I could host read carefully! - Page 2

~~Smgondude~~ · Nov 15th, 2011, 2:36:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Fat tennisace

this was resolved, you should email him at the address i provided

thanks i have contacted him. also DeathxShinigami your point is? im trying to be a good host and the best for smogon. i just need to be approved.

Matthew · Nov 15th, 2011, 2:41:37 AM

While I'm not an administrator I do believe we have a starting salary for server hosts at 50K a year? I do believe that's the correct number. Since you make 10K less than forum moderators.

~~Smgondude~~ · Nov 15th, 2011, 2:45:59 AM

Dang..........i paused. thanks my family really needs it.. any way that really paused me. i hope i get approved. thanks

Swaggersaurus · Nov 15th, 2011, 9:46:21 AM

did any of you even stop to think about it......?

**Solace*** · Nov 15th, 2011, 10:21:11 AM

what the.... I only get paid 30k a year!

I demand a raise what is this bullshit!

Nails · Nov 15th, 2011, 10:39:56 AM

women make 40% less than men

**capefeather** · Nov 15th, 2011, 1:07:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Fat KnightoftheWind

I'm the only serious person in this thread. That's the joke.

Hilariously derailing one-liner.

mien · Nov 15th, 2011, 1:16:11 PM

I find the way you guys are making false promises of money towards someone who's family has problems with bills disgusting really.

Certainly when it's towards someone who offers us a reliable server for free after we've been having problems with that for over a year now.

**Eo Ut Mortus** · Nov 15th, 2011, 5:17:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Fat Smgondude

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Originally Posted by Fat Eo Ut Mortus

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Originally Posted by Fat Smgondude

I would like to host smogon i was told to contact you so you could give the info to Mr. Merryweather. i would be a good host. here is what jumpluff said and i quote. (((Sorry, Aldaron misspelt his name; it's actually Felix Merryweather, who is Smogon's lawyer. You'll need to send him all relevant information regarding your qualifications to run and host a high-traffic server like Smogon's, as well as information as pertains to i) the location of your server (very important, since different countries have different laws regarding content on the internet), ii) technical specifications of the server and your internet, iii) your eligibility to sign any contracts / legal documents Mr. Merryweather may require you to sign (e.g. liability waivers, contracts, and so forth). Sell yourself to c. I hope you will be able to arrive at a settlement that is fair and satisfactory to both parties, since hosting Smogon's server is a legally demanding and time-consuming duty. Thanks!)))

So what info. am i soppose to give you in order to be the offical host of smogon. im sorry but i cannot show up in person because im in a differant state than you are im in Virginia. but tell the info that you need and ill be glad to give you some info. thanks!

Here is what wood chuck said and i quote (((As Dr. Felix R. Merryweather IV, RN/JD/LLC is a travelling celebrity attorney (perhaps you've heard of him?) he's a little difficult to contact, but I suggest you send all PMs to Eo Ut Mortus, our communications director. He'll be able to facilitate any dialogue required between you and the esteemed Doctor.

But as he gets touchy sometimes I suggest you send him pictures of bunnies as well to cheer him up.

edit: you may be unaware tennisace but he may have been barred from gmail by participating in a suit against google
it's possible he plied them with bunnies as well)))

8================================================= ===============================D

(that's an ASCII penis)

want to know what it has in common with your private message?

too fucking long

um sorry.

Blue_Star · Nov 15th, 2011, 5:57:23 PM

loling so hard @ eo

**capefeather** · Nov 15th, 2011, 6:25:37 PM

Eo wins

Yamata no Orochi · Nov 15th, 2011, 7:04:55 PM

I trust him, you have my support.

Ray Jay · Nov 15th, 2011, 7:22:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Fat Gen. Empoleon

While I'm not an administrator I do believe we have a starting salary for server hosts at 50K a year? I do believe that's the correct number. Since you make 10K less than forum moderators.

I've had enough of these Smogon bigwigs and fatcats getting forthrightly, blatantly obese salaries while the C&C working class has to scrounge to make a living #OccupySmogon

Colonel M · Nov 15th, 2011, 10:14:08 PM

Eo I think your penis is broken in that message...

**Elevator Music** · Nov 16th, 2011, 12:31:29 AM

damn I was going to comment on Eo's chopped off dick but CM seems to have gotten the first slice

also, you're all despicable........

6A9 Ace Matador · Nov 16th, 2011, 1:34:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Fat mien

I find the way you guys are making false promises of money towards someone who's family has problems with bills disgusting really.

Certainly when it's towards someone who offers us a reliable server for free after we've been having problems with that for over a year now.

uhh have to agree with this and make a whole new message quoting it because you guys just don't seem to understand that this isn't right somehow... aside from the way you didn't bother to consider him as potential stable host you're trolling a naive kid in a bad position IRL.

you need to sort your fucking heads out if this is fun to you

idiotfrommars · Nov 16th, 2011, 2:58:01 PM

Well the PO server has been looking for a new host too, and we are willing to pay more than these Smogon people. Contact kokoloko on the PO forums if you are interested.

**blarajan** · Nov 16th, 2011, 9:58:32 PM

While I couldn't tell you if this poor chap deserved server hosts, I think the bigger question is why Eo has a penis hole.

