(Expert) billymills Mafia [Game Over :O]

[Acklow]

Taking Iota's soul

[askaninjask]

Iotaroll. billymills has been lynched. He was:

Dear Iota,
You are Rockville.


You are a deserted ghost town in Delaware County, Iowa. The last time people lived in you was over 110 years ago, in 1898. I don’t know what they did, but I presume they must have rocked.

At night, you may PM the host, askaninjask, “Night X - Protecting <alias> in abandoned warehouse.” You will protect <alias> by putting him in an abandoned warehouse in your abandoned town. <alias> will be unable to be killed that night.

<snip>

You are allied with The Resistance. You win if The Resistance is the last team standing and <nope> and <not telling> are dead.

Well done!

Aliases who mobbed Iota today include (and are limited to):

...

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Beta
Gamma
Delta
Zeta
Eta
Kappa
Lambda
Nu
Omicron
Pi
Rho
Sigma
Tau
Upsilon
Phi
Omega

It is now Night 2. Night 2 ends 47 hours as of this post.

EDIT: I knew I forgot something. It appears as though Ditto had reconstructive surgery on his hair, face, and body, and now looks and talks exactly like Altair. Strange!

(Altair has subbed in for Ditto)

[askaninjask]

You all wake up to see an Empire massacre.

“WHO would DO this?” asks The Emperor, askaninjask. “They’ve killed Sigma and Tau!”

He was right. You saw a bloody mess of Sigma on the ground. You could tell from his enormous foot and skinny frame that he was none other than the man himself, Da Letter El.

Dear Sigma,
You are Elaine Rapp.


You are an American artist and the owner of numerous stone carving workshops in various countries. You also once taught a room of 100 people how to carve stone at once.

At night, you may PM the host, askaninjask, “Night X - Teaching <alias> how to carve stone.” You will teach <alias> how to carve stone. <alias> will be so grateful that he or she will target you with whatever night action they have.

You may be able to improve your teaching technique if you come across the Priceless Relic.

<snip>

You are allied with The Empire. You win if The Empire is the last team standing and you exit the game with the Priceless Relic in your possession.

However, you realized that he had accomplished his goal...

You found the Priceless Relic you’ve been looking for by <snip>! Now your teaching technique can be improved even more!

Now, you may PM the host, askaninjask, “Night X - Teaching <user> how to art.” <user> will be so engrossed in his art that he will be unable to do anything else that night.

It seems he DID have the Priceless Relic in his possession when he died, and as such may win the game, so long as The Empire wins.

The other body was clearly a Hydrattler. You could tell from its... uh, iono, beak?

Dear Tau,
You are Peter Carl Faberge.


You are a jeweller from Russia who crafted the famous series of Faberge eggs. These eggs are easter eggs jeweled with emerald, diamond, ruby, and other precious materials that the nobility in Russia took quite a liking to before they were abolished by the Bolshevik revolution.

You are far too famous to be in this game. As such you cannot be bothered to have a night action at this time.

This might change if you had a slice of some humble pie. Indeed, if you could get your hands on some Humble Pie, you may be able to do something very useful.

You are allied with The Empire. You win if The Empire is the last team standing and you exit the game with the Humble Pie in your possession.

He never found his Humble Pie.... so he LOSES.

Rough night for The Empire!

It is now Day 3. Day 3 ends 47 hours as of this post. That’s two days minus one hour.

Due to my procrastination skills, it has taken until now to send out all results. Results are all out as of this edit.

[Hydrattler]

damn, i died

[Acklow]

[11:56pm] Altair: i want dle to cohost
[11:56pm] Altair: he will live on in our hearts and result pms

[Quagsires]

Kinda hard to mourn for dle when the night is not over yet (aska)

Lynch Rho

if its not obvious by that, I'm leading this now, though I would prefer not a majority yet due to some oddities with what I have. A contact from Rho might sort this out as well. However, I can say in the esteemed words of a great and honorable man:

<billymills> Quagsires sux

EDIT: emphasis on the no majority yet due to an issue coming up

[Aura Guardian]

Lynch Rho. On the topic of deception, Rho: 'you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.'

[Itchni]

Seems good then

Lynch Rho

[Agape]

I will need more info to work with this new leader.

Lynch Rho though

[Blue_Tornado]

Vote Rho

[Layell]

Oh hey it's high time I vote Rho

[Steven Snype]

RHO RHO RHO RHO'S BOAT GENTLY DOWN A STREAAAMMMMM

[Paperblade]

RHO RHO FIGHT THE POWAH

[shade]

vote rho

[Altair]

vote rho

quagsires pls

[coolking49]

I believe we are l-1 though I may have miscounted. Quagsires, do you still not want majority?

