(Completed) 3v3 Midmon Doubles [Its_A_Random vs. Orcinus Duo] Pinnacle of Absurdity!

[LouisCyphre]

IAR's Rhyperior, Granmarg

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Rhyperior [Granmarg] (M)
NATURE: Sassy (-10% Evasion)

TYPE
Rock: Rock STAB; Take 2 less damage from all special attacks during Sandstorm. Able to use Sand Tomb without losing focus.
Ground: Ground STAB; Immune to all electrical attacks, can Dig through almost any substance, Evasive Digging reduced from 3 per action Energy Cost to 2 per action, superior senses in darkened cave surroundings.

ABILITIES
Lightningrod: (Innate) These Pokemon naturally attract electricity to themselves and away from partners in double battles. When struck with an Electric attack, they transfer the energy into their body, using it to increase their Special Attack by one (1) stage. A boost gained this way by an opponent's attack will be maintained at the end of each round. Self-targeted attacks do not maintain boosts.
Solid Rock: (Innate) This Pokemon’s body is extremely solid and durable, and the Base Attack Power of incoming super-effective attacks is reduced by two (2).
Reckless (DW): (Innate) This Pokemon has an innately aggressive nature that lets it use all-out attacks with recoil more effectively. Recoil attacks from this Pokemon have two (2) more Base Attack Power, and recoil percentage is unaffected.

STATS
HP: 110
Atk: Rank 5
Def: Rank 5
SpA: Rank 2
SpD: Rank 3 (+)
Spe: 34 (-)
Size Class: 5
Weight Class: 7
Base Rank Total: 20

EC: 9/9
MC: 0
DC: 5/5

ATTACKS (19)
LEVEL-UP
Poison Jab
Horn Attack
Tail Whip
Stomp
Fury Attack
Scary Face
Rock Blast
Hammer Arm
Drill Run
Megahorn
Rock Wrecker

TM/HM
Protect
Dig
Sandstorm
Bulldoze
Rock Slide

EGG
Crunch
Counter
Thunder Fang

IAR's Magmar, Thestalos

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Magmar [Thestalos] (M)
NATURE: Lonely

TYPE
Fire: Fire STAB; immune to burn, 50% reduction in freeze chance, emit a low glow in dark places, takes additional damage if active open flames are exposed to a water attack. Superior senses in volcanic or bushfire areas.

ABILITIES
Flame Body: (Innate) This Pokemon’s external temperature is kept at such a high level that any contact attack used on this Pokemon has a 30% chance of burning the opponent.
Vital Spirit (DW): (Innate) This Pokemon has a high vitality and alertness making it immune to sleep induced by other Pokemon. Its normal state of sleeplessness makes it take 1 less damage/action from Ghost Curse. If it is put to sleep by a Pokemon with Mold Breaker it will wake up the next action.

STATS
HP: 100
Atk: Rank 4 (+)
Def: Rank 1 (-)
SpA: Rank 4
SpD: Rank 3
Spe: 93
Size Class: 3
Weight Class: 3
Base Rank Total: 18

EC: 4/9
MC: 0
DC: 3/5

ATTACKS (16)
LEVEL-UP
Smog
Leer
Ember
Smokescreen
Faint Attack
Fire Spin
Confuse Ray
Fire Punch
Sunny Day

TM/HM
Psychic
Flamethrower
Focus Blast
Will-O-Wisp

EGG
Cross Chop
Thunderpunch
Flare Blitz

IAR's Clefairy, Kuraz

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Cleffairy [Kuraz] (M)
NATURE: Quiet (-10% Evasion)

TYPE
Normal: Normal STAB; adapt comfortably to any surrounding after 3 actions. Able to use Outrage without losing focus.

ABILITIES
Cute Charm: (Innate) This Pokemon’s natural cuteness causes Pokemon of the opposite gender in the same egg group to be attracted to it 30% of the time after striking with a contact move.
Magic Guard: (Innate) This Pokemon is infused with a powerful psycho-electric energy that makes it immune to damage from Hail, Sandstorm, and damage from Leech Seed, Poisoning, and Burn. It can still attack itself in confusion, but will not absorb any damage from it. Additionally, the energy protects the Pokemon from its own reckless recoil attacks.
Friend Guard (DW Unlocked): (Innate) The Pokemon's body emits an aura of joy that reduces the Base Attack Power of all opponents' attacks in multiple battles by two (2).

