Favourite Lines

Cap · Dec 17th, 2012, 9:35:20 PM

"You must be new to Castelia City. Here take this Bicycle!" -Castelia Harlequin

I am playing through Black 2 right now and that line caught me by surprise. It brought up some fond memories of NPCs like Youngster Joey. Which lead me to this.

Over the course of the franchise there have been some pretty non-sensical moves on the part of NPC's and some even better random one liners. What are some of your favourites??

My best has to be

"Top percentage of Rattata"

Organization Member XIV · Dec 17th, 2012, 9:49:17 PM

"Come on! Now you'll face ME in battle! I can't wait to see the look on your face when you've lost all hope!" -Ghetsis Harmonia.

This is what truly embodies the epic final battle against Ghetsis. After taking down Zekrom/Reshiram in N's team, it's time to take on the true king and have arguably a harder match against Ghetsis's Hydreigon, the true DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

M. Rock · Dec 17th, 2012, 10:01:57 PM

inb4 shorts are comfy and easy to wear

I do remember the subway trainers having some pretty choice lines, but I can't find any on Google atm. Damn I want to go back and play the subway now...

Zowayix · Dec 17th, 2012, 10:04:38 PM

I like quotes out of nowhere that really make you think about them.

Example:
Lass on Route 104
"If you're faced with a decision and you let someone else choose for you, you will regret it, however things turn out."

Yarnus of Bethany · Dec 17th, 2012, 10:12:14 PM

One of the common quotes in the Battle Pike: "Pound the Fat on my thick belly drum!"
There aren't actually that many lines that make sense.

keleyeemoh · Dec 17th, 2012, 10:14:00 PM

Replaying Yellow, and I just battled a trainer who said, "I'm a cool guy. I've got a girlfriend!"

~~BattleStar~~ · Dec 17th, 2012, 10:15:31 PM

"You can't change the world without a little pain"
-Plasma Grunt

"It doesn't matter where we go, there is always someone that doesn't agree with us."
-Proton

Pokemon can actually be deep and knowledgable. Though I like the random quotes from random trainers you battle the best.

Matezoide · Dec 17th, 2012, 10:20:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fat M. Rock

inb4 shorts are comfy and easy to wear

My favourite line is "This is bad! Bad for Team Plasma! Or Plasbad for short!"

JacobNinja · Dec 17th, 2012, 10:36:56 PM

I can't be popular if I don't win! Bug trainer Petalburg Woods

inanimate blob · Dec 17th, 2012, 10:42:17 PM

"Let's do it!...Pokémon battles, I mean." - Heartbreaker Charles

Basically any of the ferris wheel trainers in BW2 as well...you get fun quotes such as "Eeesh...I'm drenched in sweat...my apron is sticking to me...don't look at me, just keep looking out the window..." or even "I wonder if people think we're a couple?...No, don't look out the window, just keep looking at me..."

TM13IceBeam · Dec 17th, 2012, 10:53:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fat Matezoide

My favourite line is "This is bad! Bad for Team Plasma! Or Plasbad for short!"

qft

The Cicada · Dec 17th, 2012, 10:53:42 PM

dont remember the exact line, but the one in BW2 where Ghetsis constantly tells N to shut up is hilarious

MB Espeon · Dec 17th, 2012, 11:03:08 PM

"I've made it this far in life using the karate I learned on the Internet!"
Black Belt... uh *checks* Miles, in Platinum Victory Road, map line after battle.

There's also a few Battle Subway ones I've got recorded since they're hilarious.
"Ooooo! I'll remember this! I'll turn you into a sandwich someday!"
"Like a powerful foaming cleanser, I will remove you!"

Here's a pretty big list of battle subway lines if anyone's interested.

**Fatecrashers** · Dec 17th, 2012, 11:49:35 PM

"I swallow SLUDGE to TRANSFORM myself"

an instant classic from the emerald battle factory

CabooseFTW · Dec 18th, 2012, 12:46:48 AM

After the Dragon Skull is stolen.

