ruin your favorite cartoons!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Black Leather Jacket]

Originally Posted by Fat Sanders

anyone not from #smogon who can guess what the characters are gets a prize

They are from Hey Arnold?

[ToP]

Originally Posted by Fat Sanders

anyone not from #smogon who can guess what the characters are gets a prize

Harold is sanders, I'm guessing Gerald is (edit: Kakky) Chances are Helga is natalie, I don't really know though. Mr. Green is ls xD

No wait I go to #smogon :(

EDIT: I was doing that off the top of my head, I hadn't read it for 5 hours.

[monkfish]

For some reason, Gerald has always hated jews. He was always the tough guy on the block; a real jew hater. His Opeth shirt flailed in the wind as he took a leap towards Harold.

how can you NOT get this

[btway]

Originally Posted by Fat Sir Chris

AN: Okay hay guys I am new to this so this is a bit short plz try to realize i am making an effort to stick to realism so no if i write future parts i wontdo anything stupid likemake mufasa return to life or make simba half hyena or something thanks and happy reading!

Scar calmly walked through the valley, not a worry on his mind as a cruel smile had found its way onto his face. Simba and Mufasa both murdered in an ever so tragic accident. It was enough to make him cry.

Reaching his destination he looked over the dead body of Mufasa and his face distorted into one of sadness.

Mufasa, if only you would have left Sarabi for me like I asked, we could have, together, ruled the kingdom. Why oh why couldn’t you just let yourself come into my arms, Mufasa?

Scar’s look of sadness turned into a grin as his paw began touching a place that no doubt Mufasa would not have approved of.

“Ah Mufasa, it seems that in death your mighty roar has been silenced! I wouldn’t expect you to moan, but it’d have been a nice treat.” Scar talked although no one listened as his paw continued to move up and down Mufasa’s rigid body. After a few minutes of this Scar felt himself beginning to be aroused.

“Oh, what do we have here… a little bitty present for our late king. Well, all hail to the king!” With this he thrust in and moaned as Mufasa’s cold body shuddered against the intruder. Scar, not experiencing the sins of the flesh in many years, came quickly and slipped out of Mufasa.

“It was good for me, hope it was good for you!” With a cruel laugh Scar went on his way, satisfied.

Hiding behind a bush, Pumbaa quickly finished his masturbation and let out a contented sigh.

“That was hot.”

XD/10

[Steelicks]

"I love it when you talk dirty."

The words struck young Wheeler hard. He turned around to face Captain Planet, his hero. Smiling. That bastard is always smiling, Wheeler suddenly thought. He wasn't angry, though. Oh no. To tell you the truth, young Wheeler didn't know what to think of his mentor. Wheeler was repairing the Geo Cruiser at the time. Indeed, the sight of this muscular lad, covered in oil and sweat, hard at work... well, it would make any girl swoon! (Except Linka of course, but she has high standards!) He cut himself on a loose piece of metal, and uttered a curse word, softly. To himself, only. But the Captain heard. He hears everything. Wheeler wondered how long he had been watching him.

"Huh? What?", Wheeler asked, pretending he didn't hear. He placed the spanner he was holding onto the table, without letting go. The cold steel strengthened him, somehow. Or perhaps the metallic substance reminded him of the Captain's muscular arms. Like I said, he's a confused young lad."I said, I love it when you talk... dirty", Captain Planet said, walking towards Wheeler, his arms crossed, with a confident smile. There was something knowing about his smile. Wheeler smiled back awkwardly, confused... afraid? The Captain certainly was acting odd, Wheeler thought; he was right.

How ironic it was that the Captain likes dirty talk. He hates pollution and strives so hard to keep the environment clean. And yet, he could not deny that this sweaty, oily youth piqued his interest. The 'dirty word', uncharacteristic of young Wheeler, was also something of great interest to the Captain.

"What's the matter... see something you like?", the Captain asked, who was getting too close to comfort. Wheeler could feel the Captain's breath. Chilling. Yet fresh. Wheeler loosened his grip on the spanner, but didn't let go. Trying to seem confident in the eyes of his mentor, Wheeler smirked back. "I don't kn... I don't know what you mean", he muttered. He couldn't have fooled anyone. Least of all the Captain, who bit his lip, considering the red headed youth.

