The Philip7086 Smack Talk Thread

[Atticus]

hello trash talk thread

[Nails]

hello trash

[yondie]

ZING!

[Mr.E]

The Bo Jackson of Pokemon? So you suffered a career-ending injury before you even got going? Sorry to hear that you won't surpass my greatness, Nails. :(

[kd24]

this is literally the worst decision in SPL history and i sat through 3 fucking seasons of lonelyness

[Nails]

Originally Posted by Fat Mr.E

The Bo Jackson of Pokemon? So you suffered a career-ending injury before you even got going? Sorry to hear that you won't surpass my greatness, Nails. :(

more like i dont participate in training camp and instantly come in performing at an all star level for the raiders

5.4 yards per carry career

also bo jackson was a 2nd stringer so i guess there's that too

damn i really am the bo jackson of pokemon

[Atticus]

Originally Posted by Fat JabbaTheGriffin

hey symph how does kg's hand feel up your ass?

i'd like to clarify some things on the hugen vs poppy match just to prove how bullshit this decision is

1) poppy admitted to wasting time calcing damage which put him in a position where he had 30 seconds on the clock. so what you're saying is i can waste half my time damage calcing and then blame lag on the last 30 seconds and get a rematch?

2) poppy fucking admitted defeat on smogon for a good 4/5 hours before his managers told him to delete the post. last i checked when you post "i lost" its fucking over. otherwise mop/goofball could have just made lady bug delete his post when he gave phil the win and said he "lagged" or w/e

3) i don't like syrim personally and he doesn't like me, why are you trusting someone who a) doesn't know what they're talking about and b) isn't impartial

4) why is KG allowed to weigh in on decisions involving his own team when the guy obviously has an agenda of his own

[01:22] <Hugendugen> <Poppy> <Kevin_Garrett> poppy
[01:22] <Hugendugen> <Poppy> <Kevin_Garrett> why do you keep saying
[01:22] <Hugendugen> <Poppy> <Kevin_Garrett> you dont care if hugen gets the win
[01:22] <Hugendugen> <Poppy> <Poppy> because i don't
[01:22] <Hugendugen> <Poppy> <Kevin_Garrett> its making it difficult to get you the chance to finish the game
[01:22] <Hugendugen> <Poppy> <Kevin_Garrett> ;-;

[blarajan]

had no idea why everyone was so angry about it since i had no idea what happened that game

then saw atticus's post

and facepalmed

[pookar]

wow lizardman are you saying kevin garrett is cheating at smogon premier league? wow thats unheard of

http://i.imgur.com/1W8Jq.png

>being part of a corrupt meaningless tournament

[M Dragon]

If poppy doesnt care about the game and he accepted the loss, he could just forfeit in the rematch.

[Nails]

option a: screw a team who had a dced player out of a game they might have had a good shot to win

option II: let the player have his chance. if he wants to stick with his decision to forfeit that's fine and this situation is no different from option I. if it was a legitimate dc then he can make up the battle and huge gets a slight advantage but it's otherwise a fair fight.

option 2 is way fairer

[ballabrown24]

option III: nails can stop posting

[Tiffanyy]

option 3 is way fairer

[Poppy]

lol this is very entertaining

[Lavos Spawn]

Originally Posted by Fat blarajan

had no idea why everyone was so angry about it since i had no idea what happened that game

then saw atticus's post

and facepalmed

this

and why is kg being allowed to rule on any decisions at all, let alone those involving HIS OWN TEAM? he's not an impartial arbiter of spl law, if you will, which is the only way things can be done in a fair and just way. why not have eo fill this position instead of pretending symph has any say in things when he's really just kg's political puppet

btw i have nothing against kg or symph, i just call it like i see it

[Aldaron*]

I would like to know if Kevin_Garrett was involved at all in the decision making process for this.

Before even getting to how utterly foolish a decision this is, I want there to be enough transparency to know if a Tournament Director whose team was directly involved in this decision was allowed to influence the decision; if he was in anyway allowed to do so, I would like the world to know so we managers / assistant managers can take appropriate measures towards determining fair SPL management, and hopefully fair overall tournament management.

Posting this here as well because some of the TDs are dicks and will delete my post and I won't be here to undelete.

relevant logs: http://pastebin.com/0S97adr1 (kg claiming lack of bias)

http://pastebin.com/s1XPx0kk (log with symph)

http://pastebin.com/AitarXgj (kg responding)

http://pastebin.com/t60QvSPx (log with 4 of the 8 non involved managers saying not that they simply disagree, but the decision is terrible) (i also have more managers but couldnt find the logs)

I also have a TD agreeing with Hugen...but I also promised to keep that confidential so until he signs on and agrees to publicize it, I have to leave this here -.-

So there you have it; an overwhelmingly large stack of evidence against KG's team, majority managers agreeing with scooters...and ~The Decision~

love ya kg ^_^

[Masterclass]

<kd24> <@kd24> i wanted to make a tombstone that said
<kd24> <@kd24> Here lies Grind Pantera
<kd24> <@kd24> Thank God
<kd24> jajaja
<Drogba> ._.
<Drogba> idgi

HAHAHAHAHA I GOT OWNED!

I hereby admit kd is the best trash talker this planet has seen.

[Mr.E]

I'm too lazy to make anything up here but imagine I said something witty about Conflict johning me for two hours at our match deadline and then destroying him Tuesday anyway.

[Pocket]

you're never gonna let this go, eh fellow tyrant?

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[LonelyNess]

Nails I think we need to talk about your drug abuse problem.