glen's thoughts - a firebot special - im back `~`

[Mexi-Kade]

At least Debbie doesn't talk to you on purpose. You ever had a girl refuse to speak to you to the point of telling her mother you were a telemarketer? That shit hurts.

[akuchi]

maybe you shouldnt stalk the women you're trying to fuck then
just a thought

[blastoiselover100]

Originally Posted by Fat akuchi

maybe you shouldnt stalk the women you're trying to fuck then
just a thought

That is the most sense I have ever heard in Firebot.

[Glen]

updated

i will respond to a lot of comments later, im going to go to bed i think

but i want to say thanks for the positivity, im glad you guys are interested

[Thunderpup]

hey

why do you suck so much


also love you
hey don't tell your gf!!! about the undies
you might feel evil but it'll be our little secret!!

[Clash]

bravo glen.

[Glen]

up

[EconBiscuit]

Your thread gave me Herpes :|

Also AlienJesus is in Australia at the moment, would be weird if you two met up :P

[Thunderpup]

the whole thing about being afraid to talk to someone made me wicked happy
it made me smile real wide when you said
"hi, i'm new here, can you take me on an adventure?"

something about the idea of being somewhere else makes it seem easier to just start talking to new people
i
i don't know why
what's wrong with me

[Sklez]

Glen, a novelty in Australia? I should think not.

I would totally listen to Noah's Shark

[Sir Spanky]

I really enjoyed reading this thread. Something about reading a shit-load of someone else's thought and musings is actually quite nice in a pseudo-perverted kinda way.

Originally Posted by Fat glen

my dad's friend once gave me a broadsword as a gift for some reason or another. i have no fucking idea why. it was rather weird. it was a cool sword though. my dad suggested i call him and thank him, which i did. he wasnt there so i left a message thanking him for the sword. i then realized i had called the wrong number. someone was probably really confused and disturbed.

This made me laugh a lot.

Also the comment about people liking you for a gimick was really deep!

[Stallion]

Wow that was a really good thread. I know how u feel about the yu-gi-oh stuff. Whenever I am with a girl I really care about I am afraid that I will be ridiculed for playing pokemon but suprisingly they are cool with it. Also long hair is the best. Don't forget to visit if u are in Canberra or Sydney like I am till Friday.

[DM]

You are a glorious human being. I just wanted to make sure you knew that.

You should write lyrics for my songs.

[Shiv]

Originally Posted by Fat Glen

sometimes i pretend im from the past and marvel at things like a man in india helping me with my computer.

dont worry i can help you there.

also fuck, have you already come to singapore and gone back because if you came and didn't meet me i will fucking kill you.

fuck i also feel like putting in my thoughts in here so ill do it later tonight.

[moot]

Great thread, Glen... good luck on the long hair thing, I'm going to be doing the same thing soon.

But seriously man, you should write... like maybe not a biography, but maybe something like 'nonsensical ramblings of a human by lord gleen' book, get it published and whatnot.

Hell, I'd buy it.

[Big Bayou]

But they are sensible! They're astoundingly sensible.

Btw why isn't "sensical" a word? Alternatively, why isn't it "nonsensible"?


EDIT: glen's thoughts > big bayou's thoughts

[NESgamer]

I like to read and write random thoughts, i think they are really honest reflections of what we want or.... you know, whatever.

Originally Posted by Fat Glen

spending about 40 hours in airports and on airplanes only to arrive an extra day in the future is a very confusing process and it really makes you question our concept of time. not in a bullshit hippie way, just in a way similar to when you go into a hotel and see they have a bunch of different clocks with the times of various locations on the planet and sometimes for a split second you'll think 'whoa how did they do that?!?!' but then it hits you that you're retarded.

It's scary,i was going to take in a long trip this year and to see i had to flight for about 20+ hours, it was insane, even worst you really land a day in the future, like you fly at 10am from the 5th, then 20+ hours you arrive at 9am of the 7th!!.Yeah, the 7th!, because when you was taking your plane it was already the 6th on that place.One day of your life went to waste.

Originally Posted by Fat Glen

i had a dream where my girlfriend cheated on me with her best friend who is a girl. that was really awkward. and not hot at all. i was heartbroken. but then in another dream i had that night we went climbing mountains together. it was refreshing. threat neutralized.

Dreams can be awkward, but i felt something similar to this "not hot" when my ex gf told me she kissed a couple of girls back then out of curiosity, she wasn't attracted to them but when she told me i felt something disgusting building inside of me, i remember it was everything but hot, it was even worst than the obvious "i kissed a boy", yeah like that was a given, but a girl?, i felt strange and since then i don't find girl and girl action hot.

Man that girl, i really hope we could get back together!, even when she is really really awkward i realized she was a very important part of my life already, and it's very difficult to get over her. Probably a frustrating aspect is that she probably loves me still, but is so scared to compromise, and to overcome cultural differences!. I feel like i don't want to give up, but she ran away back to her parent's and doesn't even answer my emails or phone (expensive international) calls.

EDIT: Had to vent that somewhere!.

[tentaintcool]

about a week ago i put a buck twenty five into a drink machine outside an arcade i go to and pressed the button for lemonade. nothing came out. i was really angry and started shaking it. no luck. a few days later when i went back i decided to try my luck again buying lemonade, and it worked. there was also a dollar twenty five in quarters in the change slot. that was the closest i have ever come to believing in a higher power.

Wow you found Karma.
You could go on a journey of spiritual cleansing and then write a story about it called 'My name is Glen'

[Chill Murray]

Man Noah's Shark is a fucking awesome band name that I wish I had though of first.

Glen you have a pretty cool writing style, you've inspired me to start writing a bit more.

[the Lexx]

about a week ago i put a buck twenty five into a drink machine outside an arcade i go to and pressed the button for lemonade. nothing came out. i was really angry and started shaking it. no luck. a few days later when i went back i decided to try my luck again buying lemonade, and it worked. there was also a dollar twenty five in quarters in the change slot. that was the closest i have ever come to believing in a higher power.

haha that's awesome.

good thread, I read it and smiled but I can see myself in a lot of it actually. were you with anyone else in australia or just by yourself?

[Mekkah**]

you're a good person glen :)

[xc_hawk]

Best smogon thread I've read in awhile, I hope you continue it.

[Lord Gloom]

I just read through all of this again, and it makes me wonder what it would be like if I could document all my thoughts and reminisce upon them; not in the sense of keeping a journal, mind you, but just random little things about my outlook on life.

[Max]

i read this when you first posted it and yet I didn't leave a comment...anyway I just want to say that I thoroughly enjoy reading your ramblings, glen. :) I also think there's wisdom to be found in your words.

[Steeler]

Originally Posted by Fat Gormenghast

my bike got ran over last year
i was gonna bike to ottawa from montreal with my then girlfriend and some dude and right before the trip my bike got ran over, and she went with the dude. she came back we promptly broke up and she is still with the dude to this day

i just felt like saying that fucking sucks :(

poor gormy