STATS
HP: 100
Atk: Rank 2
Def: Rank 2
SpA: Rank 3 (+)
SpD: Rank 3
Spe: 30 (-)
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 1
Base Rank Total: 16

EC: 5/9
MC: 0
DC: 5/5

ATTACKS (23)
LEVEL-UP
Pound
Growl
Charm
Encore
Sing
Doubleslap
Sweet Kiss
Defence Curl
Copycat
Follow Me
Magical Leaf
Minimise
Wake-Up Slap
Bestow
Lucky Chant
Metronome

TM/HM
Protect
Psychic
Flamethrower
Substitute

EGG
Wish
Mimic
Aromatherapy

Orcinus Duo's Snorlax, Nommy

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Nommy (Snorlax) (F)
Nature: Brave (+1 Atk, -15% Speed, -10% Evasion)
Type: Normal
Normal: Normal STAB; adapt comfortably to any surrounding after 3 actions. Able to use Outrage without losing focus.

Thick Fat:
Type: Innate
This Pokemon has a great deal of extra fat or muscle that increases its resistance to extreme heat or extreme cold, reducing the type effectiveness of Fire- and Ice-typed attacks to the next level of resistance (2x weak becomes neutral, neutral becomes resistance, etc.)

Immunity:
Type: Innate
This Pokemon’s body has an immensely strong immune response to venom and does not take poison damage when Poisoned. Toxic Poisoning will not do damage; however, it will continue to grow more severe.

Gluttony (Dream World UNLOCKED):
Type: Innate
This Pokemon devours healing and stat increasing berries at 50% health (flat) instead of 25% health (flat).

Stats:
HP: 125
Atk: Rank 5 (+)
Def: Rank 3
SpA: Rank 3
SpD: Rank 4
Spe: 25 (-)
Evasion: -10%
Size Class: 4
Weight Class: 9
Base Rank Total: 22

EC: 6/6
MC: 0
DC: 5/5

Attacks:
Metronome
Odor Sleuth
Tackle
Defence Curl
Amnesia
Belly Drum
Yawn
Lick
Recycle
Screech
Chip Away

Counter
Double Edge
Substitute

Earthquake
Rock Slide
Toxic
Body Slam
Outrage
Focus Punch
Stockpile
Rollout
Whirlpool
Heavy Slam
Crunch
Surf
Flamethrower
Thunderbolt

Total:26

Orcinus Duo's Pinsir, Buffy

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Buffy (Pinsir) (M)

Hyper Cutter:
Type: Innate
This Pokemon always keeps its claws/teeth/pincers extremely sharp, and thus cannot have its attack reduced.

Mold Breaker:
Type: Innate
Whenever this Pokemon attacks, it emits an invisible, blindingly quick pulse preceding the attack that disables the opponents natural abilities (e.g. Levitators plummet towards the ground before Earthquake hits, Volt Absorb will not absorb electric attacks, Clear Body does not prevent stat-drops, etc.)

Moxie (DW LOCKED):
Type: Innate
This Pokemon gets psyched after it earns a KO on an opposing Pokemon, increasing its attack by one (1) stage. This boost is maintained at the end of each round.

Stats:
HP: 100
Atk: Rank 6 (+)
Def: Rank 4
SpA: Rank 1 (-)
SpD: Rank 3
Spe: 85
Size Class: 3
Weight Class: 4
Base Rank Total: 20

MC: 0
DC: 0/5

Attacks:
Vicegrip
Focus Energy
Bind
Seismic Toss
Harden
Revenge
Brick Break
Vital Throw

Close Combat
Feint
Faint Attack

Earthquake
Stone Edge
Protect
Total: 14

Orcinus Duo's Scrafty, Pants

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Scrafty(*) Pants (M)
Nature: Adamant
Type: Dark/Fighting
Dark: Dark STAB; Immunity to all telepathic and telekinetic attacks, better performance in all darkened and especially twilight conditions. Can use any Dark-type attack regardless of Attraction.
Fighting: Fighting STAB; ignore weight restrictions of throwing/grappling moves. Superior reaction time in close quarters.

Abilities:

Shed Skin:
Type: Innate
This Pokemon regularly sheds its skin and any impurities contained in its body. If afflicted with a status condition, this Pokemon has a 33% chance of removing all status conditions at the end of a round.
Moxie:
Type: Innate
This Pokemon gets psyched after it earns a KO on an opposing Pokemon, increasing its attack by one (1) stage. This boost is maintained at the end of each round.
Intimidate (DW):
Type: Can be Activated, unlocked
When this Pokemon initially goes out into the battlefield, it generates an intimidating roar or war cry that shakes all opponents on the battlefield, reducing their Attack stage by one (1). The attack drop is maintained at the end of each round. If an opponent switches in a new Pokemon, Intimidate can be activated again as an Action, and will affect all opponents.

