Smogon Premier League 3 - Official Smack Talk Thread - Page 9

HART4FLOON · Dec 30th, 2011, 12:35:22 AM

***JabbaTheGriffin**** · Dec 30th, 2011, 1:28:57 AM

I heard this is where we post our rappings and I would like to join in

Get ready to get your asses raided
Your mothers fucked, your sisters dated
The Team Raiders are free from our chains
LonelyNess is gone, we can finally win a game

The Dragonspiral Tyrants, rulers of delusion
Amateurs of destruction, masters of confusion
Should have stuck with being brits
Now you're just a gimmick, a bunch of twits

Wifi Wolfpack, go back where ya'll belong
To the wifi forum, tradin bronzongs
Here's a simple request: sit the fuck down
back the fuck up and admire the crown

The Ever Grande Bigs, my former squad
Ruled by Fabbles and his kickin bod
I miss you all, you're all one in a million
I'd love to insult you, but my high school didn't teach Brazilian

Yo Tigers you know you only get one vgc slot?
Seriously the Ha dynasty is all you got
Double the mons doesn't double the skill
The Raiders look forward to an easy kill

Ruiners better hope EW is the next coming of Christ
And hell for 30k his ass better be nice and tight
I'd say we're going to ruin the Ruiners, but actions speak louder than words
Gonna blow you bitches up like Angry Birds

The Sharks' bark is worse than their bite
We're the real predators and our jaws clamp tight
As you hand us your trophies, feel free to bow
Damn we're so good, go ahead and do it now

Of course a Stone team is no longer classy
That motherfucker's the definition of trashy
Ahoy matey, land a-ho!
Just like US East, you niggas blow

The Cryonicles started off the season cold
Worst draft in the league from what I'm told
Huntthelion were you even tryin?
The few good players on your team are already cryin

Scooters can go ahead and just scoot along
No this isn't the yugioh forums, I think you're wrong
And Atticus, you're no Dark Magician
Look up to see those are my boots you're lickin

makiri · Dec 30th, 2011, 1:35:01 AM

Sharks don't bark?

undisputed · Dec 30th, 2011, 1:39:20 AM

maybe hes just saying you have no bite

**R Inanimate** · Dec 30th, 2011, 1:59:00 AM

Why Bite when we can Crunch?

Jackal · Dec 30th, 2011, 2:03:46 AM

Jabba that was glorious

ENZ0 · Dec 30th, 2011, 2:04:13 AM

where is reverb

Stone_Cold · Dec 30th, 2011, 2:14:08 AM

Metro didn't do better then east in the world cup
Get your shit straight and clean the shit you spit up
Every year is the same shit, KG and Limitless
Im sorry for not allowing you on east, beg me for forgiveness

The Team Raiders are the most random squad this year
Watching you draft them niggas made me shed a tear
Shits more random then using the move Leer
But whats to expect from a drunk ass queer

Resent calling me out, i'll spit you my game
Ill show your ass up and make you sit in shame
Im gonna turn you into my persian, show you how to tame
My bitch in an hour, bringing the classiest to fame

Make pirate jokes all you want, try and ruin the show
Your bitch ass is the one with a pirate logo
Contradictive mother fucker? Go play on a pogo
Disrespecting me like that? That shits a no-go.

Were you hired by Lil Wayne?
All your lyrics sound the same
Goin hard in the paint, get on my game
Take this dunce cap my nigga, you put the community to shame

Remember the day, you messed with stone cold twenty two
I have no respect for you
You aint even better then Charizard Ninety Two

Hide by your laptop nigga, I don't value your opinion
When you fuck with SPL teams, you fuck with Stones minions
Nigga respect me, my decisions aint risky
Good luck in week 1, starting that girl Fishy

Swaggersaurus · Dec 30th, 2011, 6:49:24 AM

i heard sometimes jackal has regrets

6A9 Ace Matador · Dec 30th, 2011, 8:08:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fat Swaggersaurus

i heard sometimes jackal has regrets

i heard sometimes fishy has regrets

**Furai** · Dec 30th, 2011, 8:52:20 AM

those rap songs are simply amazing

CalzoneCannon · Dec 30th, 2011, 10:01:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fat iss

ray rizzi def couldn't beat any of my mons

who is ray rizzi again

It was supposed to be Ray Rizzo...

