My very own Pokemon legend is about to unfold!

***Mekkah***** · Nov 8th, 2007, 11:35:30 AM

YES! Finally, I, MEKKAH, turned 12. Time to be sent out alone on a dangerous Pokemon journey. After asking my mom 8000 times, finally I was allowed to go! However, not before I asked the help of a professional...or maybe it was professor. I don't know. Anyways, I remember something about him...I met him before. Let me dig it up in my memory, his name was...

That's right, his name was Jumpman16, the Pokemon Professor! He would always tell me how people called him names like "nerd" and "nerd" and "nerd" and stuff, a very bad childhood he had. However, he would teach me all I needed to know! Except for the sexual stuff, of course - I learned that from my mother. Heck, with her lessons, I could arouse ANYTHING, including my computer!

I went downstairs, ready to embark on my quest. I caught mom downstairs, drinking her sadness away because she couldn't get a boyfriend for longer than a week.

Poor CrazyStarwolf. :( Now, the woman outside, she was rather good looking! I asked her if she wasn't worried about getting pregnant with all the boys she'd be attracting, but she said her condoms were...

Okay, enough with the dirty subjects. It was time to look for the professionalor. He lives next door to me, which is also the home of that guy I've been bickering with ever since I was babies. Not ONCE would he cut the boys in town a little slack. ALWAYS stealing my toys and calling us names. I shuddered as I read the sign outside of his house, which was barely readable because he wrote on it himself.

Yeah, looks like Hazerider didn't have enough space. After more scary moments, I just went into his house, praying I would avoid him. Inside, I met his rather nice looking mom, who told me Hazerider was doing something unusual.

That's odd, that guy couldn't get anyone to go out with to save his life. Anyway, the professionalrizer wasn't there either, so I asked this fat guy outside of the big house if he'd seen him. Unfortunately, the guy even had trouble memorizing Pokemon and item names.

"And recall items and Pokemon as if they're that easy to remember!" Yeah, I'm sure that must be hard, as well as remembering you shouldn't double post and post without content and make dumb smileys and generally be an asshole. I left toy where he stood and went to the north to see if the provokeranal was out of town. But then...

(Jumpman's first name is Oak)

He got all mad at me and went on and on that I shouldn't go through the tall grass because

and then concluded to teach me more sexual stuff out of nowhere, namely that I should use condoms, but I quickly snapped at him that I already learned that this morning.

Either way, the profile or whatever he's called would help me defend myself against the wild Pokemons, as long as I came along with him.

In the big house (which turned out to be a lavatory or something) I was shocked to find my mortal enemy, Hazerider, furiously waiting for Oak Jumpman to arrive. However, in the presence of the old wise processor he didn't dare to do anything, and in the meanwhile the old guy tried to remember who the hell Hazerider was.

Yeah, apparently they just assumed the name on the sign near their house was his name. ANYWAY after he remembered we told him that we wanted to go out and catch Pokemon and have an adventure and stuff (I would have more adventures than Hazerid though if you know what I mean!). To do this, we'd need our own Pokemon. He had three REALLY rare ones left that were nowhere else to be found and that are very valuable to him and that he'd give his life for and all...I was prepared to leave his labradory in the knowledge that I'd never be a Pokemon Master, but it seems logic was nowhere to be found as the prodenser said

Hazerider got all angry (nothing new here)

but Jumpman said he could have one too so it didn't matter. However, since the prodisser forgot who he was, I got to pick first. I looked at the first monster, and I was not satisfied.

I then wanted to open the second ball, but Jumpman told me that one was filled w/ squirtle who wasn't good at all, so immediatly I walked to the third Pokeball. It probably didn't contain much, but looks like I had little of a choice!

I looked him up on the Pokedex I didn't even have yet, which revealed interesting information.

In addition, some random voice out of nowhere and told me I made the right choice.

HA! said my nemesis! You did not take Doomsday, the superior choice! He sprinted towards the table, and grabbed the Pokeball.

Before he would change his mind, I saved my process.

Now that my rival was even with me again, I did not want to remain in one room with him for any longer. I leaped for the exit, but an invisible force blocked my way. Hazerider foresaw my intentions, and knowing the rule of "you cannot decline a POKEMON challenge", he...challenged me!

I was unable to escape this. We were surrounded by a black sphere, and before me stood the feared Hazegrinder, ready to attack me. Behind him was a bookshelf with all his favourite toys.

We both sent out our prized Pokemon. Legay did, indeed, look very energetic, however, so did Hazerider's choice, Doomsday. I think I underestimated him a bit!

