*sigh* well, i have returned...

***Mekkah***** · Jan 31st, 2009, 9:39:54 AM

because firebot is where we write blogs right?

Mood: i feel trolled

well...sigh, it's about time it came to this...

i have been gone for a while, and while i was not here, i looked at the forums and figured out how you all want me to behave, so i will do the total opposite. so yeah, while meditating, i figured i will call you all faggots, because this means i will be accepted.

i also got lots of other good ideas when just looking at people...like i saw this chick at the supermarket and i thought "hmmm why arent you a lamp post" and it was totally weird and i felt a total wave of awareness come through me and i felt so indie. it's not hard to "see" this; every "fridge" that "exists" (including mass) is some form or another of "energy". I know these terms are ill defined but it's all I need for this argument.

so i talked to this chick and she said "hey i googled your name recently" and i think my face just turned "?_?" if you know what i mean heh and i felt like puking though i guess if your eyes look like question marks you have other things to worry about...

also winter sucks because i dont ride my bike in winter...

so i will now use "quotations" to look myself look smart or at least more like jumpman who is suppose is "smart". also note that if your sentence is the last one of a line, there is no need for punctuation, and capitalization is of course way too "conformist" for me (i dont mean to sound like a goth) (or an emo)

oh by the way if you are going to post and you are going to just troll me and i dont know you then fuck off nobody cares about YOUR thoughts

and i mean that heheh ^_^

np: Some Indie Band - song

Doomsday · Jan 31st, 2009, 9:43:52 AM

i know what you mean, mekkah. my theory is that our love for everyone should act as this " " energy " ". if love, something so beautiful, can happen, then so can people turning into meat sandwiches too, right?

ggggggggI can relate to that encounter with your girl. the other day i saw a really hot chick, and all i could think to myself was, "i wish that girl was a cheese sandwich so i could take a bite and gain vitamins" but O WELL life wont work like this ((º))___((º)) jl

~~Hazerider~~ · Jan 31st, 2009, 9:50:14 AM

"Energy"? Blasphemy.

Something as powerful as l

ove cannot be expressed in such a childish, shallow way. No, love is beyond our comprehension, beyond anything that we may or may not achieve in our miserable lives as human beings. While listening to the new album of The Pickled Carpets may very well come close, nothing we can experience in this life or the next can even come close to love.

^S(8)___(8)S^

And now, I must bid you farewell, for I am going to take a picture of myself with no pants on and something painted on my face. This will depict how deep I am.

NP: The Factory Antelopes - It Is Really A Shame That You Will Not Love Me Just Because Of My Love For Warthogs; Because Who Else Will Make Me The Target Of Their Eternal Affections?

alive · Jan 31st, 2009, 9:55:03 AM

NP:MGMT- Electric Feel

Swaggersaurus · Jan 31st, 2009, 9:56:49 AM

this would have been a good thread if it weren't intendend to poke fun at Mysti i mean skiddle

Yuri · Jan 31st, 2009, 10:16:28 AM

I was honestly expecting to see "last edited by Glen" below Hazerider's post. I stand amused.

Isy · Jan 31st, 2009, 10:29:31 AM

mood: green (when you are green you are tuned with nature and you kinda feel sick at the same time, you are also kinda angry like the hulk -_-)

np: the indiens - leather, beef, consumers; the problems in the world

love is simply an acronym, it means Leveling Of Violet Energy, this is why i hired a plumber to paint my walls. plumbers are cheaper than painters and the purplish sludge from the sewers last longer

last night i watched dexter's lab for the first time
i was disappointed to see it did not involve labradors and that it did not involve being a pokemon spin-off with the pokedex being the main character

**cookie** · Jan 31st, 2009, 10:41:32 AM

mood: ultraviolet

np: i:scintilla - ultravioletfly (i feel *that* ultraviolet today...)

but what do i mean when i say i feel ultraviolet? so intense that go past the visible spectrum? this is a subtle way of saying i'm so angry that people can no longer see it...or does it denote the colour of my face after my wife comes home after a long day at the mall and i haven't scammed enough people to pay for her credit cards?

or by ultraviolet do i mean infra-red in an ironic manner? so subdued by modern society that my emotions no longer register to the naked eye.

maybe i go even beyond ultraviolet into the x-ray spectrum, but i don't want to give cancer to people because i love them :3

i love you, smogon

Kier · Jan 31st, 2009, 12:06:23 PM

sometimes i just watch this

today's highlights are "do persons without penis actually use condoms" and "hi how big are pam andrsons tits"

gorm · Jan 31st, 2009, 1:22:39 PM

sorry

**Glen** · Jan 31st, 2009, 2:39:16 PM

oof!

