The Netbattle / Shoddy / #smogon Quotes Topic! aka Quasi-Bash - Page 4

Ace777 · Jan 28th, 2007, 6:49:37 PM

haha.

Judgement · Jan 28th, 2007, 8:11:24 PM

<DoomMullet> it's always better to receive than to give
<DoomMullet> but you have to give to RECEIVE

***Misty***** · Jan 28th, 2007, 9:02:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fat Sarenji

you win, since this is pretty much my favorite quote of all time

~~Hazerider~~ · Jan 29th, 2007, 7:39:51 AM

I know how to beat doomsday

Steelicks · Jan 29th, 2007, 7:40:48 AM

(chaos = Camp Kmart)

Camp Kmart: (i'm still not going to mod you)
Rodrigo: ok
Rodrigo: also I wanted to be friend yours
Camp Kmart: good
Rodrigo:
Rodrigo: what's your name ?
Camp Kmart: john c internet
Camp Kmart: i traverse my web with a can of apple seeds and a pocket of miracles
Rodrigo: xD
Rodrigo: u have mail man ?
Camp Kmart: yes he delivers my state journal promptly every morning
Rodrigo: hey
Rodrigo: xD
Rodrigo: gave me your mail
Camp Kmart: he did?
Camp Kmart: god he doesn't respect my privacy does he ._.
Rodrigo: it stops to joke and gave me your email
Rodrigo: xD
Camp Kmart: yeah after he delivers my paper he usually stops to tell a few jokes
Camp Kmart: how the fuck did he know my email though
Camp Kmart: and why did he give it to you
Rodrigo: oh
Rodrigo: only i want your mail man xD
Camp Kmart: well go get him then why are you wasting your time talking to me
Camp Kmart: he isnt the handsomest of men but if thats the way you swing
Camp Kmart: GOD FORBID I STOP YOU

also

Christina: anybody wants to hear a joke?
Christina: once,a teacher asked a student what i cannot do but a pidgey can do?
Christina: the boy replied"sir,u cannot sit in a nest"

***Mekkah***** · Jan 29th, 2007, 8:17:55 AM

ahhahahahahaha I made some of such pictures before but these really made me laugh out loud.

DragonDance · Jan 29th, 2007, 4:06:52 PM

[21:30:40] Ass Ketchup (Ash): It's not about "evs" and "ivs" or even "abcdefgv's," but it's about the teamwork behind the team that makes a team.

SSBM roy · Jan 29th, 2007, 5:51:50 PM

theamericandream38 · Jan 29th, 2007, 8:37:05 PM

rofl roy awesome

**Glen** · Jan 29th, 2007, 9:52:06 PM

BEAT THAT FUCKERS

Judgement · Jan 29th, 2007, 10:32:04 PM

Ernest_Westwood: where you live
Ernest_Westwood: so i can bomb it

DragonDance · Jan 30th, 2007, 12:34:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fat Judgement

Ernest_Westwood: where you live
Ernest_Westwood: so i can bomb it

lold quite hard at that

Kid A · Jan 30th, 2007, 3:39:00 PM

lol i love this thread

husk · Jan 31st, 2007, 3:05:34 PM

[23:08:56] poke_nerd15: tell me when you ready
[23:09:02] husk: ok
[23:13:06] husk: ok ready
[23:14:09] poke_nerd15: wait...i'm masturbate now

***Misty***** · Jan 31st, 2007, 3:59:06 PM

i think poke_nerd15 was channeling ET

Dan Dan · Feb 1st, 2007, 3:01:00 PM

[19:54:42] <i8earl> umm didnt ian garvey revolutionize pokemon

alvi11 · Feb 4th, 2007, 1:43:09 PM

(You Won't Win): nobcake is the first thing i eat at lunch

***Misty***** · Feb 4th, 2007, 2:32:17 PM

reminds me of:

<sceptile> mahoro is a chiken that i will eat it t breakfast.

there's a lot of other really good quotes from this guy but i don't have them

alvi11 · Feb 4th, 2007, 3:06:59 PM

speaking of noobs...

Magikarp-Man: I'm Magikarp-Man! With the proportional strength, speed, agility and stupidity of a magikarp. How shall defy me??