It happened so suddenly. The Captain reached out and took Wheeler's hand. Wheeler tried to say something, but no words could escape. Truth be told, he was more overcome with curiousity than fear. From thin air, the Captain created a ring. A ring of fire. The small metal object was surprisingly cold, as it touched Wheeler's palm. Captain Planet closed Wheeler's fingers around the ring, still smiling, still staring into Wheeler's eyes.

"Use this ring to summon me", the Captain instructed the young New Yorker, who could not bring himself to look at the Captain's face. "With the power of these magic rings, I can come to your aid at anytime." The Captain turned his back to Wheeler, walking towards the exit. "You, Wheeler, you may use it anytime." Smirking, he closed the door with a snap, leaving Wheeler quite alone, red faced.

The spanner, sweaty from the palm of Wheeler's hand, hit the concrete floor with a chilling thud. Trembling, Wheeler attempted to regain control. What just happened? And what was he feeling? I should have become a paperboy, Wheeler joked... although he knew it was only in jest.

Though his fingers were trembling, his slid the ring onto his forefinger. He couldn't stop himself from smiling.

The end.

[ls]

lolx2

[ToP]

But he was working on the GEOCRUISER when he met Captain Planet. He couldn't have not been a planeteer and been working on the GEOCRUISER >:(

[Steelicks]

this was a good thread

[Aeroblacktyl]

indeed it was

[Shiv]

i remember this thread. also, its been so long yet sanders is still a contender for the coolest noob award..

[Carl]

steelicks stop bumping old threads!!!! i am totally nominating you for smogon's best noob this year...

[DM]

goddammit Steelicks bumping this thread will open it up to be completely destroyed by shitty people

also thanks for letting me read it again

[Surgo]

Haha I missed this one the first time around. So excellent. Anyone else up for another round of slash fics?

edit: Calling Norbert and Dagget from The Angry Beavers.

[monkfish]

Just a short one

Simon felt around for the lightswitch in his room. He was feeling restless - maybe reading a good book would send him to sleep. He walked over to the bookcase, selected his favourite novel and settled down in the old dusty armchair in the corner. However, try as he might, he just couldn't focus on the words. The thoughts in the back of his mind were calling him, beckoning him - but he refused to let them through. Not again. Please, God, not again. He closed his eyes, and images flashed in front of him. He shuddered...

A figure. In the doorway. Simon couldn't make out the face, but he knew who it was. Fear welled up inside him as he trembled, shrinking down into the armchair, wishing it would just swallow him up.
"Please... No..." he spluttered. The figure ignored his pleas, advancing towards him with a menacing air.. Then everything went black.

***

Alvin was a leader. It was just... Natural to him. He'd always been the best at sports, teasing Simon about his glasses, his dorky haircut and the books he read. Perhaps he'd overstepped the line at times, but he'd deserved all of it. It seemed to Alvin that no matter what he did, Simon could always beat him in class, getting all the high grades. He'd tried forgetting about it, and for a while it had worked - he'd started a band, all the girls loved him. He was living the high life! Or so he thought. He was infuriated by the way Simon didn't seem to have any envy for him, for his glorious lifestyle. Well, that was all going to change...

***

Theodore looked down at Simon, at his beautiful body unconscious in that chair. It was a shame that he'd passed out so soon - Theodore found that resistance made the experience all the more pleasurable. As he unzipped his dungarees, he chuckled to himself with the thought that Alvin was actually paying him to do this. It just didn't get any better.

[Steelicks]

lol good work

[Kikuichimonji]

I was going to do a series of support-based Fire Emblem slash fics, but unfortunately Lu Aza was on hiatus during the height of my planning and thus things never really got off the ground. Although I'm convinced that I'm horrible at writing any kind of fiction, the critical reception of my debut post on Smogon pleasantly surprised me, so I may try my hand at it again, if you guys are my audience.

