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UncleSam · Jul 3rd, 2011, 12:28:45 PM

Hey guys I suggest you do a self-count for how much experience you believe you should earn this cycle as it may help with how quickly we can update (props to Daenym for this suggestion).

Deadline will be whenever I can talk to Acklow about this game.

the interwebs · Jul 3rd, 2011, 12:32:13 PM

hey unclesam getting subbed in as co-host and a main host unable to update

what does this remind me of? hmmm...

Blue_Tornado · Jul 3rd, 2011, 12:36:49 PM

are we completely fucked yet

LifeAdmiral · Jul 3rd, 2011, 1:04:16 PM

5 bucks says that this game gets called off.

EDIT: A 5 day C0 with no end in sight? Yep.

the interwebs · Jul 3rd, 2011, 1:07:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fat Blue_Tornado

are we completely fucked yet

yes probably

askaninjask · Jul 3rd, 2011, 1:18:27 PM

...

Don't cancel the game.

Daenym · Jul 3rd, 2011, 1:24:51 PM

UncleSam is the best

New mission, right? No?

Well, either way, Acklow worked hard on this game.

Anyway, regarding the exp self-counting. The biggest thing you should consider doing with it is linking to any posts you are trying to count for the pc++ missions (post X times during <timeframe>). That's a largely subjective thing, and I think it's the most likely to get screwed up in the long run.

UncleSam · Jul 3rd, 2011, 2:26:05 PM

Interwebs out.
Ditto in.

Yay C0 subbing...

the interwebs · Jul 3rd, 2011, 3:34:02 PM

GOODBYE EVERYONE
Johann is a shitbag

**Ditto** · Jul 3rd, 2011, 4:14:43 PM

Hello everyone. If you were in contact with interwebs, please send me a pm or find me on irc.

Lynch Lady Salamence

JOHANN IS THE BEST

kingofkongs · Jul 3rd, 2011, 4:47:35 PM

Johann is the best
but does this mean we'll have to post unclesam is the best from now on?

Blue_Tornado · Jul 3rd, 2011, 4:55:06 PM

no, at least not until they say otherwise

saying something like that would probably make me cringe, however

**Ditto** · Jul 3rd, 2011, 5:38:32 PM

Upon reviewing the thread, I have decided to change my voting because it already looks like Lady Salamence is going to take 4 damage. Going to instead lynch another random in order to hopefully spare good allies. Lynch pok101

Now, if anyone is still struggling to finish words, find me on IRC or just PM me here. My letters are O, R, and Y.

And of course, time for the obligatory
JOHANN IS THE BEST

UncleSam · Jul 4th, 2011, 6:11:46 PM

OK guys as I announced in the channel, I am voiding all "post 15 times substantially" and "worship host X" open missions because I don't want a game that revolves around postcount++.

I still need Acklow to update and he hasn't been online in two days, but I think I am starting to figure out how most things work so there is still hope we will see Cycle 1...

***Wild Eep**** · Jul 4th, 2011, 7:15:28 PM

UNCLESAM IS THE BEST

THANK YOU for removing those missions.

Flamestrike · Jul 4th, 2011, 8:32:09 PM

I'm kinda sad that we're losing the experience, but tbh not having to see Johann is the best in giant letters in every post is probably worth it. Also thanks for taking over UncleSam!

Acklow · Jul 4th, 2011, 8:51:25 PM

Sorry guys, I'll be updating at around 1:00 AM EST. UncleSam, glad to have you onboard. I'll see you all on IRC hopefully by then. THIS GAME WILL NOT BE ABANDONED.

**capefeather** · Jul 4th, 2011, 9:29:14 PM

As I said on IRC, I think that free exp should be given out for everyone who had to deal with the aforementioned "open missions" (i.e. everyone here).

Acklow · Jul 5th, 2011, 1:12:38 AM

Deadline. UncleSam should be posting the update very soon.

UncleSam · Jul 5th, 2011, 1:50:07 AM

You were excited, having formed your various alliances and decided on various attacking strategies....for a while at least. Then, when you called out for the blood of such souls as smashlloyd20, Lady Salamence, or capefeather (among others), nothing happened. The gods simply didn't respond. Until one day...