DM · Jan 31st, 2009, 4:00:37 PM

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

no sir, I don't like it

Thorns · Jan 31st, 2009, 4:29:12 PM

so the Internet sucks right. I can see that being a #fluodomer who plays pokemon is not what smogon wants me to be.

here's a couple of paragraphs of crap

I am addicted to caffeine and mushrooms etc

we should all download a game that I play!

Steelicks · Jan 31st, 2009, 7:53:07 PM

some days i just dont...
... i mean its just too painful...
.................................................. ...... why must we suffer?

~ haiku

Ranz · Jan 31st, 2009, 8:55:12 PM

Mood: oof
np: the woofs - oof!

to oof to be human
to woof is to be a dog

Doomsday · Feb 1st, 2009, 9:08:05 AM

dont understand why this is 3 stars

it's meant to be a parody of all the thoughts threads popping up, and really if you cant laugh at yourself you're kinda dumb.

to clarify; i really enjoy glen and forey's threads. but i also think this is a hilarious parody, especially hazerider's and mekkah's post. dunno why you are being pussies about this

foreys took it like a MAN

~~Hazerider~~ · Feb 1st, 2009, 9:23:48 AM

Sounds like some people aren't used to being made fun of when they have their personal legion of suckups.

This pains me deeply. Yesterday I was wal

king in front of a McDonald's (YES I spat on the ground, I almost forgot to mention this thank god I didn't because it'd be a real faux pas) and there was this guy. He was listening to Red Hot Chili Peppers and telling some dumb joke to his "friends".

They laughed.

Can you believe the nerve? Their laughter was the trout on top of the cake (Cherries? Far too overused.), one more proof that people don't care how utterly miserable this world is. So I flipped them off.

They beat me savagely.

This is similar to what is happening in this thread. In a big forum such as this, is it possible that two or three people, nay, poets such as Doomsday, Mekkah and I, are not allowed to express our feelings?

¤.^6-__-6^.¤

NP: The Exclamation Baboons - I Am Really Mad At You, And It Is Disgusting That Half An Hour After You Broke Up With Me You Hooked Up With Some Guy Named Ferdinand Just Because He's Not Bisexual

***Mekkah***** · Feb 1st, 2009, 9:53:11 AM

Quote:

dont understand why this is 3 stars

i think it's because some "faggot" rated it 1 star, which takes the rating down. this will really make spreading the love difficult, im afraid

i mean, if i cant make the posters in this thread spread "love" (im not exactly sure on the exact definition of love yet ((%)é_è(%)) but for now this will do..), then what can

where is the love??

NP: A Heartbreaking Butterfly Complex - Salvaging The Breathing Walruses On Our Stones

gorm · Feb 1st, 2009, 11:13:14 AM

man you're really taking a stand here mekkah

with your stance itt and all!!!!

that stance

Steelicks · Feb 2nd, 2009, 2:01:44 AM

this thread champions all other threads

edit: except my old Zeroality thread maybe

~~highstakespkmn~~ · Feb 2nd, 2009, 4:08:33 AM

it is like a strongth of 20 000 machamp right in this thread

The Requiem · Feb 4th, 2009, 8:00:56 AM

Wait, "i fibbed" is still funny?

Jan 31st, 2009, 9:39:54 AM	#1
*Mekkah* pfbwowbfobwobwobfwowbf Administrator** Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 13,835 Most of them are good	sigh well, i have returned... because firebot is where we write blogs right? Mood: i feel trolled well...sigh, it's about time it came to this... i have been gone for a while, and while i was not here, i looked at the forums and figured out how you all want me to behave, so i will do the total opposite. so yeah, while meditating, i figured i will call you all faggots, because this means i will be accepted. i also got lots of other good ideas when just looking at people...like i saw this chick at the supermarket and i thought "hmmm why arent you a lamp post" and it was totally weird and i felt a total wave of awareness come through me and i felt so indie. it's not hard to "see" this; every "fridge" that "exists" (including mass) is some form or another of "energy". I know these terms are ill defined but it's all I need for this argument. so i talked to this chick and she said "hey i googled your name recently" and i think my face just turned "?_?" if you know what i mean heh and i felt like puking though i guess if your eyes look like question marks you have other things to worry about... also winter sucks because i dont ride my bike in winter... so i will now use "quotations" to look myself look smart or at least more like jumpman who is suppose is "smart". also note that if your sentence is the last one of a line, there is no need for punctuation, and capitalization is of course way too "conformist" for me (i dont mean to sound like a goth) (or an emo) oh by the way if you are going to post and you are going to just troll me and i dont know you then fuck off nobody cares about YOUR thoughts and i mean that heheh ^_^ np: Some Indie Band - song __________________ onions videos cameras models steroids dinoturtlethings

