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Old May 31st, 2011, 10:54:08 AM   #1
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Welcome to the BORING Match.


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Challenging Alchemator!

3v3 singles
3 day DQ
5 Chills 2 Recovers
EDIT: Unevolved mons only.

Arena: A Bland And Simple Yet Boring Arena.

Woohoo. Go team. All moves usable. Except for Judgement, that would kill the ref and we don't want that now do we?
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Switch = Nuclear fusion
No items

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NJ, you post your first mon. Alch follows, and posts actions. NJ finishes with actions. I ref. Rinse and repeat.
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Old May 31st, 2011, 11:00:05 AM   #2
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Alright, let's do this, Shurnarkabtishashutu! (Oh, that's not going to catch on very well...)

Shurnarkabtishashutu the Staryu


Using Natural Cure.
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Old May 31st, 2011, 11:04:06 AM   #3
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Let's get it Monty the Axew! Annihilate the opponent with your all-important Mold Breaker ability!

We need to prepare this starfish for some delicacy-seeking dweebs later, so begin with a Dual Chop. Keep up the culinary conquest with a Night Slash, and finish with another Dual Chop.

If he decides to use Protect at any point, use Swords Dance instead.
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Use Camouflage to blend in with the- erm, Boringness... Now Harden yourself to his onslaught, now use Power Gem!
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Shurnarkabtishashutu the Staryu aka Shur
Modest @ Natural Cure
Health: 90
Energy: 100%
Boosts/Drops: N/A
Status: N/A
Other: N/A

Monty the Axew aka Monty
Adamant @ Mold Breaker
Health: 90
Energy: 100%
Boosts/Drops: N/A
Status: N/A
Other: N/A


BEGIN ROUND 1!

Welcome to today's matchup in a boring competition between two very boring trainers: Nightmare Jigglypuff and Alchemator. Whoever in this battle is the most boring will receive the audience's respect.

So to start off the boringness, NJiggly sends out Shur the Staryu. Alchemator responds with Monty the Axew. Boy is this going to be boring.

So Shur boringly Camouflages into the background. She becomes the boring Normal Type in doing so! Of course, now that she's hidden, she won't be as easy to see, just because she is even more so boring than Monty. Monty doesn't care about boringness and uses Double Chop. It hits twice, of course. Wait a sec, Double Chop is a very boring sounding move for a Dragon Type Pokemon. That gives Axew some extra boring points!

Shur decides to Harden. She boosts her Defense up one stage. This is a slightly boring move. Not worth reffing. Shur gains some boring points because of this.
Monty hits Shur with a crazy Night Slash attack. It's less boring than the other moves this round, so Axew loses boring points.

Shur shoots a beam from its Power Gem hitting Monty quite hurtfully. This move is not even boring, as there's a beam and everything that goes with it. Shur loses some massive boring points here.
Monty counters Shur's Power Gem with a well placed Double Chop. It hits once! CRITICALLY! It hits a second time! CRITICALLY!. Well I'll be danged. That was a boring move, with non-boring effects added to it. Because it's a boring move that was way cooler than it should've been, the non-boringness counters the boringness, so Monty doesn't lose or gain boring points.

End Round 1

Field Effects:

It's too boring for there to be any


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Shurnarkabtishashutu the Staryu aka Shur
Modest @ Natural Cure
Health: 37
Energy: 84%
Boosts/Drops: +1 Def
Status: N/A
Other: Camouflaged (4 actions)


Monty the Axew aka Monty
Adamant @ Mold Breaker
Health: 80
Energy: 83%
Boosts/Drops: N/A
Status: N/A
Other: N/A
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Old May 31st, 2011, 12:39:10 PM   #6
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...

Ow...

Recover. Start with Recover. Now Thunderbolt him, then Power Gem!

If he uses Dual Chop, Protect yourself!
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Old May 31st, 2011, 12:44:42 PM   #7
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No worries Monty ol' chap, we've got this.