"I'm kinda tired. Later."

With that, the god Johann vanished before he had even begun his task of adjudicating this conflict.

"This sucks" was the general consensus, and the lot of you sat around to rot in the doldrums of #ff3 while Johann sat around and ate watermelon.

But then, when all hope was lost, a new god appeared.

Is this my birthday present? A group of squabbling, bloodthirsty mites?

Clearly, UncleSam was in the house.

"I don't really care to write a story, a poem, or even a lousy haiku for someone who manages to get offed the very first night, so I guess I will just make fun of him and let you guys do the rest."

And the butt of today's joke is...smashlloyd20!

He probably would've tried to Dance out of the way of the Dark Breath that hit him square in the face (among his other various attackers), but he idled so "meh". (Note: This was not a godkill)

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fat Acklow

Dear smashlloyd20,
You are a Dancer.

“Fighters whose smooth moves confuse enemies, leaving blood on the dance floor”

Level: 1
HP: 5
Atk Power: 1
Exp: 0
Next: 7

Abilities: None

Letters: OTU

You are holding Excalibur. The holder of this item boosts his attack power by one. Weapon.

Your enemy in this game is the Bard.

Missions:
You have no Unique Missions at this time.

Form an alliance that spells the word, "Zero" (1)
Form an alliance that spells the word, "Cox" (1)
Form an alliance that spells the word, "Tub" (1)
Form an alliance that spells the word, "Syrup" (1)
Form an alliance that spells the word, "Fantasy" (1)
Form an alliance that spells the word, "Three" (1)
Form an alliance that spells the word, "Poke" (1)
Form an alliance that spells the word, "It" (1)
Form an alliance that spells the word, "Uni" (1)

"Well, that was exciting!"

"I'm probably not trying to compensate for my lack of flair with excessively large font right now."

And with such words of wisdom, the god UncleSam vanishes.

He left behind a helpful piece of paper though! It read...

Oh and a reminder: You can all attempt to pick up the new Excalibur in the freebie pile. To do so, send a PM like any other action (it's in the rules). Doesn't mean you'll get it though...

And one last thing: Everyone will receive three extra experience due to not being able to do the open missions I canceled, as the level-up thresholds were designed with those in mind but I want everyone to get an equal chunk of the pie regardless of PC++ up to this point, so this is what me and Acklow decided on.

PMs being sent out now (by Acklow). It is now Turn 1. Deadline for Turn 1 is in 45ish hours, at 23:00 EST on Wednesday, July 6th. Anyone who does not send in an action may suffer a fate similar to that of the poor Dancer...

Terrador · Jul 5th, 2011, 2:56:18 AM

UncleSam updated on July 4th in my timezone, just saying.
Acklow worked very hard on this game
UNCLESAM. JULY 4TH. YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Acklow · Jul 5th, 2011, 5:23:52 AM

Alright, all PMs are out. If you did not get a pm, you still received Exp. UncleSam or myself will let you know how much. (There were only a few of you who did not get a pm)

Johann · Jul 5th, 2011, 7:39:40 AM

Since some of you are so dumb I actually have to say this. Do not send me any more pms, I am not a host anymore.

smashlloyd20 · Jul 5th, 2011, 6:33:30 PM

Wait why did I die

Is it because I forgot to send my idling pm

Terrador · Jul 5th, 2011, 6:34:44 PM

ACKLOW WORKED VERY HARD ON THIS GAME.

Why not Lance capefeather in the face (not anymore)? He was hit yesterday, so if everyone still wants to throw rocks at him...

Also, @smashlloyd, either someone had 2 Atk or there was some behind-the-scenes attack.

