[Beginner] United Nations Mafia - Night 3 - Page 4

loudkirbyking · Mar 13th, 2011, 8:04:54 PM

A'ight, you all know the deal! Lynch Spi- Oh, wait. He died. Lynch Spiffy Anyway!

No more bolds for you, but I'll let everyone else lynch away at Spiffy

**ginganinja** · Mar 13th, 2011, 9:19:30 PM

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Dear iiMKUltra,

You are South Africa.

You just held the World Cup of Soccer and fuck, you are feeling on top of the world. Even though walking around in the country will get you mugged in 5 minutes. You've joined the Axis of Awesome simply because you hosted the WCoS and doing that makes you Awesome without needing another reason.

At night, you may send LifeAdmiral and Objection a PM with the order "Send <USER> to jail for stealing". <USER> will be sentenced to a night in jail and all attempts made on their life will fail.

If you choose to not send someone to jail, you may instead send LifeAdmiral and Objection a PM with the order "Check <USER>'s background in preparation for trial". You will then do preliminary research on <USER> in order to hold a trial (for stealing, of course) and find out what faction they are aligned with.

You are allied with the Axis of Awesome. You win if the Axis of Awesome achieves parity with the rest of the town.

Lynch iiMKUltra

Also I want night results people, this is urgent.

loudkirbyking · Mar 13th, 2011, 9:33:46 PM

Lynch iiMKUltra

As for a more flavoriffic lynch,

THROW A PINEAPPLE AT iiMKUltra!

JBCWK · Mar 13th, 2011, 9:37:01 PM

Lynch iiMKUltra

Bye~

Flamestrike · Mar 13th, 2011, 10:01:47 PM

Lynch iiMKUltra if Smogon will actually allow me to post lol

Guyguypants · Mar 13th, 2011, 10:02:28 PM

Lynch iiMKUltra

Seems pretty solid

Midou · Mar 13th, 2011, 10:03:29 PM

Lynch iiMKUltra

What a roll we're on.

smashlloyd20 · Mar 13th, 2011, 10:16:20 PM

Lynch iiMKUltra

Engineer Pikachu · Mar 13th, 2011, 10:24:24 PM

lynch artlUKMii (iiMKUltra)

Terrador · Mar 13th, 2011, 10:38:34 PM

Lynch iiMKUltra. Goodbye.

Athenodoros · Mar 13th, 2011, 10:38:58 PM

Lynch iiMKUltra

Although it does seem weird that he hasn't defended himself. I'd like to see him do it.

khz · Mar 13th, 2011, 11:19:14 PM

Lynch iiMKUltra

Don't know how he'd defend himself. An inspection by a leader who everyone trusts is pretty damn conclusive.

Xaqwais · Mar 13th, 2011, 11:47:48 PM

Ultra Combo Lynch iiMKUltra

JBCWK · Mar 14th, 2011, 12:15:40 AM

It's been half a day. Not sure about his timezone.

MK Ultra · Mar 14th, 2011, 2:52:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Fat Athenodoros

Lynch iiMKUltra

Although it does seem weird that he hasn't defended himself. I'd like to see him do it.

Because I was sleeping you wanker

OK, it ain't looking good for me, but I urge you to stop the lynch now. Why, you ask? See, I'm the village alliance checker. And I checked ginga night 0.

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Originally Posted by Fat Objection

A student swiped ginganinja's Role PM and signalled he was ~~Australian~~ aligned with the Rejects.

And I also find it a little suspicious that he knows what kind of role his twin will be should he die; that isn't standard practice.

Lynch ginganinja

<Athenodoros> iiMKUltra, why not claim in the thread?

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Originally Posted by Fat LifeAdmiral

Dear iiMKUltra,

You are Cuba.

You are an island nation in the Caribbean, presided over by Fidel Castro for almost 50 years after a Communism-fueled revolution. Everyone has heard of you, mostly for one thing - when the Soviets used you as a glorified safe deposit box, keeping their new missiles nice and warm. You joined the UNSC to prevent the spread of decadent Capitalism.

At night, you may send LifeAdmiral and Objection a PM with the order "Teach <USER> about the real Cuban Missile Crisis". You will sit <USER> down in a classroom and lecture him while a student swipes <USER>'s role PM and signals the faction to you.

You are allied with the United Nations Security Council. You win if the UNSC gets rid of all enemy threats.

**ginganinja** · Mar 14th, 2011, 3:15:16 AM

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Quote:
Originally Posted by Fat Objection
A student swiped ginganinja's Role PM and signalled he was Australian aligned with the Rejects.