Hawes- "Oh no! We have to go after them!"
...
...
...
Doesn't do a thing.
Seriously!? You aren't going to get something stolen from your wife back, but you're perfectly fine with sending her, a 10 year old, and a gay guy off to fight a criminal orginization?

RedMeowth · Dec 18th, 2012, 1:33:56 AM

Don't know if these are my favorites, but I do like the strange messages on the signs of Southern Island.

"Those whose memories fade seek to carve them in their hearts."

"All dreams are but another reality. Never forget..."

I wonder if these messages mean anything to Latios and Latias. There doesn't seem to be much lore about those two Pokemon in the games other than the Soul Dew. (Not sure if the 5th movie counts.)

Valzion · Dec 18th, 2012, 3:40:09 AM

"Gotcha! ______ was caught!"

This is my favorite line in every game to date.

Count Serperior · Dec 18th, 2012, 5:22:31 AM

"So Scald sometimes burns the target, 'K."
-BW2, Marlon, after handing you your 8th badge

I just thought it was so out of place and funny, 'K.

ILoveGarchomp · Dec 18th, 2012, 8:43:34 AM

"My brother told me once... Eyes! Aim for the eyes!"

Quite frightening... an old man on the super subway

The Cicada · Dec 18th, 2012, 12:57:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fat CabooseFTW

After the Dragon Skull is stolen.

Hawes- "Oh no! We have to go after them!"
...
...
...
Doesn't do a thing.
Seriously!? You aren't going to get something stolen from your wife back, but you're perfectly fine with sending her, a 10 year old, and a gay guy off to fight a criminal orginization?

I think you mean 16 year old, not 10.

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"Now, I will create the future I desire! I shall sweep you before me!" N. so badass, he was aiming for a 6-0 sweep =o.

"You fool... Last time, I was going to use you to capture people's hearts and minds to rule them! But this time, i'm simply going to use overwhelming power and rule with an iron fist! ~ Ghetsis

Matezoide · Dec 18th, 2012, 2:50:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fat CabooseFTW

After the Dragon Skull is stolen.

Hawes- "Oh no! We have to go after them!"
...
...
...
Doesn't do a thing.
Seriously!? You aren't going to get something stolen from your wife back, but you're perfectly fine with sending her, a 10 year old, and a gay guy off to fight a criminal orginization?

So a scientist that doesnt battles trusting a competent 16 years old and two Gym Leaders to recover the skull is stupid?

In B/W theres a pre-schooler early in the game that says "Take this! Hyper Beam!" before battle.

ILoveGarchomp · Dec 18th, 2012, 3:49:40 PM

I think that the very same kid is on BW2, in the same place (after 2 years, he is still pre-schooler wtf)

Someoneelse · Dec 18th, 2012, 3:56:16 PM

Quote:

In B/W theres a pre-schooler early in the game that says "Take this! Hyper Beam!" before battle.

She doesn't even have Hyper Beam.
Is this including Spin-offs? I remember the Go- Rock Squad from Ranger with the disguised ones having lines like:
"Go Go … Goat's milk cheese is my favourite!"

CabooseFTW · Dec 19th, 2012, 12:12:03 AM

Quote:

"My brother told me once... Eyes! Aim for the eyes!"

He's got it wrong, he's supposed to aim for the horn.

Secondly, my problem with Hawes is that
A) He doesn't know that you're a competent 16 year old. He comes in AFTER you've beaten Lenora, so he can't be sure who won. Plus, as a proud 15 year old, I wouldn't want to sent out by some older guy to fight a gang.
B) It's his WIFE he's sending out to take on who knows what. She could be getting killed by Team Plasma and he'd just be standing in that same spot. If I were Lenora, I might just leave him.
C)

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fat Hawes

Oh no! We have to go after them!

That "We" seems a little too plural for my taste.

