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Welcome, one and all, to the inaugural match of Pokechess right here in Smogon CAP ASB! We thank you all for attending this momentous occasion! Firstly, the rules:
2 Day DQ (except for extenuating circumstances) All Abilities Two Substitutions No Items 2 recoveries/5 Chills per mon Arena: Chess Board. Is essentially a synthetic ASB Arena, in that all attacks can be used. All other rules can be found here. Now, the challengers! TEAM OBJECTION: Pawn: Ratigan the Raticate
Ratigan the Raticate
Bishop: Lady Tremaine the Jynx
Lady Tremaine the Jynx
Knight: Maleficent the Hydreigon
Maleficent the Hydreigon
Rook: Pete the Hariyama
Pete the Hariyama
Queen: Queen of Hearts the Dragonite
Queen of Hearts the Dragonite
King: Frollo the Medicham
Frollo the Medicham
TEAM TERRADOR: Pawn: Dragonite
Dragonite
Bishop: Blissey
Blissey
Knight: Cinccino
Cinccino
Rook: Krilowatt
Krilowatt
Queen: Gengar
Gengar
King: Nidoking
Nidoking
Now here is how this will work. I will post the basic stats, HP, and EN on each piece here, grouping where necessary. After each engagement, I will change this, and/or degroup if need be. TEAM OBJECTION:
Pawns 1-2, 5-8
Bishop 2
Knight 1
Rooks 1-2
Queen
King
TEAM TERRADOR:
Pawns 1, 3, 5-8
Pawn 4
Bishops 1-2
Knight 2
Rooks 1-2
Queen
King
Also, for your convenience, HERE is a link to a photobucket album containing all of the tiles the players will need for this game. Here's the board! ![]() GAME BEGIN
Rewards
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CAP ASB Team Pwnemon: i was raped by my left hand once <Ditto> It's not racism if I don't consider them people Last edited by UllarWarlord; Jan 27th, 2012 at 1:49:19 PM. Reason: BWAAAAAAAAAA |
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Pawn to e3
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Well. What has brought me here... and you're here too? What's happening?
Wait a minute... Mia? Bubba? Safari? Why are you here... and there are... ... Of course. This can't be real. It's a trick, from that bastard. He's playing with my mind, but why? To what end? Well, you're on. No mercy. Dragonite 2 to b5 ![]() Sorry about the white space at the bottom; I'll try to avoid having it in the future. Last edited by Terrador; Jan 4th, 2012 at 8:33:32 PM. Reason: Flavor text |
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BTW did I mention I'm actually not that good at chess?
Anyway, queen to f3.
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I believe I... understand what the objective of this game is now. I see how the Pokemon move...
But at what cost may this game be? On the off chance that I have been brought here, and the accursed one has somehow duplicated my Pokemon and rearranged my party... Adrian... Draco... Caesar... where are you? Why am I being thrown into this torrent? You. Be you a construct, another man, or a figment of my own mind... you will fall. Too much is at stake, both for me and on the ship. I will offer no mercy. Bishop/Blissey 2 to B7
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If one of us is to be vanquished today ... better you than me.
Pawn to e4.
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You are a fool. I have power beyond your ken--power to discern the lies of man, power to tear down the pride of kings. You are not the first I have faced, nor are you the last. Turn tail now; when I defeat you, I will not leave you alive. Agamemnon hungers for your blood: he will not allow your attack on his teammates to stand.
Dragonite Pawn 4 to D5
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I'm not sure but I think that pawn you just moved can actually engage my pawn now.
EDIT: Apparently you wanted me to engage your pawn. Well, I have a better idea. Pawn to d3.
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<dogfish44> I got a suprise KFC ^.^ <Glacier> kinky fat chick? Last edited by Objection; Jan 8th, 2012 at 10:43:16 AM. |
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ATTENTION
Something has come to my attention requiring a hotfix. Queens are no longer allowed to engage pieces that are 'blocked' by another opposing piece. Carry on.
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This is yet another announcement.
Due to the current speed of the game, the DQ has been cut to Two Days. Both battlers have agreed with this. Carry on.
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So it appears we are locked in an arms race. Someone has to make the first move.
Pawn to c4. ![]() Engage black pawn 4 with white pawn 3 Taunt - Endure - Endeavor If he uses evasive Agility ...
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You idiot. Surely you foresaw this eventuality? Opus is just that, a magnum opus of his race; tremble before his might! Goodbye, Foe Raticate; I apologize that your Trainer could not have done better by you.
Hyper Beam + Dragon Pulse Combo ~ Combo Cooldown ~ Twister Last edited by Terrador; Jan 11th, 2012 at 8:38:17 PM. |
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Pre-Round 1:
HP: 25 EN: 100 Atk: Rank 5 Def: Rank 3 SpA: Rank 5 (+) SpD: Rank 4 Spe: 69 (-) Size Class: 4 Weight Class: 6 BST: 22 2 Recovers Remaining 5 Chills Remaining Other: N/A HP: 23 EN: 100 Atk: Rank 4 (+) Def: Rank 2 SpA: Rank 1 (-) SpD: Rank 3 Spe: 97 Size Class: 2 Weight Class: 2 Base Rank Total: 16 Moves: 25 2 Recovers Remaining 5 Chills Remaining Other: N/A Objection chooses to begin a battle, and two of the board's pawns are transported to a smaller chessboard, where a pitched battle commences! The pawn chooses to Taunt the dragon, calling it several names such as (dare I repeat it) poopyhead. Suddenly, out of nowhere, a large red mask with bulbous eyes and huge, red lips comes out of nowhere, and latches on to the Dragonite's face. It shouts: IMMA FIRIN MAH LAHZOR BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA And it misses. Completely. Doesn't even scratch the rat. The rodent braces for another attack, ready to Endure the hit! However, Danny Night does nothing. Just loafs around.The Raticate puts on a show of Endeavoring for equality, which just wastes time, really. Finally, the Dragonite lands a hit, with a weak, but raging Twister! The two pieces fall back, ready for their next actions. Oh, and the mask just falls off. It shrivels up, too. Kinda pitiful.