***Misty***** · Feb 4th, 2007, 5:28:34 PM

[17:27:20] <@Brain> cloud is a donkey
[17:27:22] <@Brain> he is brown
[17:27:24] <@cloud> this makes sense

ETJ · Feb 5th, 2007, 4:01:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fat alvi11

speaking of noobs...

Magikarp-Man: I'm Magikarp-Man! With the proportional strength, speed, agility and stupidity of a magikarp. How shall defy me??

yeah.... he actually had 6 magikarps in his team when i saw him online.

Floppy · Feb 5th, 2007, 6:05:00 PM

-[17:51:53]- Charizard82: pleas dont evolve in mi battle

MythTrainerInfinity · Feb 6th, 2007, 7:51:55 AM

Elaborating on that now infamous quote. I am an evil man I tarnished his perfect 3-0 record :(

Ernest_Westwood's Gengar fainted!
Ernest_Westwood: sorry
MythTrainerInfinity: Heh nice try
Ernest_Westwood: :'(
Ernest_Westwood: what?
MythTrainerInfinity: You take losses like a man would.
Ernest_Westwood: Do you care about your record?
MythTrainerInfinity: Obviously you do.
Ernest_Westwood: you care?
Ernest_Westwood: do you?
MythTrainerInfinity: You challegenged me rated and you are trying to back out.
Ernest_Westwood: El que Anos tienes y usted yo asse por manos
Ernest_Westwood: nigger
Ernest_Westwood sent out Skarmory (Lv.100 Skarmory)!
---------------------------------
MythTrainerInfinity's Suicune's Leftovers restored its HP a little!
Ernest_Westwood's Skarmory's Leftovers restored its HP a little!
End of turn #30
Ernest_Westwood's Skarmory: 87% HP
MythTrainerInfinity's Suicune: 291 HP
MythTrainerInfinity: Wow i am so hurt.
Ernest_Westwood: nigger
Ernest_Westwood: you black bum
MythTrainerInfinity: Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Ernest_Westwood: where you live
Ernest_Westwood: so i can bomb it
MythTrainerInfinity: jajajajajajajajajajajajaja
Ernest_Westwood: ur gonna get banned
MythTrainerInfinity: Please.
Ernest_Westwood: MythTrainerInfinity: Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Ernest_Westwood: thats what niggers do
Ernest_Westwood: rofl
Ernest_Westwood: nub

NetBattle v0.9.6
Log saved 1/19/2007 at 9:20:25 PM

Ace777 · Feb 6th, 2007, 9:16:04 PM

[21:13:43] boarfdeef: guess what everyone
[21:13:46] boarfdeef: NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGE

Judgement · Feb 8th, 2007, 6:31:31 PM

SKYUPPERCUT60: OH MY GOD GUYS
SKYUPPERCUT60: PEACH YOGURT
SKYUPPERCUT60: RAPES

SKYUPPERCUT60: i didn't know what a boner was till last year

[22:47:47] skarm: at 90 I'd be like "well grandkids... I used to be a serious pokemon trainer in my day, but now I only have three left: Choose!"

this just in:

<Hipmonlee> ok
<Hipmonlee> wittiest poster
<Hipmonlee> who should I nominate
<Brain> me
<Brain> I'm witty
<Hipmonlee> I am gonna go glen I think, I just saw a glen post that made me laugh
<Brain> even my non-posts are witty
<Hipmonlee> you are so not a poster
<Hipmonlee> when was the last time you posted
<Hipmonlee> like 2 or 3 years ago?
<Brain> dude 3 years ago I owned smogon
<Hipmonlee> its true
<Brain> probably last week or something
<Hipmonlee> but you see smogon has moved on
<Hipmonlee> you are washed up
<Hipmonlee> a has been

Jan 28th, 2007, 8:11:24 PM	#77
Judgement Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 1,935 SFL	<DoomMullet> it's always better to receive than to give <DoomMullet> but you have to give to RECEIVE __________________ <Huy> lets compare dicks <Huy> i'll send you mine Ernest_Westwood: where you live Ernest_Westwood: so i can bomb it