[Toshi0220]

I'd do something about the Rugrats but I have shit for creativity. Oh well, it would kinda suss writing about 2 year olds, and stuff :O

[BARILLIAN]

While not exactly a cartoon, calling the Mad Hatter and the March Hare. I'll do what I can, but I doubt I can match the brilliance of those fics posted.

[Siphai]

I hope you guys like this I've been working on it for some time now:

HALF-LIFE: FULL LIFE CONSEQUENCES

John Freeman who was Gordon Freemans brother was one day in an office typing on a computer. He got an email from his brother that said that aliens and monsters were attacking his place and aksed him for help so he went.

John Freeman got his computer shut down and wet on the platform to go up to the roof of the building where he left his motorcycle and normal people close because he was in his office lab coat. John Freeman got on his motorcycl and said "its time for me to live up to my family name and face full life consequences" so he had to go.

John Freeman ramped off the building and did a backflip and landed. He kept driving down the road and made sure there was no zombies around because he ddint have weapon.
The contrysides were nice and the plants were singing and the birds and the sun was almost down from the top of the sky. the mood was set for

John Freemans quest to help his brother where he was. John Freeman looked around the countrysides and said "its a good day to do what has to be done by me and help my brother to defeat the enemys".

John Freeman was late so he had to drive really fast. A cop car was hiden near by so when John Freeman went by the cops came and wanted to give him a ticket. Here John Freeman saw the first monster because the cop was posessed and had headcrabs.
"I cant give you my lisense officer" John Freeman said
"Why not?" said the headcrab oficer back to John Freeman.
"Because you are headcrab zombie" so John Freeman shot the oficer in the head and drove off thinking "my brother is in trouble there" and went faster.

John Freeman had to go faster like the speed of sound and got there fast because Gordon needed him where he was. John Freeman looked at road signs and saw "Ravenholm" with someons writing under it saying "u shudnt come here" so John Freeman almost turned around but heard screaming like Gordon so he went faster again.

John Freeman drove in and did another flip n jumped off his motorbike and the motor bike took out some headcrab zombies infront of John Freeman.

John Freeman smiled and walked fast. John then looked on the ground and found wepon so he pickd it up and fired fast at zombie goasts in front of a house.

John Freeman said "Zombie goasts leave this place" and the zombie goasts said "but this is our house" and John Freeman felt sorry for them becaus they couldnt live there anymore because they were zombie goasts so he blew up the house and killed the zombie goasts so they were at piece.
Then John Freeman herd another scream from his brother so he kept walking really faster to get where he was. Ravenholdm was nothing like the countrysides there was no birds singing and the pants were dead and teh dirt was messy and bloody from headcrabs.
When John Freeman got to where the screaming was started from he found his brother Gorden Freeman fightin the final bosss and Gordon said "John Freeman! Over here!" so John Freeman went there to where Gordon Freeman was fighting. John Freeman fired his bullet from teh gun really fast and the bullets went and shot the final boss in the eyes and the final boss couldnt see.

Gordon Freeman said "its time to end this ones and for all!" and punched the final boss in the face and the final boss fell. John Freeman said "thanks i could help, bro" and Gordon Freeman said "you should come here earlier next time" and they laughed.
The laughed overed quickly though because John Freeman yelled "LOOK OUT BRO!" and pointed up to the top of the sky. Gordon Freeman looked up and said "NOO! John Freeman run out of here fast as you can!" and

John Freeman walked real fast out.

John Freeman loked back and saw Gordon get steppd on by the next boss and he was mad and angry.
"I'll get you back evil boss!" John Freeman yelled at the top of lungs.
John Freeman walked like speed of light back to his motorcycl and left behind the bad place behind him. John Freeman had to ride his motorcycle really fast back to the office but John Freemans gas ran out. John Freeman jumped fast off the motorcycle and landed on dead peoples hands.
"Gordon Freeman is now these hands... i must kill the next boss and live up to full-life consequences!" John Freeman said out loud.

John Freeman picked up a laser gun and aimed it at trees to see if he could. John Freeman shot and tree fell down in front of him. John Freeman seen eggs fall out of the tree and he put them back home safe.
"These birds dont have to see Gordon Freeman yet. its not time." John Freeman said to him.

