The Smogon Poem...aka Altmer's 5k thread.

Altmer · Jun 14th, 2007, 5:57:24 AM

The Rise And Fall Of Darck Charley

Once upon a time in the land of the internet
In the land of Pokemon big empires are set.
One of them is ruled by Master Koffing chaos
A proud and noble interweb super boss.

There lived also his subordinate admins
With which this devious and dark tale begins.
For the empire has an evil arch enemy
Who goes by the name of darck charley.

One darck day the admins and moderaters
Came together to conspire against this evil hater.
Jumpman was the first to talk, the resident black
He spoke very well and his arguments were wack.

Then spoke Nosejason, the king of the seas
Plus the canadian beavers who cut down some trees.
Both spoke of the danger of this rival they feared
And against the terror they would together be geared.

They enlisted the help of The Rider of the Haze
And his small Portuguese comrade... Dooms-day.
Together these four comrades set out to defeat
The Darckest Master of All would be BEAT.

First Dooms-day shouted out: wanna! lose?
And Nosejason got ready to tie the noose.
But darck charley was so incredibly fat
That on the four of them he fell and sat.

Then out of nowhere came the Indie Squad From Hell
Cloud, Carl, DoomMullet and a cowbell. (they're indie.)
They used their combined INDIE STRIKE FORCE TWO
But the nemesis absorbed it, stupid ball of goo.

Third up was the nefarious team of the Dutch
Mekkah and Le-gay could definitely do much.
But they too were beat up and squashed
And the darckest night over Smogon washed.

Who would save the empire in these evil times
And make an end to this blooded rhyme?
It would be the only person who rivalled in size
Noobster came along with big round eyes.

He duelled for days and night with the Darck Master
Sometimes slower, but very often also faster.
Then came the help of the rest of the Smogon
Justin and his numbers pushed hard for the won.

In the end the master of the darckness was defeat
And this figth of chikens was finally complete.
I enjoyed making this rhyme for all of you
I hope you enjoy making rhymes for me too.

Dan Dan · Jun 14th, 2007, 6:26:06 AM

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Altmer got 5k posts..
I've only got 2...

Keep up the spammage Altmer!

Yuri · Jun 14th, 2007, 6:29:27 AM

BHH is happy!

BARILLIAN · Jun 14th, 2007, 6:43:06 AM

you have a tentacruel on your head

**Deck Knight** · Jun 14th, 2007, 6:58:21 AM

Needs more Steelicks IMHO.

Also congrats Altmer.

***Mekkah***** · Jun 14th, 2007, 8:15:22 AM

Would you take a look at that? It's quality! Congradulation!!

Kumar · Jun 14th, 2007, 9:20:27 AM

grats.
quality 5k post!

**cookie** · Jun 14th, 2007, 10:25:47 AM

Nice 5k post. Congratulations.

DM · Jun 14th, 2007, 10:44:52 AM

Happy 5k, my European friend
I even cried a little at the end
I mean, it's not too hard too see why
When you're reminded of the time that Noobster bit your thigh.

theamericandream38 · Jun 14th, 2007, 11:13:26 AM

ahhaha that was excellent I suck at poetry so I could never make anything like this but yeah congrats on 5k dude

ryubahamut · Jun 14th, 2007, 1:37:06 PM

Grats man, that was a nice poem!

Doomsday · Jun 14th, 2007, 2:36:08 PM

seeing as I am in this poem, it automatically turns into a 6-star thread. Heh.
congratulations you postwhore

Shiv · Jun 14th, 2007, 3:17:00 PM

that was a good 5k thread! congrats.

and fuck i remember you were equalto me at like 3k or something you postwhore. stop postwhoring now atleast.

***Great Sage***** · Jun 14th, 2007, 4:53:39 PM

Defeating darck charley would have been much faster and easier if they had found a Rattata and made it use Grass Knot on darck charley. Grass Knot would have smashed its 120 base power limit.

Steelicks · Jun 15th, 2007, 6:27:26 AM

very, very good

Hipmonlee · Jun 15th, 2007, 7:00:06 AM

Breaking News:
Hipmonlee has passed 3,000 posts and wants to steal Altmers thread because, Altmers thread is good and Hipmonlee wasted his own landmark post talking about calm mind blissey.

Have a nice day.

Steelicks · Jun 15th, 2007, 7:56:13 AM

that news is neither breaking nor... uh...
greasy hipmonlee

Hipmonlee · Jun 15th, 2007, 8:13:58 AM

The only thing Steelicks ever broke was wind.

Also he broke his chair.

And then this other time someone broke one of Mothers fine china plates, and no one knew who did it, but I am pretty sure it was him.