Looking at my options, I decided I couldn't but take him on. Good thing Legay the Lexay had several options at his disposal...

The second move, HEAVENLY GOLDEN BLAST, looked very promising. I selected it, but then immediatly regretted my decision.

Apparently it WAS a very powerful attack, but he could only use this attack in his final form, and Legay doesn't learn Transform until a later level. This early mistake had cost me dearly, as Doomsday proceeded to beat the hell out of poor Lexay. Was I gonna? lose

No! Remember, I had MOJO! I had TURNED ON the PC, and received a wonderful POTION in return. I screamed to Legay the Lexay: HERE , LEGAY! It's a POTION if u need one! 3...2....1......

The Lexay consumed the potion and was ready for the battle again! Doomsday, however, was tired, and his trainer could not afford the luxury of giving him a potion. The second half of the game was DOMINATED by my (FART) Pokemon.

Both of our fierce warriors were down to their last few stamina points, but in the end my friend managed to grasp victory.

We celebrated our victory together - after all, it was our TEAMWORK that pulled us through.

As expected, Hazerider got mad and blamed something that was his fault anyway.

After calling me a coward and a faggot, he left the scene, leaving me and my now level 6 Legay to rejoice.

This was the beginning of a great and long POKEMON adventure!

Carl · Nov 8th, 2007, 11:41:21 AM

at least you picked bulbasaur

dak · Nov 8th, 2007, 11:44:43 AM

good thread
gz for 8k!

norulz · Nov 8th, 2007, 11:45:33 AM

good read, congratulations

The.Lost.Hylian · Nov 8th, 2007, 11:57:26 AM

Fuck you and your 8k asshole.

But besides that, I find this to be the most enjoyable thread in a long time.

Omega Zero · Nov 8th, 2007, 12:03:25 PM

I do enjoy.

Cerivious · Nov 8th, 2007, 12:04:24 PM

Second picture was the best of the bunch imo.
Awesomely hilarious story

Atlas · Nov 8th, 2007, 12:18:30 PM

this thread makes me want to take a poop

Lawman · Nov 8th, 2007, 12:20:12 PM

congrats, great post XD

monkfish · Nov 8th, 2007, 12:40:07 PM

i enjoyed your adventure, happy 8k

**cookie** · Nov 8th, 2007, 12:44:53 PM

hehe i loled, congratulation on 8k. the battle menu was good

EDIT: lol hagrider

Synre · Nov 8th, 2007, 12:45:01 PM

gj

i expect the rest of the game done one town at a time daily

perhaps in your 9k next week?

Clicky Pen · Nov 8th, 2007, 12:54:48 PM

i rate this a 3/5 doomsday is the superior choice

also congrats on a damn good topic and 8k

Aeroblacktyl · Nov 8th, 2007, 1:08:05 PM

can't wait til you can surf and dupicate rare candies ^_^

***chaos***** · Nov 8th, 2007, 1:10:16 PM

wanna race to 10k

Altmer · Nov 8th, 2007, 1:13:03 PM

so who's the boss of team rocket

amazing thread by the way, it would teach the basics of pokemon to nooblets like DM

Doomsday · Nov 8th, 2007, 1:50:30 PM

DM would have to be careful not to choose DOOMSDAY, else he'd have a nasty time trying to defeat the WATER-type GYM LEADER, MISTY.

im just sayin i lost because HAZERID is dumb and his orders didn't make any sentence

good job i laughed at this thread

Pneuma · Nov 8th, 2007, 1:52:55 PM

good stuff
happy 8k

Sir Spanky · Nov 8th, 2007, 2:30:19 PM

grats on the crazy-high postcount lol

Max · Nov 8th, 2007, 3:24:49 PM

lol. Congrats on the 8k, Mekkah. :)

QuickDraw · Nov 8th, 2007, 3:32:34 PM

8000 posts and your pokemon journey is just starting? congratul...no

funny as hell though

GTS · Nov 8th, 2007, 3:35:08 PM

Awesome! I loved reading this!

Yuri · Nov 8th, 2007, 3:46:05 PM

Hahahah!! I wish I could be this funny in english.

theamericandream38 · Nov 8th, 2007, 3:56:30 PM

congrats on 8k, also nice story xD

Hyra · Nov 8th, 2007, 4:21:32 PM

wait, is this some long lost memory, or did you wait 8,000 posts to start your journey?

