The Netbattle / Shoddy / #smogon Quotes Topic! aka Quasi-Bash

[Hazerider]

I swear the quotes people post here just get worse and worse

[Loki]

more from shoddybattle's finest...

rokstarkid: i belive in god ,rokstarkid said. "assassin8 him, bacause im muzzlem oboba screamed gayly

kdu: hi poketrainers
kdu: anybody he is willing striking with a Brazilian?

trippleffect: noah i s a fag'
trippleffect: he has no life
trippleffect: lkjghfuyhxgnch`gfrth
trippleffect: rgv
trippleffect: bty
trippleffect: h
trippleffect: 57h
trippleffect was banned by Noah for 23 hours, 59 minutes.
trippleffect has left Smogon University.

Yuuki_AG: Hello staff, I do not understand much of the Brazilian language from you but almost fluently speaks your language when persons who always talk to me type my nick in front of the sentence, but good to what we intereça for which you and the best fire pokemon? ?

[monkfish]

<Doomsday> i didnt know what 'binged' mean before
<Doomsday> so i always thought it was a verb that meant "playing bingo"
<Doomsday> seriously
<cookie> old ladies binging every friday night

[Swaggersaurus]

hahhaa oh man i was in this chat and i still managed to miss this hahaha

[monkfish]

[00:54:15] <@thunda> CaptKirby
[00:54:22] <@thunda> earlier today i was looking at my eyes closely
[00:54:23] <@thunda> in a mirror
[00:54:27] <@thunda> and i noticed i had 2 cuts
[00:54:32] <@thunda> one in both eye
[00:54:36] <@thunda> in the exact same spot
[00:54:39] <@thunda> and i was freaked out
[00:54:43] <@thunda> so i showed my mum
[00:54:46] <@thunda> and they ended up being
[00:54:50] <@thunda> tear ducts
[00:54:52] <@thunda> apparently
[00:55:15] <@Serenity> Lol..
[00:55:26] <@cookie> LOL
[00:55:26] <@Carl> oh man
[00:55:39] <@m0nkfish> hahahahahaha

[cookie]

oh and by the way my 'lol' in all caps was satirising rev's 'Lol'
i would never say LOL sincerely

[monkfish]

[22:20:40] <CN> try fact
[22:21:04] <m0nkfish> factorial isnt infinite
[22:21:14] <+Colin> what is the deal with all these abbreviations
[22:21:48] <CN> not exactly an abbreviation
[22:21:52] <CN> just shortened

[Swaggersaurus]

[22:20:35] <@Az> god youtube really does a number on my head
[22:20:36] <@Az> like
[22:20:39] <@Az> i want to thumbs-up a comment
[22:20:43] <@Az> because i agree with the point made
[22:20:46] <@Az> but i can't bring myself to
[22:20:51] <@AceMatador> why
[22:20:53] <@AceMatador> do it
[22:20:56] <@AceMatador> i sometimes troll
[22:20:57] <@Az> because the poster has typed "edition" instead of "addition"
[22:20:58] <@AceMatador> and thumbs down
[22:21:02] <@AceMatador> all the good comments
[22:21:03] <@AceMatador> oh
[22:21:05] <@AceMatador> ouch
[22:21:05] <@Az> and i don't want to look like i'm condoning that
[22:21:06] <@AceMatador> =[
[22:21:07] <@Az> or overlooked it
[22:21:08] <@Az> haha
[22:21:20] <@Broolucks> edition instead of addition?
[22:21:24] <@Broolucks> how is this possible
[22:21:29] <@AceMatador> http://windom.cybox.com/logs/2002/01.06.html
[22:21:30] <@AceMatador> lol das me
[22:21:38] <@Az> it's likely they know they mean different things, just typed homophonetically
[22:21:39] <@Az> it happens
[22:22:49] <@Az> i have done that sort of thing and caught it whilst tired
[22:22:57] <@Az> but can't think of any good examples
[22:23:04] <@Broolucks> eh it's fine


[22:27:46] <@AceMatador> with an actual rick role
[22:27:47] <@Az> i don't know 1973 by the title
[22:27:48] <@AceMatador> just to be cliche
[22:27:52] <@Az> THERE YOU GO
[22:27:53] <@AceMatador> and when it happens you will break!
[22:27:55] <@thunda> 1973 is the one
[22:27:56] <@Az> [22:27:46] <@AceMatador> with an actual rick role
[22:27:56] <@thunda> simonaaaaa
[22:27:58] <@Az> Brain
[22:27:59] <@Az> Brain
[22:27:59] <@Az> [22:27:46] <@AceMatador> with an actual rick role
[22:28:02] <@Az> i do this one all the time
[22:28:10] <@AceMatador> lol
[22:28:13] <@Az> (not in that context, but you know)
[22:28:15] <@m0nkfish> what, misspell roll
[22:28:23] <+junior> rofl
[22:28:26] <@Az> yeah we were talking about typoing homophones
[22:28:34] <@AceMatador> did i type role wrong?