Matezoide · Dec 19th, 2012, 12:12:13 PM

1) Fair Enough, though the fact you actualy made it to Lenora hints competency.
2) Didnt think that way, even though Lenora is strong, theres always that risk.
3) Fair Enough again. Guess i didnt think it through before giving my opnion :P

Anyway, theres a swimmer (In Black/White and Emerald, IIRC) that says ''If i am wearing a bikini.....where do i put my pokeballs? Teehee....woman's secret!''

Dec 17th, 2012, 9:35:20 PM	#1
Cap Join Date: Dec 2012 Posts: 30 Canada	Favourite Lines "You must be new to Castelia City. Here take this Bicycle!" -Castelia Harlequin I am playing through Black 2 right now and that line caught me by surprise. It brought up some fond memories of NPCs like Youngster Joey. Which lead me to this. Over the course of the franchise there have been some pretty non-sensical moves on the part of NPC's and some even better random one liners. What are some of your favourites?? My best has to be "Top percentage of Rattata"

Dec 17th, 2012, 9:49:17 PM	#2
Organization Member XIV Join Date: Oct 2012 Posts: 611 With Xerneas, in the Garden of Eden	"Come on! Now you'll face ME in battle! I can't wait to see the look on your face when you've lost all hope!" -Ghetsis Harmonia. This is what truly embodies the epic final battle against Ghetsis. After taking down Zekrom/Reshiram in N's team, it's time to take on the true king and have arguably a harder match against Ghetsis's Hydreigon, the true DESTROYER OF WORLDS. __________________ Bearkiller on PS and IRC. May also go by the name of Grima on IRC. I play League of Legends, so there's that. Also free Genesect plz. My LP.

Dec 17th, 2012, 10:01:57 PM	#3
M. Rock Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 413	inb4 shorts are comfy and easy to wear I do remember the subway trainers having some pretty choice lines, but I can't find any on Google atm. Damn I want to go back and play the subway now... __________________ My Art Thread: http://www.smogon.com/forums/showthr...87#post4671787 † I have accepted Jesus Christ as my personal savior and am proud of it! Copy and paste this if you are too.†

Dec 17th, 2012, 10:04:38 PM	#4
Zowayix Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 324 USA	I like quotes out of nowhere that really make you think about them. Example: Lass on Route 104 "If you're faced with a decision and you let someone else choose for you, you will regret it, however things turn out." __________________ Writing a haiku With seventeen syllables Is really diffi--

Dec 17th, 2012, 10:36:56 PM	#9
JacobNinja Join Date: Aug 2012 Posts: 171	I can't be popular if I don't win! Bug trainer Petalburg Woods __________________ this world is not real WAKE UP

Dec 17th, 2012, 10:12:14 PM	#5
Yarnus of Bethany Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 1,825 In the world, but not of the world	One of the common quotes in the Battle Pike: "Pound the Fat on my thick belly drum!" There aren't actually that many lines that make sense.

Dec 17th, 2012, 10:14:00 PM	#6
keleyeemoh Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 124	Replaying Yellow, and I just battled a trainer who said, "I'm a cool guy. I've got a girlfriend!"

Dec 17th, 2012, 10:15:31 PM	#7
~~BattleStar~~ Banned deucer. Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 629 In a desert far away.	"You can't change the world without a little pain" -Plasma Grunt "It doesn't matter where we go, there is always someone that doesn't agree with us." -Proton Pokemon can actually be deep and knowledgable. Though I like the random quotes from random trainers you battle the best.

Dec 17th, 2012, 10:42:17 PM	#10
inanimate blob Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 1,115 Wherever the food is.	"Let's do it!...Pokémon battles, I mean." - Heartbreaker Charles Basically any of the ferris wheel trainers in BW2 as well...you get fun quotes such as "Eeesh...I'm drenched in sweat...my apron is sticking to me...don't look at me, just keep looking out the window..." or even "I wonder if people think we're a couple?...No, don't look out the window, just keep looking at me..." __________________ Yeah! ASB Team! Battle Hall Thread! Battle Factory Team! Reffing Profile! Also, check out my fly letter on the Join Avenue! Really decreased activity for the next week or two due to APs and finals. Hey look, I'm adding to my workload with a Scramble.