Jan 29th, 2007, 8:17:55 AM	#81
*Mekkah* pfbwowbfobwobwobfwowbf Administrator** Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 13,835 Most of them are good	ahhahahahahaha I made some of such pictures before but these really made me laugh out loud. __________________ onions videos cameras models steroids dinoturtlethings

Jan 29th, 2007, 4:06:52 PM	#82
DragonDance Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 601 canada	[21:30:40] Ass Ketchup (Ash): It's not about "evs" and "ivs" or even "abcdefgv's," but it's about the teamwork behind the team that makes a team. __________________ aaa

Jan 29th, 2007, 5:51:50 PM	#83
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Jan 29th, 2007, 8:37:05 PM	#84
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Jan 28th, 2007, 6:49:37 PM	#76
Ace777 Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 1,604	haha.

Jan 29th, 2007, 7:39:51 AM	#79
~~Hazerider~~ Banned deucer. Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 4,286 38º47'N 9º22'W	I know how to beat doomsday

Jan 29th, 2007, 7:40:48 AM	#80
Steelicks Come here and Battle me! Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 3,756 Zoo Station	(chaos = Camp Kmart) Camp Kmart: (i'm still not going to mod you) Rodrigo: ok Rodrigo: also I wanted to be friend yours Camp Kmart: good Rodrigo: Rodrigo: what's your name ? Camp Kmart: john c internet Camp Kmart: i traverse my web with a can of apple seeds and a pocket of miracles Rodrigo: xD Rodrigo: u have mail man ? Camp Kmart: yes he delivers my state journal promptly every morning Rodrigo: hey Rodrigo: xD Rodrigo: gave me your mail Camp Kmart: he did? Camp Kmart: god he doesn't respect my privacy does he ._. Rodrigo: it stops to joke and gave me your email Rodrigo: xD Camp Kmart: yeah after he delivers my paper he usually stops to tell a few jokes Camp Kmart: how the fuck did he know my email though Camp Kmart: and why did he give it to you Rodrigo: oh Rodrigo: only i want your mail man xD Camp Kmart: well go get him then why are you wasting your time talking to me Camp Kmart: he isnt the handsomest of men but if thats the way you swing Camp Kmart: GOD FORBID I STOP YOU also Christina: anybody wants to hear a joke? Christina: once,a teacher asked a student what i cannot do but a pidgey can do? Christina: the boy replied"sir,u cannot sit in a nest"

Jan 29th, 2007, 9:52:06 PM	#85
Glen Moderator Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 6,493	BEAT THAT FUCKERS __________________ nothing about the source or the end

Jan 29th, 2007, 10:32:04 PM	#86
Judgement Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 1,935 SFL	Ernest_Westwood: where you live Ernest_Westwood: so i can bomb it __________________ <Huy> lets compare dicks <Huy> i'll send you mine Ernest_Westwood: where you live Ernest_Westwood: so i can bomb it

Jan 30th, 2007, 3:39:00 PM	#88
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Jan 31st, 2007, 3:05:34 PM	#89
husk Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 2,066	[23:08:56] poke_nerd15: tell me when you ready [23:09:02] husk: ok [23:13:06] husk: ok ready [23:14:09] poke_nerd15: wait...i'm masturbate now __________________ But the feeling is gone...

Jan 31st, 2007, 3:59:06 PM	#90
*Misty* oh Administrator** Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 7,151	i think poke_nerd15 was channeling ET

Feb 1st, 2007, 3:01:00 PM	#91
Dan Dan Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 4,740 Ingerland	[19:54:42] <i8earl> umm didnt ian garvey revolutionize pokemon __________________ [13:17:16] <BenVdd> i mean , if she wasn't my sister and i still lived in the same house as her i'd do her in her sleep

Feb 4th, 2007, 1:43:09 PM	#92
alvi11 Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 16	(You Won't Win): nobcake is the first thing i eat at lunch

Feb 4th, 2007, 2:32:17 PM	#93
*Misty* oh Administrator** Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 7,151	reminds me of: <sceptile> mahoro is a chiken that i will eat it t breakfast. there's a lot of other really good quotes from this guy but i don't have them

Feb 4th, 2007, 3:06:59 PM	#94
alvi11 Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 16	speaking of noobs... Magikarp-Man: I'm Magikarp-Man! With the proportional strength, speed, agility and stupidity of a magikarp. How shall defy me??

