[Beginner] BI-WINNING Mafia - Game Over! SCFiI and Hydrattler Win! - Page 5

Hydrattler · Aug 27th, 2011, 5:33:17 PM

Lynch Human

kingofkongs · Aug 27th, 2011, 5:38:10 PM

Sorry everyone, due to personal issues, i need to delay deadline til 4:30 PST

kingofkongs · Aug 27th, 2011, 7:42:04 PM

The Clone of Queen Elizabeth turns to the Grim reaper, who is currently relaxing in the field and says “Oh yeah, you’re doing the update by yourself this time” “Wait what?” Before he could say another word, she vanished in a cloud of smoke. “Fuck” the Grim Reaper said, “alright, which one of you bitches dies today?” Almost everyone then points at Human, who then begs for his life. “Sorry mon, but I don’t make the rules, that’s Yeti’s job. The Grim Reaper kingofkongs lifts up his scythe and says, “say goodbye mon!” But as he brings down his scythe, a flood of strangely dressed Woman and Gay Men flood the mountain, distracting everyone so much that there is no lynch held. Deadline for Night 2 is 8/29 4:00 PST, results going out now.

Walrein · Aug 27th, 2011, 7:57:30 PM

This game has the weirdest lynches ever.

Paradoxus · Aug 27th, 2011, 8:19:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fat Yeti

AS IT TURNS OUT, PARADOXUS IS NOT KIDNAPPED.

Certain miscalculations were made in plotting results, he is actually here.

LadySalamence and Maxim are most definitely kidnapped though.

OH THANK GOD

kingofkongs · Aug 27th, 2011, 8:51:12 PM

All results are out, also nice job on the 100% on sending in actions guys, really nice work (even though a ton of those were sent by teammates)

Darkpenguin67 · Aug 27th, 2011, 9:01:30 PM

If member of another fraction or neutrals want to contact me, I'm sure we can make a deal that we all profit from.

Yeti · Aug 29th, 2011, 7:56:11 PM

DEATHLINE

You all gather around the mountain's peak again, eating popcorn as Yeti yells at kingofkongs for not keeping a closer watch over the SANDS ARENA. He protests he was never informed of the ground rules before being kicked into it. kingofkongs has now replaced the Chunk of Ice, which was erroneously taken the day before while Yeti was not on to control the nob cohost.

StevenSnype and Quagsires roll their eyes, reminiscing on their days of watching over SANDSy feuds and how much better they were. Crux, back from his 1000 days of sobbing after Lassie was raped, yells they forgot his BPV then took advantage of what he thinks is vague flavor, but undisputed rises from the dead and anally rapes him. Together they fall off the mountain.

Everyone shrugs, not really caring about these oldfags.

Suicidal Pikachu runs out of someone's house, covered with blood and sobbing. He holds a clean knife to his own neck, apparently very suicidal, blubbering that some horrible death has happened.

You all quickly run to investigate, eager to find an actual body and feed Cerberus, who is getting very hungry.

Several people vomit at the highly unusual circumstances Cereza has found himself in. Nobody thought such a death was even possible, but apparently, whoever killed him was determined to set a new record.

It appears Cereza was not anally raped, but ear canal raped. Someone was trying to outdo the Pumpking!

He is also coated in glow the dark paint, which fascinates Human and iss. Even his brain matter, trickling from his ear, has been baked into a cupcake and frosted. You aren't overly sure how someone got an oven close enough to bake brain matter still connected to the brain stem.

It's likely you don't want to know.

There is a note on the wall, written in Cereza's blood, stating only 'BEAT THIS'. What a challenge!

Quote:

Dear Cereza/Alina, you are Serebii

...

^hideous users in this image
You are a fat <snip>. Utterly useless and entirely oblivious, you run notable Pokemon information site serebii.net, as well as its terribly corrupt and idiotic communities, SPPf and the #spp chat. Because you are a deluded 20-something no-lifer who has no friends or women irl, and never will, you are a prime candidate for the GTFO Forums, since you don’t take care of yours anyway.

