excite about his role. Suspicious? I think so!!!!!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fat Fangren

First NOC game on smogon, I'm excited.

Here Fangren implies that he is a noob to noc, thus will get a simple role such as villager. However, my fellow villagers, we mustn't be fooled by such blasphemy!! He is probably a shady mafia man, shadily cackling at us in a shady corner while doing shady deeds.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fat Da Letter El

GUYS, I HAVE THE SANDS

ALL USERS WHO WANT THE SANDS CONTACT ME OUTSIDE OF THE THREAD

The SANDS are obviously an item that would go to a mafia. Plus if you rearrange the letters in his fiendish name, you get "I am mafia". I've got my finger of suspicion(c) on you!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fat Blue_Tornado

All PMs out.

go

Here user blue_tornado tries to keep up his obvious facade as a host by informing us (taking an educated guess more like) that all PMs were sent out. I am pretty sure that this man is the wolf among us sheep, pretending to be but a creator when he is in fact a destroyer!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fat Aura Guardian

Good luck, everyone.

Good luck?? The only luck you'll be giving is to your fellow mafia teammates when we lynch your ass.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fat Fangren

I meant that it was my first NOC game on smogon...

Fangren quickly hops on the defensive, perceiving a threat to his facade as a village idiot. This is only confirming my previous suspicions of you, you shady man!

In summary, everyone is mafia except me.

Johann · Jan 19th, 2011, 4:55:05 PM

Ampharos mafia will still probably be a bigger troll than this.

theangryscientist · Jan 19th, 2011, 5:05:54 PM

altair is being far too quick to point fingers
surely he is mafia

Johann · Jan 19th, 2011, 5:22:02 PM

Also, what is the irc channel for this game? We need an irc channel for a good game right?

right??

right???

right????

Quagsires · Jan 19th, 2011, 5:26:04 PM

#channel then as the official channel.

Anyone who joins I take their spot.

Yeti · Jan 19th, 2011, 5:48:14 PM

i have many STARS, whoever N1s Spiffy for me will receive many STARS

UltraPorygon · Jan 19th, 2011, 5:54:13 PM

Spynch Liffy.

Good luck, everyone!

Spiffy · Jan 19th, 2011, 6:10:38 PM

Breaking news: Yeti sucks

Oh wait we already knew that.
BAM!

Steven Snype · Jan 19th, 2011, 6:27:32 PM

itt: Spiffy sucks.

Yeti · Jan 19th, 2011, 6:40:25 PM

something everyone knew: spiffy is a diagnosed autist

also i have me some STARS

Quagsires · Jan 19th, 2011, 6:41:43 PM

You may have more STARS, but who has the SANDS I need for your mafia?

And who's the spy now that Alch isn't here?

