GO CLEFFA! CleffaBattle Warstory

[Castlevaynia]

My Team: (Ganmeyde)


His Team: (qxan)







ganmeyde sent out Cleffa.
qxan sent out Cleffa.

qxan: It ends here. The final confrontation.
Mahou has entered the room.
ganmeyde: O...
GooGoose has entered the room.
ganmeyde: O... O...
ganmeyde: O RLY?
Mahou: :o gasp

Cleffa used Metronome.
Cleffa used Powder Snow.
Cleffa lost 17% of its health.
Cleffa used Metronome.
Cleffa used Water Sport.
Fire attacks were weakened!

Crap. I needed an ATTACK.
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qxan: LET'S DO THIS!!! CLEFFFAAA FULLLL POWER!!!!
Mahou: oh snap a metronome battle :O

Cleffa used Metronome.
Cleffa used Double Team.
Cleffa's evasion was raised.
Cleffa used Metronome.
Cleffa's attack missed!

So Much for evasion clause >_>
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Mahou: lol Double Team

Cleffa used Metronome.
Cleffa used Meditate.
Cleffa's attack was raised.
Cleffa used Metronome.
Cleffa's attack missed!

Now this is gonna suck... How do I beat an Ubercleff?
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Cleffa used Metronome.
Cleffa's attack missed!
Cleffa used Metronome.
Cleffa used Charge Beam.
Cleffa lost 25% of its health.

We must have equal speed...
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Cleffa used Metronome.
Cleffa used Ice Punch.
Cleffa lost 33% of its health.
Cleffa used Metronome.
Cleffa used Metronome.
Cleffa used Captivate.
Cleffa's special attack was harshly lowered.

That's right, I metrenomed METRENOME
---ganmeyde switched in Cleffa.
Cleffa used Metronome.
Cleffa used Sandstorm.
A sandstorm brewed!
The sandstorm rages.
Cleffa is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Cleffa lost 8% of its health.
Cleffa is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Cleffa lost 8% of its health.
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Mahou: oO
Cleffa used Metronome.
Cleffa used Metronome.
Cleffa used Bind.
Cleffa lost 17% of its health.
Cleffa was bound!
Cleffa used Metronome.
Cleffa used Triple Kick.
It's super effective!
Cleffa lost 25% of its health.
It's super effective!
Cleffa lost 25% of its health.
It's super effective!
Cleffa lost 42% of its health.
ganmeyde's Cleffa fainted.
Hit 3 time(s)!
The sandstorm rages.
Cleffa is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Cleffa lost 8% of its health.
Cleffa is hurt by Bind!
Cleffa lost 8% of its health.

5-6
Another double metrenome... Wierd.
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`sKePtiCaL` has entered the room.
Mahou: I think that's a glitch now...
`sKePtiCaL`: cleffa
ganmeyde switched in Cleffa.
`sKePtiCaL`: :O!

Cleffa used Metronome.
Cleffa used Mud-Slap.
Cleffa lost 8% of its health.
Cleffa's accuracy was lowered.
Cleffa used Metronome.
Cleffa's attack missed!
The sandstorm rages.
Cleffa is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Cleffa lost 8% of its health.
Cleffa is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Cleffa lost 8% of its health.

Haha! Now he'll have trouble hitting too!
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qxan: NO!!!
Cleffa used Metronome.
Cleffa used Roar.
qxan switched in Cleffa.
The sandstorm rages.
Cleffa is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Cleffa lost 8% of its health.
Cleffa is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Cleffa lost 8% of its health.

And there goes his Double Team Cleffa.
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Mahou: Hmm...Metronome misses and does nothing if your opponent has raised evasion :O
qxan: NOT THAT CLEFFA
ganmeyde: CLEFFA! USE SPLASH ATTACK! (I jinxed it)

Cleffa used Metronome.
Cleffa used Trump Card.
Cleffa lost 33% of its health.
Cleffa used Metronome.
Cleffa's attack missed!
The sandstorm stopped.
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Cleffa used Metronome.
Cleffa used Splash.
Cleffa's attack missed!
Cleffa used Metronome.
Cleffa used Struggle.
Cleffa lost 25% of its health.
Cleffa was hit by recoil!
Cleffa lost 25% of its health.
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Mahou: DODGE IT CLEFFA AND USE YOUR SPLASH ATTACK
Mahou: XD
`sKePtiCaL`: did you double team?
qxan: I DID
ganmeyde: Yeah
Mahou: Metronome Double Team
ganmeyde: he did
GooGoose: haha, I'm trying to imagine these little cleffa doing things like roar and triple kick
qxan: And he did too

Cleffa used Metronome.
Cleffa used Stomp.
Cleffa lost 42% of its health.
ganmeyde's Cleffa fainted.