Jul 3rd, 2011, 12:28:45 PM	#126
UncleSam Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 1,552 Wherever Democracy and Freedom Reign.	Hey guys I suggest you do a self-count for how much experience you believe you should earn this cycle as it may help with how quickly we can update (props to Daenym for this suggestion). Deadline will be whenever I can talk to Acklow about this game. __________________ League of Legends Username: UncleSamsCabin DPP FC:3309 1978 1677 Any Metroid Fans should join my group-Metroid Fans! Walrein will never live this down

Jul 3rd, 2011, 1:04:16 PM	#129
LifeAdmiral Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 336 Somewhere cold.	5 bucks says that this game gets called off. EDIT: A 5 day C0 with no end in sight? Yep. __________________ <Life> If you go against it, you will be subject to fire, brimstone and dora the explorer for the next thirty years <iiMKUltra> i could probably get used to dora eventually <iiMKUltra> for 30 years <Life> 30 years of dora is pretty tough <iiMKUltra> because who the fuck will wank over fire and brimstone for 30 years

Jul 3rd, 2011, 1:18:27 PM	#131
askaninjask Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 1,145 na na la la la hey hey doot do	... JOHANN IS THE BEST Don't cancel the game. __________________ two antennae get married on top of a roof the ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent

Jul 3rd, 2011, 1:24:51 PM	#132
Daenym Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 555	UncleSam is the best New mission, right? No? Well, either way, Acklow worked hard on this game. Anyway, regarding the exp self-counting. The biggest thing you should consider doing with it is linking to any posts you are trying to count for the pc++ missions (post X times during <timeframe>). That's a largely subjective thing, and I think it's the most likely to get screwed up in the long run. __________________ [15:11] <MK_Ultra> that kid is asking to be molested

Jul 3rd, 2011, 2:26:05 PM	#133
UncleSam Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 1,552 Wherever Democracy and Freedom Reign.	Interwebs out. Ditto in. Yay C0 subbing... __________________ League of Legends Username: UncleSamsCabin DPP FC:3309 1978 1677 Any Metroid Fans should join my group-Metroid Fans! Walrein will never live this down

Jul 3rd, 2011, 12:32:13 PM	#127
the interwebs Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 992 i found a better dancing cactus, but i cannot use it :(	hey unclesam getting subbed in as co-host and a main host unable to update what does this remind me of? hmmm...

Jul 3rd, 2011, 12:36:49 PM	#128
Blue_Tornado Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 2,904 Phantastic	are we completely fucked yet

Jul 3rd, 2011, 3:34:02 PM	#134
the interwebs Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 992 i found a better dancing cactus, but i cannot use it :(	GOODBYE EVERYONE Johann is a shitbag

Jul 3rd, 2011, 4:14:43 PM	#135
Ditto Aegisthus Moderator Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 2,759	Hello everyone. If you were in contact with interwebs, please send me a pm or find me on irc. Lynch Lady Salamence JOHANN IS THE BEST __________________ Back to WiFi Last edited by Ditto; Jul 3rd, 2011 at 5:35:58 PM.

Jul 3rd, 2011, 4:47:35 PM	#136
kingofkongs Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 695 a fistful of quarters	Johann is the best but does this mean we'll have to post unclesam is the best from now on? __________________ "I am an overachiever and proud of it! Put this in your signature too if you agree!"

Jul 3rd, 2011, 4:55:06 PM	#137
Blue_Tornado Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 2,904 Phantastic	no, at least not until they say otherwise saying something like that would probably make me cringe, however

Jul 3rd, 2011, 5:38:32 PM	#138
Ditto Aegisthus Moderator Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 2,759	Upon reviewing the thread, I have decided to change my voting because it already looks like Lady Salamence is going to take 4 damage. Going to instead lynch another random in order to hopefully spare good allies. Lynch pok101 Now, if anyone is still struggling to finish words, find me on IRC or just PM me here. My letters are O, R, and Y. And of course, time for the obligatory JOHANN IS THE BEST __________________ Back to WiFi

Jul 4th, 2011, 6:11:46 PM	#139
UncleSam Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 1,552 Wherever Democracy and Freedom Reign.	OK guys as I announced in the channel, I am voiding all "post 15 times substantially" and "worship host X" open missions because I don't want a game that revolves around postcount++. I still need Acklow to update and he hasn't been online in two days, but I think I am starting to figure out how most things work so there is still hope we will see Cycle 1... __________________ League of Legends Username: UncleSamsCabin DPP FC:3309 1978 1677 Any Metroid Fans should join my group-Metroid Fans! Walrein will never live this down