Jan 19th, 2011, 2:58:16 PM	#1
vonFiedler Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 3,160	[Standard] Troll NOC Mafia Game Over - Mafia Wins! Approved by Earthworm Once upon a time there was this village where everyone was overworked and unhappy but at least there wasn't any organized crime. Then there was organized crime. So a family of made men decide to invade the foggy town and take over. YOU SHOULD READ THIS STORY CAREFULLY, IT IS GAME RELEVANT. The mafia was looking for STARS because STARS are the key to controlling the town so they all went off to look for STARS. Some Fuckin Rules 1. This will be a NOC Mafia - Therefore, you may not make any sort of contact with other players be it not in the main thread. Sending forum PMs counts as 'outside the thread'. We trust players to follow and enforce this rule in case another tries his luck. Since there will be at least one informed faction in this game, players in that faction will be able to communicate with one another outside the thread, but by no means are they allowed to talk to others outside their faction, at least not in the same manner. 2. Cardflip is off - Upon death, a player and their role name will be revealed and nothing else. Their faction and ability will remain hidden. 3. Deadtalking - It's ok to talk while alive, but when you are no longer alive, anything you've learned of from that point onwards cannot be shared with living players. We cannot enforce this, but please, do not do this. Since this is NOC, you are anticipated to refrain from ever talking with others about the game be it not in the main thread, unless you are in the same informed faction with him. In that case, you are able to strategize with them even after death, but you are still unable to transfer information received after death. 4. Role PMs - Each player has a Role PM. You may not share any part of your role PM before Day 1, unless you are part of the same informed faction. Screenshotting of a Role PM, or rather screenshotting of all forms, is banned. You may share or quote anything said by the host, but do know that these may be faked (and hell, I'm encouraging fakery in this game). 5. Lynches - There will be a lynch every day. Every player may vote for another player in the daily lynch. The vote must be bolded and must contain the target player's full forum name somewhere in the bolded sentence. If you wish to revote or add a new vote, edit your post or make a new post. If a tie occurs, none of the players will be lynched. Since this is an NOC Mafia, I am not going to be a curmudgeon about players discussing majority. And since this is NOC, deadlines will take as long as there is still discussion. 6. Actions - According to the instructions given in your Role PM, you may send both Blue_Tornado and vonFiedler a forum PM containing your action, which will be in the format "Day/Night X - Custom". If you have an available action and choose not to use it, send a forum PM containing "Day/Night X - Idling". If you have an available action and do not send anything without alerting the hosts, we will assume you are inactive and may sub someone in your place. Do not make us do this. 7. Items - There are items in this game. To send an item to another player, send a PM in the same manner as actions to both hosts containing "Day/Night X - Send ITEM to USER". USER will receive the item when said Day/Night is over. 8. About The Game - This is a standard Village vs Mafia game, with the amount of Mafia factions currently hidden. There are items called STARS in this game. They are the key to victory, so anyone who doesn't have one should be looking for them. Deadlines will be 48 hours after the original update post. Due to timezone issues between us hosts, this may change oftentimes. Do expect extraordinary roles, as these exist. Be open minded. This game will be admittedly "trollish". Try to take everything in good humor and don't take it seriously whether you win or lose. 9. There is no rule 8. Players List (Randomized) capefeather Fangren reyscarface Dead: Yeti LightWolf Aura Guardian Da Letter El zorbees Phantasia jigglypuffers42 Agape UncleSam Pidge Eo Ut Mortus Altair theangryscientist Nook wickdaggler Kharozz smashlloyd20 polelover44 Johann Fatecrashers Server_Crash HitoriRaven JB25 Spiffy UltraPorygon terrador14 It is now Night 0. There are no kills. Night 0 ends in 48 hours. __________________ I will always go to sleep, even in a house where I just murdered a couple of cops. - Lightwolf Last edited by vonFiedler; Feb 18th, 2011 at 9:21:36 AM.

Jan 19th, 2011, 3:05:06 PM	#2
polelover44 Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 1,394 Myyyyy Precciousssssss.....	first. I am very excite. __________________ "I can't pretend to be much of a judge of poetry, I'm an English teacher, not a homosexual." - Stephen Fry in A Bit of Fry and Laurie An RU team. Last edited by polelover44; Jan 25th, 2011 at 6:21:06 PM.

Jan 19th, 2011, 3:11:04 PM	#4
Da Letter El Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 2,882	GUYS, I HAVE THE SANDS ALL USERS WHO WANT THE SANDS CONTACT ME OUTSIDE OF THE THREAD __________________ [01:05] <DixieNormous> Rodan x pookar: Just Do It

Jan 19th, 2011, 3:35:07 PM	#6
Blue_Tornado Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 2,898 Phantastic	All PMs out. go __________________ .

Jan 19th, 2011, 3:38:37 PM	#7
polelover44 Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 1,394 Myyyyy Precciousssssss.....	I am going. __________________ "I can't pretend to be much of a judge of poetry, I'm an English teacher, not a homosexual." - Stephen Fry in A Bit of Fry and Laurie An RU team. Last edited by polelover44; Jan 25th, 2011 at 6:20:57 PM.

Jan 19th, 2011, 3:05:56 PM	#3
Fangren Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 295	First NOC game on smogon, I'm excited.