[Glen]

homophone

[Swaggersaurus]

the tight jeans are just a counter-measure, aren't they? it's so easy to get carried away

edit:

[13:15:25] <@fm> i took a shit outside
[13:15:29] <@fm> on the best fucking day
[13:15:31] <@fm> to take a shit outside
[13:15:34] <@fm> on mischief night
[13:15:36] <@fm> and
[13:15:40] <@fm> i wiped my fucking ass
[13:15:41] <@fm> with leaves



[13:15:47] <@fm> forgetting that there was toilet paper
[13:15:49] <@fm> everywhere

[moot]

fm is a god

[20:39:33] <@moot> fishy where the fuck are you
[20:39:42] * fm is now known as Fishy
[20:39:43] * steven is now known as junior
[20:39:49] <@Fishy> I'm here mootles.
[20:39:52] <+junior> woah
[20:39:53] <+junior> fishy
[20:39:55] <+junior> moot
[20:39:59] <+junior> hiiiiiiii
[20:40:03] <@Fishy> I want your big meaty cock all over me
[20:40:04] <@Fishy> .
[20:40:05] <@Fishy> Grammar.
[20:40:08] <+junior> what the
[20:40:09] <@imperfectluck> ????
[20:40:10] <@Fishy> Very important.
[20:40:10] <@moot> hey fishy!!
[20:40:13] <~jumpluff> ................................................
[20:40:13] <@CaptKirby> uh
[20:40:14] <~jumpluff> what
[20:40:15] <~jumpluff> lol
[20:40:16] <~jumpluff> hi fishy
[20:40:17] <@moot> welcome back
[20:40:21] * Fishy was kicked by CaptKirby (excuuuuse me?!)
[20:40:21] * Fishy (at@beginning.to.see.thelight) has joined #warau
[20:40:22] <+junior> did fishy get drunk
[20:40:22] <~jumpluff> I'm so confused lol
[20:40:25] * Fishy was kicked by CaptKirby (excuuuuuuuse me?!?!)
[20:40:25] * Fishy (at@beginning.to.see.thelight) has joined #warau
[20:40:26] * Fishy is now known as fm
[20:40:30] <~jumpluff> oh
[20:40:30] <@CaptKirby> oh
[20:40:30] <+junior> oh
[20:40:30] <@moot> oh good lord
[20:40:31] <~jumpluff> hahahhaa
[20:40:32] <+junior> rofl
[20:40:33] <~jumpluff> rofl
[20:40:33] <+junior> ahahahahah
[20:40:36] * fm (at@beginning.to.see.thelight) has left #warau
[20:40:36] * fm (at@beginning.to.see.thelight) has joined #warau
[20:40:36] * ChanServ sets mode: +o fm
[20:40:36] <+junior> oh my god
[20:40:38] <+junior> rofl
[20:40:40] <~jumpluff> fm i thought that was fishy ahahaha
[20:40:46] <@fm> xD
[20:40:49] <@CaptKirby> fm the worst user
[20:40:49] <@moot> i didn't even see that fucking nick change
[20:40:50] <@moot> rofl
[20:40:52] <@fm> lol i changed nicks in this channel
[20:40:52] <@moot> you are a god

[Fishy]

Hahahaha, you guys are daft. not only did you clearly miss fm's nick change, but that was not even my vhost. moot you're the dumbest of all, you were texting me around this time. -_- lol.

[Hazerider]

if you people plan on submitting half these bibles to bash shiv and I will destroy you

[Shiv]

all thunda quotes are banned.

fucking banned.

[ryubahamut]

as an addendum all non-funny quotes (this automatically includes every quote from every splinter channel) are banned, as is shiv.

[cookie]

you're all banned
and shut up shiv thunda comes out with gems even nowadays

[moot]

Originally Posted by Fat ryubahamut

as an addendum all non-funny quotes (this automatically includes every quote from every splinter channel) are banned, as is shiv.

ryu as a query what the fuck even happens in the other channels besides the splinters?

oh yeah

sports/economics

sorry for falling asleep on you i am such an infidel

[Stellar]

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