(Completed) danmantincan vs. Nightmare Jigglypuff! The rap battle of the century! - Page 2

The Wanderer · May 1st, 2012, 11:56:34 AM

Pre-round

Round 6: Go Go Torrent Waterfall!

...Except it never happened, because Tormod KO'd Freddie with Psychic.

calculations

End Round 6

Benched

You're up, Jiggs. Let's see that Metagross!

Nightmare Jigglypuff · May 4th, 2012, 9:30:19 AM

Yes, i definitely know exactly what i'm doing.

Magnet Rise ~ Shadow Ball ~ Zen Headbutt

danmantincan · May 4th, 2012, 11:53:30 AM

Fire Blast~Lava Plume~Fire Blast

The Wanderer · May 4th, 2012, 10:33:32 PM

Pre-round

Round 7: Need to go out for a bit, don't look for me. -Wanderer

HELLO. I AM A ROBOT. I WILL BE PERFORMING REFEREE DUTIES AS THAT WORTHLESS MEATBAG [CENSORED] HAS WALKED OUT ON HIS DUTIES.

THE MAGMA SPECIMEN BURNS THE METAL SPECIMEN WITH A FLAMING KANJI. THE METAL SPECIMEN LEVITATES ON ELECTROMAGNETISM.

THE MAGMA SPECIMEN ENGULFS THE METAL SPECIMEN IN HOT SMOKE. THE METAL SPECIMEN RETALIATES WITH A BALL OF DARKNESS.

THE MAGMA SPECIMEN BURNS THE METAL SPECIMEN WITH A FLAMING KANJI AGAIN. THE METAL SPECIMEN HEADBUTTS HIM.

*Meanwhile, in a dive of a bar not too far from ASB arena, the wanderer is drowning his sorrows. Hard.*

calculations

End Round 7

Benched

DANMANTINCAN. IT IS YOUR TURN.

danmantincan · May 4th, 2012, 11:20:51 PM

Flamethrower~Lava Plume~Flamethrower

Nightmare Jigglypuff · May 7th, 2012, 10:49:44 AM

I'm kinda worrying for Wanderer's safety. Come back, this robot is kinda scaring me.

Psychic ~ Is Dead ~ Will Resurrect
If not dead, Psychic.

The Wanderer · May 7th, 2012, 11:16:57 AM

Pre-round

ROUND 8: THE MAGMA SPECIMEN DEFEATS THE METAL SPECIMEN

HELLO. I AM A ROBOT. I WILL BE PERFORMING REFEREE DUTIES AS THAT FLESHLING WRETCH [CENSORED] HAS WALKED OUT ON HIS DUTIES.

THE MAGMA SPECIMEN SHOOTS FIRE AT THE METAL SPECIMEN.

THE METAL SPECIMEN IS DEFEATED.

DANMANTINCAN IS VICTORIOUS.

END PROGRAM.

*Meanwhile, in a dive of a bar not too far from ASB arena...*

"Boss, I know it sucks, but shouldn't we get back to the are-"

"Shaddup, Reekuh!" *snivel* "She wash my evruhthing, dammit! My EVRUHTHING!" *hic*

calculations

The battle is over! danmantincan is victorious!

Benched

Prizes
danmantincan:
2 CC
Magmortar: 3 MC and 3(!) KOC
Darmanitan: 3 MC
Pyroak: 3 MC

Nightmare Jigglypuff:
2 CC
Metagross: 2 MC and 1 DC
Mismagius: 3 MC
Swampert: 3 MC

The Wanderer:
7 UC and a really bad hangover

Well done, guys!

May 1st, 2012, 11:56:34 AM	#26
The Wanderer Join Date: Nov 2011 Posts: 1,840 Sumshadagrene City	Pre-round danmantincan: Tormod HP: 34 EN: 39 Spe: 83 Abilities: Flame Body, Vital Spirit Status ailments: Taunt (3 actions) Buffs/debuffs: None Other: None VS. Nightmare Jigglypuff: Frederick HP: 11 EN: 43 Spe: 60 Abilities: Torrent, Damp Status ailments: Burn Buffs/debuffs: None Other: None Round 6: Go Go Torrent Waterfall! ...Except it never happened, because Tormod KO'd Freddie with Psychic. calculations Order: Magmortar, Swampert Action 1 Tormod used Psychic! -Hit chance: Irrelevant = Hit -Crit chance: 9827 = NOPE. -Damage: 10 + 7.5 - 4.5 = 13 damage -Energy Cost: 5 + (4 / 2) = 7 EN Frederick fainted! Numbers: -Magmortar: -7 EN -Swampert: -11 HP End Round 6 danmantincan: Tormod HP: 34 EN: 32 Spe: 83 Abilities: Flame Body, Vital Spirit Status ailments: Taunt (2 actions) Buffs/debuffs: None Other: None VS. Nightmare Jigglypuff: Frederick HP: KO EN: 43 Spe: 60 Abilities: Torrent, Damp Status ailments: Faint Buffs/debuffs: None Other: None Benched danmantincan: Nolan HP: 43 EN: 30 Spe: 55 Abilities: Sheer Force (OFF), Zen Mode (ON) Status ailments: None Buffs/debuffs: None Other: None You're up, Jiggs. Let's see that Metagross! __________________ <Matezoide> Guys <Matezoide> I need a terrible title <Matezoide> For Lockdown vs CMFP <Lad> CUNNILINGUS: The Musical. ...Also, asb team. Also also, ref profile.