Nov 8th, 2007, 11:35:30 AM	#1
*Mekkah* pfbwowbfobwobwobfwowbf Administrator** Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 13,835 Most of them are good	My very own Pokemon legend is about to unfold! YES! Finally, I, MEKKAH, turned 12. Time to be sent out alone on a dangerous Pokemon journey. After asking my mom 8000 times, finally I was allowed to go! However, not before I asked the help of a professional...or maybe it was professor. I don't know. Anyways, I remember something about him...I met him before. Let me dig it up in my memory, his name was... That's right, his name was Jumpman16, the Pokemon Professor! He would always tell me how people called him names like "nerd" and "nerd" and "nerd" and stuff, a very bad childhood he had. However, he would teach me all I needed to know! Except for the sexual stuff, of course - I learned that from my mother. Heck, with her lessons, I could arouse ANYTHING, including my computer! I went downstairs, ready to embark on my quest. I caught mom downstairs, drinking her sadness away because she couldn't get a boyfriend for longer than a week. Poor CrazyStarwolf. :( Now, the woman outside, she was rather good looking! I asked her if she wasn't worried about getting pregnant with all the boys she'd be attracting, but she said her condoms were... Okay, enough with the dirty subjects. It was time to look for the professionalor. He lives next door to me, which is also the home of that guy I've been bickering with ever since I was babies. Not ONCE would he cut the boys in town a little slack. ALWAYS stealing my toys and calling us names. I shuddered as I read the sign outside of his house, which was barely readable because he wrote on it himself. Yeah, looks like Hazerider didn't have enough space. After more scary moments, I just went into his house, praying I would avoid him. Inside, I met his rather nice looking mom, who told me Hazerider was doing something unusual. That's odd, that guy couldn't get anyone to go out with to save his life. Anyway, the professionalrizer wasn't there either, so I asked this fat guy outside of the big house if he'd seen him. Unfortunately, the guy even had trouble memorizing Pokemon and item names. "And recall items and Pokemon as if they're that easy to remember!" Yeah, I'm sure that must be hard, as well as remembering you shouldn't double post and post without content and make dumb smileys and generally be an asshole. I left toy where he stood and went to the north to see if the provokeranal was out of town. But then... (Jumpman's first name is Oak) He got all mad at me and went on and on that I shouldn't go through the tall grass because and then concluded to teach me more sexual stuff out of nowhere, namely that I should use condoms, but I quickly snapped at him that I already learned that this morning. Either way, the profile or whatever he's called would help me defend myself against the wild Pokemons, as long as I came along with him. In the big house (which turned out to be a lavatory or something) I was shocked to find my mortal enemy, Hazerider, furiously waiting for Oak Jumpman to arrive. However, in the presence of the old wise processor he didn't dare to do anything, and in the meanwhile the old guy tried to remember who the hell Hazerider was. Yeah, apparently they just assumed the name on the sign near their house was his name. ANYWAY after he remembered we told him that we wanted to go out and catch Pokemon and have an adventure and stuff (I would have more adventures than Hazerid though if you know what I mean!). To do this, we'd need our own Pokemon. He had three REALLY rare ones left that were nowhere else to be found and that are very valuable to him and that he'd give his life for and all...I was prepared to leave his labradory in the knowledge that I'd never be a Pokemon Master, but it seems logic was nowhere to be found as the prodenser said Hazerider got all angry (nothing new here) but Jumpman said he could have one too so it didn't matter. However, since the prodisser forgot who he was, I got to pick first. I looked at the first monster, and I was not satisfied. I then wanted to open the second ball, but Jumpman told me that one was filled w/ squirtle who wasn't good at all, so immediatly I walked to the third Pokeball. It probably didn't contain much, but looks like I had little of a choice! I looked him up on the Pokedex I didn't even have yet, which revealed interesting information. In addition, some random voice out of nowhere and told me I made the right choice. HA! said my nemesis! You did not take Doomsday, the superior choice! He sprinted towards the table, and grabbed the Pokeball. Before he would change his mind, I saved my process. Now that my rival was even with me again, I did not want to remain in one room with him for any longer. I leaped for the exit, but an invisible force blocked my way. Hazerider foresaw my intentions, and knowing the rule of "you cannot decline a POKEMON challenge", he...challenged me! I was unable to escape this. We were surrounded by a black sphere, and before me stood the feared Hazegrinder, ready to attack me. Behind him was a bookshelf with all his favourite toys. We both sent out our prized Pokemon. Legay did, indeed, look very energetic, however, so did Hazerider's choice, Doomsday. I think I underestimated him a bit! Looking at my options, I decided I couldn't but take him on. Good thing Legay the Lexay had several options at his disposal... The second move, HEAVENLY GOLDEN BLAST, looked very promising. I selected it, but then immediatly regretted my decision. Apparently it WAS a very powerful attack, but he could only use this attack in his final form, and Legay doesn't learn Transform until a later level. This early mistake had cost me dearly, as Doomsday proceeded to beat the hell out of poor Lexay. Was I gonna? lose No! Remember, I had MOJO! I had TURNED ON the PC, and received a wonderful POTION in return. I screamed to Legay the Lexay: HERE , LEGAY! It's a POTION if u need one! 3...2....1...... The Lexay consumed the potion and was ready for the battle again! Doomsday, however, was tired, and his trainer could not afford the luxury of giving him a potion. The second half of the game was DOMINATED by my (FART) Pokemon. Both of our fierce warriors were down to their last few stamina points, but in the end my friend managed to grasp victory. We celebrated our victory together - after all, it was our TEAMWORK that pulled us through. As expected, Hazerider got mad and blamed something that was his fault anyway. After calling me a coward and a faggot, he left the scene, leaving me and my now level 6 Legay to rejoice. This was the beginning of a great and long POKEMON adventure! __________________ onions videos cameras models steroids dinoturtlethings