I love this

Mainly cause Life actually told the chat that I was not Australian. Also you like, checked me Night 0 and then like, told no-one? Heck you even let me give you night targets.

Tsuk · Mar 14th, 2011, 3:19:32 AM

Lynch iiMKUltra

we can still talk on irc bro, sorry!

edit

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Originally Posted by Fat iiMKUltra

And I also find it a little suspicious that he knows what kind of role his twin will be should he die; that isn't standard practice.

i thought it was

edit edit

that's a really good fake pm though

MK Ultra · Mar 14th, 2011, 3:19:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Fat ginganinja

I love this

Mainly cause Life actually told the chat that I was not Australian. Also you like, checked me Night 0 and then like, told no-one? Heck you even let me give you night targets.

Damn, a host with a sense of humour. Fucking impossible, right.

And as you full know, the last time i claimed inspector d1 it didn't go too well.

Hydrattler · Mar 14th, 2011, 3:27:27 AM

Lynch iiMKUltra

Objection · Mar 14th, 2011, 4:42:05 AM

While you were all going about your usual duties, someone slipped ginganinja a note saying that iiMKUltra was an enemy. The reaction was immediate: he started a chant of "Get iiMKUltra!" and loudkirbyking took out the pineapple he was saving for lunch and prepared to throw. Suddenly, iiMKUltra protested, claiming "That ginganinja is a spy!" but not even Tsuk was fooled by this. While Hydrattler and Xaqwais pinned him to a wall, everyone else grabbed a rifle and shot iiMKUltra with amazingly perfect accuracy. Hydrattler grabbed the role PM from his dead body:

Quote:

Dear iiMKUltra,

You are South Africa.

You just held the World Cup of Soccer and fuck, you are feeling on top of the world. Even though walking around in the country will get you mugged in 5 minutes. You've joined the Axis of Awesome simply because you hosted the WCoS and doing that makes you Awesome without needing another reason.

At night, you may send LifeAdmiral and Objection a PM with the order "Send <USER> to jail for stealing". <USER> will be sentenced to a night in jail and all attempts made on their life will fail.

If you choose to not send someone to jail, you may instead send LifeAdmiral and Objection a PM with the order "Check <USER>'s background in preparation for trial". You will then do preliminary research on <USER> in order to hold a trial (for stealing, of course) and find out what faction they are aligned with.

You are allied with the Axis of Awesome. You win if the Axis of Awesome achieves parity with the rest of the town.

You all think that's the end of that chapter, but suddenly 10,000 frenzied men burst into the building. One of them points at Midou and shouts "The infidel must burn!" and immediately the crowd of men grab hold of Midou and start beating him. They don't stop until his body is nothing more than a bloodied pulp, with his role PM being just about legible after the mess:

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Dear Midou,

You are Canada.

You are the world's greatest country at hockey, as you just proved in the last Olympics. There are other great things about you but America has decided to take you for granted. So fuck them and the rest of the world. You have created the Axis of Awesome for all the amazing countries in the world who despise the UNSC.

At night, you may send LifeAdmiral and Objection a PM with the order "Hey <USER>, you want to see the game, eh?". <USER> will then accompany you to the game and forget about what they were supposed to do that night.

You are allied with the Axis of Awesome. You win if the Axis of Awesome achieves parity with the rest of the town.

After that sudden intervention, you all decide you need a break. With your spirits high, you retire for the night.

It is now Night 2. Night 2 will end at 12:30pm GMT on Wednesday 16th March or when all night actions are sent in.

Nightmare Jigglypuff · Mar 14th, 2011, 9:16:18 AM

wait, a kill during day? that's odd... but thanks for killing another Axis of Awesome member!

MK Ultra · Mar 14th, 2011, 11:50:34 AM

God you have no idea how to balance a mafia game do you

RaRe555 · Mar 14th, 2011, 11:51:58 AM

wow it sucks i haven't voted at all in the past 2 lynches >:| i feel so useless

Spiffy · Mar 14th, 2011, 12:21:17 PM

Can anyone say village sweep?

Tsuk · Mar 14th, 2011, 12:51:36 PM

village sweep

also, i really really want to see what other countries are mafia now, because i'm p sure canada isn't awesome

Mar 13th, 2011, 8:04:54 PM	#76
loudkirbyking Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 407 Meteor + Kirby = Awesome	A'ight, you all know the deal! Lynch Spi- Oh, wait. He died. Lynch Spiffy Anyway! No more bolds for you, but I'll let everyone else lynch away at Spiffy __________________ <Quagsires> Ho-Oh + sun vs. Dustox... <Quagsires> =death? <danmantincan> for Ho-Oh! Last edited by loudkirbyking; Mar 13th, 2011 at 9:23:37 PM.

