Ranked # 4 On Pokemon Online OU, Nbd

ayo4yayo · Dec 26th, 2011, 1:59:21 AM

So. This team. It's a stall team. No one can beat it. I would be ranked # 1 on Pokemon Online but I just don't feel like playing another match. Every person I battle is just as worthless as the previous. You'd think that the moderators, you know, having the intelligence of a 40 year old because they are 40 years old, would be good at a game that requires the intelligence of a 12 year old to be successful in, but no, they're worthless too. Anyhow, here's the team:

A little about the team:

It counters everything because I have a panda.

In depth:

Blissey@ Brightpowder
Ability: Sand Veil
EVs: 33 HP, 69 Attack, 17 Defense, 9 Special Attack, 128 Special Defense, 252 Speed
Nature: Adamant
- Sandstorm
- Substitute
- Sword Dance
- Sleep Talk

Standard Blissey, nuff said.

Ferrothorn@ Brightpowder
Ability: Sand Veil
EVs:252 Special Attack, 252 Speed, 4 Attack
Nature: Timid
- Substitute
- Sand Attack
- Fire Fang
- Doesn't need a fourth move

Pretty much the glue of the team. Helps counter against Weavile.

Gliscor@ Bright Powder
Ability: Sand Veil
EVs:199 Special Attack, 199 Special Defense, 112 Speed
Nature: Timid
- Dig
- Sand Attack
- Substitute
- Fling

I'm not really sure about Gliscor. Like do I really need him?

Forretress @ Brightpowder
Ability: Sand Veil
EVs: 110 Special Attack, 69 Attack, 1 Defense, 20 Special Defense, 210 Speed
Nature: Timid
- Dragon Rage
- Sand Attack
- Tackle
- Sand Tomb

This team would only have one counter to Gyarados without him. He's a staple because of this reasoning.

Jellicent @ Brightpowder
Ability: Sand Veil
EVs: 3 HP, 252 Speed, 252 Special Attack
Nature: Quiet
-Dragon Rush
-Earthquake
-Tackle
-Sand Attack

Works infamously well with Ferrothorn. Scald for stab and burn and Toxic for breaking walls. Also my spinblocker. Shadow Ball > Night Shade to catch Starmie off guard, as well as others if the opportunity arises.
Wall/Spinblocker/Status-inducer LoL

Panda @ Bright Powder
Ability: Sand Veil
EVs: 252 Attack, 252 Speed, 4 Hp
Nature: Boss
- Earthquake
- Outrage
- Stone Edge
- Sword Dance

Late game sweeper

Yeah, go ahead, copy this team. I don't care. Even if you don't know how to use it, you'll still beat your opponent because at the end of the day, Pokemon requires no skill. I quit.

Bleu Soul · Dec 26th, 2011, 2:14:00 AM

I don't understand why you felt that you needed to post this. It's meant to be a joke, for sure, but it's immature and a little insulting.

Whatever problems you have, if this is something more than just a mere joke, you don't need to vent them here, and not in this way. Be your grudge against Smogon, a community member, mod or fanboy, or even Pokemon itself, this is not the appropriate way to express it.

If you need to vent, talk to someone, or if you are trying to find a solution to your troubles, then go somewhere else where you can find help. If no other option exists, talk to me I guess.

Seriously. There was no good reason to do what you did.

TubaKing · Dec 26th, 2011, 2:42:58 AM

Panda for the Uber Tire!

MikeDecIsHere · Dec 26th, 2011, 2:48:48 AM

Hey there,

interesting team you have here, but you're a little bit Koala weak, as Koalas are infinitely cuter than Pandas ever will be. I suggest swapping out your Blissey with Chuck Norris, since Chuck Norris will allow you to beat any Koalas that come your way.

Chuck Norris @ Bare Fists
Ability: Instant Kill
EVs: Fuck EVs, it's Chuck Norris
Nature: Mother Fucker
-Outrage
-Earthquake
-Hyper Beam
-Giga Impact

Hope I helped, good luck!

Edit: User IFM made a good point. You really don't need any moves on Chuck Norris.

idiotfrommars · Dec 26th, 2011, 2:51:22 AM

Yo mike, Chuck Norris doesn't need moves.

**dragonuser** · Dec 26th, 2011, 2:52:03 AM

needs more scarf chansey

**blarajan** · Dec 26th, 2011, 2:56:26 AM

Not even a funny troll.

.Robert · Dec 26th, 2011, 2:57:00 AM

perfect

reyscarface · Dec 26th, 2011, 3:01:50 AM

personally im a fan of his panda set

ENZ0 · Dec 26th, 2011, 3:04:58 AM

'haha'

why waste your time

lesson: next time weigh the costs and benefits of your actions.

**Raseri** · Dec 26th, 2011, 3:06:34 AM

the first mon is amazing, how come no one here has thought of SD Sandstorm yet?

