[Beginner] BI-WINNING Mafia - Game Over! SCFiI and Hydrattler Win!

[iss]

lol

[Quagsires]

a third chance then, something to let him try again

just let him live!

(and ls needs to show some real pics. seriously)

[Lady Salamence]

nah

[Yeti]

By request, HSA has been subbed in for Suicidal Pikachu.

Carry on.

[Fatecrashers]

taking advantage of a young boy's libido like this

i hope you people are proud of yourselves

[Walrein]

incredibly so

[RoyIII]

Gotta sub out

[billymills]

lol.

[Yeti]

Originally Posted by Fat RoyIII

Gotta sub out

first person from our sub list to pm/contact me or kok though i will prob be on before that slop gets in.

also we have some IDLERS so if you're second we may just sub you in anyway.

[iss]

Originally Posted by Fat Fatecrashers

taking advantage of a young boy's libido like this

i hope you people are proud of yourselves

what a fatcrusher

[Nightmare Jigglypuff]

Originally Posted by Fat iss

what a fatcrusher

[Lady Salamence]

njiggly what the hell

[Walrein]

Originally Posted by Fat Lady Salamence

njiggly what the hell

[auramaster]

Salamence is a manly Pokemon, who makes a Lady Salamence <_<

[Lady Salamence]

killmekillmekillmekillmekillme

[LifeAdmiral]

I wanna get some pics too, god kill me pl0x?

[iss]

Originally Posted by Fat Lady Salamence

njiggly what the hell

rofl

[HSA]

Vote human

[Yeti]

Orcinus Duo has subbed in for RoyIII by request.

shuckles my hero has subbed in for Fire Blast due to continued idle.

Still looking into more subs due to continued idlers. Contact me asap.

Update will be as soon as all actions are in/some idiot factions decline to send any and deadline comes around.

[Yeti]

LSPORNOLINE

After the terribly exciting events of the day, spurned on by the suicidal Lady Salamence's efforts to off her unwanted suitor, village idiot Shining Latios who constantly is preoccupied by hot girls, you all settle down and wait for the inevitable.

Lady Salamence pulls her shirt up, ripping it off, and at first you are all aghast at this display. Life Admiral drops out of the sky to land amongst you and pulls his aviators off his eyes, staring intently at her chest.

"THIS IS WHAT I CAME FOR, NEWFAGS," he shouts, cheering for her to take more off.

"Pretty sure she's showing us her tattoo not her tits," Mithril shrugs, pointing to the recent ink on her stomach.

LYNCH ME HORNDOGS it reads, in a stark black compared with her incredibly pale gut.

"Shining Latios would've loved this," Walrein chuckles, reclining on his lawnchair with an oversized drink in hand.

"Too bad you took advantage of his desire for internet girl pics," Fatecrashers scowls, while Steven Snype points out IF ONLY SL had listened to him, he'd still be alive and kidnapped.

billymills laughs and merely blacklist Shining Latios for his consistent godkill efforts.

"EAT ME!" Lady Salamence shouts, disrupting the remaining warriors' small talk.

"Well if that's what you're into..." iss shrugs, walking up to Lady Salamence, who punches him away.

"NOT LIKE THAT!" she yells angrily, still a bit traumatized from prior events in her life.

"Can I get those pics of you fingering yourself yet?" Life Admiral whines, apparently quite bored with the newbies and only here for the naked girls.

"Cannot confirm nor deny they exist," Salamence deadpans, and kingofkongs would get angry his line was stolen if his mess ever bothered to show up for deadlines.

Yeti waits in boredom. Cerberus is eager for flesh, having finally had his time with Shining Latios.

But Jirachi has a better idea.

Using her MAGICAL SUPER KAWAII CHINAMAN skills, she has Cerberus drag Shining Latios' battered body up from the bottom of the ocean, and resurrects him.

He's still decaying and torn to pieces, but his zombie form staggers around.

