A solemn warning to all of Smogon.

Drdek Summoner · Nov 20th, 2011, 2:39:20 AM

The power of The Drdek will be realized. On December 1st, 2011, at 1:21 P.M. and 12 seconds, Smogon will fall to the crushing might of The Drdek. It is inevitable. You shall not escape. Those who have done no wrong have nothing to fear. Those who have taken advantage of young women(this means you, zerowing) and children will be obliterated and sent to the depths of hell. Those who obey The Drdek will be lifted up to the heavenly spheres above and will live an ascended life in the Other World. Smogon has abused the power of the gods and it is time to repent for your sins. Dovahkiin Naal ok zin los vahriin wah dein vokul mahfaeraak ahst vaal! Ahrk fin norok paal graan

LONG LIVE THE DRDEK. DEATH TO SMOGON.
fod nust hon zindro zaan Dovahkiin, fah hin kogaan mu draal! Huzrah nu, kul do od, wah aan bok lingrah vod Aahrk fin tey, boziik fun, do fin gein!

~~Holy Priest of The Drdek~~ · Nov 23rd, 2011, 11:16:22 PM

THE DRDEK IS UPON US!! IT'S POWER WILL BE REALIZED! PREPARE YOURSELVES FOR HIS ANCIENT WRATH!

THIS HOLY CHANT WILL AWAKEN THE BEAST!! COME FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORTH

Dovahkiin, Dovahkiin
Naal ok zin los vahriin
wah dein vokul mahfaeraak ahst vaal!
Ahrk fin norok paal graan
fod nust hon zindro zaan
Dovahkiin, fah hin kogaan mu draal!

Huzrah nu, kul do od, wah aan bok lingrah vod
Aahrk fin tey, boziik fun, do fin gein!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HEAR HIS ROAR

~~The Ultimate Drdek~~ · Nov 26th, 2011, 1:58:15 AM

DO U TAKE ME FOR A FOOL? YOU MERGE MY THREAD WITH THE SKYWARD SWORD MEGATHREAD.... NOW YOU WILL FEEL MY ULTIMATE WRATH AS I SEND YOU TO THE NEXT DEMENSION!!!!!!!!

Ahrk fin zul, rok drey kod, nau tol morokei frod, rul lot Taazokaan motaad voth kein!
Sahrot Thu'um, med aan tuz, vey zeim hokoron pah, ol fin Dovahkiin komeyt ok rein!
Ahrk fin Kel lost prodah, do ved viing ko fin krah, tol fod zeymah win kein meyz fundein!
Alduin, feyn do jun, kruziik vokun staadnau, voth aan bahlok wah diivon fin lein! Nuz aan sul, fent alok, fod fin vul dovah nok, fen kos nahlot mahfaeraak ahrk ruz!
Paaz Keizaal fen kos stin nol bein Alduin jot, Dovahkiin kos fin saviik do muz!
Dovahkiin, Dovahkiin
Naal ok zin los vahriin
wah dein vokul mahfaeraak ahst vaal!
Ahrk fin norok paal graan
fod nust hon zindro zaan
Dovahkiin, fah hin kogaan mu draal!

**Tobes** · Nov 26th, 2011, 2:07:35 AM

sdfgfbvnm aidjfejn cthulu

***Vader**** · Jan 8th, 2012, 11:20:57 PM

BEHOLD THE TALE OF DRDEK

Ray Jay · Jan 9th, 2012, 12:13:20 AM

Good use of "solemn"

Fabbles · Jan 9th, 2012, 12:13:25 AM

THE DRDEK

New World Order · Jan 9th, 2012, 12:52:11 AM

As I read this, one thing was on my mind the whole time, "Who's Dovahkiin?"

**capefeather** · Jan 9th, 2012, 10:05:46 AM

The OP has his alt names mixed up. He clearly meant imperfectluck. Also the third guy has watched too much Ocean Dub DBZ.

Snorlaxe · Jan 9th, 2012, 1:23:03 PM

plz dont bomb me i'll be good

Yamata no Orochi · Jan 9th, 2012, 5:52:07 PM

I never knew Skyrim had a special language for unleashing demons.

Smith · Jan 9th, 2012, 6:28:57 PM

Kevin Garrett · Jan 9th, 2012, 6:53:11 PM

Fabbles don't post a picture of a Yu-Gi-Oh card. Now everyone is going to think this is a locopoke alt.