Every night, you may PM Yeti and kingofkongs with "NX – Pretend I’m Celebi and use Safeguard on user". You will pull out your Pokemon Platinum with your hacked shiny Celebi and have it use Safeguard, which will Safeguard that user for the night and prevent all actions targeted at them, sans kills, from succeeding.

Additionally, every day you may PM Yeti and kingofkongs with "DX – Crash the forums to IP trace user". You will suspect that user of being a notable troll who hates your crappy website and have an IP trace run on them, which will take all day but give you their role PM.

<snip>.

You are allied with the GTFO Forums. You win if the GTFO eliminate all threats. Additionally, you must gain access to the WEBS, and all living team members at the time of winning must have held it, in addition to it currently being in your possession.

Quote: I would have gay sex with Dragonite.

Surprising Dragonite's AIDS didn't kill Serebii first.

To everyone's relief, some users make their way back to replace Cereza in the lynching numbers!

Maxim shows up, glad to be back as he was feeling rather bored, covered in sludge. He looks a tad bit traumatized but doesn't show any weakness to you vultures.

Lady Salamence trembles as she's dropped back in front of all of you, nervously looking around for Shining Latios's horny mess. Someone asks where she was, and she cries she was taken to a strange city by some really disgusting lovebirds.

It is oddly quiet, though. Shining Latios isn't asking her for pics or declaring his love for her, nor is he sitting in the corner fapping. It appears he is missing!

He isn't alone off in kidnapland, though. Paradoxus is REALLY KIDNAPPED this time.

There is a third man missing, and as none of their bodies can be found and Cerberus merely shrugs when asked if he took them alive, you figure Blazikenmaster-Zeo is simply off on a little trip as well.

DON'T TARGET OR SPEAK TO SL, PARADOXUS OR BM-ZEO UNTIL THEY RETURN.

The SANDS ARENA currently has no items, it should but SHOOP SHOOP kok denies any knowledge that in the event of a tie, junkyard items remain in place.

It is now Day Three. D3 will end in 48 hours, 8/31 at 4:00pm PST, maybe later, or when there is majority and all actions are in.

We had full actions but if you do not get on IRC before D3 ends we will sub you out for inactivity because that likely means your team is doing all your work.

kok is sending results.

Lady Salamence · Aug 29th, 2011, 8:16:14 PM

Waaah

Morm and Lanturn are secret players

And I had to go with them to a Smocon...

Walrein · Aug 29th, 2011, 8:28:12 PM

[19:25] <%StevenSnype> since LS was a host
[19:25] <%StevenSnype> that fucked shit up
[19:25] <%StevenSnype> i say we lynch LS
[19:26] <%StevenSnype> okay?
[19:26] <tas> i'm all for that lynch
[19:26] <+Walrein> want me to instigate this lynch
[19:26] <tas> even though i'm not in the game
[19:26] <tas> do it walrein
[19:26] <%StevenSnype> this lynch i permit you to instigate

Go lynch lady salamence until something better pops up.

However, because I'm apparently a crackhead, I must persuade nightmare jigglypuff to die

Steven Snype · Aug 29th, 2011, 8:31:34 PM

[20:31:14] <LadySalamence> i want to die

Lady Salamence wants to die

iss · Aug 29th, 2011, 8:34:44 PM

rofl

edit: lady salamence gave her role pm

http://pastebin.com/Nm1dxNT7

(this was publicly posted in #MUDS btw)