Jan 19th, 2011, 3:32:50 PM	#5
Franklin Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 21 Newport Beach	YOU JIVE CRACKAS BETTER PRAY TO YO GOD CAUSE YOU'LL NEED ALL THE LUCK YOU CAN GET GET YO WHITE ASSES TO #50,000 __________________ George Bush hates black puppets.

Jan 19th, 2011, 3:50:08 PM	#9
Quagsires Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 1,127 Somewhere...	My priority was sky high. How did I not get in? And where's the IRC channel for the NOC so I can troll? (Willing to Sub) __________________ Credit to Bummerfor the avatar.

Jan 19th, 2011, 3:54:08 PM	#10
vonFiedler Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 3,160	There's trolling, and then there's you are like the 5th person to make the same joke. js __________________ I will always go to sleep, even in a house where I just murdered a couple of cops. - Lightwolf

Jan 19th, 2011, 4:02:35 PM	#11
Spiffy Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 929	I would be very excite if I loved poles too. __________________ *† I am a Catholic and glad of it. †* <ginganinja> my sister (speaking objectivally as her brother) <ginganinja> is hot <ginganinja> I wish I was a girl

Jan 19th, 2011, 4:08:58 PM	#12
Acklow Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 1,980 Yoshino is Yoshino, and Yoshinon is Yoshinon!!	Just here to troll Spiffy, Lynch Spiffy...ah the good ol' days... __________________ This week's Avatar is from: Date a Live

Jan 19th, 2011, 4:10:26 PM	#13
Engineer Pikachu take into the air... Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 6,143	Fangren, I think Lockdown was an NOC as well, and it was Cardflip Off, too. Also, I'm willing to sub if one is needed. __________________ [11:35] <Zarator> My friend always laugh at me for liking young girls [11:35] <Zarator> I am still within reasonableness^^ GP Team - VM for a check!

Jan 19th, 2011, 4:55:05 PM	#16
Johann Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 558 Achilles	Ampharos mafia will still probably be a bigger troll than this. __________________ [20:39:26] <HD> civil war diplo [20:39:30] <HD> brit vs america art?

Jan 19th, 2011, 5:22:02 PM	#18
Johann Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 558 Achilles	Also, what is the irc channel for this game? We need an irc channel for a good game right? right?? right??? right???? __________________ [20:39:26] <HD> civil war diplo [20:39:30] <HD> brit vs america art?

Jan 19th, 2011, 5:26:04 PM	#19
Quagsires Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 1,127 Somewhere...	#channel then as the official channel. Anyone who joins I take their spot. __________________ Credit to Bummerfor the avatar.

Jan 19th, 2011, 5:48:14 PM	#20
Yeti Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 1,243 DEMACIAAAAAAAAAA	i have many STARS, whoever N1s Spiffy for me will receive many STARS __________________ <Stone_Cold22> sejuani = fuck no. fucking sejuani is like fucking Rodan w/ a female head

Jan 19th, 2011, 5:54:13 PM	#21
UltraPorygon Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 115 Mexico	Spynch Liffy. Good luck, everyone!

Jan 19th, 2011, 6:10:38 PM	#22
Spiffy Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 929	Breaking news: Yeti sucks Oh wait we already knew that. BAM! __________________ *† I am a Catholic and glad of it. †* <ginganinja> my sister (speaking objectivally as her brother) <ginganinja> is hot <ginganinja> I wish I was a girl

Jan 19th, 2011, 6:27:32 PM	#23
Steven Snype Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 1,767 Nowhere special Mentor	itt: Spiffy sucks. __________________

Jan 19th, 2011, 6:40:25 PM	#24
Yeti Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 1,243 DEMACIAAAAAAAAAA	something everyone knew: spiffy is a diagnosed autist also i have me some STARS __________________ <Stone_Cold22> sejuani = fuck no. fucking sejuani is like fucking Rodan w/ a female head

Jan 19th, 2011, 6:41:43 PM	#25
Quagsires Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 1,127 Somewhere...	You may have more STARS, but who has the SANDS I need for your mafia? And who's the spy now that Alch isn't here? __________________ Credit to Bummerfor the avatar.