6-4. Shit. Cleffa got Curb Stomped.
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ganmeyde switched in Cleffa.
Cleffa used Metronome.
Cleffa used Sweet Kiss.
Cleffa became confused!
Cleffa is confused!
Cleffa used Metronome.
Cleffa used Thunder.
Cleffa lost 42% of its health.

Okay, at least he's confused now... I have a shot...
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Cleffa used Metronome.
Cleffa used Calm Mind.
Cleffa's special attack was raised.
Cleffa's special defence was raised.
Cleffa snapped out of confusion!
Cleffa used Metronome.
Cleffa used Hyper Voice.
Cleffa lost 42% of its health.

...or not.
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Mahou: lol that is funny though
Mahou: Metronome doing Splash >.>

Cleffa used Metronome.
Cleffa used Bite.
Cleffa lost 25% of its health.
Cleffa flinched!

Well, at least the inevitable was delayed.
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qxan: FLINCHAX

Cleffa used Metronome.
Cleffa used Twineedle.
Cleffa lost 17% of its health.
ganmeyde's Cleffa fainted.

6-3.
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ganmeyde switched in Cleffa.
ganmeyde: ubercleff
ganmeyde: GO!
qxan: DUDE I'm 6-0 CLEFFA SWEEPING YOU (How many times do we jinx it, lol)
ganmeyde: SRSLY
Mahou: Swept by a Cleffa!
qxan: YA RLY

Cleffa used Metronome.
Cleffa used Tri Attack.
Cleffa lost 42% of its health.
qxan's Cleffa fainted.

5-3
6-0 sweep eh? Not any more.
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qxan switched in Cleffa.

ganmeyde: owned

Cleffa used Metronome.
Cleffa used Imprison.
Cleffa's moves were sealed!
Cleffa used Metronome.
Cleffa used Psychic.
Cleffa lost 33% of its health.
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GooGoose: haha
qxan: Dude what happens now
Mahou: Wow
ganmeyde: imprison ownage

Cleffa used Struggle.
Cleffa lost 25% of its health.
Cleffa was hit by recoil!
Cleffa lost 25% of its health.
qxan's Cleffa fainted.
Cleffa used Metronome.
Cleffa used Aeroblast.

4-3That's two down, I have a chance!
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`sKePtiCaL`: choice scarf cleffas :O!
qxan switched in Cleffa.
ganmeyde: no
`sKePtiCaL`: you should
ganmeyde: Imprison
qxan: My new lead is going to have a Scarfed Metronome

Cleffa used Metronome.
Cleffa used Bug Bite.
Cleffa lost 25% of its health.
Cleffa used Metronome.
Cleffa used Blaze Kick.
Cleffa lost 42% of its health.
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Mahou: Oh man

Cleffa used Metronome.
Cleffa used Body Slam.
Cleffa lost 50% of its health.
ganmeyde's Cleffa fainted.
Cleffa's Cute Charm infatuated Cleffa!
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ganmeyde switched in Cleffa.

Mahou: this is a great way to try and end a hax streak

Cleffa used Metronome.
Cleffa used Strength.
Cleffa lost 50% of its health.
But it failed!
Cleffa's Cute Charm infatuated Cleffa!
Cleffa used Metronome.
Cleffa used Magnitude.
Magnitude 8!
Cleffa lost 42% of its health.

Come on, I need some hax here...
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`sKePtiCaL` has left the room.

Cleffa used Metronome.
Cleffa used Spite.
Cleffa used Metronome.
Cleffa used Draco Meteor.
Cleffa lost 50% of its health.
qxan's Cleffa fainted.
Cleffa's special attack was harshly lowered.

3-3...OH MY GOD! THAT WAS AWESOME!
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qxan switched in Cleffa.

ganmeyde: DRACO METEOR
ganmeyde: OWNED!
GooGoose: Draco meteor too? From that little tiny cleffa?
qxan: I SPITED YOUR METRONOME PP

Cleffa used Metronome.
Cleffa used Memento.
Cleffa's attack was harshly lowered.
Cleffa's special attack was harshly lowered.
ganmeyde's Cleffa fainted.
Cleffa used Metronome.
Cleffa used Comet Punch.
A critical hit!
A critical hit!
Hit 3 time(s)!

2-3... Wierd, he used his attack anyways... My cleffa was dead already
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ganmeyde switched in Cleffa.
qxan: AND SO IT ENDS
qxan: GOOD NIGHT CLEFFA

Cleffa used Metronome.
Cleffa used Tail Glow.
Cleffa's special attack was sharply raised.
Cleffa used Metronome.
Cleffa used Outrage.
Cleffa went on a rampage!
Cleffa lost 50% of its health.

HAX GODS, GIVE ME STRENGTH!
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ganmeyde: YOU GOT MEMENTO'D
Mahou: Explosion ftw?
qxan: OUTRAGE!!
Mahou: Please explosion x_x

Cleffa used Metronome.
Cleffa used Foresight.
Cleffa used Struggle.
A critical hit!
Cleffa lost 50% of its health.
qxan's Cleffa fainted.
Cleffa was hit by recoil!
Cleffa lost 25% of its health.