May 4th, 2012, 9:30:19 AM	#27
Nightmare Jigglypuff Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 834 Ho everyone, mark ye well this lame horse!	Yes, i definitely know exactly what i'm doing. Magnet Rise ~ Shadow Ball ~ Zen Headbutt __________________ <SevenDeadlySins> "Yo mama so fat she resists ice and is neutral to fire!" My CAP ASB Team. I can also ref if needed.

May 4th, 2012, 11:53:30 AM	#28
danmantincan Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 2,680 Canada	Fire Blast~Lava Plume~Fire Blast __________________ ASB Profile <iiMKUltra> i am in a gay relationship with most of smogon Those fuckers tried to take my throne, I took their lives

May 4th, 2012, 10:33:32 PM	#29
The Wanderer Join Date: Nov 2011 Posts: 1,840 Sumshadagrene City	Pre-round danmantincan: Tormod HP: 34 EN: 32 Spe: 83 Abilities: Flame Body, Vital Spirit Status ailments: Taunt (2 actions) Buffs/debuffs: None Other: None VS. Nightmare Jigglypuff: Onion_Bubs HP: 100 EN: 100 Spe: 60 Abilities: Clear Body Status ailments: None Buffs/debuffs: Anti-speed nature (-10 evasion) Other: None Round 7: Need to go out for a bit, don't look for me. -Wanderer HELLO. I AM A ROBOT. I WILL BE PERFORMING REFEREE DUTIES AS THAT WORTHLESS MEATBAG [CENSORED] HAS WALKED OUT ON HIS DUTIES. THE MAGMA SPECIMEN BURNS THE METAL SPECIMEN WITH A FLAMING KANJI. THE METAL SPECIMEN LEVITATES ON ELECTROMAGNETISM. THE MAGMA SPECIMEN ENGULFS THE METAL SPECIMEN IN HOT SMOKE. THE METAL SPECIMEN RETALIATES WITH A BALL OF DARKNESS. THE MAGMA SPECIMEN BURNS THE METAL SPECIMEN WITH A FLAMING KANJI AGAIN. THE METAL SPECIMEN HEADBUTTS HIM. Meanwhile, in a dive of a bar not too far from ASB arena, the wanderer is drowning his sorrows. Hard. calculations Order: Magmortar, Metagross Action 1 Tormod used Fire Blast! -Hit chance (Hit <= 9500): 5787 = Hit -Crit chance: 3160 = NOEP. -Damage: (12 + 3 + 7.5 - 4.5) * 1.5 = 27 damage! -Effect chance (Burn <= 1000): 870 = Burn Onion_Bubs used Magnet Rise! Onion_Bubs levitated on electromagnetism! (6 actions) Onion_Bubs is hurt by its burn! (-2 HP Metagross) Numbers: -Magmortar: -7 EN -Metagross: -29(!) HP, -6 EN Action 2 Tormod used Lava Plume! -Hit chance: Irrelevant = Hit -Crit chance: 7472 = NOPE. -Damage: (8 + 3 + 7.5 - 4.5) * 1.5 = 21 damage! -Effect chance: Irrelevant = NPOE. Onion_Bubs used Shadow Ball! -Hit chance: Irrelevant = Hit -Crit chance: 8928 = NOPE. -Damage: 8 + 6 - 4.5 = 9.5 damage -Effect chance (-1 SpD <= 2000): 8179 = no Onion_Bubs is hurt by its burn! (-2 HP Metagross) Numbers: -Magmortar: -9.5 HP, -5 EN -Metagross: -23(!) HP, -6 EN Action 3 Tormod used Fire Blast! -Hit chance (Hit <= 9500) = Hit -Crit chance: 9549 = no -Damage: (12 + 3 + 7.5 - 4.5) * 1.5 = 27 damage! -Effect chance: Irrelevant = No Onion_Bubs used Zen Headbutt! -Hit chance (Hit <= 9000): 3057 = Hit -Crit chance: 864 = no -Damage: 8 + 3 + 7.5 - 3 - 3 = 12.5 damage -Effect chance: Irrelevant = no Onion_Bubs is hurt by its burn! (-2 HP Metagross) Numbers: -Magmortar: -12.5 HP, -7 EN -Metagross: -29(!) HP, -5 EN Final Numbers: -Magmortar: -22 HP, -19 EN -Metagross: -81 HP, -17 EN End Round 7 danmantincan: Tormod HP: 12 EN: 13 Spe: 83 Abilities: Flame Body, Vital Spirit Status ailments: None Buffs/debuffs: None Other: None VS. Nightmare Jigglypuff: Onion_Bubs HP: 19 EN: 83 Spe: 60 Abilities: Clear Body Status ailments: Burn Buffs/debuffs: Anti-speed nature (-10 evasion) Other: None Benched danmantincan: Nolan HP: 43 EN: 30 Spe: 55 Abilities: Sheer Force (OFF), Zen Mode (ON) Status ailments: None Buffs/debuffs: None Other: None DANMANTINCAN. IT IS YOUR TURN. __________________ <Matezoide> Guys <Matezoide> I need a terrible title <Matezoide> For Lockdown vs CMFP <Lad> CUNNILINGUS: The Musical. ...Also, asb team. Also also, ref profile.