***Wild Eep**** · Nov 16th, 2011, 10:10:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Fat blarajan

While I couldn't tell you if this poor chap deserved server hosts, I think the bigger question is why Eo has a penis hole.

Because of this user?

**PK Gaming** · Nov 19th, 2011, 1:46:01 PM

This thread went from being one of the weaker trou threads to being one of the best trou threads of all time. Smogondude is a master troll, a minor or a really stupid individual. Either way:

Posting in an epic thread.

Moo · Nov 19th, 2011, 3:01:02 PM

He's not as stupid as he looks. He did manage to take over the Smogon server (sorta) and impersonate BK. Plus I asked him for mods and he know I wasn't a mod somehow....

Still he's an idiot

**blarajan** · Nov 19th, 2011, 8:51:34 PM

smh

NatGeo · Nov 19th, 2011, 10:21:59 PM

oh my god rofl im laughing so hard right now

also Gen don't make Cleveland the butt of every joke :'(

just lmaoing atm

Nov 15th, 2011, 2:41:37 AM	#27
Matthew I love weather; Sun for days Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 3,573 Where the Sun finally sets	While I'm not an administrator I do believe we have a starting salary for server hosts at 50K a year? I do believe that's the correct number. Since you make 10K less than forum moderators. __________________ ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻ What bitgamer tehconnection popcorn last.fm

Nov 15th, 2011, 9:46:21 AM	#29
Swaggersaurus I DON'T NEED A MAN Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 4,793 I DON'T NEED A MAN	did any of you even stop to think about it......? __________________ everybody needs a hobby

Nov 15th, 2011, 10:21:11 AM	#30
Solace* i was born to save the doctor Super Moderator Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 1,972 i love #thatPOWER Mentor	what the.... I only get paid 30k a year! I demand a raise what is this bullshit! __________________ when ppl are like ‘the new pokemon are so unoriginal and dumb’ im like?? ? ? celebi was a flying onion

Nov 15th, 2011, 10:39:56 AM	#31
Nails I wanna be a red panda when I grow up Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 1,253	women make 40% less than men __________________ reyscarface: nails unluckiest man alive Eternal: no ghosting Das

Nov 15th, 2011, 6:25:37 PM	#36
capefeather hey, even pirates need attorneys Moderator Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 2,603 especially internet pirates	Eo wins __________________ If we cannot take joy in things that are merely real, our lives will always be empty. <+joshe> im a registered sex offender for up to calc 3 <+Reflect_Suicune> i was thining of fucking jellicent for some reason <DetroitLolcat> I AM AROUSED BY BIMETALLIC CURRENCY!

Nov 15th, 2011, 2:45:59 AM	#28
~~Smgondude~~ Banned deucer. Join Date: Nov 2011 Posts: 11	Dang..........i paused. thanks my family really needs it.. any way that really paused me. i hope i get approved. thanks

Nov 15th, 2011, 1:16:11 PM	#33
mien Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 643 Belgium	I find the way you guys are making false promises of money towards someone who's family has problems with bills disgusting really. Certainly when it's towards someone who offers us a reliable server for free after we've been having problems with that for over a year now.

Nov 15th, 2011, 5:57:23 PM	#35
Blue_Star gone (?) Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 735	loling so hard @ eo

Nov 15th, 2011, 7:04:55 PM	#37
Yamata no Orochi http://pastebin.com/s3p3efrV Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 258	I trust him, you have my support. __________________ Loli Hadron Collider

Nov 16th, 2011, 12:31:29 AM	#40
Elevator Music there is actually no underscore in my name Moderator Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 5,454	damn I was going to comment on Eo's chopped off dick but CM seems to have gotten the first slice also, you're all despicable........ __________________

Nov 16th, 2011, 2:58:01 PM	#42
idiotfrommars schemes and plots are the same thing Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 1,023 Michigan	Well the PO server has been looking for a new host too, and we are willing to pay more than these Smogon people. Contact kokoloko on the PO forums if you are interested. __________________

Nov 16th, 2011, 9:58:32 PM	#43
blarajan no abuse pls Moderator Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 2,718 Mentor	While I couldn't tell you if this poor chap deserved server hosts, I think the bigger question is why Eo has a penis hole. __________________ Team Babby: Little Cup in Ubers RMT

Nov 19th, 2011, 1:46:01 PM	#45
PK Gaming Quiet Thunder God Moderator Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 4,526 Izanagi	This thread went from being one of the weaker trou threads to being one of the best trou threads of all time. Smogondude is a master troll, a minor or a really stupid individual. Either way: Posting in an epic thread. __________________

Nov 19th, 2011, 3:01:02 PM	#46
Moo Professor Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 1,447	He's not as stupid as he looks. He did manage to take over the Smogon server (sorta) and impersonate BK. Plus I asked him for mods and he know I wasn't a mod somehow.... Still he's an idiot __________________ GP / UU QC, VM for check VM for a UU rate

Nov 19th, 2011, 8:51:34 PM	#47
blarajan no abuse pls Moderator Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 2,718 Mentor	smh __________________ Team Babby: Little Cup in Ubers RMT

Nov 19th, 2011, 10:21:59 PM	#48
NatGeo ♭ Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 2,425 ♯	oh my god rofl im laughing so hard right now also Gen don't make Cleveland the butt of every joke :'( just lmaoing atm __________________