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Post-Round 1: HP: 25 EN: 72 Atk: Rank 5 Def: Rank 3 SpA: Rank 5 (+) SpD: Rank 4 Spe: 69 (-) Size Class: 4 Weight Class: 6 BST: 22 2 Recovers Remaining 5 Chills Remaining Other: Taunted for 3 Actions HP: 13 EN: 70 Atk: Rank 4 (+) Def: Rank 2 SpA: Rank 1 (-) SpD: Rank 3 Spe: 97 Size Class: 2 Weight Class: 2 Base Rank Total: 16 Moves: 25 2 Recovers Remaining 5 Chills Remaining Other: Unable to Endure for 1 Round
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CAP ASB Team Pwnemon: i was raped by my left hand once <Ditto> It's not racism if I don't consider them people Last edited by UllarWarlord; Jan 13th, 2012 at 4:08:22 PM. |
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Okay, even though the combo missed, (sorry Terra) this engagement showed a couple of small errors I need to make rulings on in Pokechess. Ahem.
If a combo ends an engagement, the user of the combo does not suffer cooldown time at the beginning of its next engagement. If a move that induces sluggishness ends an engagement, the user of said move suffers sluggishness at the beginning of its next engagement. Your orders, Terrador.
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Hrm. What are the odds. That has revealed a lot: This world must be slanted against me. Surely, a mechanism by the Dark One. Well, guess what. This is not going to stop me. I will be paid in blood for this abomination that I am subjected to... and your veins are a treasury that I look forward to plundering.
ExtremeSpeed ~ ExtremeSpeed ~ ExtremeSpeed hehehehe no Protect no Agility no Detect no Teleport no jack diddley squat and ESpeed is +2 to boot aww yeah |
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Combo: Quick Attack + Quick Attack - Cooldown - Quick Attack
We may have lost the battle, but we will not lose the war.
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Pre-Round 2:
HP: 25 EN: 72 Atk: Rank 5 Def: Rank 3 SpA: Rank 5 (+) SpD: Rank 4 Spe: 69 (-) Size Class: 4 Weight Class: 6 BST: 22 2 Recovers Remaining 5 Chills Remaining Other: Taunted for 3 Actions HP: 13 EN: 70 Atk: Rank 4 (+) Def: Rank 2 SpA: Rank 1 (-) SpD: Rank 3 Spe: 97 Size Class: 2 Weight Class: 2 Base Rank Total: 16 Moves: 25 2 Recovers Remaining 5 Chills Remaining Other: Unable to Endure for 1 Round The second round of attacks was short and quick. Both unleashed lightning-fast fury, and when the dust cleared, the White Pawn fell!
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Post-Round 2: HP: 18 EN: 66 Atk: Rank 5 Def: Rank 3 SpA: Rank 5 (+) SpD: Rank 4 Spe: 69 (-) Size Class: 4 Weight Class: 6 BST: 22 2 Recovers Remaining 5 Chills Remaining Other: Taunted for 2 Actions HP: KO EN: KO Atk: Rank 4 (+) Def: Rank 2 SpA: Rank 1 (-) SpD: Rank 3 Spe: 97 Size Class: 2 Weight Class: 2 Base Rank Total: 16 Moves: 25 2 Recovers Remaining 5 Chills Remaining Other: Captured ![]() Your move, Terrador.
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CAP ASB Team Pwnemon: i was raped by my left hand once <Ditto> It's not racism if I don't consider them people Last edited by UllarWarlord; Jan 15th, 2012 at 11:36:21 AM. |
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Two things.
One, (9+3+1.5)/2=13.5/2=6.75~7. Two, why would I be moving into his square? I was defending; I made no attempt to move into his square. Though, while I'm thinking of it, it does make sense for me to have the chance to take his square, being compelled to take it is just buggery. |
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I remember Ullar saying that after an engagement, the winner moves into the loser's square. Though not explicitly stated, "regardless of who initiated engagement" was implied in that.
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Objection is correct. This is to keep with what little 'spirit of chess' we have here. And I will fix that damage shortly. Feel free to move in the meantime.
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I made a couple of points that may or may not have swayed Ullar; I imagine that he'll re-think his case and speak with me on IRC at a later date. Until then, I'll refrain from ordering.
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Terra did indeed make a good case. Time for ANOTHER ruling on Pokechess.
If the piece that did not begin an engagement wins the engagement, then he has the option to state whether he wants to move to the position of the captured piece. This is necessary for the ref, as he cannot post the altered board until the intention is stated. He or she then may perform their normal movement. Too many damn rulings. I suppose that IS what Alpha is there for... Terrador, state whether you desire to move Dragonite to the previous spot of Raticate. I will edit the board accordingly, then play will resume with you moving.
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I would not like to move Dragonite to Raticate's square; furthermore, I will take the liberty of editing in the board (and providing flavor which details my slow slip into insanity) after my new move, Nd2.
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Go ahead.
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