Lady Salamence · Aug 29th, 2011, 8:34:57 PM

KILL ME FUCKERS

Maxim · Aug 29th, 2011, 8:35:10 PM

Lynch Lady Salamence

Lady Salamence · Aug 29th, 2011, 8:40:10 PM

vote lady salamence

Darkpenguin67 · Aug 29th, 2011, 8:40:13 PM

Lynch Lady Salamence

kingofkongs · Aug 29th, 2011, 8:41:19 PM

All results are out, deadline's in 48 hours, this time at 5 so i can get in before deadline

theangryscientist · Aug 29th, 2011, 8:41:58 PM

<LadySalamence> yes please
<LadySalamence> kill me
<LadySalamence> stab me
<LadySalamence> rip my head off

you heard her folks, get to it

HSA · Aug 29th, 2011, 8:48:03 PM

I'm sure shining latios wouldn't mind if LS sank her teeth into his crotch

Hydrattler · Aug 29th, 2011, 8:49:00 PM

Kill Ladysalamence then have pinkie pie bake her into many cupcakes

Just like this
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1...wMk/edit?hl=en

Lady Salamence · Aug 29th, 2011, 8:52:27 PM

...

Steven Snype · Aug 29th, 2011, 8:57:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fat HSA

I'm sure shining latios wouldn't mind if LS sank her teeth into his crotch

SL if you notice this shit that HSA talks about you, please verify by posting in this thread so we know you're still watching.

kingofkongs · Aug 29th, 2011, 9:02:17 PM

Reminder: Send in your actions early, since no one's going to miss a chance to kill lady salamence(I mean, who actualy likes her lol)

Walrein · Aug 29th, 2011, 9:02:27 PM

Mr. Shining Latios is too much of a coward to respond.

(prove me wrong)

Lady Salamence · Aug 29th, 2011, 9:02:41 PM

hi

Aug 27th, 2011, 5:33:17 PM	#101
Hydrattler Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 276 Weymouth	Lynch Human __________________ Yes, I am a brony Wingboners FTW

Aug 27th, 2011, 5:38:10 PM	#102
kingofkongs Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 694 a fistful of quarters	Sorry everyone, due to personal issues, i need to delay deadline til 4:30 PST __________________ "I am an overachiever and proud of it! Put this in your signature too if you agree!"

Aug 27th, 2011, 7:42:04 PM	#103
kingofkongs Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 694 a fistful of quarters	The Clone of Queen Elizabeth turns to the Grim reaper, who is currently relaxing in the field and says “Oh yeah, you’re doing the update by yourself this time” “Wait what?” Before he could say another word, she vanished in a cloud of smoke. “Fuck” the Grim Reaper said, “alright, which one of you bitches dies today?” Almost everyone then points at Human, who then begs for his life. “Sorry mon, but I don’t make the rules, that’s Yeti’s job. The Grim Reaper kingofkongs lifts up his scythe and says, “say goodbye mon!” But as he brings down his scythe, a flood of strangely dressed Woman and Gay Men flood the mountain, distracting everyone so much that there is no lynch held. Deadline for Night 2 is 8/29 4:00 PST, results going out now. __________________ "I am an overachiever and proud of it! Put this in your signature too if you agree!"

Aug 27th, 2011, 7:57:30 PM	#104
Walrein Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 1,500 Texas, y'all	This game has the weirdest lynches ever. __________________ <%minwu> happy feet, wombo combo, that ain't flacco Mafia players might be interested in this pun battle 2012

Aug 27th, 2011, 8:51:12 PM	#106
kingofkongs Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 694 a fistful of quarters	All results are out, also nice job on the 100% on sending in actions guys, really nice work (even though a ton of those were sent by teammates) __________________ "I am an overachiever and proud of it! Put this in your signature too if you agree!"

Aug 27th, 2011, 9:01:30 PM	#107
Darkpenguin67 Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 160	If member of another fraction or neutrals want to contact me, I'm sure we can make a deal that we all profit from. __________________ VGC 2009 Juniors Top 16 Philadelphia VGC 2010 Juniors Top 4 Newark, 10th Nationals, 29th Worlds VGC 2011 Seniors Top 8 D.C., 11th(?) Nationals

Aug 29th, 2011, 8:16:14 PM	#109
Lady Salamence radda radda Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 2,272 ROFL ROFL ROFL	Waaah Morm and Lanturn are secret players And I had to go with them to a Smocon... __________________ oh dear [sigpic] broke