Stats:
HP: 100
Atk: Rank 4 (+)
Def: Rank 4
SpA: Rank 1 (-)
SpD: Rank 4
Spe: 58
Size Class: 2
Weight Class: 3
Base Rank Total: 18



EC: 6/6
MC: 1
DC: 5/5

Attacks:
Leer (*)
Low Kick(*)
Sand-Attack(*)
Faint Attack(*)
Headbutt(*)
Swagger(*)
Brick Break(*)
Payback(*)

Fire Punch(*)
Thunderpunch(*)
Ice Punch(*)

Dig(*)
Taunt(*)
Dragon Claw(*)
Detect
Drain Punch
Crunch
Double team
Poison Jab
Substitute
Hi Jump Kick
Zen Headbutt
Focus Punch
Head Smash
Fake out
Incinerate
Thief
Torment
Rock slide
Dragon tail
Rock Tomb
Scary Face
Moves: 32

Pinnacle of Absurdity!
Its_A_Random and Orcinus Duo partake in 3v3 Midmon Doubles

Originally Posted by Fat Its_A_Random

Ruleset

3v3 Doubles
2 Day DQ
2 Recoveries/5 Chills
Training Battle (sorry)
Items On
Switch=KO
All Abilities
Arena: Referee's Choice; Just don't make it either The ASB Tournament Arena, Unown Soup, & any variations of the aforementioned arena's.

Pinnacle Ruins
Sized for - 2 Pokémon per side. (Large)
Water Depth - Shallow (Surf, Muddy Water, and Dive can be used by drawing on the water source. Small Pokémon can submerge themselves, larger Pokémon can simply wade through the water with little difficulty.)
Seismic Activity - Allowed (The arena is sufficiently far from unprotected structures, or is properly insulated against this sort of punishment. Earthquake, Magnitude, Fissure, and Dig are permitted.)

A ruined complex from a bygone age, these crumbling pillars and walls bask in the high-altitude sunlight. The air is fridgid in these altitudes, but the sun alleviates this. A mystical energy of whimsy permeates the area, lending a relaxed air to the battle.

Pinnicle Ruins has the following traits:

Traits

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• One action on each player's team each round will be replaced randomly with the following command: Metronome (Sacred Fire | Rock Wrecker | Hi Jump Kick | Head Charge | Power Whip | Freeze Shock | Sky Attack | Bolt Strike | Megahorn | Shadow Force), regardless of whether it knows Metronome or not. Please bear in mind that you can sub for the event of this exchange. This action costs only the En for the called move.

HP: 110 / 110 En: 100% Speed: 34 Ranks: 5/5/2/3 Status:
HP: 100 / 100 En: 100% Speed: 93 Ranks: 4/1/4/3 Status:
HP: 100 / 100 En: 100% Speed: 30 Ranks: 2/2/3/3 Status:
HP: 125 / 125 En: 100% Speed: 26 Ranks: 5/3/3/4 Status:
HP: 100 / 100 En: 100% Speed: 85 Ranks: 6/4/1/3 Status:
HP: 100 / 100 En: 100% Speed: 58 Ranks: 4/4/1/4 Status:

IAR sends out mons and chooses items.
Orcinus sends out mons, chooses items, and gives orders.
IAR gives orders.

[Its_A_Random]

Random entered the arena & greeted his opponent...Then as soon as he finds out what his opponent was using, he didn't have high hopes...Luckily this battle doesn't count towards W/L/T...

"Alrighty my Pokemonarchs, we probably weren't expecting this, but we have to be creative! Kuraz, Thestalos, come to my side!"
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Kuraz @ Rocky Helmet | Thestalos @ Expert Belt

[Orcinus Duo]

Lol. I thought you were going to bring hippowdon, gliscor et co.

Go, nommy and pants! Nommy will be taking an amulet coin.

Pants, start off with a taunt on clefairy, followed by a rock tomb on magmortar to restrict movement and hopefully contact attacks. Then, finish with a nice high jump kick on clefairy. If clefairy is protected on a1, swap actions 1 and 2.

Nommy, Heavy slam clefairy, Toxic magmortar, and heavy slam clefairy again. If clefairy is protected on a1 or a3, Redirect to magmortar

[Its_A_Random]

Okay, so our opponent wants to rush head-first into this battle...Fine by me...

"Alright my Pokemonarchs, let's do this! Kuraz, I want you to bait the subs, while Thestalos throws the confusion hammer on Pants! Next, I want you Kuraz to distract the opposition while Thestalos burns that Snorlax! Last, I want you two to really put the pressure on by really damaging Scrafty! Lets do this!"

Thestalos: Confuse Ray (Pants) > Will-O-Wisp (Nommy) > Cross Chop (Pants)
IF your action was replaced by Metronome, THEN push actions back

Kuraz: Protect > Follow Me > Wake-Up Slap (Pants)
IF Pants' first action is replaced by Metronome, THEN change your action-set to Flamethrower (Pants) > Follow Me > Wake-Up Slap (Pants)

[LouisCyphre]

HP: 100 / 100 En: 100% Speed: 93 Ranks: 4/1/4/3 Status:
HP: 100 / 100 En: 100% Speed: 30 Ranks: 2/2/3/3 Status:
HP: 125 / 125 En: 100% Speed: 26 Ranks: 5/3/3/4 Status:
HP: 100 / 100 En: 100% Speed: 58 Ranks: 4/4/1/4 Status:

Calculations

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Turn 1

Clefairy used Protect!