"Look, you want a girl, there's one right there. Go get her tiger!" Jirachi commands cheerfully, pointing right at Lady Salamence, who doesn't realize what's happened, too busy arguing about her sex habits, until it's all too late.

Shining Latios is on top of her, blindly humping her elbow, and she makes a run for it, but like a louse he clings to her. Finally she runs off a cliff and falls into the ocean, spiraling downwards in a whirlpool.

Cerberus watches eagerly. Once the resurrection spell wears off, he'll have two snacks for the evening.

You all are sure this is the last you'll ever see of either lover.

Dear Lady Salamence, you are a Cloned Velociraptor


For the laughs, the STARS decided to put a velociraptor skull into MR.SANDSMAN’s cloning machines, and viola, you were born. The STARS trained you to be a natural born predator, well ok they trained you to be a movie star for the Jurassic Park series, mainly showing you how to always aim for the crotch, before releasing you back into the wild to be free after Jurassic Park 3. It was hard to survive out there, things aren’t how they used to be, and you had no friends, but the STARS wouldn’t take you back, you had your 15 minutes of fame, so you ate all of them and that’s why they aren’t here, and now you’re going it alone.

Every other night, you may PM Yeti and kingofkongs with “NX - Aim for user’s crotch”. You will sink your teeth into user’s crotch in a more horrific scene then can possibly be described, killing them.

Additionally, every night you may PM Yeti and kingofkongs with “NX – Become extinct near user” You will become extinct near user, and if user targets you with a kill that night, you will die, but you can revive yourself by posting “I’d like to thank the scientists at Cinnabar island” in the thread.

Every night, you may also PM Yeti and kingofkongs with “NX – Play Fetch with user”. You will play fetch with user, and since no one can resist playing fetch with a <snip>ing velociraptor, they will be unable to complete their night action.

Every day, you may PM Yeti and kingofkongs with “DX – Philociraptor user”. You will ask user a series of philosophical questions, from which you will piece together that user’s full role pm.

Also, every day you may PM Yeti and kingofkongs with “DX – Search user’s house for the STARS”. In your search for any lingering STARS to feast on, you will come across all items user has and take them for yourself.

You currently hold a One-time BPV. If you are targeted with a kill, this will block the first attempt. After this is used, it will not save you again. This cannot be stolen and activates automatically. <snip>.

<snip>.

You are allied with yourself. You win if the SCFiI are dead and the SANDS, MUDS, and GTFO lose, as well as your fellow wolves.

Quote: If you believe in Raptor Jesus, your soul will be saved. Also, you will not have your internal organs ripped out.

Left pondering whether Lady Salamence would have been a MILF or jailbait had Shining Latios knocked her up, you all retire for the night, eager to die another day.

Yeti and Jirachi laugh, high above all you mortals.

"Another e-skank bites the dust," Jirachi remarks.

"We're the best mafia chicks, nobs trying to front like they got skills," Yeti agrees.

"GUYS I MADE IT!!" kingofkongs excitedly yells, happy he didn't miss deadline. Yeti looks at her watch, exchanges a glance with Jirachi, and together they kick kingofkongs down the whirlpool to watch Corpse Latios bang Lady Salamence to death for the night.

He cries.

It is now Night Three. N3 will end in 48 hours, 9/2 at 4PM PST as always. We were missing 3 actions. Nobs don't let it happen again.

Results going out.

[Lady Salamence]

I wanted to be a cupcake fuckers

[J-man]

*reads through thread*
What is this I don't even.... :/

[Yeti]

makiri has subbed in for Fancy Sceptile due to inactivity.

All results are out.

[LifeAdmiral]

Originally Posted by Fat RoyIII

Lynch Spiffy

am i doin it rite

No, you are not. You disgrace the wonderful name of Spiffy and the reason that we have him strung up. You, sir, may join the blacklist along with sl for effectively spitting on Spiffy's heritage.

[shuckles my hero]

He guys just subbed in can someone bring me up to speed on what happened. I tried reading the thread but that just made it worse.