Aug 29th, 2011, 8:28:12 PM	#110
Walrein Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 1,500 Texas, y'all	[19:25] <%StevenSnype> since LS was a host [19:25] <%StevenSnype> that fucked shit up [19:25] <%StevenSnype> i say we lynch LS [19:26] <%StevenSnype> okay? [19:26] <tas> i'm all for that lynch [19:26] <+Walrein> want me to instigate this lynch [19:26] <tas> even though i'm not in the game [19:26] <tas> do it walrein [19:26] <%StevenSnype> this lynch i permit you to instigate Go lynch lady salamence until something better pops up. However, because I'm apparently a crackhead, I must persuade nightmare jigglypuff to die __________________ <%minwu> happy feet, wombo combo, that ain't flacco Mafia players might be interested in this pun battle 2012 Last edited by Walrein; Aug 29th, 2011 at 8:39:43 PM.

Aug 29th, 2011, 8:31:34 PM	#111
Steven Snype Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 1,766 Nowhere special Mentor	[20:31:14] <LadySalamence> i want to die Lady Salamence wants to die __________________

Aug 29th, 2011, 8:34:44 PM	#112
iss perpetual semifinalist Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 1,973 sirndpt <3	rofl edit: lady salamence gave her role pm http://pastebin.com/Nm1dxNT7 (this was publicly posted in #MUDS btw) __________________ "Mienfoo is a shitty Pokemon." - blarajan

Aug 29th, 2011, 8:34:57 PM	#113
Lady Salamence radda radda Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 2,272 ROFL ROFL ROFL	KILL ME FUCKERS __________________ oh dear [sigpic] broke

Aug 29th, 2011, 8:35:10 PM	#114
Maxim Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 2,451	Lynch Lady Salamence __________________ The avatar was taken from Marriland. CAP ASB Join Free RPG to play fun, freestyle RPGs.

Aug 29th, 2011, 8:40:10 PM	#115
Lady Salamence radda radda Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 2,272 ROFL ROFL ROFL	vote lady salamence __________________ oh dear [sigpic] broke

Aug 29th, 2011, 8:40:13 PM	#116
Darkpenguin67 Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 160	Lynch Lady Salamence __________________ VGC 2009 Juniors Top 16 Philadelphia VGC 2010 Juniors Top 4 Newark, 10th Nationals, 29th Worlds VGC 2011 Seniors Top 8 D.C., 11th(?) Nationals

Aug 29th, 2011, 8:41:19 PM	#117
kingofkongs Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 694 a fistful of quarters	All results are out, deadline's in 48 hours, this time at 5 so i can get in before deadline __________________ "I am an overachiever and proud of it! Put this in your signature too if you agree!"

Aug 29th, 2011, 8:48:03 PM	#119
HSA Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 737	I'm sure shining latios wouldn't mind if LS sank her teeth into his crotch __________________ Danilo swag <@Delta2777> semen is good for your teeth <@Delta2777> it also has protein <@Delta2777> thats why I eat <@Delta2777> all of my semen <@Delta2777> when I jerk off

Aug 29th, 2011, 8:49:00 PM	#120
Hydrattler Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 276 Weymouth	Kill Ladysalamence then have pinkie pie bake her into many cupcakes Just like this https://docs.google.com/document/d/1...wMk/edit?hl=en __________________ Yes, I am a brony Wingboners FTW