Vein · Dec 26th, 2011, 3:39:32 AM

heck... stop being such a losers lolssss

LordAizen · Dec 26th, 2011, 3:49:19 AM

oh noes i lost to this team yesterday. The panda 6-0ed me.

Max212 · Dec 26th, 2011, 3:53:23 AM

Lol what a waste of time making this thread. All it takes are a few mouse clicks and bam, nomo troll.

TM13IceBeam · Dec 26th, 2011, 5:11:38 AM

posting in epic thread

Trollmonchan · Dec 26th, 2011, 5:17:38 AM

only part that was remotely funny was panda

4/10 try harder

dragonboy52 · Dec 26th, 2011, 5:18:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fat TM13IceBeam

posting in epic thread

The Silent Storm · Dec 26th, 2011, 6:40:49 AM

Meh, not even that funny

Manxer · Dec 26th, 2011, 7:10:25 AM

the only funny thing is Chuck Norris

but hey you forgot Splash for him

franky · Dec 26th, 2011, 8:54:53 AM

Quote:

So. This team. It's a stall team. No one can beat it. I would be ranked # 1 on Pokemon Online but I just don't feel like playing another match.

**capefeather** · Dec 26th, 2011, 9:40:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fat MikeDecIsHere

Chuck Norris @ No Item
Ability: Chuck Norrised (When a Pokémon hits him with a contact move, Chuck Norris doesn't get hit, the Pokémon gets Chuck Norrised.)
EVs: None (Effort implies it was possible to fail without it.)
Nature: Forgiving (Clearly, since you're still alive reading this.)
-Roundhouse Kick
-Allow to Live (Otherwise there would be no life.)
-Bang! (He just shoots with his finger.)
-Filler (Insert some other fact here. Doesn't really matter.)
(Chuck Norris dgaf about the 12-character limit.)

DO IT RIGHT GDI

iss · Dec 26th, 2011, 1:01:33 PM

this thread was bad

but all the posts made it worse

Yamata no Orochi · Dec 26th, 2011, 1:21:09 PM

Agreed.

Snorlaxe · Dec 26th, 2011, 1:43:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fat Bleu Soul

I don't understand why you felt that you needed to post this. It's meant to be a joke, for sure, but it's immature and a little insulting.

Whatever problems you have, if this is something more than just a mere joke, you don't need to vent them here, and not in this way. Be your grudge against Smogon, a community member, mod or fanboy, or even Pokemon itself, this is not the appropriate way to express it.

If you need to vent, talk to someone, or if you are trying to find a solution to your troubles, then go somewhere else where you can find help. If no other option exists, talk to me I guess.

Seriously. There was no good reason to do what you did.

this post actually kinda made my day

**PK Gaming** · Dec 26th, 2011, 3:07:10 PM

This is just so bad.

I mean I appreciate that someone through the trouble of trouing this thread but its just so weak and unfunny. The sets are so bad, I think he's actually just trying to troll.

An example of an RMT that should be trou'd:
This thread is a masterpiece.

Dec 26th, 2011, 1:59:21 AM	#1
ayo4yayo Join Date: Dec 2011 Posts: 1	Ranked # 4 On Pokemon Online OU, Nbd So. This team. It's a stall team. No one can beat it. I would be ranked # 1 on Pokemon Online but I just don't feel like playing another match. Every person I battle is just as worthless as the previous. You'd think that the moderators, you know, having the intelligence of a 40 year old because they are 40 years old, would be good at a game that requires the intelligence of a 12 year old to be successful in, but no, they're worthless too. Anyhow, here's the team: A little about the team: It counters everything because I have a panda. In depth: Blissey@ Brightpowder Ability: Sand Veil EVs: 33 HP, 69 Attack, 17 Defense, 9 Special Attack, 128 Special Defense, 252 Speed Nature: Adamant - Sandstorm - Substitute - Sword Dance - Sleep Talk Standard Blissey, nuff said. Ferrothorn@ Brightpowder Ability: Sand Veil EVs:252 Special Attack, 252 Speed, 4 Attack Nature: Timid - Substitute - Sand Attack - Fire Fang - Doesn't need a fourth move Pretty much the glue of the team. Helps counter against Weavile. Gliscor@ Bright Powder Ability: Sand Veil EVs:199 Special Attack, 199 Special Defense, 112 Speed Nature: Timid - Dig - Sand Attack - Substitute - Fling I'm not really sure about Gliscor. Like do I really need him? Forretress @ Brightpowder Ability: Sand Veil EVs: 110 Special Attack, 69 Attack, 1 Defense, 20 Special Defense, 210 Speed Nature: Timid - Dragon Rage - Sand Attack - Tackle - Sand Tomb This team would only have one counter to Gyarados without him. He's a staple because of this reasoning. Jellicent @ Brightpowder Ability: Sand Veil EVs: 3 HP, 252 Speed, 252 Special Attack Nature: Quiet -Dragon Rush -Earthquake -Tackle -Sand Attack Works infamously well with Ferrothorn. Scald for stab and burn and Toxic for breaking walls. Also my spinblocker. Shadow Ball > Night Shade to catch Starmie off guard, as well as others if the opportunity arises. Wall/Spinblocker/Status-inducer LoL Panda @ Bright Powder Ability: Sand Veil EVs: 252 Attack, 252 Speed, 4 Hp Nature: Boss - Earthquake - Outrage - Stone Edge - Sword Dance Late game sweeper Yeah, go ahead, copy this team. I don't care. Even if you don't know how to use it, you'll still beat your opponent because at the end of the day, Pokemon requires no skill. I quit.

