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Join Date: Dec 2009
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It said only send two Pokemon to the ref, Temperantia, so I'll just pretend your unapproved Bellsprout doesn't exist yet.
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Easy KO Counters my ass.
Temperantia
So. Temperantia actions for R1 Athenodoros actions for R1 and R2 Temperantia's actions for R2 Let's get it.
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Darkamber8828: Taunt is pokemon-cussing, right? DarkSlay: Nah. I thought it was more of the tounge sticking out kind of thing that pisses off people. DarkSlay: Not Pokemon actually cussing out one another. DarkSlay: "AYE FUCK YOU SKARMORY" (23:31:48) +RankingBot: Your rank in Standard LC is 1/415! Last edited by Darkamber8828; Nov 14th, 2011 at 7:14:55 PM. |
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In the interests of moving lolfirstround along, I'll just put my actions here for when Temp gets back. I'll put them in hide tags so that there is some semblance of this match going the way it should :)
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Oh, and I might have exaggerated slightly about easy counters. To be fair, I hadn't decided on Lapras at that point in time. It was only afterwards that I realised that I wanted Perish Song.
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Well.... Pointless Round 1:
Dwebble- Hone Claws, Withdraw, Chill Tynamo- Tackle, Thunder Wave, Tackle all at Smeargle Now for something productive (Round 2): Dwebble- Hone Claws-> Rock Blast @ Smeargle-> Stone Edge @ Smeargle Tynamo- Spark @ Smeargle-> Charge Beam @ Smeargle-> Spark @ Smeargle
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ASDF THE ORDER ATHENO YOU FUCKED IT UP SO MUCH
atheno would be posting the first the second round, so you should probably delete that or something, Temper. Reffing this in a moment.
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Darkamber8828: Taunt is pokemon-cussing, right? DarkSlay: Nah. I thought it was more of the tounge sticking out kind of thing that pisses off people. DarkSlay: Not Pokemon actually cussing out one another. DarkSlay: "AYE FUCK YOU SKARMORY" (23:31:48) +RankingBot: Your rank in Standard LC is 1/415! |
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Yes, DA. The order is Temp does whatever. Then I do all of my stuff, and then Temp goes, right? Well, that's what ended up happening, except that the nonsensical first round was changed, which doesn't matter.
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Oh.
Ok then. Reffing both rounds simultaneously. Placeholder. Also Atheno, your nature description for Lapras is outdated. And Temper, you forgot size, weight, and bst on Tynamo. Team Athenodoros Lapras (Typhon) (M) HP: 120 | EN: 100 | Spe: 51 (-) Ranks: 3/3/4/3 | Total: 19 Size: 5 | Weight: 6 Abilities: Water Absorb, Shell Armor Other: None Actions: Perish Song ~ Sheer Cold ~ Fissure, HYDRO PUMP (DWEBBLE) Smeargle (Daedalus) (M) HP: 90 | EN: 100 | Spe: 87 (+, 9) Ranks: 1/1/1/2 | Total: 11 Size: 1 | Weight: 3 Abilities: Own Tempo, Technician Other: None Actions: SKETCH (LAPRAS), Taunt (Tynamo) ~ Taunt (Dwebble) ~ Dragon Pulse (Tynamo) Team Temperantia Dwebble (Ramses) (M) HP: 90 | EN: 100 | Spe: 55 Ranks: 4/3/1/2 | Total: 14 Size: 1 | Weight: 3 Abilities: Sturdy, Shell Armor Other: None Actions: Who Cares, Hone Claws ~ Rock Blast (Smeargle) ~ Stone Edge (Smeargle) Tynamo (Shibimaru) (M) HP: 90 | EN: 100 | Spe: 52 (-) Ranks: 2/2/3/2 | Total: 12 Size: 1 | Weight: 1 Abilities: Levitate Other: None Actions: IDGAF, Spark ~ Charge Beam ~ Spark (SMEARGLE) Round 1: Athenodoros Why Are You Attacking With Smeargle (And Why Sketch Perish Song When It Got Nerfed To Oblivion) Conglaturation, Daedalus learned Perish Song, Fissure, and Sheer Cold. A winner is you! Round 2: ITT Lapras Curb Stomp Daedalus, proud of his artwork, zips ahead of his opponents and Taunts Shibimaru, pissing the little...electric minnow thing off. Ramses Hone Claws, sharpening those nasty-looking things to maul someone, raising his attack and accuracy! Tynamo, his primary form of dicking around with people via paralysis neutered due to irrational anger, bloodthirstily charges towards Daedalus and slams him on his Rank 1 Defense with Spark. Typhon takes advantage of being completely ignored by the opposition to rend Ramses with a powerful Hydro Pump. Damn, I am so fucked in that Gym Battle. Fuck. Taking a surprising amount of damage from the completely unmenacing pokemon, Daedalus still manages to Taunt Ramses as well. He counters by Rock Blast (4)ing the jerk in the face, and is followed up with a Charge Beam from Shibimaru, which doesn't raise his Special Attack. Sorry. Typhon spams Hydro Pump, because strategy isn't needed when you're 453 pounds heavier than your opponent, eh? Daedalus decides to fight back, firing a Dragon Pulse at Shibimaru with the force of a mountain thrown by an amoeba. "Meh", says Temperantia, and continues to punish the Smeargle with combined Stone Edge and Spark assaults. Typhon spams Hydro Pump more. Can Temperantia's team topple the teetering Daedalus, or will DAT LAPRAS spam them all to death? Team Athenodoros Lapras (Typhon) (M) HP: 120 | EN: 67 | Spe: 51 (-) Ranks: 3/3/4/3 | Total: 19 Size: 5 | Weight: 6 Abilities: Water Absorb, Shell Armor Other: None Smeargle (Daedalus) (M) HP: 16 | EN: 69 | Spe: 87 (+, 9) Ranks: 1/1/1/2 | Total: 11 Size: 1 | Weight: 3 Abilities: Own Tempo, Technician Other: None Team Temperantia Dwebble (Ramses) (M) HP: 12 | EN: 83 | Spe: 55 Ranks: 4/3/1/2 | Total: 14 Size: 1 | Weight: 3 Abilities: Sturdy, Shell Armor Other: Taunt (4 Actions), +1 Attack, +1 Accuracy Tynamo (Shibimaru) (M) HP: 82 | EN: 87 | Spe: 52 (-) Ranks: 2/2/3/2 | Total: 12 Size: 1 | Weight: 1 Abilities: Levitate Other: Taunt (3 Actions)
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Temperantia, go.
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Darkamber8828: Taunt is pokemon-cussing, right? DarkSlay: Nah. I thought it was more of the tounge sticking out kind of thing that pisses off people. DarkSlay: Not Pokemon actually cussing out one another. DarkSlay: "AYE FUCK YOU SKARMORY" (23:31:48) +RankingBot: Your rank in Standard LC is 1/415! Last edited by Darkamber8828; Nov 13th, 2011 at 11:29:31 PM. |
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Well, I'm boned
Dwebble: Rock Blast @ Smeargle-> Stone Edge @ Smeargle/Lapras if Smeargle is KO'd-> Rock Blast @ Smeargle/Lapras if Smeargle is KO'd Tynamo: Spark @ Smeargle/Lapras if Smeargle is KO'd-> Charge Beam Smeargle/Lapras if Smeargle is KO'd-> Spark @ Smeargle/Lapras if Smeargle is KO'd
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You realise that if you aimed all those attacks at Lapras it would have fainted now? I was kind of hoping Smeargle would be left alone for a bit.