Jan 31st, 2009, 9:43:52 AM	#2
Doomsday Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 6,167	i know what you mean, mekkah. my theory is that our love for everyone should act as this " " energy " ". if love, something so beautiful, can happen, then so can people turning into meat sandwiches too, right? ggggggggI can relate to that encounter with your girl. the other day i saw a really hot chick, and all i could think to myself was, "i wish that girl was a cheese sandwich so i could take a bite and gain vitamins" but O WELL life wont work like this ((º))___((º)) jl __________________ a wicked engine

Jan 31st, 2009, 9:50:14 AM	#3
~~Hazerider~~ Banned deucer. Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 4,286 38º47'N 9º22'W	"Energy"? Blasphemy. Something as powerful as love cannot be expressed in such a childish, shallow way. No, love is beyond our comprehension, beyond anything that we may or may not achieve in our miserable lives as human beings. While listening to the new album of The Pickled Carpets may very well come close, nothing we can experience in this life or the next can even come close to love. ^S(8)___(8)S^ And now, I must bid you farewell, for I am going to take a picture of myself with no pants on and something painted on my face. This will depict how deep I am. NP: The Factory Antelopes - It Is Really A Shame That You Will Not Love Me Just Because Of My Love For Warthogs; Because Who Else Will Make Me The Target Of Their Eternal Affections?

Jan 31st, 2009, 9:55:03 AM	#4
alive Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 457	NP:MGMT- Electric Feel __________________ Sicker than the blood in your stool.

Jan 31st, 2009, 9:56:49 AM	#5
Swaggersaurus I DON'T NEED A MAN Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 4,793 I DON'T NEED A MAN	this would have been a good thread if it weren't intendend to poke fun at Mysti i mean skiddle __________________ everybody needs a hobby Last edited by Swaggersaurus; Jan 31st, 2009 at 10:09:20 AM.

Jan 31st, 2009, 10:16:28 AM	#6
Yuri Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 2,231 im brazilian sry ;/	I was honestly expecting to see "last edited by Glen" below Hazerider's post. I stand amused. __________________ http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/3...sig24bveb8.jpg By Voodoo http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/6237/sam0061.jpg Miss you Thomas

Jan 31st, 2009, 10:29:31 AM	#7
Isy Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 358 louisiana, we use toothbrushes ok	mood: green (when you are green you are tuned with nature and you kinda feel sick at the same time, you are also kinda angry like the hulk -_-) np: the indiens - leather, beef, consumers; the problems in the world love is simply an acronym, it means Leveling Of Violet Energy, this is why i hired a plumber to paint my walls. plumbers are cheaper than painters and the purplish sludge from the sewers last longer last night i watched dexter's lab for the first time i was disappointed to see it did not involve labradors and that it did not involve being a pokemon spin-off with the pokedex being the main character __________________ http://i34.tinypic.com/24xmdrp.gif

Jan 31st, 2009, 10:41:32 AM	#8
cookie Moderator Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 7,038	mood: ultraviolet np: i:scintilla - ultravioletfly (i feel that ultraviolet today...) but what do i mean when i say i feel ultraviolet? so intense that go past the visible spectrum? this is a subtle way of saying i'm so angry that people can no longer see it...or does it denote the colour of my face after my wife comes home after a long day at the mall and i haven't scammed enough people to pay for her credit cards? or by ultraviolet do i mean infra-red in an ironic manner? so subdued by modern society that my emotions no longer register to the naked eye. maybe i go even beyond ultraviolet into the x-ray spectrum, but i don't want to give cancer to people because i love them :3 i love you, smogon

Jan 31st, 2009, 12:06:23 PM	#9
Kier Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 1,016	sometimes i just watch this today's highlights are "do persons without penis actually use condoms" and "hi how big are pam andrsons tits"