Start off with a Dual Chop to bait that Protect - we don't want any healing going on after we've gained such a lead! Follow that up with a Taunt to stop future attempts at healing or protecting himself. Conclude with another Dual Chop, as he fails to protect.
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Shurnarkabtishashutu the Staryu aka Shur
Modest @ Natural Cure
Health: 37
Energy: 84%
Boosts/Drops: +1 Def
Status: N/A
Other: Camouflaged (4 actions)


Monty the Axew aka Monty
Adamant @ Mold Breaker
Health: 80
Energy: 83%
Boosts/Drops: N/A
Status: N/A
Other: N/A


BEGIN ROUND 2!

Another boring round commences.

Shur uses a boring attack, Protect, since it felt that Monty was just about to attack. It was right, since Monty used Dual Chop. Of course since Shur used Protect, it means nothing really happened that round. Because of that, both Pokemon receive massive boring points due to such a boring round. Monty can finally see Shur now, since the Camouflage wore off.

Shur attacks Monty with a blazing Thunderbolt. The attack is not so effective, but that's besides the point since it was a blazing thunderbolt. Shur loses some boring points because of that folks. Monty, of course decides to take the time to Taunt Shur. Shur, feeling provoked can only attack now! That was not too boring, so Monty loses a few boring points.

Shur tries to Protect again because of Monty's attack, but fails because it was taunted. Monty, however, Double Chops Shur, hitting it badly twice. Looks like Shur might not make it. Monty get's a few boring points. Shur does not gain or lose boring points due to such a failure.

End Round 2

Field Effects:

Well, it still looks pretty boring folks


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Shurnarkabtishashutu the Staryu aka Shur
Modest @ Natural Cure
Health: 19
Energy: 51%
Boosts/Drops: N/A
Status: N/A
Other: Taunted (5 actions)


Monty the Axew aka Monty
Adamant @ Mold Breaker
Health: 71
Energy: 61%
Boosts/Drops: N/A
Status: N/A
Other: N/A
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Old May 31st, 2011, 2:00:46 PM   #9
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Dual Chop it until it dies!
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Old May 31st, 2011, 3:39:28 PM   #10
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Aww, that's kinda mean...

Recover, then Protect, then Thunderbolt!
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Old May 31st, 2011, 6:23:37 PM   #11
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Shurnarkabtishashutu the Staryu aka Shur
Modest @ Natural Cure
Health: 19
Energy: 51%
Boosts/Drops: N/A
Status: N/A
Other: Taunted (5 actions)


Monty the Axew aka Monty
Adamant @ Mold Breaker
Health: 71
Energy: 61%
Boosts/Drops: N/A
Status: N/A
Other: N/A


ROUND 3 COMMENCE!!

And here we have a fail round of combat.

It is so fail, it is boring.

Shur tries to use Recover. But it forgot that it was Taunted. So it couldn't use Recover. What a failure. Shur gains some boring points for doing this.

Monty then uses Double Chop. He chopped at Shur once. Shur doesn't look too good. He chopped Shur a second time. It is a Critical Hit! Talk about overkill. Monty loses some boring points for doing this.

Shur fainted.

End Round 3

Field Effects:

Well it is boring for sure.


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Monty the Axew aka Monty
Adamant @ Mold Breaker
Health: 71
Energy: 55%
Boosts/Drops: N/A
Status: N/A
Other: N/A

Results of boring points:
Shur= 1 Boring Point
Monty=1 Boring Point

Will Monty be able to sustain his boringness? Well, first we need to see what Pokemon Nightmare Jigglypuff has next. After that NJiggly needs to post actions. Alch will finish up this round by posting his actions.
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Old May 31st, 2011, 6:48:22 PM   #12
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Oh, well that's just mean.

Freddo, your time to shine!

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We're gonna go far, you and me!