Dec 26th, 2011, 2:42:58 AM	#3
TubaKing Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 305 United States	Panda for the Uber Tire! __________________ Lurking since 2009

Dec 26th, 2011, 2:48:48 AM	#4
MikeDecIsHere Laying the Groundwork for the Pound Work Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 1,831 Staten Island Mentor	Hey there, interesting team you have here, but you're a little bit Koala weak, as Koalas are infinitely cuter than Pandas ever will be. I suggest swapping out your Blissey with Chuck Norris, since Chuck Norris will allow you to beat any Koalas that come your way. Chuck Norris @ Bare Fists Ability: Instant Kill EVs: Fuck EVs, it's Chuck Norris Nature: Mother Fucker -Outrage -Earthquake -Hyper Beam -Giga Impact Hope I helped, good luck! Edit: User IFM made a good point. You really don't need any moves on Chuck Norris. __________________

Dec 26th, 2011, 2:51:22 AM	#5
idiotfrommars schemes and plots are the same thing Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 1,022 Michigan	Yo mike, Chuck Norris doesn't need moves. __________________

Dec 26th, 2011, 2:56:26 AM	#7
blarajan no abuse pls Moderator Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 2,713 Mentor	Not even a funny troll. __________________ Team Babby: Little Cup in Ubers RMT

Dec 26th, 2011, 2:52:03 AM	#6
dragonuser If our love is tragedy, why are you my remedy? Moderator Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 1,275 Mentor	needs more scarf chansey

Dec 26th, 2011, 2:57:00 AM	#8
.Robert Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 1,259 Death Reapers	perfect __________________ The Boss Reaper

Dec 26th, 2011, 3:01:50 AM	#9
reyscarface Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 5,012	personally im a fan of his panda set

Dec 26th, 2011, 3:06:34 AM	#11
Raseri I'm a leaf on the wind; watch how i soar Moderator Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 1,701 Mentor	the first mon is amazing, how come no one here has thought of SD Sandstorm yet? __________________ best Quality Control member 2012

Dec 26th, 2011, 3:39:32 AM	#12
Vein Join Date: Nov 2011 Posts: 1,146 Pinas	heck... stop being such a losers lolssss __________________ Knicks and knees just don't get along, and until mankind learns to play basketball without using the knees, the Knicks will never win that elusive championship.

Dec 26th, 2011, 3:49:19 AM	#13
LordAizen Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 55	oh noes i lost to this team yesterday. The panda 6-0ed me.

Dec 26th, 2011, 3:53:23 AM	#14
Max212 Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 245 California	Lol what a waste of time making this thread. All it takes are a few mouse clicks and bam, nomo troll.

Dec 26th, 2011, 5:11:38 AM	#15
TM13IceBeam Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 3,244 stuck in the past, locked in the present, banned from the future	posting in epic thread __________________ Start of turn 24 Natu used Grass Knot! It's super effective! The foe's Corsola lost 31% of its health! Riolu ftw Amazing Rotom-S is amazing KAKUNA i'm dead, don't bother contacting me

Dec 26th, 2011, 5:17:38 AM	#16
Trollmonchan Join Date: Sep 2011 Posts: 277 Northern Ireland	only part that was remotely funny was panda 4/10 try harder

Dec 26th, 2011, 6:40:49 AM	#18
The Silent Storm Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 99	Meh, not even that funny __________________ Gone for good

Dec 26th, 2011, 7:10:25 AM	#19
Manxer Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 47 Cambridge, UK	the only funny thing is Chuck Norris but hey you forgot Splash for him __________________ We are Ninja Nope, Chuck Testa ...

Dec 26th, 2011, 1:01:33 PM	#22
iss perpetual semifinalist Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 1,969 sirndpt <3	this thread was bad but all the posts made it worse __________________ "Mienfoo is a shitty Pokemon." - blarajan

Dec 26th, 2011, 1:21:09 PM	#23
Yamata no Orochi http://pastebin.com/s3p3efrV Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 258	Agreed. __________________ Loli Hadron Collider

Dec 26th, 2011, 3:07:10 PM	#25
PK Gaming Quiet Thunder God Moderator Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 4,520 Izanagi	This is just so bad. I mean I appreciate that someone through the trouble of trouing this thread but its just so weak and unfunny. The sets are so bad, I think he's actually just trying to troll. An example of an RMT that should be trou'd: This thread is a masterpiece. __________________