Feb 4th, 2007, 5:28:34 PM	#95
*Misty* oh Administrator** Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 7,151	[17:27:20] <@Brain> cloud is a donkey [17:27:22] <@Brain> he is brown [17:27:24] <@cloud> this makes sense

Feb 5th, 2007, 6:05:00 PM	#97
Floppy Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 1,783 mr nice boy	-[17:51:53]- Charizard82: pleas dont evolve in mi battle __________________ snivle snivle (16:20) [Aquarius]GeorgiaLed: and watch your filthy mouth abt my leader you bullcrap (16:20) The other party left the server, so the window was disabled.

Feb 6th, 2007, 7:51:55 AM	#98
MythTrainerInfinity Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 685	Elaborating on that now infamous quote. I am an evil man I tarnished his perfect 3-0 record :( Ernest_Westwood's Gengar fainted! Ernest_Westwood: sorry MythTrainerInfinity: Heh nice try Ernest_Westwood: :'( Ernest_Westwood: what? MythTrainerInfinity: You take losses like a man would. Ernest_Westwood: Do you care about your record? MythTrainerInfinity: Obviously you do. Ernest_Westwood: you care? Ernest_Westwood: do you? MythTrainerInfinity: You challegenged me rated and you are trying to back out. Ernest_Westwood: El que Anos tienes y usted yo asse por manos Ernest_Westwood: nigger Ernest_Westwood sent out Skarmory (Lv.100 Skarmory)! --------------------------------- MythTrainerInfinity's Suicune's Leftovers restored its HP a little! Ernest_Westwood's Skarmory's Leftovers restored its HP a little! End of turn #30 Ernest_Westwood's Skarmory: 87% HP MythTrainerInfinity's Suicune: 291 HP MythTrainerInfinity: Wow i am so hurt. Ernest_Westwood: nigger Ernest_Westwood: you black bum MythTrainerInfinity: Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Ernest_Westwood: where you live Ernest_Westwood: so i can bomb it MythTrainerInfinity: jajajajajajajajajajajajaja Ernest_Westwood: ur gonna get banned MythTrainerInfinity: Please. Ernest_Westwood: MythTrainerInfinity: Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Ernest_Westwood: thats what niggers do Ernest_Westwood: rofl Ernest_Westwood: nub NetBattle v0.9.6 Log saved 1/19/2007 at 9:20:25 PM __________________ Infinity or MythTrainerInfinity on Pokemon Online. My Art - http://mythtrainerinfinity.deviantart.com/ MTI on AiB - http://allisbrawl.com/profile/MythTrainerInfinity.ai

Feb 6th, 2007, 9:16:04 PM	#99
Ace777 Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 1,604	[21:13:43] boarfdeef: guess what everyone [21:13:46] boarfdeef: NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGE

Feb 8th, 2007, 6:31:31 PM	#100
Judgement Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 1,935 SFL	SKYUPPERCUT60: OH MY GOD GUYS SKYUPPERCUT60: PEACH YOGURT SKYUPPERCUT60: RAPES SKYUPPERCUT60: i didn't know what a boner was till last year [22:47:47] skarm: at 90 I'd be like "well grandkids... I used to be a serious pokemon trainer in my day, but now I only have three left: Choose!" this just in: <Hipmonlee> ok <Hipmonlee> wittiest poster <Hipmonlee> who should I nominate <Brain> me <Brain> I'm witty <Hipmonlee> I am gonna go glen I think, I just saw a glen post that made me laugh <Brain> even my non-posts are witty <Hipmonlee> you are so not a poster <Hipmonlee> when was the last time you posted <Hipmonlee> like 2 or 3 years ago? <Brain> dude 3 years ago I owned smogon <Hipmonlee> its true <Brain> probably last week or something <Hipmonlee> but you see smogon has moved on <Hipmonlee> you are washed up <Hipmonlee> a has been __________________ <Huy> lets compare dicks <Huy> i'll send you mine Ernest_Westwood: where you live Ernest_Westwood: so i can bomb it Last edited by Judgement; Feb 9th, 2007 at 12:35:38 AM.