Have a nice day.

pear · Jun 15th, 2007, 2:42:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fat Great Sage

Defeating darck charley would have been much faster and easier if they had found a Rattata and made it use Grass Knot on darck charley. Grass Knot would have smashed its 120 base power limit.

Low Kick would be better since darck charley is a darck type, and fighting attacks are very powerful against the forces of darckness. In fact, I think it could put a massive dent in the sphere of undulating fat that inflates darck charley's HP to the six-figure range even if a Modest Bonsly used it.

dynamo · Jun 15th, 2007, 2:45:01 PM

gj altmer my butt buddy xo

Giga Punch · Jun 15th, 2007, 3:10:38 PM

congrats altmer really nice poem

Ugly_Duckling · Jun 15th, 2007, 8:14:40 PM

Congratulations, person I do not know
Your post count is high, mine is low.
This thread is magic, a diamond in the rough
When compared to you, most people aren't up to snuff!

I'm out of ideas, I don't know what to say
So I'll end it Hipno-like and bade you a nice day.

**Deck Knight** · Jun 15th, 2007, 8:57:34 PM

Praise to Altmer!
He has made 5k.
He posts so much
even Misty's amazed.

His story is cool
with much inside-wit
it covered darck charley
who was a fat twit.

So again praise and glory
for this post by your hand
make another great thread
when you gain one more grand.

Jun 14th, 2007, 5:57:24 AM	#1
Altmer rid this world of human waste Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 6,937 mocking the cross	The Smogon Poem...aka Altmer's 5k thread. The Rise And Fall Of Darck Charley Once upon a time in the land of the internet In the land of Pokemon big empires are set. One of them is ruled by Master Koffing chaos A proud and noble interweb super boss. There lived also his subordinate admins With which this devious and dark tale begins. For the empire has an evil arch enemy Who goes by the name of darck charley. One darck day the admins and moderaters Came together to conspire against this evil hater. Jumpman was the first to talk, the resident black He spoke very well and his arguments were wack. Then spoke Nosejason, the king of the seas Plus the canadian beavers who cut down some trees. Both spoke of the danger of this rival they feared And against the terror they would together be geared. They enlisted the help of The Rider of the Haze And his small Portuguese comrade... Dooms-day. Together these four comrades set out to defeat The Darckest Master of All would be BEAT. First Dooms-day shouted out: wanna! lose? And Nosejason got ready to tie the noose. But darck charley was so incredibly fat That on the four of them he fell and sat. Then out of nowhere came the Indie Squad From Hell Cloud, Carl, DoomMullet and a cowbell. (they're indie.) They used their combined INDIE STRIKE FORCE TWO But the nemesis absorbed it, stupid ball of goo. Third up was the nefarious team of the Dutch Mekkah and Le-gay could definitely do much. But they too were beat up and squashed And the darckest night over Smogon washed. Who would save the empire in these evil times And make an end to this blooded rhyme? It would be the only person who rivalled in size Noobster came along with big round eyes. He duelled for days and night with the Darck Master Sometimes slower, but very often also faster. Then came the help of the rest of the Smogon Justin and his numbers pushed hard for the won. In the end the master of the darckness was defeat And this figth of chikens was finally complete. I enjoyed making this rhyme for all of you I hope you enjoy making rhymes for me too. __________________ I'm somebody now, Harry. Everybody likes me. Soon, millions of people will see me and they'll all like me. I'll tell them about you, and your father, how good he was to us. Remember? It's a reason to get up in the morning. It's a reason to lose weight, to fit in the red dress. It's a reason to smile. It makes tomorrow all right. What have I got Harry, hm? Why should I even make the bed, or wash the dishes? I do them, but why should I? I'm alone. Your father's gone, you're gone. I got no one to care for. What have I got, Harry? I'm lonely. I'm old. You got friends, Ma. Ah, it's not the same. They don't need me. I like the way I feel. I like thinking about the red dress and the television and you and your father. Now when I get the sun, I smile. Last edited by Altmer; Jun 14th, 2007 at 7:23:35 AM.

Jun 14th, 2007, 6:26:06 AM	#2
Dan Dan Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 4,740 Ingerland	Roses are red Violets are blue Altmer got 5k posts.. I've only got 2... Keep up the spammage Altmer! __________________ [13:17:16] <BenVdd> i mean , if she wasn't my sister and i still lived in the same house as her i'd do her in her sleep

Jun 14th, 2007, 6:29:27 AM	#3
Yuri Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 2,231 im brazilian sry ;/	BHH is happy! __________________ http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/3...sig24bveb8.jpg By Voodoo http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/6237/sam0061.jpg Miss you Thomas