Bass · Jan 10th, 2012, 1:04:24 PM

The fact that he went through the trouble of making 3 separate accounts to do this really made it that much better.

**macle** · Jan 10th, 2012, 1:24:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fat Kevin Garrett

Fabbles don't post a picture of a Yu-Gi-Oh card. Now everyone is going to think this is a locopoke alt.

but all he knows is tour stats and yugioh

Fabbles · Jan 11th, 2012, 3:17:35 AM

Frankenstein were you saying something?

NatGeo · Jan 12th, 2012, 6:25:14 PM

!sickburn

Stathakis · Jan 12th, 2012, 8:36:38 PM

speaking of yu gi oh cards

Windsong · Jan 12th, 2012, 8:51:39 PM

negate

***Vader**** · Jan 12th, 2012, 9:28:59 PM

lol people made the same joke originally in this thread before i deleted all the posts xD

Super Mario Bro · Jan 14th, 2012, 2:13:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fat Windsong

negate

I'll negate that with

mwahaha

Tomahawk9 · Jan 14th, 2012, 2:35:55 PM

it's over

NatGeo · Jan 14th, 2012, 4:37:08 PM

/meme

***Haunter***** · Jan 17th, 2012, 3:01:48 PM

http://www.smogon.com/forums/member.php?u=118143

Steamroll · Jan 17th, 2012, 8:47:01 PM

*kick*
*IP change*
*Silent Mute*
*IP change*
*Kick*
*IP change*
I am nosepath fear me and my nosepass army
*kick*

Nov 20th, 2011, 2:39:20 AM	#1
Drdek Summoner Join Date: Nov 2011 Posts: 2	A solemn warning to all of Smogon. The power of The Drdek will be realized. On December 1st, 2011, at 1:21 P.M. and 12 seconds, Smogon will fall to the crushing might of The Drdek. It is inevitable. You shall not escape. Those who have done no wrong have nothing to fear. Those who have taken advantage of young women(this means you, zerowing) and children will be obliterated and sent to the depths of hell. Those who obey The Drdek will be lifted up to the heavenly spheres above and will live an ascended life in the Other World. Smogon has abused the power of the gods and it is time to repent for your sins. Dovahkiin Naal ok zin los vahriin wah dein vokul mahfaeraak ahst vaal! Ahrk fin norok paal graan LONG LIVE THE DRDEK. DEATH TO SMOGON. fod nust hon zindro zaan Dovahkiin, fah hin kogaan mu draal! Huzrah nu, kul do od, wah aan bok lingrah vod Aahrk fin tey, boziik fun, do fin gein!

Nov 23rd, 2011, 11:16:22 PM	#2
~~Holy Priest of The Drdek~~ Banned deucer. Join Date: Nov 2011 Posts: 1	The Drdek is upon us. THE DRDEK IS UPON US!! IT'S POWER WILL BE REALIZED! PREPARE YOURSELVES FOR HIS ANCIENT WRATH! THIS HOLY CHANT WILL AWAKEN THE BEAST!! COME FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORTH Dovahkiin, Dovahkiin Naal ok zin los vahriin wah dein vokul mahfaeraak ahst vaal! Ahrk fin norok paal graan fod nust hon zindro zaan Dovahkiin, fah hin kogaan mu draal! Huzrah nu, kul do od, wah aan bok lingrah vod Aahrk fin tey, boziik fun, do fin gein! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HEAR HIS ROAR

Nov 26th, 2011, 1:58:15 AM	#3
~~The Ultimate Drdek~~ Banned deucer. Join Date: Oct 2011 Posts: 1	THE ULTIMATE DRDEK POWER UNLEASHED DO U TAKE ME FOR A FOOL? YOU MERGE MY THREAD WITH THE SKYWARD SWORD MEGATHREAD.... NOW YOU WILL FEEL MY ULTIMATE WRATH AS I SEND YOU TO THE NEXT DEMENSION!!!!!!!! Ahrk fin zul, rok drey kod, nau tol morokei frod, rul lot Taazokaan motaad voth kein! Sahrot Thu'um, med aan tuz, vey zeim hokoron pah, ol fin Dovahkiin komeyt ok rein! Ahrk fin Kel lost prodah, do ved viing ko fin krah, tol fod zeymah win kein meyz fundein! Alduin, feyn do jun, kruziik vokun staadnau, voth aan bahlok wah diivon fin lein! Nuz aan sul, fent alok, fod fin vul dovah nok, fen kos nahlot mahfaeraak ahrk ruz! Paaz Keizaal fen kos stin nol bein Alduin jot, Dovahkiin kos fin saviik do muz! Dovahkiin, Dovahkiin Naal ok zin los vahriin wah dein vokul mahfaeraak ahst vaal! Ahrk fin norok paal graan fod nust hon zindro zaan Dovahkiin, fah hin kogaan mu draal!