Aug 29th, 2011, 8:52:27 PM	#121
Lady Salamence radda radda Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 2,272 ROFL ROFL ROFL	... StevenSnype> hi guys <StevenSnype> since LS was a host <StevenSnype> that fucked shit up <StevenSnype> i say we lynch LS <StevenSnype> okay? <tas> i'm all for that lynch <Walrein> want me to instigate this lynch <tas> even though i'm not in the game <tas> do it walrein <StevenSnype> this lynch i permit you to instigate <Walrein> brb <Walrein> die ls <LadySalamence> ok <Yeti> (o 5:25:27 pm o) <LadySalamence> lynch morm and lanturn <Yeti> please do <Yeti> i'll find a suitable tree <Yeti> x.x <iss> walrein doing everything <LadySalamence> also <LadySalamence> yeti <tas> i never interacted with either of them so i am impartial <LadySalamence> CHANGE THE STUPID FLAVOR <Yeti> ? <iss> also lol at shining-latios getting kidnapped <LadySalamence> you know what i'm talking about <StevenSnype> hey Yeti is SL a name in the GTFO faction? <iss> IT WAS INEVITABLE <StevenSnype> i think LS kidnapped SL <iss> lol <StevenSnype> :X <LadySalamence> someone wants to seperate us <LadySalamence> obviosly <StevenSnype> keeping him for herself <StevenSnype> LS dont wanna share <LadySalamence> so snype didn't do it <LadySalamence> wait! <LadySalamence> <StevenSnype> keeping him for herself <tas> snype is a mentor is he not <iss> man he's annoying <LadySalamence> wth? <tas> he isn't in the game * mode/#MUDS [+v tas] by StevenSnype <iss> he keeps asking me to tell him how to get a badge <Walrein> snypes a mentor, ya <iss> - . - <LadySalamence> ahahaha <iss> "please direct all tutoring inqueries to eo ut mortus" <StevenSnype> but eo ut mortus lacks PO <StevenSnype> at his shitty college <iss> lol <tas> irrelevant <StevenSnype> therefore he has forcibly quit pokemon <StevenSnype> for the time being <Yeti> kingofkongs did you send the kidnap results yet <tas> again, irrelevant <kingofkongs> yep <LadySalamence> go vote for me <LadySalamence> make it magority <kingofkongs> working down <LadySalamence> gogogog <Walrein> inb4 ls is von karma <LadySalamence> i see 4 users <LadySalamence> why are they not voting <LadySalamence> i want to die <LadySalamence> i was unfairly created <LadySalamence> as a joke <Yeti> ?_? <tas> that's too bad <Yeti> itc lady salamence admits she's a mistake <LadySalamence> no <LadySalamence> my role pm is * Maxim_6 left #MUDS [] <tas> indeed she is, she was a failed lab experiment <LadySalamence> by an angry scientist <iss> lol <LadySalamence> screw it <LadySalamence> http://pastebin.com/Nm1dxNT7 <Walrein> ORLY <LadySalamence> i lost my bpv <LadySalamence> -.- <Walrein> ORLY <LadySalamence> or i'd be estatic about you lynching me <Hydrattler> LS, why do you want to die? <Walrein> because she does <Walrein> now errybody go vlote <LadySalamence> because i gain secret powers on death <LadySalamence> oops <Walrein> vote <LadySalamence> wrong chat <Walrein> im sure it was <Walrein> keep up da vote guyz <LadySalamence> see above <tas> kill dat wolf in raptor's clothing <iss> lol <Walrein> becuz mispeling werdz makes you more likely to kill her <LadySalamence> i was created by an angry scientist <LadySalamence> i shall die at hi hands too <iss> lol <LadySalamence> iss <LadySalamence> what does it matter <Walrein> hang on guys <tas> i was indeed angry at your creation, i tried to get tace t. to cook an egg and a mushroom together and she made a mistake <Walrein> keep up the vote on ls <Walrein> however <LadySalamence> you'll get my role pm either way <Walrein> i must vote for niggly <tas> it smelled like shit so i tossed it in the trash <Walrein> FUK PERSUADES <tas> and it mutated into you <LadySalamence> eee <LadySalamence> childhood stories <LadySalamence> i love those <LadySalamence> tell me more <tas> i abandoned you after that so you know more of what happened next than i do <LadySalamence> oh <tas> because i couldn't be fucked to care about a mistake <LadySalamence> Lady Salamence, Darkpenguin67, Hydrattler, iss, Maxim, Mithril, Spiffy, Steven Snype, Walrein <LadySalamence> why aren't you bleeping voting? <Hydrattler> after we lynch LS, can we bake her into cupcakes? <iss> vote for youself <tas> why did you include yourself in that list <Walrein> i love how you included me in that <kingofkongs> all results are out <iss> lol <Walrein> when i instigatedf <iss> even mentors <iss> ! <Walrein> despite FUKIN persuader <Walrein> if anyone else votes for nightmare jigglypuff <LadySalamence> i c&ped Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 10 (9 members and 1 guests) <Walrein> you will be personally castrated <Walrein> so get ls <iss> lol <LadySalamence> yes please <LadySalamence> kill me <LadySalamence> stab me <LadySalamence> rip my head off <Hydrattler> I'll only vote for Ls if she gets baked into cupcakes in the update <Walrein> yeti <iss> i'm only voting for ls if we get to eat her <Yeti> hi <iss> jk that would be weird <Walrein> can she be baked into cupcakes and eaten <Walrein> in the update <LadySalamence> yey <LadySalamence> eat me <kingofkongs> i don't see why not <Yeti> .. <kingofkongs> :D <Yeti> itc ls requests oral sex <LadySalamence> YAY <LadySalamence> wait <Yeti> from the users <Yeti> :\ <LadySalamence> what <iss> lol <kingofkongs> lol <LadySalamence> NO <LadySalamence> HELL NO <kingofkongs> sl isn't here <LadySalamence> BAKE ME <iss> <LadySalamence> yey <iss> <LadySalamence> eat me <iss> i should sig this <kingofkongs> so he can't do anything pervy <kingofkongs> ... <Yeti> please do <Yeti> we'll give the body to shining latios <Yeti> when she dies <iss> kok you shouldn't be talking about perviness <Yeti> let him do whatever <iss> rofl <LadySalamence> kill me before sl comes back <LadySalamence> so i can disintigrate <kingofkongs> 9.9 <iss> i'm voting for shining-latios <kingofkongs> i can say thought <kingofkongs> though <Hydrattler> yeti, in case you havent realised yet. i'm referring to the cupcakes fanfic <kingofkongs> that sl is hornier then any teenager should be <iss> sl is fuckin 12 <Yeti> obv <kingofkongs> human, i was going to pay for your tgi fridays bill <kingofkongs> but you didn't come with us <kingofkongs> :( <iss> lol <kingofkongs> seriously, we wern't together for any meals >_> <LadySalamence> c'mon <LadySalamence> make magority <LadySalamence> kill me <Hydrattler> will LS become cupcakes or not? <kingofkongs> lol <kingofkongs> just so that no one <LadySalamence> MAKE ME A CUPCAKE <kingofkongs> will be able to send in their action <kingofkongs> XD <LadySalamence> ME INTO A* <Yeti> did kok hump the waitress <Yeti> horny little 13yo he is <kingofkongs> it was a guy <LadySalamence> AHAHAHA <tas> so yes? <kingofkongs> cncnd <tas> that's as good as a "yes" in this context <iss> lol <tas> kok likes his kock __________________ oh dear [sigpic] broke Last edited by Lady Salamence; Aug 29th, 2011 at 9:10:05 PM.

Aug 29th, 2011, 9:02:17 PM	#123
kingofkongs Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 694 a fistful of quarters	Reminder: Send in your actions early, since no one's going to miss a chance to kill lady salamence(I mean, who actualy likes her lol) __________________ "I am an overachiever and proud of it! Put this in your signature too if you agree!"

Aug 29th, 2011, 9:02:27 PM	#124
Walrein Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 1,500 Texas, y'all	Mr. Shining Latios is too much of a coward to respond. (prove me wrong) __________________ <%minwu> happy feet, wombo combo, that ain't flacco Mafia players might be interested in this pun battle 2012

Aug 29th, 2011, 9:02:41 PM	#125
Lady Salamence radda radda Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 2,272 ROFL ROFL ROFL	hi __________________ oh dear [sigpic] broke