Nov 8th, 2007, 11:44:43 AM	#3
dak Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 986 Location: Inner Space	good thread gz for 8k! __________________ i'm selling these fine leather jackets

Nov 8th, 2007, 11:57:26 AM	#5
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Nov 8th, 2007, 12:03:25 PM	#6
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Nov 8th, 2007, 12:18:30 PM	#8
Atlas I'm the Mary! Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 3,485 Alliston, Ontario	this thread makes me want to take a poop __________________

Nov 8th, 2007, 11:41:21 AM	#2
Carl or Varl Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 4,530 Gear Station	at least you picked bulbasaur

Nov 8th, 2007, 11:45:33 AM	#4
norulz excellent Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 4,250	good read, congratulations

Nov 8th, 2007, 12:04:24 PM	#7
Cerivious Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 751	Second picture was the best of the bunch imo. Awesomely hilarious story

Nov 8th, 2007, 12:20:12 PM	#9
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Nov 8th, 2007, 12:40:07 PM	#10
monkfish what are birds? Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 5,003 we just don't know.	i enjoyed your adventure, happy 8k __________________ carpay deum. thats spanish for liv ur life. im out

Nov 8th, 2007, 12:44:53 PM	#11
cookie Moderator Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 7,038	hehe i loled, congratulation on 8k. the battle menu was good EDIT: lol hagrider Last edited by cookie; Nov 8th, 2007 at 1:57:39 PM.

Nov 8th, 2007, 12:45:01 PM	#12
Synre I did my best, I have no regrets FABULOUS Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 3,571	gj i expect the rest of the game done one town at a time daily perhaps in your 9k next week?

Nov 8th, 2007, 12:54:48 PM	#13
Clicky Pen Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 352	i rate this a 3/5 doomsday is the superior choice also congrats on a damn good topic and 8k

Nov 8th, 2007, 1:08:05 PM	#14
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Nov 8th, 2007, 1:10:16 PM	#15
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Nov 8th, 2007, 1:13:03 PM	#16
Altmer rid this world of human waste Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 6,937 mocking the cross	so who's the boss of team rocket amazing thread by the way, it would teach the basics of pokemon to nooblets like DM __________________ I'm somebody now, Harry. Everybody likes me. Soon, millions of people will see me and they'll all like me. I'll tell them about you, and your father, how good he was to us. Remember? It's a reason to get up in the morning. It's a reason to lose weight, to fit in the red dress. It's a reason to smile. It makes tomorrow all right. What have I got Harry, hm? Why should I even make the bed, or wash the dishes? I do them, but why should I? I'm alone. Your father's gone, you're gone. I got no one to care for. What have I got, Harry? I'm lonely. I'm old. You got friends, Ma. Ah, it's not the same. They don't need me. I like the way I feel. I like thinking about the red dress and the television and you and your father. Now when I get the sun, I smile.

Nov 8th, 2007, 1:50:30 PM	#17
Doomsday Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 6,168	DM would have to be careful not to choose DOOMSDAY, else he'd have a nasty time trying to defeat the WATER-type GYM LEADER, MISTY. im just sayin i lost because HAZERID is dumb and his orders didn't make any sentence good job i laughed at this thread

Nov 8th, 2007, 1:52:55 PM	#18
Pneuma Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 1,370 Austin	good stuff happy 8k

Nov 8th, 2007, 2:30:19 PM	#19
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Nov 8th, 2007, 3:24:49 PM	#20
Max yadig Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 1,375 Maryland	lol. Congrats on the 8k, Mekkah. :)

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