Swaggersaurus · Dec 30th, 2011, 10:16:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fat 6A9 Ace Matador

i heard sometimes fishy has regrets

ill bet she has one.............

Fishy · Dec 30th, 2011, 2:27:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fat makiri

Sharks don't bark?

i found rare footage of paul

undisputed · Dec 30th, 2011, 6:55:53 PM

Ahem..

Ahoy its the pirates, and you can all go home
Because I'm here to throw down like Aldaron's extra 21st chromosome

and you dont even have to guess, you know were the best
is that supposed to be a team, Ruiners? I'm not even impressed
better hope that Worms and Meghan ghost every game
or the rest of your team will bring the Ruiners shame

but if you thought that was bad, try drafting all VGC-Clique users
the Tigers will be just a sorry bunch of losers
Better get used to losing, as you wont be a winner
Were you throwing away money, or was it a gift to draft Synre? (pronounced "sinner"?)

I laugh at Bluewind and his Smogon Tour plight
Aldaron's got no brain left, because he's thinks he always right
giving Atticus the Scooters is like handing him the reigns to the Titanic
the Pirates will rape the Scooters with a dick that's gigantic

Speaking of gigantic, then there's the Bigs
Terrible manager with a team that not even Jumpluff can dig
Did you draft Limitless because KG is limited?
Or is it because no one else was interested?

Look at the Team Raiders, what can I say...
Why is Fishy on the team? Does she even play?
I am still beside myself, as you can see
I didn't think it'd be possible to draft worse than RBG

What's up with the Tyrants and their infinitely poor management?
A bunch of VGC'ers must have surely been an accident...
That reminds me, I feel bad for ENZ0 and Heist
Won't make playoffs because the rest of their team won't suffice

speaking of bad, just look at the Wolfpack
I thought they'd be good, but then I was taken aback
People think 2-7 Rey can succeed, but I'm not a believer
Playing for Jackal and Bloo must be worse than a seizure

Oh silly me, I almost forgot
Regice Logo because they Cryo's aren't hot
I didn't think it'd be possible to have the worst draft two years in a row
good thing I'm not on the team because that would blow

word to your mother

Bluewind · Dec 30th, 2011, 7:00:15 PM

Rey went 2-7 mind you

Edit: Because I'm here to throw down like Aldaron's extra 21st chromosome

Claps for educated rap

**Limitless** · Dec 30th, 2011, 7:01:01 PM

i think you forgot it had to rhyme

Swaggersaurus · Dec 31st, 2011, 8:56:17 AM

can everyone who isnt in spl stop posting in this thread OH my goondness

Smurf. · Dec 31st, 2011, 9:28:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fat Swaggersaurus

can everyone who isnt in spl stop posting in this thread OH my goondness

lol... are you in it?

**Solace*** · Dec 31st, 2011, 9:38:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fat Smurf.

lol... are you in it?

you missed the joke lol

***Iconic**** · Dec 31st, 2011, 10:40:16 AM

THIS JUST IN:

Smogon Admin Philip7086 has confirmed reports that he will be starring in a spinoff of TLC's hit show, Little People Big World. When we reached out to him for a comment, all he had to say was "das rite". Stay tuned for more.

YO Bloo if you read this make my avatar our logo because I'm on my iPod. Thx slave

Bluewind · Dec 31st, 2011, 10:57:35 AM

No, can't get rid of the cats ;_;!

BIG loven · Dec 31st, 2011, 12:26:24 PM

das rite bloo is iconics bitch

Philip7086 · Dec 31st, 2011, 1:44:10 PM

das rite.

Lady Bug · Dec 31st, 2011, 3:33:01 PM

I'm from the year 2012 and I still see a red trophy under my name.