Jul 4th, 2011, 7:15:28 PM	#140
*Wild Eep Iron Bahbs Super Moderator** Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 1,602 Vine Trip Mentor	UNCLESAM IS THE BEST THANK YOU for removing those missions. __________________

Jul 4th, 2011, 8:32:09 PM	#141
Flamestrike Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 2,872	I'm kinda sad that we're losing the experience, but tbh not having to see Johann is the best in giant letters in every post is probably worth it. Also thanks for taking over UncleSam! __________________ <Gem> flame either way, you need a quote for a sig. <Gem> why? you must have one Nuzlocke Thread! The latest update for my Diamond challenge is here CAP ASB Team and ASB Raid Compendium

Jul 4th, 2011, 8:51:25 PM	#142
Acklow Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 2,018 The poison for Kuzco, the poison chosen especially to kill Kuzco, Kuzco's poison. That poison?	Sorry guys, I'll be updating at around 1:00 AM EST. UncleSam, glad to have you onboard. I'll see you all on IRC hopefully by then. THIS GAME WILL NOT BE ABANDONED. __________________ This week's Avatar is from: Emperor's New Groove 2K Post & Signups to Turnabout Engine

Jul 4th, 2011, 9:29:14 PM	#143
capefeather Here's my mega plan: YOU DIE Moderator Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 2,636 I'm a super fighting robot from the year 2010	As I said on IRC, I think that free exp should be given out for everyone who had to deal with the aforementioned "open missions" (i.e. everyone here). __________________ If we cannot take joy in things that are merely real, our lives will always be empty. <+joshe> im a registered sex offender for up to calc 3 <%V4> Naruto is climaxing! <+Reflect_Suicune> i was thining of fucking jellicent for some reason

Jul 5th, 2011, 1:12:38 AM	#144
Acklow Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 2,018 The poison for Kuzco, the poison chosen especially to kill Kuzco, Kuzco's poison. That poison?	Deadline. UncleSam should be posting the update very soon. __________________ This week's Avatar is from: Emperor's New Groove 2K Post & Signups to Turnabout Engine

Jul 5th, 2011, 2:56:18 AM	#146
Terrador Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,008 One final hurrah before I depart.	UncleSam updated on July 4th in my timezone, just saying. Acklow worked very hard on this game UNCLESAM. JULY 4TH. YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH Last edited by Terrador; Jul 6th, 2011 at 7:33:56 PM.

Jul 5th, 2011, 5:23:52 AM	#147
Acklow Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 2,018 The poison for Kuzco, the poison chosen especially to kill Kuzco, Kuzco's poison. That poison?	Alright, all PMs are out. If you did not get a pm, you still received Exp. UncleSam or myself will let you know how much. (There were only a few of you who did not get a pm) __________________ This week's Avatar is from: Emperor's New Groove 2K Post & Signups to Turnabout Engine

Jul 5th, 2011, 7:39:40 AM	#148
Johann Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 558 Achilles	Since some of you are so dumb I actually have to say this. Do not send me any more pms, I am not a host anymore. __________________ [20:39:26] <HD> civil war diplo [20:39:30] <HD> brit vs america art?

Jul 5th, 2011, 6:33:30 PM	#149
smashlloyd20 Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 2,827 Erry day im HEAD SMASHING	Wait why did I die Is it because I forgot to send my idling pm __________________ Ten million fireflies

Jul 5th, 2011, 6:34:44 PM	#150
Terrador Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,008 One final hurrah before I depart.	ACKLOW WORKED VERY HARD ON THIS GAME. Why not Lance capefeather in the face (not anymore)? He was hit yesterday, so if everyone still wants to throw rocks at him... Also, @smashlloyd, either someone had 2 Atk or there was some behind-the-scenes attack. Last edited by Terrador; Jul 5th, 2011 at 11:10:36 PM.