Go for a hax-like Rock Slide! (If he can do it so can we.) Now Mud-Slap, then Rock Slide! If ever uses Dual Chop, use Counter to shoot it back at him!
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Old Jun 1st, 2011, 4:56:17 AM   #13
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This is your bonus time Monty, so let's make the most of it!

Start off with another Dual Chop to bait that counter. Follow that up with an Endeavour to make the most of that HP difference. Finish up with a Counter of your own!
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Monty the Axew aka Monty
Adamant @ Mold Breaker
Health: 71
Energy: 55%
Boosts/Drops: N/A
Status: N/A
Other: N/A


Fredrick the Mudkip aka Fred
Adamant @ Torrent
Health: 90
Energy: 100%
Boosts/Drops: N/A
Status: N/A
Other: N/A


ANOTHER BORING ROUND 4


So we have another boring round with another boring Pokemon. This time that boring Pokemon is a mudkip named Fredrick. Fred. What a boring name. Just for that, Fred gets a boring point.

Monty slices and dices at Fredrick with the most used and most boring move in this battle: Dual Chop. The second hit hard enough to be a critical hit. So Monty doesn't get any boring points for that.
Fred uses the weight of Monty's attack to Counter it. The counter is so boring that Fred gets another boring point.

Monty begins to complain about the Endeavor he is having, fighting Fred. Fred feels sympathy. Because of this Fred loses a boring point.
Fred Mud-slaps Monty. A Mudkip using Mud-slap. That's boring for sure. Fred gains a boring point.

Fred then Rock Slides Monty. This attack isn't too boring, in fact it is quite interesting since it hurts Monty a bit. Guess that that kind of stuff is worth losing a boring point.
Monty uses the weight of Fred's attack to Counter it. The counter is more boring than Fred's counter so Monty gains bonus boring points.

Yeah, what a boring round.

End Round 4

Field Effects:

It is getting even boringer (yes, I know that's not a real word) by the second.


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Monty the Axew aka Monty
Adamant @ Mold Breaker
Health: 18
Energy: 29%
Boosts/Drops: -1 Acc
Status: N/A
Other: N/A


Fredrick the Mudkip aka Fred
Adamant @ Torrent
Health: 38
Energy: 77%
Boosts/Drops: N/A
Status: N/A
Other: N/A
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Ok Monty this will be tough, but we can still win this!

Slaughter him with a Dual Chop, and then another Dual Chop! If he's still alive somehow use yet another Dual Chop.

If he opts to use Counter at any point, however, Chill instead.
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Okay, let's get Bulky... use Curse to take those Dual Chop's like a... like a... like a... like a boss! Yeah, we'll go with that. Now Growl at the guy, and then Rockslide!
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Monty the Axew aka Monty
Adamant @ Mold Breaker
Health: 18
Energy: 29%
Boosts/Drops: -1 Acc
Status: N/A
Other: N/A


Fredrick the Mudkip aka Fred
Adamant @ Torrent
Health: 38
Energy: 77%
Boosts/Drops: N/A
Status: N/A
Other: N/A


NOW FOR ANOTHER BORING ROUND 5!!!

So to be blunt, Monty uses Dual Chop, hitting Fred twice. The boringness of this attack is apparent, so Monty gains a boring point. Fred Curses about his bad luck, which somehow boosts his attack and defense, while dropping his speed. It's not too boring, but not to amazing either, so nothing is gained here.

Monty attacks with another Dual Chop, hitting Fred twice again. It is still boring, so Monty gains another boring point.
Fred Growls angrily at Monty. Hit luck was running out, and he needed back up. Monty's attack drops. It's boring enough for Fred to gain a boring point.

Monty is just a spammer. He spams another Dual Chop knocking Fred out with one final blow.

Fred fainted. Monty gains a boring point.

End Round 5

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None


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Monty the Axew aka Monty
Adamant @ Mold Breaker
Health: 18
Energy: 11%
Boosts/Drops: -1 Acc, -1 Atk
Status: N/A
Other: N/A

Monty has 4 Boring points.