Magmar used Confuse Ray on Scrafty!
Scrafty became confused!
Confusion Roll: 1560 (Intense, 4-action Confusion)
-5 En

Scrafty used Rock Tomb on Magmar!
Confusion Roll: 5000 > 7834 (No)
Attack Roll: 8000 > 9532 (Miss)
Scrafty's attack missed!
-4 En

Snorlax was compelled to use Metronome!
1: Snorlax used Sacred Fire!
Tails: Targets Clefairy
(10 + 7.5 - 3 - 2) = 12.5
7 + (12.5 / 3) = 11.166
Clefairy lost 11 En!
-8 En

Turn 2

Clefairy used Follow Me!
Clefairy became the prime target!
-9 En

Magmar used Will-O-Wisp on Snorlax!
Attack Roll: 7500 > 434 (Hit)
Snorlax was Burned!
-7 En

Scrafty used Taunt on Clefairy!
Confusion Roll: 5000 > 6518 (No)
Clefairy fell for the Taunt!
-9 En

Snorlax used Toxic on Clefairy!
Attack Roll: 9000 > 4941 (Hit)
Clefairy was badly poisoned!
-7 En
Snorlax lost 2 HP.

Turn 3

Magmar was compelled to use Metronome!
4: Magmar used Head Charge!
Heads: Targets Scrafty
Critical Roll: 625 > 9655 (No)
(13 + 6 - 6) = 13 Damage
Magmar took 3 recoil!
-9 En

Scrafty used Hi Jump Kick on Clefairy!
Confusion Roll: 5000 > 9485 (No)
Critical Roll: 625 > 4708 (No)
(13 + 3 + 6 - 3 - 2) * 1.5 = 26.5 ~ 26 Damage!
-7 En

Clefairy used Wake-Up Slap on Scrafty!
Critical Roll: 625 > 9197 (No)
(6 + 3 - 6) * 1.5 = 4.5 ~ 4 Damage
Clefairy lost 1 HP!
-5 En

Snorlax used Heavy Slam on Clefairy!
Critical Roll: 625 > 5087 (No)
(20 + 7.5 - 2 - 2 - 3) = 20.5 ~ 20 Damage
-11 En
Snorlax lost 2 HP.

Clefairy submits itself to rapid punishment as Magmar endeavors to slow down the opposition. The strangeness of the ruins interferes here and there, attempting to interject the battle with flames and wild hairdos.

This is shaping up to be a very bizarre match.

HP: 97 / 100 En: 79% Speed: 93 Ranks: 4/1/4/3 Status: Taunt (6 Actions
HP: 54 / 100 En: 80% Speed: 30 Ranks: 2/2/3/3 Status: Toxic (2 DPA)
HP: 123 / 125 En: 82% Speed: 26 Ranks: 5/3/3/4 Status: Burn
HP: 83 / 100 En: 80% Speed: 58 Ranks: 4/4/1/4 Status: Confusion (1 Action)

Now, IAR gives orders.

[Its_A_Random]

A couple of things, first, Clefairy's Friend Guard wasn't factored in, & Toxic should've hit Clefairy instead, because of Follow Me...And Burn wasn't factored into Snorlax's attack. Also, was Clefairy's Sub illegal??? 0_O

I'll order once Lou responds...

[Its_A_Random]

Yay...Double Post...

"The one thing that sucks about Taunt is that Kuraz can't use Metronome, Sadface. Not much we can do, I guess..."

Thestalos: Cross Chop (Pants) > Focus Blast (Pants) > Cross Chop (Pants)
IF Pants uses Detect (Successfully) without transfer, THEN re-direct your attack to Nommy
IF first Sub triggered AND Nommy uses Counter while you are using Cross Chop, THEN Focus Blast (Nommy)

Kuraz: Doubleslap (Pants) > Flamethrower (Pants) > Doubleslap (Pants)
IF Pants uses Detect (Successfully) without transfer, THEN re-direct your attack to Nommy
IF first Sub triggered AND Nommy uses Counter while you are using Doubleslap, THEN Magical Leaf (Nommy)

[Orcinus Duo]

Pants: troll them all. Dig and stay underground-stay underground-attack thestalos. If your action gets replaced, replace future ones with hi jump kick clefairy. Redirect to magmar if fainted.
Nommy: Heavy slam clefairy-double edge clefairy-heavy slam clefairy. Redirect to magmar if fainted