Dec 30th, 2011, 12:35:22 AM	#201
HART4FLOON Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 273	__________________ [QUOTE=New World Order;3943789] - Celebi is a penis, Tyranitar, Jirachi, and Scizor can take it[endQUOTE] oh baby

Dec 30th, 2011, 1:28:57 AM	#202
*JabbaTheGriffin Kid just rages for a while Super Moderator** Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 2,847 you get sloppy drunk, i stay whiskey neat	I heard this is where we post our rappings and I would like to join in Get ready to get your asses raided Your mothers fucked, your sisters dated The Team Raiders are free from our chains LonelyNess is gone, we can finally win a game The Dragonspiral Tyrants, rulers of delusion Amateurs of destruction, masters of confusion Should have stuck with being brits Now you're just a gimmick, a bunch of twits Wifi Wolfpack, go back where ya'll belong To the wifi forum, tradin bronzongs Here's a simple request: sit the fuck down back the fuck up and admire the crown The Ever Grande Bigs, my former squad Ruled by Fabbles and his kickin bod I miss you all, you're all one in a million I'd love to insult you, but my high school didn't teach Brazilian Yo Tigers you know you only get one vgc slot? Seriously the Ha dynasty is all you got Double the mons doesn't double the skill The Raiders look forward to an easy kill Ruiners better hope EW is the next coming of Christ And hell for 30k his ass better be nice and tight I'd say we're going to ruin the Ruiners, but actions speak louder than words Gonna blow you bitches up like Angry Birds The Sharks' bark is worse than their bite We're the real predators and our jaws clamp tight As you hand us your trophies, feel free to bow Damn we're so good, go ahead and do it now Of course a Stone team is no longer classy That motherfucker's the definition of trashy Ahoy matey, land a-ho! Just like US East, you niggas blow The Cryonicles started off the season cold Worst draft in the league from what I'm told Huntthelion were you even tryin? The few good players on your team are already cryin Scooters can go ahead and just scoot along No this isn't the yugioh forums, I think you're wrong And Atticus, you're no Dark Magician Look up to see those are my boots you're lickin __________________

Dec 30th, 2011, 1:35:01 AM	#203
makiri La-li-lu-le-lo Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 4,160 SHARK ATTACK	Sharks don't bark? __________________

Dec 30th, 2011, 1:39:20 AM	#204
undisputed The greatest oak was once a little nut that held its ground Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 2,030 Came by a fork in the road, and went straight	maybe hes just saying you have no bite __________________

Dec 30th, 2011, 1:59:00 AM	#205
R Inanimate Serenely Graciously Flinching Moderator Join Date: Jul 2011 Posts: 682 Vancover, Ability Region	Why Bite when we can Crunch? __________________ Just another rainy day on the train... VGCS Jaunary International, 165W-30L-27D/C, 1873, 13th Place VGC 2013 Winter Regional, Salem OR, 1st Place

Dec 30th, 2011, 2:03:46 AM	#206
Jackal I'm not retarded I'm Canadian it's different Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 6,128 Canada eh	Jabba that was glorious __________________

Dec 30th, 2011, 2:14:08 AM	#208
Stone_Cold Be it a rock or a grain of sand, in water they sink as the same Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 1,856	Metro didn't do better then east in the world cup Get your shit straight and clean the shit you spit up Every year is the same shit, KG and Limitless Im sorry for not allowing you on east, beg me for forgiveness The Team Raiders are the most random squad this year Watching you draft them niggas made me shed a tear Shits more random then using the move Leer But whats to expect from a drunk ass queer Resent calling me out, i'll spit you my game Ill show your ass up and make you sit in shame Im gonna turn you into my persian, show you how to tame My bitch in an hour, bringing the classiest to fame Make pirate jokes all you want, try and ruin the show Your bitch ass is the one with a pirate logo Contradictive mother fucker? Go play on a pogo Disrespecting me like that? That shits a no-go. Were you hired by Lil Wayne? All your lyrics sound the same Goin hard in the paint, get on my game Take this dunce cap my nigga, you put the community to shame Remember the day, you messed with stone cold twenty two I have no respect for you You aint even better then Charizard Ninety Two Hide by your laptop nigga, I don't value your opinion When you fuck with SPL teams, you fuck with Stones minions Nigga respect me, my decisions aint risky Good luck in week 1, starting that girl Fishy __________________ Let's get down to business....