May 4th, 2012, 11:20:51 PM	#30
danmantincan Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 2,680 Canada	Flamethrower~Lava Plume~Flamethrower __________________ ASB Profile <iiMKUltra> i am in a gay relationship with most of smogon Those fuckers tried to take my throne, I took their lives

May 7th, 2012, 10:49:44 AM	#31
Nightmare Jigglypuff Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 834 Ho everyone, mark ye well this lame horse!	I'm kinda worrying for Wanderer's safety. Come back, this robot is kinda scaring me. Psychic ~ Is Dead ~ Will Resurrect If not dead, Psychic. __________________ <SevenDeadlySins> "Yo mama so fat she resists ice and is neutral to fire!" My CAP ASB Team. I can also ref if needed.

May 7th, 2012, 11:16:57 AM	#32
The Wanderer Join Date: Nov 2011 Posts: 1,840 Sumshadagrene City	Pre-round danmantincan: Tormod HP: 12 EN: 13 Spe: 83 Abilities: Flame Body, Vital Spirit Status ailments: None Buffs/debuffs: None Other: None VS. Nightmare Jigglypuff: Onion_Bubs HP: 19 EN: 83 Spe: 60 Abilities: Clear Body Status ailments: Burn Buffs/debuffs: Anti-speed nature (-10 evasion) Other: None ROUND 8: THE MAGMA SPECIMEN DEFEATS THE METAL SPECIMEN HELLO. I AM A ROBOT. I WILL BE PERFORMING REFEREE DUTIES AS THAT FLESHLING WRETCH [CENSORED] HAS WALKED OUT ON HIS DUTIES. THE MAGMA SPECIMEN SHOOTS FIRE AT THE METAL SPECIMEN. THE METAL SPECIMEN IS DEFEATED. DANMANTINCAN IS VICTORIOUS. END PROGRAM. Meanwhile, in a dive of a bar not too far from ASB arena... "Boss, I know it sucks, but shouldn't we get back to the are-" "Shaddup, Reekuh!" snivel "She wash my evruhthing, dammit! My EVRUHTHING!" hic calculations Order: Magmortar, Metagross Action 1 Tormod used Flamethrower! -Hit chance: Irrelevant = Hit -Crit chance: 1937 = NOPE. -Damage: (10 + 3 + 7.5 - 4.5) * 1.5 = 24 damage! Onion_Bubs fainted! Numbers: -Magmortar: -6 EN -Metagross: -19 HP The battle is over! danmantincan is victorious! danmantincan: Tormod HP: 12 EN: 7 Spe: 83 Abilities: Flame Body, Vital Spirit Status ailments: None Buffs/debuffs: None Other: None VS. Nightmare Jigglypuff: Onion_Bubs HP: KO EN: 83 Spe: 60 Abilities: Clear Body Status ailments: Faint Buffs/debuffs: Anti-speed nature (-10 evasion) Other: None Benched danmantincan: Nolan HP: 43 EN: 30 Spe: 55 Abilities: Sheer Force (OFF), Zen Mode (ON) Status ailments: None Buffs/debuffs: None Other: None Prizes danmantincan: 2 CC Magmortar: 3 MC and 3(!) KOC Darmanitan: 3 MC Pyroak: 3 MC Nightmare Jigglypuff: 2 CC Metagross: 2 MC and 1 DC Mismagius: 3 MC Swampert: 3 MC The Wanderer: 7 UC and a really bad hangover Well done, guys! __________________ <Matezoide> Guys <Matezoide> I need a terrible title <Matezoide> For Lockdown vs CMFP <Lad> CUNNILINGUS: The Musical. ...Also, asb team. Also also, ref profile.