[LouisCyphre]

HP: 97 / 100 En: 79% Speed: 93 Ranks: 4/1/4/3 Status:
HP: 54 / 100 En: 80% Speed: 30 Ranks: 2/2/3/3 Status: Toxic (2 DPA)
HP: 123 / 125 En: 82% Speed: 26 Ranks: 5/3/3/4 Status: Burn
HP: 83 / 100 En: 80% Speed: 58 Ranks: 4/4/1/4 Status: Confusion (1 Action)

Calculations

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Turn 1

Magmar used Cross Chop on Scrafty!
Attack Roll: 8000 > 9625 (Miss)
Magmar's attack missed!
-7 En
Magmar lost 2 HP.

Scrafty used Dig!
Confusion Roll: 5000 > 5054 (No)
Scrafty dug a hole!
-6

Clefairy used Doubleslap on Scrafty!
Clefairy's attack missed!
-3 En

Snorlax used Heavy Slam on Clefairy!
Critical Roll: 625 > 5087 (No)
(20 + 7.5 - 2 - 2 - 3) = 20.5 ~ 20 Damage
-11 En
Snorlax lost 2 HP.

Turn 2

Magmar used Focus Blast on Scrafty!
Magmar's attack missed!
-8 En
Magmar lost 2 HP.


Scrafty stayed underground!
Scrafty snapped out of confusion!
6 En

Clefairy was compelled to use Metronome!
Clefairy can't use Metronome under the Taunt!
-0 En (Remember, arena Metronome costs no En on its own.)

Snorlax was compelled to use Metronome!
10) Snorlax vanished instantly!
Tails: Targets Clefairy

Snorlax used Shadow Force!
It doesn't affect Clefairy...
-10 En
Snorlax lost 2 HP.

Turn 3

Magmar used Cross Chop on Scrafty!
Magmar's attack missed!
-7 En
Magmar lost 2 HP.

Scrafty used Dig!
Critical Roll: 625 > 3538 (No)
(8 + 6 - 1.5) * 1.5 ~ 18.75 ~ 18 Damage
-10 En

Clefairy used Doubleslap on Scrafty!
Attack Roll: 8500 > 123 (Hit)
Hits Roll: 7012 (4 Hits)
Critical Roll: 625 > 1343 (No)
Critical Roll: 625 > 5987 (No)
Critical Roll: 625 > 4201 (No)
Critical Roll: 625 > 767 (No)
(8 + 3 + 3 - 6) = 8 Damage
-3 En

Snorlax used Heavy Slam on Clefairy!
Critical Roll: 625 > 9390 (No)
(20 + 7.5 - 2 - 2 - 3) = 20.5 ~ 20 Damage
-11 En
Snorlax lost 2 HP.

Such antics! I'm sure the spirits of whimsy are quite pleased. Vanishing Snorlax and Scrafty that think they're Digletts... Quite amusing, indeed.

HP: 73 / 100 En: 57% Speed: 93 Ranks: 4/1/4/3 Status: Toxic (3 DPA)
HP: 8 / 100 En: 77% Speed: 30 Ranks: 2/2/3/3 Status:
HP: 117 / 125 En: 50% Speed: 26 Ranks: 5/3/3/4 Status: Burn
HP: 83 / 100 En: 58% Speed: 58 Ranks: 4/4/1/4 Status:

Now, Orcinus gives orders.

[Orcinus Duo]

Snorlax: chill-Rock slide-chill. If clefairy fainted on a2, replace that action with chill.
Scrafty: Head smash clefairy-chill-head smash clefairy. If clefairy uses protect on a1, swap a1 and 2. If clefairy fainted, redirect to magmar.

[Its_A_Random]

"Troll, Troll, Troll..."

Thestalos: Fire Spin (Pants) > Flamethrower (Pants) > Fire Spin (Pants)
IF Fire Spin was replaced by Metronome, THEN push actions back by one

Kuraz: Wake-Up Slap (Snorlax) > Protect > Wish (Kuraz)
IF Thestalos' first action was replaced by Metronome, THEN swap A1 with A2

[LouisCyphre]

HP: 73 / 100 En: 57% Speed: 93 Ranks: 4/1/4/3 Status: Toxic (3 DPA)
HP: 8 / 100 En: 77% Speed: 30 Ranks: 2/2/3/3 Status:

HP: 117 / 125 En: 50% Speed: 26 Ranks: 5/3/3/4 Status: Burn
HP: 83 / 100 En: 58% Speed: 58 Ranks: 4/4/1/4 Status:

I'm going to try and get into the habit of calling mons by their given names. Sorry for the sudden switch.