Jun 14th, 2007, 8:15:22 AM	#6
*Mekkah* pfbwowbfobwobwobfwowbf Administrator** Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 13,835 Most of them are good	Would you take a look at that? It's quality! Congradulation!! __________________ onions videos cameras models steroids dinoturtlethings

Jun 14th, 2007, 10:44:52 AM	#9
DM CHESTER COPPERPOTS Moderator Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 12,483 Location: Felony Butt Prison	Happy 5k, my European friend I even cried a little at the end I mean, it's not too hard too see why When you're reminded of the time that Noobster bit your thigh. __________________ <Ninahaza> hey jumpman make sure to read DM's smocon 08 with her, its a great story but it has like 90% pictures half naked guys and you are in like 45% of those pics

Jun 14th, 2007, 6:43:06 AM	#4
BARILLIAN Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 1,115	you have a tentacruel on your head

Jun 14th, 2007, 6:58:21 AM	#5
Deck Knight Jigen Makkoto Moderator Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 6,843 Massachusetts	Needs more Steelicks IMHO. Also congrats Altmer.

Jun 14th, 2007, 9:20:27 AM	#7
Kumar Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 3,106	grats. quality 5k post!

Jun 14th, 2007, 10:25:47 AM	#8
cookie Moderator Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 7,038	Nice 5k post. Congratulations.

Jun 14th, 2007, 11:13:26 AM	#10
theamericandream38 Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 3,015 Minnesota	ahhaha that was excellent I suck at poetry so I could never make anything like this but yeah congrats on 5k dude __________________ http://imagegen.last.fm/lastfmblue/r.../tad38.gif</a> VGC Worlds 2011 - 19th Place (Masters Division) VGC Fall Regionals 2012 (Fort Wayne) - 1st Place (Masters Division) VGC Nationals 2012 - 8th Place (Masters Division)

Jun 14th, 2007, 1:37:06 PM	#11
ryubahamut Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 999	Grats man, that was a nice poem! __________________ Code: * !!!!!!!IF YOU CHANGE TABS TO SPACES, YOU WILL BE KILLED!!!!!!! * !!!!!!!!!!!!!!DOING SO FUCKS THE BUILD PROCESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jun 14th, 2007, 2:36:08 PM	#12
Doomsday Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 6,167	seeing as I am in this poem, it automatically turns into a 6-star thread. Heh. congratulations you postwhore

Jun 14th, 2007, 3:17:00 PM	#13
Shiv mostly harmless Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 5,820	that was a good 5k thread! congrats. and fuck i remember you were equalto me at like 3k or something you postwhore. stop postwhoring now atleast.

Jun 14th, 2007, 4:53:39 PM	#14
*Great Sage* Administrator** Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 5,872 Boston, MA Mentor	Defeating darck charley would have been much faster and easier if they had found a Rattata and made it use Grass Knot on darck charley. Grass Knot would have smashed its 120 base power limit.

Jun 15th, 2007, 6:27:26 AM	#15
Steelicks Come here and Battle me! Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 3,756 Zoo Station	very, very good

Jun 15th, 2007, 7:00:06 AM	#16
Hipmonlee Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 7,298	Breaking News: Hipmonlee has passed 3,000 posts and wants to steal Altmers thread because, Altmers thread is good and Hipmonlee wasted his own landmark post talking about calm mind blissey. Have a nice day. __________________

Jun 15th, 2007, 7:56:13 AM	#17
Steelicks Come here and Battle me! Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 3,756 Zoo Station	that news is neither breaking nor... uh... greasy hipmonlee

Jun 15th, 2007, 8:13:58 AM	#18
Hipmonlee Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 7,298	The only thing Steelicks ever broke was wind. Also he broke his chair. And then this other time someone broke one of Mothers fine china plates, and no one knew who did it, but I am pretty sure it was him. Have a nice day. __________________

Jun 15th, 2007, 2:45:01 PM	#20
dynamo Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 1,782 England	gj altmer my butt buddy xo __________________ well you know I used to have a friend code here but then my wifi decided to be gay

Jun 15th, 2007, 3:10:38 PM	#21
Giga Punch Humorous Suicider Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 755 Black City Skyline	congrats altmer really nice poem

Jun 15th, 2007, 8:14:40 PM	#22
Ugly_Duckling Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 414	Congratulations, person I do not know Your post count is high, mine is low. This thread is magic, a diamond in the rough When compared to you, most people aren't up to snuff! I'm out of ideas, I don't know what to say So I'll end it Hipno-like and bade you a nice day.

Jun 15th, 2007, 8:57:34 PM	#23
Deck Knight Jigen Makkoto Moderator Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 6,843 Massachusetts	Praise to Altmer! He has made 5k. He posts so much even Misty's amazed. His story is cool with much inside-wit it covered darck charley who was a fat twit. So again praise and glory for this post by your hand make another great thread when you gain one more grand.