Mar 13th, 2011, 9:33:46 PM	#78
loudkirbyking Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 407 Meteor + Kirby = Awesome	Lynch iiMKUltra As for a more flavoriffic lynch, THROW A PINEAPPLE AT iiMKUltra! __________________ <Quagsires> Ho-Oh + sun vs. Dustox... <Quagsires> =death? <danmantincan> for Ho-Oh!

Mar 13th, 2011, 10:01:47 PM	#80
Flamestrike Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 2,579	Lynch iiMKUltra if Smogon will actually allow me to post lol __________________ Nuzlocke Thread! The latest update for my Diamond challenge is here CAP ASB Team

Mar 13th, 2011, 10:16:20 PM	#83
smashlloyd20 Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 2,814 Erry day im HEAD SMASHING	Lynch iiMKUltra __________________ Ten million fireflies

Mar 13th, 2011, 10:24:24 PM	#84
Engineer Pikachu take into the air... Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 6,140	lynch artlUKMii (iiMKUltra) __________________ [11:35] <Zarator> My friend always laugh at me for liking young girls [11:35] <Zarator> I am still within reasonableness^^ GP Team - VM for a check!

Mar 13th, 2011, 9:37:01 PM	#79
JBCWK Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 88	Lynch iiMKUltra Bye~

Mar 13th, 2011, 10:02:28 PM	#81
Guyguypants Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 51	Lynch iiMKUltra Seems pretty solid

Mar 13th, 2011, 10:03:29 PM	#82
Midou Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 195	Lynch iiMKUltra What a roll we're on.

Mar 13th, 2011, 10:38:34 PM	#85
Terrador Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,008 One final hurrah before I depart.	Lynch iiMKUltra. Goodbye.

Mar 13th, 2011, 10:38:58 PM	#86
Athenodoros Official Smogon Know-It-All Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 4,705 It was in my sleeve the WHOLE TIME!	Lynch iiMKUltra Although it does seem weird that he hasn't defended himself. I'd like to see him do it. __________________ I mentioned that I wasn't going to be on much because the new house has no interwebz, but it now turns out it could be any time until the 4th of April, which means (weirdly) that I'll mostly be available whenever I'm at university - not so much during the weekends and nights. But I'll see what I can do. EDIT: Fucking Hard Drive broke. IRC doesn't look like it's going to happen for a while.

Mar 13th, 2011, 11:19:14 PM	#87
khz Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 264	Lynch iiMKUltra Don't know how he'd defend himself. An inspection by a leader who everyone trusts is pretty damn conclusive.

Mar 13th, 2011, 11:47:48 PM	#88
Xaqwais Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 1,653	Ultra Combo Lynch iiMKUltra __________________ A gentleman celebrates quietly.

Mar 14th, 2011, 12:15:40 AM	#89
JBCWK Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 88	It's been half a day. Not sure about his timezone.

Mar 14th, 2011, 3:27:27 AM	#94
Hydrattler Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 276 Weymouth	Lynch iiMKUltra __________________ Yes, I am a brony Wingboners FTW

Mar 14th, 2011, 9:16:18 AM	#96
Nightmare Jigglypuff Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 834 Ho everyone, mark ye well this lame horse!	wait, a kill during day? that's odd... but thanks for killing another Axis of Awesome member! __________________ <SevenDeadlySins> "Yo mama so fat she resists ice and is neutral to fire!" My CAP ASB Team. I can also ref if needed.

Mar 14th, 2011, 11:50:34 AM	#97
MK Ultra Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 2,161 tungsten body; glowing mind	God you have no idea how to balance a mafia game do you __________________ <Darkamber8828> guys <Darkamber8828> i have two snatches last.fm <danmantincan> It's true <danmantincan> I'm mk's bitch

Mar 14th, 2011, 11:51:58 AM	#98
RaRe555 Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 416 Inside your TV	wow it sucks i haven't voted at all in the past 2 lynches >:\| i feel so useless __________________ [18:00] <Acklow> yo [18:00] <Acklow> has anyone here [18:00] <aryan> 6:57 PM - Drazen: ever heard that song that goes ass ass ass ass ass

Mar 14th, 2011, 12:21:17 PM	#99
Spiffy Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 929	Can anyone say village sweep? __________________ *† I am a Catholic and glad of it. †* <ginganinja> my sister (speaking objectivally as her brother) <ginganinja> is hot <ginganinja> I wish I was a girl

Mar 14th, 2011, 12:51:36 PM	#100
Tsuk Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 110	village sweep also, i really really want to see what other countries are mafia now, because i'm p sure canada isn't awesome