Calculations

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Turn 1

Thestalos used Fire Spin on Pants!
Attack Roll: 8500 > 2887 (Hit)
Critical Roll: 625 > 8916 (No)
(4 + 3 + 6 - 6) = 7 Damage
-3 En
Thestalos lost 3 HP.

Pants used Head Smash!
Pants exited the Fire Spin!
Pants lost 4 HP!
Attack Roll: 9000 > 6313 (Hit)
Critical Roll: 625 > 5594 (No)
(14 + 6 - 3) = 17 Damage
Kuraz fainted!
Pants lost (8 / 2) = 4 HP from recoil!
Pants lost (17 / 4) 4 HP from the Helmet!
-10 En

Nommy chills.
+12 En
Nommy lost 2 HP.

Thestalos is dragging the Fire Spin towards Pants!

Turn 2

Thestalos used Flamethrower on Pants!
Thestalos ended the Fire Spin!
Critical Roll: 625 > 4272 (No)
Burn Roll: 1000 > 772 (Yes)
(10 + 3 + 6 - 6) = 13 Damage!
Pants was burned!
-6 En
Thestalos lost 3 HP.

Pants chills.
+12 En
Pants lost 2 HP.

Nommy chills.
+12 En
Nommy lost 2 HP.

Turn 3

Thestalos used Fire Spin on Pants!
Attack Roll: 8500 > 6016 (Hit)
Critical Roll: 625 > 5512 (No)
(4 + 3 + 6 - 6) = 7 Damage
-3 En
Thestalos lost 3 HP.

Pants used Head Smash!
Pants exited the Fire Spin!
Pants lost 4 HP!
Attack Roll: 9000 > 2668 (Hit)
Critical Roll: 625 > 4222 (No)
(14 + 6 - 1.5 - 3) * 1.5 = 23.25 ~ 23 Damage
Pants lost (23 / 2) = 11 HP from recoil!
-10 En
Pants lost 2 HP.

Nommy was compelled to use Metronome!
3) Nommy used Hi Jump Kick!
Attack Roll: 9000 > 9834 (Miss)
(13 + 7.5 - 1.5) / 2 = 9.5 ~ 9
Nommy takes 9 crash damage!
-8 En
Nommy lost 2 HP.

Round 3 End
Pant's Shed Skin Roll: 3000 > 9790 (No)

I'm not sure if I could give commentary here. Flying Snorlax speak for themselves.

HP: 110 / 110 En: 100% Speed: 34 Ranks: 5/5/2/3 Status:
HP: 41 / 100 En: 48% Speed: 93 Ranks: 4/1/4/3 Status: Toxic (4 DPA)
HP: 0 / 100 En: 77% Speed: 30 Ranks: 2/2/3/3 Status:
HP: 102 / 125 En: 74% Speed: 26 Ranks: 5/3/3/4 Chills: 3 remaining Status: Burn
HP: 100 / 100 En: 100% Speed: 85 Ranks: 6/4/1/3 Status:
HP: 36 / 100 En: 60% Speed: 58 Ranks: 4/4/1/4 Chills: 4 remaining Status: Burn

Now, IAR sends out Granmarg and gives orders.

[Its_A_Random]

Have you been factoring in the items???

"Sigh...Thought I could troll with Fire Spin, like DK with Sand Tomb...Oh, well...Come on out, Granmarg!"

Granmarg @ Expert Belt

"Do something awesome, folks!"

Granmarg: Counter (Last Pokemon to hit you with a Physical Attack) > Hammer Arm (Pants) > Counter (Last Pokemon to hit you with a Physical Attack)
IF Pants has fainted, OR is untargetable through Dig A2, THEN re-direct Hammer Arm to Nommy

Thestalos: Cross Chop (Pants) > Focus Blast (Pants) > Cross Chop (Pants)
IF Pants uses Protect successfully without transfer, OR Pants is untargetable through Dig, THEN rediect your attack to Nommy
IF Pants faints, THEN redirect your attack to Nommy

[LouisCyphre]

I missed Kuraz's Rocky Helmet, but that's an easy fix.

[Orcinus Duo]

Oh whoooops. Did not see.

Snorlax: Surf-Surf-Surf

Muahahahaha pants does not use the protect.
Pants: Double head smash Magmar-Double head smash Magmar-Head Smash Magmar.
If Magmar is fainted, replace all remaining actions with A2: Double Hi Jump Kick Rhyperior, and A3: Hi Jump Kick Rhyperior

I better not miss the combos...

[LouisCyphre]

Uh, you can't have two of the same Combo. In a row. When you only have three actions to combine. You should probably look up how Combos work - they are followed by a cooldown turn, and can never be used on A3.