John Freeman had to walked faster and was back at his office work and on a computer. He looked on the internet and found the next boss.
"I know his weakness now" John Freeman said. And after that he got emails from someone. John Freeman opened up the emails and read them.
"Dear John Freeman, how are you? I miss you at home come home safe and soon with Gordon Freeman for thanksgiving dinner. Love mom." John Freeman looked at it and got sad and yelled "I WILL KILL THE BOSS AND GORDON FREEMAN WILL BE HAPPY SOUL!" then he turned on off the computer and wet on the platform again down to his other more faster motorcycle that had gas in it this time.

John Freeman put the laser gun on his motorcycle and his machine gun and his rocket gun that he found on the side of the motorcycle. He went through traffic and went fast like litning to back to Ravenholm and back to the bad place where Gordon Freeman was. John Freeman went off road and did backflips and landed on back wheels but kept going too.
John Freeman went really fast again like before and was soon back again at Ravenholm but saw more zombie goasts. John Freeman said to them "Zombie goasts i have killed your friends at the old house and i dont want to shoot your heads. move near the countrysides and you will be friends of John Freeman." The zombie goasts said that "no we will kill you" and walked fast to John Freemans motorcycle. John Freeman waited until they were in front of his motorcycle and backflipped off his bars and shot heads below and landed and walked fast to where the next boss was.
"you will be one of us!" yelled the dead zombie goasts. John Freeman laughed and shot a rocket at them.
John Freeman saw the next boss far down the road and walked slow this time. He walked really slow like a turtle and sat down on a rock and watched the next boss near the dead last boss and where the place that

Gordon Freeman was. The next boss was laughing at John Freeman so John Freeman said "YOU WILL NOT LAUGH AT ME!" and shot a rocket at him since that was his weakness.
The next boss died and John Freeman was happy. He walked over to the dead bosses and put them under the ground and planted pants on them so instead of messy dirt and dark there was pretty things there now to be happy.

John Freeman walked to where Gordon Freeman was lying dead and crushed from the next bosss feet and looked down. A tear droped out of

John Freemans eye and landed on Gordon Freeman.
"You are dead bro and i killed the evil boss." John Freeman told Gordon Freeman
Then John Freeman saw something bad. A headcrab was on Gordon
Freeman! Gordon Freeman standed up and said "John Freeman... you got here slow and now i am zombie goast. you will pay..."
to be continued...?

[Misty**]

search google for animated versions of that, they're awesome

[Kikuichimonji]

Originally Posted by Fat Misty

search google for animated versions of that, they're awesome

not a rickroll

This one is almost as original as the one that Siphai posted.

DOOM: Repercussions of Evil

John Stalvern waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were demons in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Cernel Joson were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
John was a space marine for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the spaceships and he said to dad "I want to be on the ships daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY DEMONS"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the space station base of the UAC he knew there were demons.
"This is Joson" the radio crackered. "You must fight the demons!"
So John gotted his palsma rifle and blew up the wall.
"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the demons
"I will shoot at him" said the cyberdemon and he fired the rocket missiles. John plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the demons" he shouted
The radio said "No, John. You are the demons"
And then John was a zombie.

[Siphai]

Originally Posted by Fat Misty

search google for animated versions of that, they're awesome

haha, yeah

here are the somethingawful versions of what kiku posted. they're still working on a 4th one too

http://www.guildunknown.com/~vegita...onciquences.swf
http://www.guildunknown.com/~vegita...nciquences2.swf
http://billybobgeorgebob.googlepage...fefulllife3.swf

[Kikuichimonji]

This girl is an amazing writer, even though she's only written a single Harry Potter fic.

Uh, slightly more on topic... This makes me wonder why I ever left the Gamefaqs Fire Emblem board. "Suddenly, he gave a massive thrust and his penis sploded out of her mouth and Lyn died."

[Siphai]

Originally Posted by Fat Kikuichimonji

"Suddenly, he gave a massive thrust and his penis sploded out of her mouth and Lyn died."

I came.

[monkfish]

haha kiku that second one is amazing