Dec 30th, 2011, 6:49:24 AM	#209
Swaggersaurus I DON'T NEED A MAN Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 4,793 I DON'T NEED A MAN	i heard sometimes jackal has regrets __________________ everybody needs a hobby

Dec 30th, 2011, 8:52:20 AM	#211
Furai standing in the eye of the hurricane Moderator Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 2,085	those rap songs are simply amazing __________________ *#gohard* \| Wolfpack (Ubers RMT)

Dec 30th, 2011, 6:55:53 PM	#215
undisputed The greatest oak was once a little nut that held its ground Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 2,030 Came by a fork in the road, and went straight	Ahem.. Ahoy its the pirates, and you can all go home Because I'm here to throw down like Aldaron's extra 21st chromosome and you dont even have to guess, you know were the best is that supposed to be a team, Ruiners? I'm not even impressed better hope that Worms and Meghan ghost every game or the rest of your team will bring the Ruiners shame but if you thought that was bad, try drafting all VGC-Clique users the Tigers will be just a sorry bunch of losers Better get used to losing, as you wont be a winner Were you throwing away money, or was it a gift to draft Synre? (pronounced "sinner"?) I laugh at Bluewind and his Smogon Tour plight Aldaron's got no brain left, because he's thinks he always right giving Atticus the Scooters is like handing him the reigns to the Titanic the Pirates will rape the Scooters with a dick that's gigantic Speaking of gigantic, then there's the Bigs Terrible manager with a team that not even Jumpluff can dig Did you draft Limitless because KG is limited? Or is it because no one else was interested? Look at the Team Raiders, what can I say... Why is Fishy on the team? Does she even play? I am still beside myself, as you can see I didn't think it'd be possible to draft worse than RBG What's up with the Tyrants and their infinitely poor management? A bunch of VGC'ers must have surely been an accident... That reminds me, I feel bad for ENZ0 and Heist Won't make playoffs because the rest of their team won't suffice speaking of bad, just look at the Wolfpack I thought they'd be good, but then I was taken aback People think 2-7 Rey can succeed, but I'm not a believer Playing for Jackal and Bloo must be worse than a seizure Oh silly me, I almost forgot Regice Logo because they Cryo's aren't hot I didn't think it'd be possible to have the worst draft two years in a row good thing I'm not on the team because that would blow word to your mother __________________ Last edited by undisputed; Dec 30th, 2011 at 7:20:26 PM.

Dec 30th, 2011, 7:00:15 PM	#216
Bluewind My appearance, ability, and awesomeness strike fear into the hearts of any sane battler and my thorny vines drop the opposing forces just an iron ball plowing into a man's genitals. Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 2,302 Bloo's fancy mansion	Rey went 2-7 mind you Edit: Because I'm here to throw down like Aldaron's extra 21st chromosome Claps for educated rap __________________

Dec 30th, 2011, 7:01:01 PM	#217
Limitless Success is the best revenge. Moderator Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 1,353 Michigan	i think you forgot it had to rhyme __________________ YouTube Account: http://www.youtube.com/user/Arrow2you?feature=mhum#p/u

Dec 31st, 2011, 8:56:17 AM	#218
Swaggersaurus I DON'T NEED A MAN Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 4,793 I DON'T NEED A MAN	can everyone who isnt in spl stop posting in this thread OH my goondness __________________ everybody needs a hobby

Dec 31st, 2011, 10:40:16 AM	#221
*Iconic Super Moderator** Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 1,784 Canadaland Mentor	THIS JUST IN: Smogon Admin Philip7086 has confirmed reports that he will be starring in a spinoff of TLC's hit show, Little People Big World. When we reached out to him for a comment, all he had to say was "das rite". Stay tuned for more. YO Bloo if you read this make my avatar our logo because I'm on my iPod. Thx slave __________________ ◠‿◠

Dec 31st, 2011, 10:57:35 AM	#222
Bluewind My appearance, ability, and awesomeness strike fear into the hearts of any sane battler and my thorny vines drop the opposing forces just an iron ball plowing into a man's genitals. Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 2,302 Bloo's fancy mansion	No, can't get rid of the cats ;_;! __________________ Last edited by Bluewind; Dec 31st, 2011 at 11:08:04 AM.

Dec 31st, 2011, 12:26:24 PM	#223
BIG loven Not so little anymore Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 937 Wick City	das rite bloo is iconics bitch __________________ <Huntofthelion> in da hood <Huntofthelion> you rap or die <Huntofthelion> I DIDNT DIE

Dec 31st, 2011, 1:44:10 PM	#224
Philip7086 Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 2,929 Mentor	das rite. __________________ # of times I've beaten the E4: 173 # of level 100 Pokes: 9 (NO HACKS!!!)

Dec 31st, 2011, 3:33:01 PM	#225
Lady Bug ☆彡 King of the Dessert ☆彡 Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 1,079	I'm from the year 2012 and I still see a red trophy under my name.