Did you mean:
Pants - Head Smash + Head Smash (Magmar) | combo cooldown | Head Smash (Magmar)

[Orcinus Duo]

I know how combos work. I intentionally wrote it that way, so if pants uses metronome on A1, it can use the head smash combo on A2. This way, I bypass the need for another substitution. This is the way I've been writing my actions for a while now. If the combo successfully executes A1, A2 would just be replaced by the mandatory cooldown. If not, I would use the combo on A2, and A3 would be replaced by the mandatory cooldown.
So rewriting pants' actions for clarification (and changing the sub)
A1: Head smash+Head Smash (Magmar)
A2: Head smash+Head Smash (Magmar)
A3: Head Smash (Magmar)
Sub: If Magmar is fainted, replace future actions with Hi Jump Kick Rhyperior

Replace actions with cooldowns where necessary, do not pushback.

If this isn't legit let me know.

[LouisCyphre]

You have another substitution; just use that instead. You cannot order multiple combos in the same round, and I cannot legitimately ref this.

[Orcinus Duo]

My bad then.
Pants:
Head smash+head smash combo magmar-cooldown-head smash magmar
If your are metronomed on a1, replace a2 with head smash combo magmar and a3 with cooldown
If magmar is fainted on any action that is not a cooldown, replace with a hi jump kick rhyperior.

sorry for the confusion.

[LouisCyphre]

This is what happens when work calls you when you're trying to ref. God, I'm tired.


HP: 110 / 110 En: 100% Speed: 34 Ranks: 5/5/2/3 Status:
HP: 41 / 100 En: 48% Speed: 93 Ranks: 4/1/4/3 Status: Toxic (4 DPA)
HP: 102 / 125 En: 74% Speed: 26 Ranks: 5/3/3/4 Chills: 3 remaining Status: Burn
HP: 36 / 100 En: 60% Speed: 58 Ranks: 4/4/1/4 Chills: 4 remaining Status: Burn

Turn 1

Thestalos used Cross Chop on Pants!
Attack Roll: 8000 > 1789 (Hit)
Critical Roll: 1250 > 6521 (No)
(12 + 6 - 6) * 1.5 = 18 Damage
-7 En
Thestalos lost 4 HP!

Granmarg used Counter!
But there was no target!
-6 En

Nommy used Surf!
Targets Thestalos, Granmarg, and Pants!
-7

Pants
Critical Roll: 625 > 2610 (No)
(7.5 + 4.5 - 6) = 6 Damage

Thestalos
Critical Roll: 625 > 2517 (No)
(7.5 + 4.5 - 4.5) * 1.5 = 11.25 ~ 11 Damage

Granmarg
Critical Roll: 625 > 7300 (No)
(7.5 - 2 + 4.5 - 4.5) * 2.25 = 12.375 ~ 12 Damage

Nommy lost 2 HP!

Pants used Head Smash Plus!
31.5 BAP, 54 En, 64% Accurate, -2 Priority Physical Rock-type attack!
Attack Roll: 6400 > 9604 (Miss)
Pants' attack missed!
-54 En

Pants makes a dramatic, crashing headbutt at Magmar this turn; an exhausting move on his part. Nommy swamps the field with a rather underwhelming wave, but every bit helps. Granmarg inexplicably tries to counter... nothing?

Turn 2

Thestalos was compelled to use Metronome!
6) Freeze Shock
Heads: Targets Nommy
Thestalos is charging!

Pants is idle.

Granmarg used Hammer Arm on Pants!
Attack Roll: 9000 > 1063 (Hit)
Critical Roll: 625 > 8784 (No)
(10 + 2 + 7.5 - 6) * 1.5 = 20.25 ~ 20 Damage!
Pants fainted!
Granmarg's Speed fell!
-7 En

Nommy used Surf!
Targets Thestalos, and Granmarg!
-11

Thestalos
Critical Roll: 625 > 9830 (No)
(7.5 + 4.5 - 4.5) * 1.5 = 11.25 ~ 11 Damage

Granmarg
Critical Roll: 625 > 1831 (No)
(7.5 - 2 + 4.5 - 4.5) * 2.25 = 12.375 ~ 12 Damage

Nommy lost 2 HP!

Thestalos used Freeze Shock on Nommy!
Critical Roll: 625 > 6775 (No)
Paralysis Roll: 3000 > 3514 (No)
(14 + 6 - 4.5) = 15.5 ~ 15 Damage!
-9 En
Thestalos lost 4 HP!
Thestalos fainted!

After his tremendous effort last turn, Pants just doesn't have it in him to dodge the incoming attack; it submits to Granmarg's Hammer Arm. Thestalos musters a dramatic Ice attack, which hits respectably.

Turn 3

Nommy used Surf on Granmarg!
Critical Roll: 625 > 4343 (No)
(7.5 - 2 + 4.5 - 4.5) * 2.25 = 12.375 ~ 12 Damage
-15
Nommy lost 2 HP!