Also, I love your reffing DA :) Lapras: Ice Shard (Dwebble) => Brine (Tynamo) * 2 Smeargle: Torment (Dwebble) => Pain Split (Tynamo) => Surf
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aw shucks
that makes my day Team Athenodoros Lapras (Typhon) (M) HP: 120 | EN: 67 | Spe: 51 (-) Ranks: 3/3/4/3 | Total: 19 Size: 5 | Weight: 6 Abilities: Water Absorb, Shell Armor Other: None Actions: Ice Shard (Dwebble) ~ Brine (Tynamo) ~ Brine (Tynamo) Smeargle (Daedalus) (M) HP: 16 | EN: 69 | Spe: 87 (+, 9) Ranks: 1/1/1/2 | Total: 11 Size: 1 | Weight: 3 Abilities: Own Tempo, Technician Other: None Actions: Torment (Dwebble) ~ Pain Split (Tynamo) ~ Surf Team Temperantia Dwebble (Ramses) (M) HP: 12 | EN: 83 | Spe: 55 Ranks: 4/3/1/2 | Total: 14 Size: 1 | Weight: 3 Abilities: Sturdy, Shell Armor Other: Taunt (4 Actions), +1 Attack, +1 Accuracy Actions: Rock Blast ~ Stone Edge ~ Rock Blast (SMEARGLE) Tynamo (Shibimaru) (M) HP: 82 | EN: 87 | Spe: 52 (-) Ranks: 2/2/3/2 | Total: 12 Size: 1 | Weight: 1 Abilities: Levitate Other: Taunt (3 Actions) Actions: Spark ~ Charge Beam ~ Spark (Tynamo) Round 3: Dat Torment...And Dat Pain Split Typhon Ice Shards Ramses for some chip damage, and the hills are alive with the sound of Daedalus completely neutering Ramses with Torment. Ouch. It's all up to Shibimaru, and he bravely Sparks the Smeargle again. It's not enough. Daedalus saves his ass with Pain Split. Nerf now, denying poor Shibimaru his kill. He continues on with single-minded bloodlust, blasting the rejuvenated Daedalus with a Charge Beam and raising his Special Attack! Typhon sprays the weakened Tynamo with a Brine. Oof. Daedalus amazingly gets a KO on Ramses with Surf, ending the poor thing's suffering at last. Shibimaru tries one last, desperate Spark...and keels over to Typhon's Brine, KO'd as well. Team Athenodoros Lapras (Typhon) (M) HP: 120 | EN: 47 | Spe: 51 (-) Ranks: 3/3/4/3 | Total: 19 Size: 5 | Weight: 6 Abilities: Water Absorb, Shell Armor Other: None Smeargle (Daedalus) (M) HP: 21 | EN: 20 | Spe: 87 (+, 9) Ranks: 1/1/1/2 | Total: 11 Size: 1 | Weight: 3 Abilities: Own Tempo, Technician Other: None Team Temperantia Dwebble (Ramses) (M) HP: 0 | EN: 0 | Spe: 55 Ranks: 4/3/1/2 | Total: 14 Size: 1 | Weight: 3 Abilities: Sturdy, Shell Armor Other: Taunt (1 Actions), +1 Attack, +1 Accuracy, Torment (3 Actions) Tynamo (Shibimaru) (M) HP: 0 | EN: 0 | Spe: 52 (-) Ranks: 2/2/3/2 | Total: 12 Size: 1 | Weight: 1 Abilities: Levitate Other: N / A
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Athenodoros and Temperantia get 2 CC. Tynamo and Dwebble get 1 EC, 2 MC, 1 DC. Lapras gets 3 MC. Smeargle gets 2 MC, 1 DC. Lapras and Smeargle get 1 KOC. I get 5 RC. GG
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Darkamber8828: Taunt is pokemon-cussing, right? DarkSlay: Nah. I thought it was more of the tounge sticking out kind of thing that pisses off people. DarkSlay: Not Pokemon actually cussing out one another. DarkSlay: "AYE FUCK YOU SKARMORY" (23:31:48) +RankingBot: Your rank in Standard LC is 1/415! Last edited by Darkamber8828; Nov 14th, 2011 at 7:14:32 PM. |
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I only ask that you avenge me, Darkamber! /me dies
GG Athenodoros and thanks DA. See you both when your match starts!
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Cheers everyone. Let's do it again sometime. There are lots of moves out there for people to get counters from :)
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