AND MORE HAX!
1-3
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ganmeyde: ya
ganmeyde: owned
ganmeyde: CRIT STRUGGLE

qxan switched in Cleffa.
Cleffa used Metronome.
Cleffa used Poisonpowder.
Cleffa was poisoned!
Cleffa used Struggle.
Cleffa lost 25% of its health.
Cleffa was hit by recoil!
Cleffa lost 25% of its health.
ganmeyde's Cleffa fainted.
qxan wins!

0-3
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GooGoose: This is the first battle I've ever seen without any leftovers recovery. win for that alone
ganmeyde: Ya
Mahou: This match was so full of win
ganmeyde: TY
qxan: I should have Scarfed all my Cleffas for optimal faggotry
ganmeyde: I came up with the idea for CleffaBattles
ganmeyde: Oh, I focus banded all of mine
ganmeyde: and it only worked once, a few battles ago
qxan: Did you really
qxan: lol
ganmeyde: when Sandstorm was up
GooGoose: haha
Mahou: lol
ganmeyde: Randomosity is the fun
Mahou: Yeah



This is possibly the most fun that is possible on Shoddy Battle. But the all the random numbers tend to crash the game.

[Tinnacious]

That was kinda fun and painful.

[tenchi17]

IGGLYBUFF HIJACK

[Synre]

Igglybuff was here. Cleffa is a loser!

[ihcati]

That was confusing.

[Castlevaynia]

Originally Posted by Fat ihcati

That was confusing.

which is why I color-coded it... but yeah, it's still confusing.

also, all Cleffas in this battle were level 1.

[Easton]

Hahaha, the Draco Meteor one was hilarious, as well as the Outrage one

[Familiar Trainer]

Cleffa came from space! Hand'em over!

Needs more Clefairy imo.

Cleffa used Metronome.
Cleffa used Double Team.
Cleffa's evasion was raised.
Cleffa used Metronome.
Cleffa's attack missed!

On a more serious note, I thought Metronome itself couldn't miss, but the move it choose could? Or is this just a Shoddy Battle mistake?

Edit: Thunderbolt just missed on a Garchomp. Yeah, it was probably just a Shoddy mistake.

[Castlevaynia]

Originally Posted by Fat Familiar Trainer

Cleffa came from space! Hand'em over!

Needs more Clefairy imo.



On a more serious note, I thought Metronome itself couldn't miss, but the move it chose could? Or is this just a Shoddy Battle mistake?

Shoddy error (I'm pretty sure...)

[Eyelander]

I love this. Too bad shoddy is full of errors :(

[darkie]

lol. Draco Meteor Cleffa.

[StrangerDanger]

Can you add scores?

[Andren]

lol, most hilarious battle I've ever read, besides that video with the Magikarps Splashing each other.

[Kevin_Raven]

both teams lacked a viable cleffa counter

[Castlevaynia]

Originally Posted by Fat StrangerDanger

Can you add scores?

Done.

[TheMantyke]

yes, a cleffa can comepletely sweep your team. Next we need a warstory with twelve of these.

[Castlevaynia]

Originally Posted by Fat The Man... (tyke)

yes, a cleffa can comepletely sweep your team. Next we need a warstory with twelve of these.

Can it learn Metrenome? Sheer Cold?

It's moar fun when it's entirely random.

[TheMantyke]

Originally Posted by Fat Castlevaynia

Can it learn Metrenome? Sheer Cold?

It's moar fun when it's entirely random.

no, no, but he can learn a bucha weird moves. Signal beam? Rockslide? InstantSteveIrwinDeath?

Anyways, I think this should be in the Warstory archeive it's so funny. Congrats.

[WildAce]

Originally Posted by Fat Andren

lol, most hilarious battle I've ever read, besides that video with the Magikarps Splashing each other.

What, this one?:
http://houyokusen.com/tmp/377178_pokemon.swf

Anyways, I laughed my ass off (yeah, I spelled it out) the whole time.

[Blackbeltsam]

This is either the stupidest or most brilliant warstory ever.

[Castlevaynia]

Originally Posted by Fat Blackbeltsam

This is either the stupidest or most brilliant warstory ever.

Thank you!

[StarmanXL]

What is it that you say when you come across something like this?

Oh yeah, now I remember:


EPIC WIN

[Easton]

Seriously, all this talk makes me want to use a Metronome team lol

[Castlevaynia]

Originally Posted by Fat Easton

Seriously, all this talk makes me want to use a Metronome team lol

Shoddybattle, my friend.

[Castlevaynia]

Originally Posted by Fat StarmanXL

What is it that you say when you come across something like this?

Oh yeah, now I remember:


EPIC WIN

Thank j00 very much.