Granmarg used Counter!
But there was no target!
-6 En

Apparently, Granmarg has a wanting for Mirror Coat. If only...

HP: 74 / 110 En: 87% Speed: 34 Ranks: 5/5/2/3 Status: Speed -1 (19 Spe)
HP: 0 / 100 En: 41% Speed: 93 Ranks: 4/1/4/3 Status: Fainted
HP: 0 / 100 En: 77% Speed: 30 Ranks: 2/2/3/3 Status: Fainted
HP: 102 / 125 En: 56% Speed: 26 Ranks: 5/3/3/4 Chills: 3 remaining Status: Burn
HP: 100 / 100 En: 100% Speed: 85 Ranks: 6/4/1/3 Status:
HP: 0 / 100 En: 6% Speed: 58 Ranks: 4/4/1/4 Chills: 4 remaining Status: Fainted

Now, Orcinus sends out his last mon, assigns it an item, and gives orders.

[Orcinus Duo]

Here, pinsir! Take this...uh. Nothing. :(
Nommy: Go with a quick chill to start off, and then follow that up with surf-surf. If Granmarg uses hammer arm on you, replace that action with counter and pushback.
Buffy, you'll probably be taking the brunt of granmarg's attacks. You may die. Sorry. Brick Break-Close Combat-Close Combat. If granmarg uses counter, replace that action with harden.

[Its_A_Random]

"Oh my..."

Bulldoze > Dig (Nommy) > Dig (Nommy)
IF Bulldoze is replaced by Metronome, THEN push your actions back by one.

Yeah, I'm screwed, lol.

[Orcinus Duo]

Bump

[LouisCyphre]

HP: 74 / 110 En: 87% Speed: 34 Ranks: 5/5/2/3 Status: Speed -1 (19 Spe)
HP: 102 / 125 En: 56% Speed: 26 Ranks: 5/3/3/4 Chills: 3 remaining Status: Burn
HP: 100 / 100 En: 100% Speed: 85 Ranks: 6/4/1/3 Status:

Turn 1

Buffy used Brick Break!
Critical Roll: 625 > 1756 (No)
(8 - 2 + 8.5 - 7.5) * 1.5 = 10.5 ~ 10 Damage
-6

Nommy chills.
+12 En.
Nommy lost 2 HP!

Granmarg used Bulldoze!
Hits Nommy and Buffy.
-4 En

Nommy:
Critical Roll: 625 > 1753 (No)
(4.5 + 7.5 - 4.5) = 7.5 ~ 7 Damage
Nommy's Speed fell!

Buffy:
Critical Roll: 625 > 5322 (No)
(4.5 + 7.5 - 6) * 0.67 = 4.02 ~ 4 Damage
Buffy's Speed fell!

Turn 2

Buffy used Close Combat!
Critical Roll: 625 > 4541 (No)
(12 - 2 + 8.5 - 7.5) * 1.5 = 16.5 ~ 16 Damage
Buffy's Defense and Sp. Defense fell!
-8

Granmarg dug a hole!

Nommy was compelled to use Metronome!
5) Power Whip
Nommy's attack missed!
-8 En
Nommy lost 2 HP!

Granmarg used Dig on Nommy!
Critical Roll: 625 > 8974 (No)
(8 + 3 + 7.5 - 4.5) = 14 Damage
-9 En

Granmarg seems very grateful that the spirits of whimsy settled on inducing Power Whiff this time around.

Turn 3

Buffy used Close Combat!
Critical Roll: 625 > 1039 (No)
(12 - 2 + 8.5 - 7.5) * 1.5 = 16.5 ~ 16 Damage
Buffy's Defense and Sp. Defense fell!
-12

Granmarg dug a hole!

Nommy used Surf!
-7 En

Buffy:
Critical Roll: 625 > 8105 (No)
(7.5 + 4.5 - 4.5) + 3.5 = 11 Damage

Granmarg:
Nommy's attack missed!

Nommy lost 2 HP!

Granmarg used Dig on Nommy!
Critical Roll: 625 > 8130 (No)
(8 + 3 + 7.5 - 4.5) = 14 Damage
-13 En

Round 5 End
Granmarg's partner is not in play and therefore did not Metronome.

HP: 42 / 100 En: 52% Speed: 34 Ranks: 5/5/2/3 Status: Speed -1 (19 Spe)
HP: 75 / 125 En: 60% Speed: 26 Ranks: 5/3/3/4 Chills: 2 remaining Status: Speed -1 (17 Spe), Burn
HP: 71 / 100 En: 74% Speed: 85 Ranks: 6/4/1/3 Status: Speed -1 (48 Spe), Defense -2, Sp. Defense -2

Now, IAR gives orders.

[Its_A_Random]

"Blargh, we're screwed, no matter what we do, just do something..."

Ragequit Bulldoze x3