Dec 17th, 2012, 10:53:42 PM	#12
The Cicada Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 939 Madrigal	dont remember the exact line, but the one in BW2 where Ghetsis constantly tells N to shut up is hilarious

Dec 17th, 2012, 11:03:08 PM	#13
MB Espeon Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 355 Make way for magic bounce espeon!	"I've made it this far in life using the karate I learned on the Internet!" Black Belt... uh checks Miles, in Platinum Victory Road, map line after battle. There's also a few Battle Subway ones I've got recorded since they're hilarious. "Ooooo! I'll remember this! I'll turn you into a sandwich someday!" "Like a powerful foaming cleanser, I will remove you!" Here's a pretty big list of battle subway lines if anyone's interested. __________________ Dream ability hoarder extraordinare! Breeding up dream world ability breeders on request since... whenever. Can't guarantee good IVs though. Pokémon Black 2 Code - 5072 1749 8695 Last edited by MB Espeon; Dec 17th, 2012 at 11:14:08 PM.

Dec 17th, 2012, 11:49:35 PM	#14
Fatecrashers UNH UNH UNH UNH Moderator Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 4,915	"I swallow SLUDGE to TRANSFORM myself" an instant classic from the emerald battle factory __________________

Dec 18th, 2012, 12:46:48 AM	#15
CabooseFTW Join Date: Sep 2012 Posts: 111	After the Dragon Skull is stolen. Hawes- "Oh no! We have to go after them!" ... ... ... Doesn't do a thing. Seriously!? You aren't going to get something stolen from your wife back, but you're perfectly fine with sending her, a 10 year old, and a gay guy off to fight a criminal orginization?

Dec 18th, 2012, 1:33:56 AM	#16
RedMeowth Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 128	Don't know if these are my favorites, but I do like the strange messages on the signs of Southern Island. "Those whose memories fade seek to carve them in their hearts." "All dreams are but another reality. Never forget..." I wonder if these messages mean anything to Latios and Latias. There doesn't seem to be much lore about those two Pokemon in the games other than the Soul Dew. (Not sure if the 5th movie counts.) __________________ "Death is certain; it's hour, uncertain." The images used for Pokemon + Nobunaga's Ambition are BADASS!

Dec 18th, 2012, 3:40:09 AM	#17
Valzion Join Date: Dec 2012 Posts: 1 Texas	"Gotcha! ______ was caught!" This is my favorite line in every game to date.

Dec 18th, 2012, 5:22:31 AM	#18
Count Serperior Join Date: Jul 2011 Posts: 131 Dubai	"So Scald sometimes burns the target, 'K." -BW2, Marlon, after handing you your 8th badge I just thought it was so out of place and funny, 'K. __________________ Serperior :: Starmie :: Garchomp

Dec 18th, 2012, 8:43:34 AM	#19
ILoveGarchomp Join Date: Aug 2012 Posts: 27 Lovely Place	"My brother told me once... Eyes! Aim for the eyes!" Quite frightening... an old man on the super subway

Dec 18th, 2012, 3:49:40 PM	#22
ILoveGarchomp Join Date: Aug 2012 Posts: 27 Lovely Place	I think that the very same kid is on BW2, in the same place (after 2 years, he is still pre-schooler wtf)

Dec 19th, 2012, 12:12:13 PM	#25
Matezoide Join Date: Jul 2012 Posts: 2,832 Brazil	1) Fair Enough, though the fact you actualy made it to Lenora hints competency. 2) Didnt think that way, even though Lenora is strong, theres always that risk. 3) Fair Enough again. Guess i didnt think it through before giving my opnion :P Anyway, theres a swimmer (In Black/White and Emerald, IIRC) that says ''If i am wearing a bikini.....where do i put my pokeballs? Teehee....woman's secret!'' __________________ Nobody is going to die on my watch .....And ASB team <Gem> that dick <Gem> i like <Gem> :D