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NJigglypuff, your move.
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Bumping.

If 9 hours (start of tomorrow for me) passes without actions being posted, I call on Acklow to DQ my opponent.
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Darn it, thought i already posted actions...

Anyway, Murdoc, use Taunt so this can be pulled off, now Toxic, then Venom Shock. If the Toxic doesn't hit, Toxic again.
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Monty the Axew aka Monty
Adamant @ Mold Breaker
Health: 18
Energy: 11%
Boosts/Drops: -1 Acc, -1 Atk
Status: N/A
Other: N/A

Murdoc the Breezi
Modest @ Persistent
Health: 90
Energy: 100%
Boosts/Drops: N/A
Status: N/A
Other: N/A



BORING ROUND 6!!!



I don't feel like commenting on the amount of boring points one gets in this round because I'm too bored.

So Murdoc Taunts Monty. Monty falls for it being such a sucker for taunts and such. Pretty solid stuff. Not too boring.
Monty Endeavors, and Murdoc is even more so a sucker and feels for the sadness that Monty has.

Murdoc then secretes some Toxic which poisons Monty severly.
Monty doesn't like the stuff, so he just Endeavors gain. So boring...

Murdoc FINALLY finishes Monty off by Venoshocking him. Talk about changing it from a boring battle to something slightly interesting...

Monty, of course, fainted.

End of Boring Round 6

Field Effects:

Didn't I already mention that I'm so bored?



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Murdoc the Breezi
Modest @ Persistent
Health: 45
Energy: 74%
Boosts/Drops: N/A
Status: N/A
Other: N/A

Alch, your next mon and actions. NJiggly follows with his then. Let's finish this match.
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Time to take this guy out - go Terrence the Natu!

Use two Psyshocks, and then finish with a Sucker Punch. If he doesn't attack action 3, then just use another Psyshock.

Psyshock ~ Psyshock ~ Sucker Punch / Psyshock
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I'm getting an Axew after this.

Double Team and make 3 clones, then Icy Wind, then Icy Wind again!
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Murdoc the Breezi
Modest @ Persistent
Health: 45
Energy: 74%
Boosts/Drops: N/A
Status: N/A
Other: N/A

Terence the Natu
Lonely @ Synchronize (Or Early Bird?)
Health: 90
Energy: 100%
Boosts/Drops: N/A
Status: N/A
Other: N/A



WILL BORING ROUND 7 BE THE END?

So it is now the long awaited end to this battle. Congratulations Alch. I don't want to explain what happened too much other than reiterate that Alch has been fucking lucky this entire battle. Anyways, had RNG been nicer, I'm sure this match would've been much more interesting. NJiggly, there is always a next time (of course you DID get more rewards out of this than Alch, imo). I'm sure that a rematch between the two of you might show some changes. Anyways, yeah, I'm glad I got to ref this battle. This has been one hell of a ride. Good game both of you!!!

End Round 7

Field Effects:

None. Other than the fact that the battle is over



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Terence the Natu
Lonely @ Synchronize (Guess it doesn't matter now)
Health: 64
Energy: 82%
Boosts/Drops: -2 Spe
Status: N/A
Other: N/A


Prizes

Alchemator gets 2 TC
Monty the Axew gets 1 EC, 2 MC, 1 DC, and 2 KOC
Terence the Natu gets 1 EC, 2 MC, 1 DC, and 1 KOC

NJigglypuff gets 2 TC
Shur (whatever the name is) the Staryu gets 1 EC, 2 MC, 1 DC
Fredrick the Mudkip gets 1 EC, 2 MC, 1 DC
Murdoc the Breezi gets 1 EC, 2 MC, 1 DC, 1 KOC

I get 6 Referee Tokens
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Good game Alch, here's hoping you have such hax in the future.

(Except when up against me...)
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