[askaninjask]

Deadline was about an hour ago. Will edit this post with the update shortly.

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So you gathered around Rho to lynch him and noticed he was particularly absorbent. Some would go as far as to say that you would be saying "wow" every time if you were to use him to dry something. Unfortunately for zorbees, his water-soaking powers did not help him this time.

Dear Rho,
You are Nina Cicilia.


You are a Venezuelan model who once placed in some beauty contest. While known for your good looks, you also have one degree in Accounting and one in Piano.

At night, you may PM the host, askaninjask, “Night X - File <alias>’s taxes.” You will file <alias>’s taxes. In order to do this while getting the most discounts possible, <alias> will need to tell you his or her full role PM.

Since nobody expects you to be so good at so many different things, when inspected you will show up as the following:

<snip>

<sníp>

You are allied with The Radical Center. You win if The Radical Center is the last team standing.

Aliases who voted for Rho:

...

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Alpha
Gamma
Delta
Zeta
Eta
Theta
Kappa
Nu
Upsilon
Chi

With that threat gone, you are all eager to see what tomorrow will bring.

It is now Night Three. Night Three ends 46 hours (that's two days minus TWO hours) as of this post (not this edit).

[Walrein]

The number of actions we have received is incredibly disappointing, to say the least. As such, deadline has been extended 24 hours.

Please do better this time.

[askaninjask]

Whoa! People are dying ALL THE TIME here.

The first death was that of Omega. You could tell from the smell of vodka on his now deceased lips that he was none other than Acklow. He was:

Dear Omega,
You are Qian Qianyi.


You are a Chinese learned man from the 15th century. You are famous for a series of biographies you either collected or made (I can’t tell) and are generally a pretty smart dude.

At night, you may PM the host, askaninjask, “Night X - Looking up <new item> in my records.” You will search through your records and find where you can get a <new item>. You will have <new item> in your possession by the morning. In the body of the PM, include what you want the flavor text for the item to be. The new item will be created with the name and flavor you sent in. The items you create are absolutely useless and serve no actual purpose.

<snip>

You are allied with The Resistance. You win if The Resistance is the last team standing and <snip>.

Woohoo! With that threat down, you almost forget to see that Gamma too had fallen. He was holding one finger up in one hand and two fingers up in the other. From this, you deduce that he must have been Itchni. He will be missed.

Dear Gamma,
You are Didi Perego.


You are an Italian actress who has starred in many films, mostly in Italian. You have a stache of your own best films with you at all times, so in case you ever need anything, you can give people your films in return.

At night, you may PM the host, askaninjask, “Night X - Trade my films for <alias>’s <item>.” If <alias> has <item> in his or her possession, you two will conduct a trade of items that will end with you having <alias>’s <item> and him getting one of your films. You have a practically unlimited number of films, so this is no loss to you whatsoever. You may do this in addition to your normal frisking action.

Your trading skills might be improved if you could learn a little bit more about bartering. However, your computer is currently completely unprotected and you cannot use it until it is. You need the Computer Case before you can look anything up safely.

<snip>

You are allied with The Empire. You win if The Empire is the last team standing and you exit the game with the Computer Case in your possession.

... but recently had acquired the following ability:

Now with the Computer Case, you have discovered eBay! On eBay, you have sold a bunch of your movies for a hefty sum, and now can arrange to buy other people’s items on eBay.

Now, you may PM the host, askaninjask, “Night X - Getting <alias>’s items on eBay.” You will receive all of <alias>’s items. This may be done in addition to your normal frisking action, should you ever need to use it in the future.

I almost forgot to say, Itchni was NOT holding his item when he died and as a result he has lost billymills Mafia.

Damn, what a loss for the good citizens of The Empire. Sucks to be them!

It is now Day 4. Day 4 ends 48 hours as of this post. (Let me know if you want me to change to 24 hour days.)

As always, results may take a while to get to you. Panic and freak out.

[Quagsires]

RIP itchni (acklow can drown in his vodka)

Please pm your results as soon as you get them on smogon, as i will not be on irc for some ime. lynch target coming shortly

[Itchni]

that post made me very sad :(

[Quagsires]

target of the day due to overwhelming evidence

Lynch Phi

if the user could kindly self-vote as they are known for, that would make everything go much better.

[coolking49]

lynch phi

[Aura Guardian]

lynch phi, and make him pay a fee.

[porygon3]

if you are a villager who has not managed to find their item, i would suggest keeping me alive as i have something that will be helpful for you

or if you are a mafia/wolf feel free to contact me as well