Jan 31st, 2009, 1:22:39 PM	#10
gorm Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 1,191 ½gone	sorry __________________ pretentious like a 7th son infectious like h1n1

Jan 31st, 2009, 2:39:16 PM	#11
Glen Moderator Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 6,488	oof! __________________ i weep for all these things, or laugh

Jan 31st, 2009, 4:00:37 PM	#12
DM CHESTER COPPERPOTS Moderator Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 12,483 Location: Felony Butt Prison	hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm no sir, I don't like it __________________ <Ninahaza> hey jumpman make sure to read DM's smocon 08 with her, its a great story but it has like 90% pictures half naked guys and you are in like 45% of those pics

Jan 31st, 2009, 4:29:12 PM	#13
Thorns Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 4,289 outrun my gun	so the Internet sucks right. I can see that being a #fluodomer who plays pokemon is not what smogon wants me to be. here's a couple of paragraphs of crap I am addicted to caffeine and mushrooms etc we should all download a game that I play! __________________ [19:01:02] <pookar> can u go 30/12/20 with karthus? fuckhead [19:01:26] <@LonelyNess> I can die more than that if I put my mind to it [19:01:43] <@LonelyNess> in fact I can die more than that even if I don't put my mind to it

Jan 31st, 2009, 7:53:07 PM	#14
Steelicks Come here and Battle me! Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 3,756 Zoo Station	some days i just dont... ... i mean its just too painful... .................................................. ...... why must we suffer? ~ haiku

Jan 31st, 2009, 8:55:12 PM	#15
Ranz Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 243 Cebu City	Mood: oof np: the woofs - oof! to oof to be human to woof is to be a dog __________________ Who cares? Last edited by cookie; Jan 31st, 2009 at 9:02:17 PM.

Feb 1st, 2009, 9:08:05 AM	#16
Doomsday Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 6,167	dont understand why this is 3 stars it's meant to be a parody of all the thoughts threads popping up, and really if you cant laugh at yourself you're kinda dumb. to clarify; i really enjoy glen and forey's threads. but i also think this is a hilarious parody, especially hazerider's and mekkah's post. dunno why you are being pussies about this foreys took it like a MAN __________________ a wicked engine

Feb 1st, 2009, 9:23:48 AM	#17
~~Hazerider~~ Banned deucer. Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 4,286 38º47'N 9º22'W	Sounds like some people aren't used to being made fun of when they have their personal legion of suckups. This pains me deeply. Yesterday I was walking in front of a McDonald's (YES I spat on the ground, I almost forgot to mention this thank god I didn't because it'd be a real faux pas) and there was this guy. He was listening to Red Hot Chili Peppers and telling some dumb joke to his "friends". They laughed. Can you believe the nerve? Their laughter was the trout on top of the cake (Cherries? Far too overused.), one more proof that people don't care how utterly miserable this world is. So I flipped them off. They beat me savagely. This is similar to what is happening in this thread. In a big forum such as this, is it possible that two or three people, nay, poets such as Doomsday, Mekkah and I, are not allowed to express our feelings? ¤.^6-__-6^.¤ NP: The Exclamation Baboons - I Am Really Mad At You, And It Is Disgusting That Half An Hour After You Broke Up With Me You Hooked Up With Some Guy Named Ferdinand Just Because He's Not Bisexual

Feb 1st, 2009, 11:13:14 AM	#19
gorm Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 1,191 ½gone	man you're really taking a stand here mekkah with your stance itt and all!!!! that stance __________________ pretentious like a 7th son infectious like h1n1 Last edited by gorm; Feb 1st, 2009 at 11:16:00 AM.

Feb 2nd, 2009, 2:01:44 AM	#20
Steelicks Come here and Battle me! Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 3,756 Zoo Station	this thread champions all other threads edit: except my old Zeroality thread maybe Last edited by Steelicks; Feb 2nd, 2009 at 5:10:50 AM.

Feb 2nd, 2009, 4:08:33 AM	#21
~~highstakespkmn~~ Banned deucer. Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 173 only VIRUS MAN knows the answer	it is like a strongth of 20 000 machamp right in this thread

Feb 4th, 2009, 8:00:56 AM	#22
The Requiem Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 1,347 The internet	Wait, "i fibbed" is still funny? __________________ The more you know, the more you know that you don't know shit.