Nov 26th, 2011, 2:07:35 AM	#4
Tobes Woo-hoo, woo-hoo-hoo, woo-hoo-hoo-woo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Moderator Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 2,250 GONER	sdfgfbvnm aidjfejn cthulu __________________

Jan 8th, 2012, 11:20:57 PM	#5
*Vader caustic Super Moderator** Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 2,177 avatar by magistrum	BEHOLD THE TALE OF DRDEK __________________

Jan 9th, 2012, 12:13:20 AM	#6
Ray Jay Clearly cannot choose the wine in front of you Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 1,507	Good use of "solemn" __________________ Don't count the days, make the days count. Katakiri: How did you even get into this university?

Jan 9th, 2012, 12:13:25 AM	#7
Fabbles Reborn The Monster Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 953 Graveyard	THE DRDEK

Jan 9th, 2012, 12:52:11 AM	#8
New World Order The Baby Arcanine All Grown Up :') Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 1,893 Edmonton	As I read this, one thing was on my mind the whole time, "Who's Dovahkiin?" __________________ RAWRGRAWRAWWRARRWRAARGRAWWRAWWRAR

Jan 9th, 2012, 10:05:46 AM	#9
capefeather hey, even pirates need attorneys Moderator Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 2,603 especially internet pirates	The OP has his alt names mixed up. He clearly meant imperfectluck. Also the third guy has watched too much Ocean Dub DBZ. __________________ If we cannot take joy in things that are merely real, our lives will always be empty. <+joshe> im a registered sex offender for up to calc 3 <+Reflect_Suicune> i was thining of fucking jellicent for some reason <DetroitLolcat> I AM AROUSED BY BIMETALLIC CURRENCY!

Jan 9th, 2012, 1:23:03 PM	#10
Snorlaxe #bossniggaprobs Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 2,232	plz dont bomb me i'll be good

Jan 9th, 2012, 5:52:07 PM	#11
Yamata no Orochi http://pastebin.com/s3p3efrV Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 258	I never knew Skyrim had a special language for unleashing demons. __________________ Loli Hadron Collider

Jan 9th, 2012, 6:28:57 PM	#12
Smith ☆:.｡. o(≧▽≦)o .｡.:☆ Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 1,342 Denton, Texas, USA	__________________ [20:44] <@DrFidget> Am I the only one who still uses the internet strictly for porn and videogames?

Jan 9th, 2012, 6:53:11 PM	#13
Kevin Garrett is a competitor Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 3,237 Passaic County, NJ	Fabbles don't post a picture of a Yu-Gi-Oh card. Now everyone is going to think this is a locopoke alt.

Jan 10th, 2012, 1:04:24 PM	#14
Bass I'm...feeling...faint... Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 1,227	The fact that he went through the trouble of making 3 separate accounts to do this really made it that much better.

Jan 11th, 2012, 3:17:35 AM	#16
Fabbles Reborn The Monster Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 953 Graveyard	Frankenstein were you saying something?

Jan 12th, 2012, 6:25:14 PM	#17
NatGeo ♭ Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 2,426 ♯	!sickburn __________________

Jan 12th, 2012, 8:36:38 PM	#18
Stathakis I hax people in real life Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 1,821	speaking of yu gi oh cards

Jan 12th, 2012, 8:51:39 PM	#19
Windsong you know you loved me, xoxo Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 817 elsewhere	negate

Jan 12th, 2012, 9:28:59 PM	#20
*Vader caustic Super Moderator** Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 2,177 avatar by magistrum	lol people made the same joke originally in this thread before i deleted all the posts xD __________________

Jan 14th, 2012, 2:35:55 PM	#22
Tomahawk9 Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 1,439	it's over __________________ C&C Work \| Smog Work

Jan 14th, 2012, 4:37:08 PM	#23
NatGeo ♭ Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 2,426 ♯	/meme __________________

Jan 17th, 2012, 8:47:01 PM	#25
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